Domo, Goblin Slayer desu.
O fuck o fuck, indeed it's pretty comfy chapter.
Anyone want to dump the chapter?
I would, but God called so later.
Reminder there's an anon who mad that GS isn't as ugly as him and drew his face on GS's.
He also samefagg pretending that all anon agree GS should be ugly like him.
What the fuck. Shiro what are you doing in my dark fantasy
I'm back, proceed to dump.
fatefag please, if you want to post the page, post the chapter as well.
>inb4 Goblin Slayer aren't fat neckbeard like me
You mean the Year One?
If so yes. That page you quoted, no. That was just an aftermath of the last chapter.
Nah, just a few ranked up.
Forgot which one.
Gotta go again.
Would continue dump if no one going to, but it'll take a while.
can anyone summon koreanman please?
Its his focus/ideal.
Jesuz, this is why elf woman are getting taken by human males
>Guts and Paladin-cute training scrubs
Hearts of gold
>Walking around without his armor
>No one recognizes him
I love this autist.
Odd, until now every character was an expy of it's original placeholder, i guess that because the sister is already ded the artist decided that making her a kirino's expy was a waste?
Why don't the guild just force GS to babysit all new adventurers on their inaugural goblin quest to keep the attrition rate down and stop the unnecessary losses of manpower from unprepared people getting gobbed?
>explicitly cuck you out of your female written Japanese character yet?
The same reason why your driving school don't force professional racers to babysit your dumb ass when you sit for your driving license.
They couldn't afford it and you are not worth it anyway.
>The same reason why your driving school don't force professional racers to babysit your dumb ass
If only there were anybody below a professional racer, like, a driving instructor
>and you are not worth it anyway
I argue stopping the economic damage from people failing the quests and letting infestations of goblins become even more entrenched and cause more damage is worth it
Nobody will win, oretty sure he will die at the end.
Well, at some point he will need a successor, someone that continues to exterminating goblins after he is gone. Even with his dedication he probably knows he can't end all of them in his lifetime.
IM HYPE AS FUCK
You can also be "truly shirou" yourself anon.
Big spoilers ahead:
The Goblin Lord is actually one of those battle-hardened wanderers GS warned us about. Additionally, he's also a goblin that was spared as a child, so it grew to have especially malevolent feelings towards humans. It even killed and ate the female adventurer that spared it the second she turned around. It has nothing against GS and neither knows of his existence. It just plans to take over all the frontier villages and eventually surround and invade the human capital city.
I already knew it since chapter 1-2, gobs must be purge.
Goblin Slayer is many thing
But shitrou isn't one of them.
Nah, that's the usual muscle that got build from hard labor works.
Maybe what you referring to was muscle that build from gym and steroids? Well I'm fucking glad GS aren't look like that.
One of them. I haven't seen a GS thread in a while.
She's an armored knight (adventurer) with intention of becoming a paladin. One of the adventurers fighting should be in her party. She's actually quite new, and usually fights giant rats in the sewers (at GG's recommendation). Her noob friend wants to fight goblins.
No, i am not talking about the paladin girl, i mean the girl in the middle, next to the girl that bullied priestess. Also, paladin girl and his friend (not guts guy) aren't noobs, they are silver ranked.
That's just a townsperson worried about the ruffian adventurers fighting, isn't it?
Is she silver? This lead me thinking otherwise. I have the rat scene too, if you want that.
Is she wasn't a silver ranked, she wouldn't shitalking about GS for being a silver ranked.
He need to fuck up all gates and prevent new ones from opening, I bet some shamans are running around laserguiding [Gate] spells from the moon.
>yfw Goblin Slayer watches shattered moon in the night sky with satisfaction
Was he serious or only wanted to roast the ogre?
Mostly indifferent, since ogres didn't rape his sister to death.
This is actually the climactic fight of volume 1. Many manga readers don't realize the ogre was a midboss. Or rather, they don't want to believe it. I really enjoyed the setup for this. The author really foreshadowed all of it pretty well.
