Why is she so perfect?

>>153875252
Because she's my wife.

>>153875303
Dragons please leave this is a human only thread.

Definitely the cutest girl of the season.

Flat OL otaku

>>153875530
Yeah, she's perfect

Shushue

I want to give her a nice shoulder and back massage after a long day at the office

>>153875672
PLEASE ME

cuz no tits

>>153875252
She seems like she'd be pretty easy to be around. Pretty chill normally but lets her hair down after a few drinks. 8/10 would be buddies with

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>>153875252

>she

>>153875252
DEAD

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>>153875252
communicattioooon

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>>153875252
She just is.

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>>153875252
It's her eyes I tell you

>>153875252
Should have been a boy

>>153877337
Absolutely not.

>>153877337
Dumb homo.

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>>153875252
Would you protect that smile?

>>153875252
Which one is gay her or the dragon?

>>153877168
I love that the teaser for next week's episode talks about our love for her.

I was not expecting that at all.

>>153877442
Neither really. Kobayashi is Maid-sexual, and Tohru is obsessed with Kobayashi to the exclusion of others.

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>>153877337
>>153877365
>>153877382
>Hire a mangaka to write you some boy-meets-girl romance manga.
>Dude comes with lesbo dragons and flat fish lady.
>Just roll with it.
Considering his track record, I'm just surprised he didn't make the protagonist a shota for that /ss/, he still brought in wizard boy and Quetzalcoatl for that tho, the madman.

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>>153877393

>>153875252
THE ideal waifu. The one that you should actually marry.

>hard working
>kind
>calls bullshit when she sees it
>code wizard
>dead fish eyes

what's not to like

>>153875530
She is not an Office Lady.

>>153878717
Yes she is. OL isn't exclusively secretary work.

>>153878740
Nope, she is a programmer.
That is in no way similiar to what an OL does.
Just becausae she works in an office, doesn't make er an OL.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Office_lady

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>>153877393
>the sexslave taking the dominant role

>>153878817
But it's official that she's considered an OL.

What does Kobayashi smell like?

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kobayashi is CUTE!

>>153878928
Where?

>>153878932
Tohru saliva.

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I want to be Kobayashi's househusband.

>>153878414
Plus the DFC

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>>153878940
This.
Kanna basically holds monopoly on the fanart from what I can see.
Not that I'm complaining, demure thigh loli is top tier but how can the nips pass up 10/10 wife material like Kobayashi?
I want to cuck the dragon.

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>>153875252
We're never going to see this scene animated are we?

>>153879116
Drunk Kobayashi looks out of place.

>>153879362
I've realized that a long ass time ago, it never ceases to amaze me how paradoxical it is that Japan creates the best girls and yet holds the shittiest taste

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>>153877069
>tfw you will never lay on a qt 3.14's plump tail
>why live?

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>>153877264
>sample

>>153877393
Why would someone spend time drawing that and then leave out Kobayashi's cute little red bush?

>>153879293
>Dead fish eyes
>Flat as hell
>Generally unattractive body

That's why. There are too many other better designs for them to waste their time with Kobayashi. She's basically a generic male MC except female.

>>153879577
>little red bush

ah, I see you too are a man of refined taste.

>>153879499
>looks out of place
>Implying Drunk Kobayashi isn't another reason to keep her.
>tfw you will never break out the booze and snacks and spend the evening discussing maids and other otaku shit

>>153877337
missed opportunity indeed. lesbos are boring

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>>153875252
>perfect
Enjoy your drunk hellraiser.

>>153879808
Sounds like fun

>>153878817
>Just becausae she works in an office, doesn't make er an OL
Just because you're correct doesn't mean you're right

I want to giver a kiss on the head and say "thanks for your hard work"

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>>153880146

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>>153879808
More like mehraiser. Her outbursts of ANGER have a really dry and subdued voice behind the exaggerated animation and dialogue. Seriously, it sounds like the VA is just mildly raising her tone of voice when it looks like she should be shouting Kobayashi Yuu-tier obscenities.

>>153879116

I want to give her massages when she comes home at 12mn.

>>153880735
A Kobayashi Yuu-style outburst wouldn't fit well.

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lul is that a fucking VB server script

>>153881183
It's python.
https://github.com/webpy/webpy

>>153881254
https://github.com/webpy/webpy/blob/master/web/session.py#L127
This file specifically.

>>153881254
the lack of semi colons is triggering

>>153875252
I want to impregnate her in front of tohru.

>>153877417
Yes. Being able to see it would be it's own reward.

>>153881369
fug, I can't into proper grammar.

I just want to go drinking with Kobayashi and spurge out on geeky stuff.

>>153875252
is she attracted to males or females at all?

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>>153875252
She is adult Renge...

>>153881658
Asexual.

>>153881658
She's attracted to maids.

>>153881183
what does that comment in _generate_session_id() say

>>153881811
>Generate a random id for session

>>153881294
python is triggering in general

>>153877771
It's a smart decision. This show with a male mc is just a slightly less perverted Monster Musume.

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>>153882353
Agreed, if this played it safe with a generic mundane male protagonist it wouldn't really have taken off as it did, it would have just been another pebble tossed into the ocean of rom-com slice of life with a fantastical gimmick.
My only gripe with this is that it opens the floodgates for yurifag pandering.

>>153877771
Maybe the editor tought Kobayashi was a man

>>153882643
>My only gripe with this is that it opens the floodgates for yurifag pandering.
If only Kyoani would adapt the chapter where Kobayashi gets a dick.

>>153881183

>japanese comments

Shouldn't all programmers know English anyways?

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>>153881183

>top left

4CHAN?!

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>>153875252
because shes dating the best girl

>>153882747
You do know nobody would care right, how does it change anything

>>153882851
Tohru has a fat tail.

>>153882904
>Kobayashi sees Tooru as attractive for the very first time due to being a man now
>Tooru wants Kobayashi to get it back once it's gone
Yeah I have no idea how that would change people's opinions of them as a yuri relationship.

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>>153882705
How could he? He has to read the shit he intends to push, it probably wasn't what he expected or wanted but he probably liked it anyway so he greenlit it.
>>153882747
Futa isn't really any better tbqh with you familia, it would be great if Tohru and Kobayashi's relationship was purely platonic but still have dragon maid shenanigans with Tohru just repaying the human with maid services for saving her life in the mountains, it's not like it would be much of a hassle with a dragon's longevity and how they probably perceive time because of it, she herself is already odd by showing curiosity towards humans instead of the kill on sight mentality so it would also indulge her curiosity to play maid to the chick she owes her life to.
Fafnir and Otacon being bros playing vidya, watching anime and collecting merch is much better than the overbearing affection from Tohru, I'm honestly burned out from it, Tohru's at her best when interacting with the other characters or just being by herself, once Kobayashi enters the picture she devolves into that one note obsessive character type that doesn't shut up about the object of her affections.

>>153875252
>flat nerd with a frequently deadpan facial expression
I can dig it.

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>dirty fujoshi who sells homo doujins of her friend fucking a dragon
>perfect

>>153882832
He's prolly Japanon from /pol/

>>153882781
I mean, as long as they're 100% sure they are the only people who will see the code, it doesn't really matter

>>153883531
He probably uses a proxy to post as a Canadian.

>>153883245
Doesn't she want to fuck Kobayashi because it's a magical dick, and it's temporary, really no yurifag would go

>guess I'll have to drop this now since Kobayashi became a temporary futanari

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>>153875252
>Saves a dragon while drunk
>Invites homeless dragon to live with her
>Takes in Kanna when she had no place to go
>Accepts Lucoa and Fafnir without judging

Kobayashi is Bro of the Year.