>He looks awful
>like a muscular skeleton
What's that even suppose to mean? He's /fit/
I'll be triggered if he was kirito tier skimpy but that's not the case here.
Truly the scum on Earth. Purge when
I wonder if this artist will do more broken priestess
>Goblin Slayer gets Gobb slain
>broken Priestess takes up arms and uses her miracles as arms enhancement or other creative ways to trap and kill gobbs
> I knock him up
>You have to protect girls, okay?
>You slept a ton today too, huh.
>Sorry for oversleeping.
>It's alright, it's alright.
>I mean, it's been a while since your last day off.
>Hungry, aren't you?
>I'll bring over some food.
>...Are you heading to the guild for deliveries today as well?
>I have things I need to attend to there as well.
>...Are you alright?
>You're not resting at all like this, you know.
>You collapsed as soon as you got back
>You worried me sick!
>It's been 3 days already.
>It's ONLY been 3 days!
>...I was only a little overworked.
>...However, it is a problem that I wasn't taking care of myself properly.
>Another failure like that and...
>Is that what that priestess told you?
>Some other adventurer.
>You mean those people who came to you for a quest earlier?
>Guess you've got more people to go adventuring with.
>It was only once.
>You say that like you plan on going on more quests with them.
>They're a better lot than goblins. [changing this one a bit cause the current line doesn't make sense. Actual translation says "It's more comfortable than killing goblins."]
>...That standard of comparison is a little weird, isn't it...
>Then once we're all done with our business we'll meet up and go back home together... How about it?
>Yes! It just arrived! I'll go get it now.
>Your physique is good but your skin's a mess.
>...I've never seen your face around here before...
>You a newbie?
>Then you here to pick up something you left for repairs then?
>You planning on going to the city to make some cash as well?
>Then you're another guy who's not interested in money or peace then.
>They're making a right fuss over there gathering people for some Dark God's resurrection and fighting for the good of the world and all.
>... You're not interested in that?
>I'm fighting for myself, you see.
>Well, it's for a personal reason,
>In any case.
>There's no use in acting all cool and mighty and things like that.
>Is that so.
>That is so.
>Sorry for the wait.
>No problem, thanks.
>Anyways, take care of yourself, I've got a date with some ruins.
>Wish me luck, alright?
>Speak with him
>He didn't seem all that friendly, anyways.
>Not that I dislike that.
>Really now, you make a ton of orders but you only ever buy the cheap stuff.
>You're a right pain, you know that?
>If you really feel that way, cherish your equipment a little more.
>I am trying to.
>...Hah. Guess you don't get sarcasm either, do ya.
>There ain't a problem, but put that on and come over here for a sec.
>I'll adjust your armor a bit.
>It's pro bono.
>Lancer broing it up with GS without even noticing
The toppest of keks
>Were you able to get in another scroll?
>It was really him, Goblin Slayer...
>I mean, I did take your money so I'll get it for you,
>But supply on that is slim as it is.
>Got no idea when it'll be in.
>I know that.
>We're done here.
>That guy just now is a silver ranker, right?
>Why does he wear such plain looking armor?
>On top of that, isn't it better to have a magic sword over a scroll?
>Ha. Someone who swings a magic sword at goblins is
>just a half-wit.
>That one knows exactly what he's doing.
>Sir Goblin Slayer!
>How are you feeling?
>So you've ranked up from 10th to 9th.
>Yes! I was able to rank up!
>I was a little anxious because of my lack of experience, but it seems fighting against the ogre with you had a bigger effect than I thought...
>Um, the thing we fought last time at the ruins...
>... If that's the case then there might have been some amount of meaning behind that search.
>... I'm glad.
>This is all thanks to you, Sir Goblin Slayer!
>I did nothing.
>No, that's not the case
>You saved me when we first met, didn't you?
>Your comrades were all defeated.