>>153877777

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>>153875252
>draw a guy
>call it a girl

>>153878961
Watch the promotional video of this anime, Kobayashi said herself that she is an OL

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>>153880558
AWAKEN MY MASTERS

>>153883596
tohru just wants to fuck kobayashi in general doesnt she
she's just holding it in because she doesn't want to creep out her waifu

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>>153884170
She seems to have no sex-drive towards anything if you want my opinion, but she'll just stay with Kobayashi for the rest of her life, I can only guess she'd eventually cave in to make her happy.

>>153884347
with Tohru for the rest of her life*

>>153875252

Refreshing MC.

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why is the main character the most forgettable girl?

how can tohru gain more presence?

>>153884347
kobayashi is probably maid-sexual
if you got her drunk enough she'd totally sleep with Georgie
not tohru though, her maid outfit isn't authentic enough

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>>153883936
>You'll never have three (3) Kannas around you while you laze on the couch.

>>153884526
Oh yeah there's her maid obsession

>>153875303
no, i claimed her long ago before you were born

We need more handsome girls in japanese media

>>153883596
It was full genderbender, not just futa.

Does anyone have the dark souls edit of her eating something on a tree?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7IpF21aqi4Q

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Kobayashi already said that she's never going to fuck the dragons.

>>153884830
She looks even more like a man in the manga.

>>153884830
>My virginity has nowhere to go but it sure as hell isn't going to you guys
/a/.txt

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>>153879808
You have no idea how big of a selling point that is for me.

http://www.bilibili.com/mobile/video/av8769446.html

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>no doujin where faceless lesbians with maid fetishes have their way with tohru

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>>153884519
In what way is Tohru forgettable?

>>153882643
>pandering
Throw out that word a lot.

>>153884830
I'm amazed she's a virgin still.
You'd think Christmas cakes would pop up during one of hers and Takiya's drunk otaku rants, causing the topic to turn into the fact she's 25 and a virgin, and considering Takiya isn't one to pursue the opposite sex either (Don't know if the guy's also a virgin or not, he does get some attention from women.) the two might drunkenly agree to just fuck one another to punch that v-card.
Really, Kobayashi might as well be asexual.

>>153886479
>based fafnir left out
All about the fucking waifus.

>>153886479
Aoba-dragon is STILL NOT IN THE FUCKING SHOW.

>>153886420
Being asexual means virginity and fucking aren't on your minds. You just do your daily routine and leave it at that. Takiya may as well be the same, preferring vidya and his bromance with Fafnir over getting his dick wet (Even acknowledges that he gets attention but doesn't pursue those chances). I like those two, to be honest.

Based Takiya invests all his sexual energy into making doujins.

Kobayashi is just a male harem MC (female.) Unremarkable, bland and nonsexual: perfect to self-insert into.

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>>153886479
paparapaprararapapapa

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9C_mapQQa8

>>153883816
>their face when you stick it in their pooper

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>>153886714

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Elma soon, brothers!

Anyone else feel this show is eventually going to take a dark turn?

>>153886714
Something I really hate about a lot of OP/ED singles is they have a really obvious spot where the bit used in the show ends and the rest starts and it's always like the bit for the show was made first and complete and then they tacked on something that was written and recorded later on to the end. It's not like the full song was made complete and then cut up/edited for the show.

Sometimes it even happens with character song previews. They'll have the preview and after that bit in the full version there's a really obvious pause/transition where it suddenly sounds like a completely different mix or recording.

>>153887243
You've never read a Cool series have you? They never actually get very dark. They just get emotional for a bit.

>>153887243
Well there's the part where Kobayashi has to have an abortion, but other than that it's alright.

>>153887243
>Show
Manga might, and that'll be a few years if the anime gets renewed. Or >>153887310

>>153884347
She is literally maidsexual
Even when she was a man for a while with her lust at its peak, as soon as Tohru took off the maid outfit her dick become totally flaccid. Its safe to assume that she still feels some sexual attraction as a girl as long as Tohru is in her maid outfit

>>153884519
She's not that bad, it's just that every other character is more memorable and fun than her
She's just kinda boring, designated "main girl" status
There's a reason she's so overshadowed

>>153881294
You can add them if you really want.

>>153885012
it could

>>153887375
>Its safe to assume that she still feels some sexual attraction as a girl as long as Tohru is in her maid outfit

The only time she ever displayed any sexual attraction or interest as a girl was that time she got drugged with an aphrodisiac and almost raped Kanna. Kyoani skipped over this chapter and I don't see them animating it at all, probably due to the fact that it was heavily implied Kobayashi was masturbating as she tried to sleep it off.

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>>153887375
She didn't want to fuck Georgie when she was in the uniform. Or did she?

I wonder if it works in reverse. What if you made her wear the maid uniform she bought?

>>153887621
Which chapter was THAT?

>>153887676
Valentine chapter.

>>153887738
Got a chapter number?

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>>153887676
Chapter 10, the valentine's day chapter. Tooru puts "Love potion" (Aphrodisiac) into some homemade chocolate for Kobayashi. She finds out and refuses it, so Tooru gives it to Kanna since she wanted some chocolate and the potion doesn't affect dragons. Kanna gives Kobayashi a piece not knowing about the potion in it and kobayashi not suspecting something Kanna is eating to be drugged.

>>153887887
That first thought bubble looks like it belongs in a cropped porn dialog thread.

>>153887375
To be fair I'm of the exact same opinion when it comes to cosplay sex. Like what's the point in getting all dressed up when the first thing you do is take the outfit off?

>>153882917
if she pulls it off will she die?

>>153887989

I'm pretty sure that's the exact joke and even reference that was made in the manga when it happened.

>>153884830
>you cant if you do that, ill do her

im guessing tohru isnt going to have sex with kobayashi as long as shes a woman

>>153888093
She'd be happy to either way, Kobayashi being a man just gets her even more excited than normal. In the genderbender chapter she actually drugged Kobayashi with the aphrodisiac again in an attempt to rape "him". Then >>153887375 happened.

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'Kobayashit with her hair down is cute, CUTE!

>>153888508
where are her boobs

>>153888540
Where are your boobs?

>>153888587
right here
*unzips boobs*

>>153889313
I can relate to fafnir and coworker kun much more de.su

Me and my roommate usually watch anime together and he commented on how much of a bromance they had and I thought it awkward to point out it was almost the same as our relationship

>>153889313
>how does comedy work guise

>>153878740
If you work in an office in Japan and are female, you are an OL.

If you have to wear an suit to an office job in Japan you are a Salaryman. The actual occupation doesn't matter.

>>153889613
Not every show has to have a straight man to have comedy. That's just admitting Japanese are creatively bankrupt.

>>153889774
Comedies often have straight men though, that's not even "creatively bankrupt" you might as well be mad there's a joke at all

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i dont know why i liked this scene so much

maybe its her genuine reaction to the water even though shes supposedly all mighty, powerful, and immune to most human problems

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>>153889313
>Fantasy RPG world.
>The guests are all a bunch of NEET otaku and RPG nerds from Japan with innate knowledge of the world's workings.
>They act like a bunch of speedrunning murderhobos cutting corners everywhere.
>MC native that has to try and keep her quirky guests in check by being the straight man.

>>153889822
It is. Come up with some new material.
also
>Joke
>haha, Kanna and Tohru stop doing quirky things because that's not normal we humans don't do that, wow, I'm so normal and you're different stop doing those different things, oh wow, aren't they so weird?
Great comedy.

>>153889774
Name one

>>153889903
Valvrave.

>>153889888
As with everything, it's not what's being done when lazily described, but how it's executed.

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Asobitai.

why does kanna choose to be so fat

>>153891451
to appease the thiccfags

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>>153890467
Ima nani?

>>153891451
I could ask you the same thing, fatty

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>>153891451
More weight for dominating other lolis.