>But still, since I received help from you,
>I still think I should give you at least one word of thanks.
>Thank you so much.
>Then I will leave to report to the Temple.
>All done with business on your end?
>Sorry, I think I'll be a little bit longer.
>Is that so.
>If it's unloading cargo, I'll help.
>See, I was right.
>I said that I heard Orcbolg's footsteps, didn't I?
>Beardcutter, you fine enough to move now?
>You seem fine to me.
>Why're you moving cargo?
>You out of dosh?
>Or you switching jobs?
>He fixed his gear.
>We met Priestess just now.
>... What do you want.
>Oh right, Sir Goblin Slayer. We..
>Well, this lizard here says he wants some of your cheese.
>You should just come out and say it clearly!
>Just pay at the guild.
>I will do so!
>This is on par with a bag of gold!
>I'll get you some wine to go with that.
>He was always too uptight
>So it might be good that he's found something of a vice.
>Well, about us...
>about to go investigate some ruins.
>But you know
>we don't have a vanguard?
>We might call out to someone...
>Is that so.
>I'll think about it.
>You better think hard, okay!!
>excessively spends on gasoline, scrolls & expensive shit while neglecting to upgrade the basics
>is a Goblin to Goblins, possibly rapes goblins
>Damn it... I'm not done yet!
>It seems he trains new adventurers like that once in a while.
>Hello, mister Goblin Slayer.
>Good job moving that cargo.
>If you don't mind, would you like to try some of this?
>It's got a little honey and lemon in it.
>Should help you recover a bit.
>I'll have to think about including this in my pack.
>Anyways, about just now
>There seems to be some consideration of setting up an official training facility here.
>Quit laying about and get up!
>What's wrong with you? You couldn't even kill a goblin with that!
>Since new adventurers tend to know nothing.
>We'll hire retired adventurers
>And help them learn how to fight or knowledge of the field.
>I was hoping that by learning even just a little
>it'd help them on their odds of returning home...
>Even if you retire, you still have to make a living
>So I think that we'll have need of just about anyone!
>Is that so.
>So you have to look out for yourself too, Goblin Slayer, okay?
>I won't give you any quests to go on til you've rested plenty
>and the next time you collapse like that, I'll have you put on probation for half a year.
>That would be troublesome.
>Right? So make sure you rest up plenty.
>Kept you waiting, huh. Thanks for unloading that cargo.
>Let's go home.
>Let's go home.
>Too many new adventuring parties to catch up on meaning they're forced to wait for GS meaning jobs arent getting done
>Too few adventurers meaning GS is waiting on babysitting standby and not doing jobs
And in either case
>GS cant do more than one job at once
GS is using the most effecient way of killing goblins he can, and the guild is in no position to force him to abandon that and stay in carry duty
To be fair, training rookies wasn't really their job. Adventurer Guilds in most RPG settings are more like job brokers and temp agency. It's not their job to train you for the position, you're supposed to already be qualified when you apply.
>Regardless of who it is, they'll grow old, get hurt, and like now, collapse when tired.
>There is always a limit.
>Regardless of if he can survive in a fight
>There will be a day when he can no longer fight goblins
>In that case then, he...
Summoning D&D anons.
Is this possible in the setting?
Assuming DM allows it - how would you go about it?
Bonus points if you're not black-hole shitting toplvl wizard.
>GS continues jobs at his current pace
>If there is a newbie party around or interested in going goblin hunting he takes them with him.
>If not he goes alone/with priestess as usual.
It's still in their best interest to train rookies. Greater talent pool, more adventurers survive to be useful, higher success rate.
A broker that reccommends you adventurers who fail and die half the time fucking sucks. I guess the only reason it works is that they have a total monopoly, which is hard to imagine considering they're so bad at their job.
So a Wish scroll and nat20.
What would he wish for?
For it to collide with other moon or just shatter?
What is easier to wish: for destruction of moon or death of any and all goblins?