>>153884123
AWAKEN MY MASTERS

>>153889903
Boku no Always Sunny In Firaderufia

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>tfw no dragon maid to help me in my duels

>>153893676
They all take turns being the straight-man, or alternatively, they have an episode where they all piss someone off and that person's the straight man.

how does every dragon know how to speak perfect japanese? were they all living in japan in the bizzaro earth? that wouldnt make sense because they show footage of western knights, gods, and location, so they couldnt have been living in japan

>>153894007
>how do cartoon characters know to speak the language of the country where the cartoon is being produced
A timeless question.

>>153886420
There's literally no such thing as a retarded identity for having little sex drive. It's just something that happens when you go through your optimal breeding years and get used to not fulfilling sexual desires, and there's literally no reason not to believe that she she doesn't have any. Go back to Tumblr.

>>153894363
Asexual people never have sexual desires. Why are you trying to stir up shit?

>>153894417
Because it's retarded. Even a person who doesn't have a constant desire for sex can still feel sexual pleasure, and obviously a desire for said pleasure.

>>153875252
Stop making threads Tohru.

>>153894489
It's very possible to have no sex drive whatsoever due to hormone fuckery or whatever.
You can even bring such a state on artificially with drugs. This is called chemical castration.
Britain did it to Alan Turing to stop him from gaysexing.

>>153875303
Why do you insist on calling her your wife when she is in fact your daughter?

>>153890119
translation where

>>153894806
Tons of drugs reduce ones sex drive. Fucking birth control does it. The number of people who cry asexual are on an ideological scale, though. Hormone imbalances alone don't account for the increasing number of people who use the term as an identity, so throwing it around loosely is just embarrassing.
There's even less evidence indicative that Kobayashi is "asexual" with that standard in mind.

>>153894489
>brains
>how do they work

>>153895231
nobody said anything about identities except you, dumbass
when normal people say "asexual" they just mean "no sex drive", not some weird tumblr ideological community

and again, having no sex drive is totally possible if you have some fucked up hormone imbalance shit going on
most doctors would consider it a problem and probably prescribe you some drugs to fix it, if you asked

also,
>Tons of drugs reduce ones sex drive
reduce does not mean eliminate
there are specific drugs you give for chemical castration that basically shut off the libido

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>>153895506
>>153895231

I believe neither of you.

>>153895863
1952 Britain absolutely did drug up Alan Turing with antiviagra to stop him from gaying up their country.

>>153895925
And then he killed himself over it.

Tragic really.

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>japanese clap when they finish buying amateur comics and games

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>>153888035
It would /b/ extremely painful xD

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>>153882832
/ourgirl/

>>153879499
yeah drunk Kobayashi should be at my place

>>153875252
she just the wise.
The wise & dragon. Merlin & Arthur.

There is a serious lack of new translated chapters since this started airing. This needs remedying.

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>>153880558

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Lil Kobayashi a cute.

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>>153897331

>>153883816
Kobayashi actually has a pretty delicious tummy.

Would lick until it's dry.

I kinda want to marry Kobayashi.
If you know what I mean.

>>153897762
You're a priest who's going to perform the wedding ceremony for Kobayashi and Tohru.

>>153897780
Are you stupid?
That's not what I mean at all.

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>>153897072
Nice.

>>153896055
Don't forget the millions of tons of smut anon, can't forget that.

KOBAYASHI IS A FUCKING VIRGIN GUYS

>>153899469
For now....

>>153896303
She probably visits the maid futaba board and shitposts about modem maids

>>153882353
What if they genderbent everyone but Kobayashi then?

>>153883816
>There will never be a theme park ride where you ride on Tooru's back
End it now.

>>153877771
>Ask him to write boy meets girl love story
>Not just to write more Ojou Jojo

>>153901232
That's her head

>>153899469
>25 year old virgin
That's pretty sad.

>>153901368
>not being on the path to wizardhood

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>>153901368
She at least has dragon friends.
I'm a 25 year old virgin soon and I have nothing.

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>>153884123

You guys think COOL Kyoushinsha likes how KyoAni's handling the anime right now?

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>>153879116
>animated Do It For Her
New frontiers

Ikobayashi has nice legs

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>>153904837
And a deceptively plump ass.

>>153904274
We live in exciting times

>>153879116
honestly looks like a boy

>>153897331
>>153897346
So cute. Would protect.

>ywn make mini Kobayashis with Kobayashi

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>thin book
Why is this allowed?

>>153879489
all i need to see animated to be happy is elmas kick to the face.

>>153903029
you've got /a/
Thats something.

Kobayashi is top tier, Tohru is shit.

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>>153908957
Tooru is fine, Kobayashi is just superior is all.

>>153901368
For a woman it is.

>>153895506
If they were referring to a biological phenomenon, they're retarded. If they were referring to the identity, they're retarded. There's no reason to believe that Kobayashi has either. That's the point.

>>153887224
>Elma soon, brothers!

Based Yamada episode also

>>153895506
>and again, having no sex drive is totally possible if you have some fucked up hormone imbalance shit going on

It would explain why Kobayashi is so flat.

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>>153903029

>>153910225
>Really, Kobayashi might as well be asexual.
He clearly wasn't saying she is literally asexual
You're flipping out over nothing

>>153875252
Those dead eyes turn me on.

Kobayashi is a fairly standard straight man that plays off all of Tohru's flirting in a way that would make a harem MC look alpha, but her design, gender, age, and drinking habits are more than enough to trick me into being interested.

>>153908957
kobayashi is good, but tohru is godlike

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would you still like Kobayashi if she had a penis but nothing else about her changed?

>>153912349
Of course.

>>153912349
It would be a different kind of like

>>153912349
So...nothing changed?

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>>153912349
I wouldn't mind, She would still be the same character but with a penis.

>>153912605
Kobayashi has a cute little clitoris, so having a penis would be a change.

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>>153908851
>>153911059
I guess that soothes some of the pain.
Honestly, sometimes I'm really glad that I get to talk to some of you.

I want to be her house husband

I want to have virgin love with her

>>153881764
So that happy little brat is gonna grow to be an almost otaku obsessed with maids and with a complex about her body?
How sad.

>>153883816
What's that purple paddle thing?

>>153915881
She seems like she would be prohibitively tight, to the point where neither of you would really be able to enjoy it.

>>153916422
It's for spanking.

>being a virgin
Ha, enjoy not being able to sexually gratify the dragons.

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>>153914095
I'm glad that I am too busy working to have the time to kill myself

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>>153901368
>impressed at such numbers
>/a/
Where do you think we are?

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>>153875252
[DeadFish] eyes, apparently.

How old is Kobayashi-san, /a/? It sure can't be more than 22-23

>>153919145
She's 25.

>>153919233
What's the ETA for Christmas cake status?

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>>153919233
>Kobayashi is literally me
>Tech job
>Single
>Live alone
>No friends
>25 y/o
>dead eyes
>Drink to escape

the only differences are I'm not a girl and I don't have cute dragon friends.

I wanna die.

>>153919275
Two weeks

>>153919341
are you virgin

>>153893688
That was the funniest part of the show for me.

Not the actual duel but Fafnir immediately going "I'll kill them".

she's ok

>>153919514
not ok

>>153919411
>asking this question on /a/

>>153919648
It happens.

>>153919648
/a/ is full of normalfags

>>153919753
That will change soon.

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Honestly I'm happy to have a plain girl in anime. I needed that. I like plain girls a lot.

>>153919411
yes

>>153920594
Why?

>>153920631
not him but vaginas smell funny

>>153881285
>They translated the comments, but not the variable names.
Very nice.

>>153920665
And oyu look funny so it's a match.

>>153920844
offended vagina detected
shouldn't you be busy menstruating or something

>>153877069
I want to smell tohru's socks

>>153920631
In college I was too busy studying so I wasted it and didn't spend time meeting girls.
After college I started working immediately, I work in healthcare IT so I'm always on call, because I can get called in at any time I can't do anything. By the time I'm done working I'm too tired to go meet people anyway so I just stay home and drink.