Fine then. I want GS to be mind controlled by Gobs so he's doing the raping himself & he's self aware the entire time. He won't be Guts, he'll be Griffith this time.
>and the next time you collapse like that, I'll have you put on probation for half a year.
>That would be troublesome.
>Right? So make sure you rest up plenty.
Poor GS, he just wanted to kill gobs.
I want to see Paladin-chan in bikini armor!
This doesn't count as an apology for what happened that day does it?
>And was just wondering what you were thinking.
>... About what's to come.
So he knows something important will happen soon or he is just doing what he has been doing so far, preparing for everything?
Wouldn't that still require the party to just be waiting around the guild for GD? Going in and taking jobs is a pretty in-out affair, so the odds of GS and 'all new adventurers' meeting up is pretty slim
And that doesn't change the fact that GS does multiple jobs per run and that he probably wouldn't even want the liability of hot-headed scrubs putting him in danger
>has to use rare precious teleportation scroll to defeat demon-possessed ogre general of dark god's army
>is so buttmad about not getting to use it on goblins he is now ever looking for another scroll to do it
At least he had it insured it with his supplier, but you have to wonder how much something like that costs. And then you have to wonder how much gold GS has earned over the years.
If she's only thanking him why is he going all Goblin slaying mode?
He didn't showed guilt for not saving the other shitters from chapter one and other than his sister he doesn't shows any guilt at all.
And how does wanting priestess to stand on her own legs makes him look like when he kills with pure hatred?
>Thank you for letting me stay with you, Orcbolg. I'm afraid I ran out of your human currency but luckily I have other things of value to offer the man who has so aided me.
>Is there any way I can repay you for your kindness?
>Get me a high quality elf's bow and auto-aim arrows so i can kill gobs from any side.
>trying to seduce Goblin Slayer
There's probably a more pointless endeavor out there but damned if I can think of one right now
According to the LN anon, what happened here is that GS literally went "GS.ex stopped working" as his zero social skills means he has no idea how react to so big gratitude.
How many times do you think cowgirl has pulled this same shit hoping to get a boner out of him,
>It was just another nest extermination, priestess thought.
>But GS was different that time. First of all, he didn't have a weapon.
>Considering the rules he carved into her mind, she thought it's weird.
>Like usual, a hole in the ground, big enough to let an adult to walk with their back straight, but too narrow to swing a sword
>GS stopped, looked around and started surveying the surroundings
>After an hour of intense search, he suddenly asked the priestess the weird question
>"have you seen any more holes?
>*pant*"N-No, I haven't, s-sir."*more lewd panting*
>suddenly he pulled a small garden shovel, and started to dig
>three shovels... Four shovels... Then he stopped.
>"hard to dig. Lots of rocks. Perfect."
>They reached the entrance again
>suddenly he pulled out... something out of his satchel
>Small, round, shiny object.
>About 3 inches in diameter, around inch tall. with a weird ring on top. wrapped with green paper on the side.
>Suddenly he pulled the feathers on top of his helmet, revealing his face, then he wrapped a piece of cloth around his head.
>"step back and prepare barrier"
>he pulled the weird ring, opening the weird metal box. after that he threw the entire thing into the cave
>after barrier blocked the entrance, both of them listened carefully
>suddenly pained groans of goblins reached their ears
>like a symphony of pain, all of them screamed in agony.
>some tried to escape, harmlessly bouncing off the barrier.
>"Sir goblin slayer, what was that?"
>"Some call it forbidden weapon, some call it metal can, but the man from which I got the thing called it "Zyklon B". After his description I decided to give it a try.
>And thus, the goblocaust begun..
you will never witness this.
What about trying to seduce Goblin Slayer as a goblin?
Make him change his name to Goblin Layer?
If Batman finds a way to kill a massive amount of goblins in a quick and productive way i can see GS seeking him for help.
But would Batman help an unstable person or get along with him?