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Kobayashi should keep her hair down

>>153921031
me too

>>153921031
same

>>153921031
I want to smell Kobayashi's underwear.

>>153921031
id rape her socks if you know what im sayin haha

>>153921128
I want to comb Kobayashi-san's hair.

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>>153921128
Kobayashi should keep being Kobayashi, because that is when she is the most beautiful.

>>153921665
go away Tohru

>>153921665
So wholesome!

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>>153921793
No need to be jealous.

I sometimes get really strong feelings towards Kobayashi, like I want to hug her very tight and never let go.

>>153921856
That's not funny.

>>153894007
Tohru has Tongues as a spell-like ability

if you know what I mean

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>>153921944
I want to cuddle with her on the sofa

>>153922103
I can arrange that.

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>>153922103
I want to lay on her butt while she rests.

>>153922203
Pls anon, don't give me false hope.

>>153922248
Fine. It will never happen.

I'm literally Kobayashi.

>>153922234
PRRRFFFFFFFFFFFF

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whats her appeal?

>>153884830
>massive drunkard
>virgin
i know anime is make believe, but this crosses the line.

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Cause she would understand me

>>153922861
plain moe

>>153922861
She's extremely kind and motherly, a helpful person, and a good friend.
Plus her dead fish eyes.

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>>153922861

>>153911197
Multiple people called her asexual, and they do so in every thread literally. I'm not even flipping out.

>>153923448
Maybe they will stop if you do flip out.

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>>153923643
Don't test me.

>>153923842
Who was the first president of the United States?

x+7 =15. What is the value of x?

How many electrons does an oxygen atom have?

>>153877337
She does everything a male does, has the types of tits a male would have, yet just has a vagina for the fuck of it

>>153924065
>>>/sci/
Take your homework there.

>>153924149
It's so she can bear Tohru's children

>>153923131
Yeah she's not motherly at all

she's fatherly

>>153924156
I know the answers. Don't dodge.

>>153924185
No

Is this anime aryan race approved?

>>153924445
I doubt it.

>>153924065
Donald Trump

x.getValue();

Oxygen atoms can't inherit the abstract concept of possession

>>153924445
no its pretty fucking tumblr tier and enables pedophiles but the aztec titty bitch shota rape fantasy makes my pee pee hard so I keep watching

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>>153924433
>racemixing with inferior species
Decidedly not

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>>153924500
Clever.

>>153875252
>likes good stuf
> great programmer
>knows how to deal with shit

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what would you say to Kobayashi to make her flustered?

>>153925033
Tell her her eyes are beautiful.

>>153924065
George Washington

8

8

Right?

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>>153925139
yes

>>153921128
It is too annoying for work and sometimes even for every day life.

>>153925033
she looks cute in a maid outfit

>>153925033
I'd tell her to fuck off

>>153925033
Let's get drunk and make out

>>153924065
Eight.

George Washington.

George Washington.

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>>153925579
Close enough.

>>153926123
not cute

>>153926123
elephantiasis is a hell of a disease.

>>153926234
Sad but true.

>>153875252
She's literally what I'd be if I was a girl

>>153926598
2d loser?

>>153925033
"Maids are shit"

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>>153926598
hey qt

>>153926756
Go away.

>>153926756
I'm not giving you my virginity

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>>153927179
I'll give you mine then

>>153927300
No thanks.

>>153927300
I don't need to have two of it.

>>153927709
You always want a spare.

Tooru is best doragon.

>>153875252
She's a functional adult with a job, she's good at programming and she doesn't act super autistic around cute girls.

>>153928967
Not good enough.

>>153929237
Why are you laughing?

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>>153929237

>LOL

I want to nurse her hangovers

>>153929495
I want to hangover her nurse.

>>153922861
She has a job and I'm hoping she'll let me be a NEET and a house husband as long as I fuck her.

>>153929587
she can sustain a loli dragon and a lesbian dragon just fine.

I think all she needs to survive is a bed and bieeruuu.