He has an arsenal of gadgets that you think on first look can kill, but they end up being non lethal and designed to incapacitate. Its the code he lives by, no matter how autistic it is.
but gobbos are the smartest, cutest, SEXIEST race that exists.
>tight tiny midget-esque pussy
>perfect height for standing blowjob
>'lore' tells us they are anal sluts and size queens
>can also do smart things like magic and engineering
literally perfect, humans are shit.
thats fucking retarded, they are the best.
Hey that super-holy outfit was given to her as a gift
It would be rude not to use it
Besides the stat boosts are insane
>ywn have a shortstack Goblin adventurer protecting you on your jounrey while you and her slowly fall in love and break the boundries between your races and make love
Trixie Sparkshine is the BEST gobbo. Did you ever see the list of her inventions?
[Megavolt 5000 Gigafuck strap]. - Fits snugly around the male/shemale/herm's waist. Goblin or Gnome gets slotted into free space and the strap lifts the goblin/gnome up and down in rapid succession leaving you to go about your daily activities without having to stop and pay attention.
[Steam-Powered-Milker]. - Comes in two styles one for breasts, one for penis's. Does exactly what it says. Very popular with Tauren women for some reason.
[Keep-That-Perv-Away-Shock-o-matic-2000]. - Comes in all styles, Plate, Mail, Leather Cloth. Fits snugly over the desired chest piece and when any perverts grope you without you giving them permission they will get a shock.
[Cock-it-ship]. - One seat which bends the driver forward a small amount, a medium sized contraption at the back with a two high-powered magnets pushing each other away which thrusts the dildo into which ever hole it is aligned to thrust into. (Interchangeable. Small, Medium, Large, Extra Large). Powered by Kyparium. The faster the rider goes the faster the ... Hmm... we need a better name... Ah!~ [Magne-Fuck] goes.
[Magne-Fuck] Magnetically thrusting dildo which fits onto most mounts such as the [Cock-it-ship]. Can also be upgraded to the [Magneton-Gigafuck-G.T.M.Y.O
[Magneton-Gigafuck-G.T.M.Y.O.- Upgrade from [Magne-Fuck]. With six dildo's in total, three for each hole all thrusting at a different rhythm. G.T.M.Y.O- Guaranteed To Make You Orgasm
>At the end, GS must sacrifice himself to end gobs once for all
>He sent all his party to safety, but Priestess refuses to let him die alone
>She teleport to him
>Both blown out
>Madoka later reincarnates them and leave them at CG's farm
>CG is now a mommy.
>This entire chapter
Good lord that's some weapons grade autism.
Like, Trauma isn't enough to leave you like this, it's gotta be from birth.
>Series ends with reincarnated!GS playing with his sister reincarnated! Priestess while CG watches them, he is wearing the helmet and using a wood sword while saying "i gonna be an adventurer!".
He stays calm while fighting, though. He's chilling and methodical, not furious and insane. When he's fighting goblins, he know that you have to do everything in a specific way.
Not that anon but that reminds me that brave and bolt episode were some mad scientist was using rats for some shit, bat and some Knight templar ghost defeat him. Bat leaves him chained so the police can pick him up, but the ghost returns, turn him into cheese and releases the rats...
Someone knows who is the character in the final panel?
the artist sure can make the characters aesthetically pleasing for a bunch of painfully generic designs
How did NO ONE notice this??
>The dice is cast
I think it's not big deal, since it's the year one the gods will probably try to roll the dice but then he will not be fucked or helped by them.
And them they will say oh well and fuck off since they don't have anything to do with him.
"Dice" is plural
"Die" is singular
"are" is plural
"is" is singular
It's annoying to hear the common misuse of the gambling item's terminology so degraded that people don't bat an eye about it, but when it's part of an official work and even the grammar doesn't match up as if to draw attention to the by-line...is aggravating.
But that's just me: I'd like people using the language to use ALL of the language and not fuck it to death.
Guess what time it is