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>go to the bathroom >those 2 are blocking your path What do?

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>go to the bathroom
>those 2 are blocking your path

What do?
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rape the maids
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*whips dick out*
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>yo i gotta take a fat shit doe
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>occupies your bath

NANI?!
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>>153845205
Wait 2 seconds till they start insulting each other then walk past.
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>>153845205
fuck rin, then fuck luvia, then fuck rin again with luvia
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*unzips dick*
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tell them to fuck off, im about to shit my pants and im not going to speak to ugly whores
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>>153845280
Why would you shit in a bath?
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>>153845205
Rape them violently from behind while slapping their asses and watching their butt fat jiggle.
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>>153845268
They are strangely cooperative at insulting you this time.
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>>153845205
kill them both.
they can't tempt me, for I already have best girl.
>inb4 shit taste
>inb4 dumb worm poster
>inb4 she is slut
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Cut their lines
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>>153845437
Dumb wormposter with shit taste in sluts.
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>>153845205
call old men to get rid of the flatty
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It's mindblowing that girls can just exist naked around eachother
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>>153845437
>barren womb
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>>153845205
Freak out because they have no nipples.
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>>153845635
>showing nipples on christian imageboard for little girls

Let's not get on the degenerate side.
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>>153845538
I really like sakura.
My usual taste is for girls with blonde hair, blue eyes, and a flat chest, but I just can't not like her.
I normally am not into the whole best girl/waifu thing, but as soon as I saw sakura for the first time, I instantly had thought of her as waifu.
Even after seeing all the shit she did I still like her, and you can't stop me even if the majority of /a/ says she is shit.
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>>153845747
Don't worry anon, you are free to love her if you want. She's still shit and is a wormslut though.
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>>153845628
>kids are little shits
what's your point, anon?
also good job on actually trying to say something other than "but she is shit" or "but she is a worm bag" or "but she is a loose slut"
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worm
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>>153845820
I know she is a wormslut, but she will always be best girl for me.
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>>153845205
>>153845266
>>153845315
>>153845687
>this is an anime for kids
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>>153845880
>hasn't read the manga
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Caren best girl.
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>>153845628
is it actually barren?
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>>153845971
i don't know
didn't it say they just removed a placenta?
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>>153846023
yes it was to harness the magic or something because sex/sex organs = magic fuel
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>>153846103
>sex/sex organs = magic fuel

what retard wrote this nonsense? are you saying if i had lost my virginity before 30 i would have been a wizard? why did i wait....
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probably pop a huge boner and try to hide it
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>>153846164
it's because it was originally an eroge
what I don't understand is how virgins like Shirou and Rin can use magic since they have said that sex = magic
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>>153845205

Well, I guess it's time to turn on my Mana Transfer Device, if you get my catch
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>>153846697
Don't worry, you'll catch it, between your hips, if you know what i mean
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>>153846697
well I guess either you're lying or you're a filthy secondary
if it's the first then this is all i have to say (pic related)
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>>153845205
Find the two better girls.
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>>153845205
They're my wives so I go inside with them.
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>>153846848
>better
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>>153845205
Get the fuck out of the way I needa take a shit
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>>153845205
Quality thread.
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>>153846848
When a loli dominates the butch.
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>>153846742
How acrobatic you need to be to catch something with your hips??!
I still don't get it.
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>>153846917
>his toilet in his bathroom

How degenerate.
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>>153845205
ask one of them to pull my finger
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>>153845315
>>153845538
>>153846697
>>153847154
Post more Rin
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>>153847218
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>>153845266
>you will never breed Luvia's titpussy
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>>153847154
It's true that it's a little difficult for the inexperienced, so just relax and let me do the swing if you get my line
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>>153847502
Luvia a shit.
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>>153847664
im normally not a feet fanboy but ishtar makes me think otherwise.
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Has TYPE-MOON explained how drill hair physics work?
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>>153845205
Pick them up as if they way nothing without missing a step.
Make them both hold my massive cock and aim it for the toilet.
Put an out of order sign on the door then spend the rest of the day raping/tenderly loving them till they can barely remember their names or how to walk properly.
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Reminder that Ishtarin was bought out with gems.
Pictured: Ishtarin and her pimp.
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Can you use Rin's anus as a toilet though?

I've seen it once in a doujin and now I feel very kinky about the idea of peeing inside of a girl's anus.
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>>153849775
>gilgamesh got to bang both saber and rin

woah he's almost on the same level as shirou
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>>153849958
Are you implying sticking your dick in worms is supposed to be commendable?
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>>153845266

I'd get in with her. Worth a try.
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>>153845205
>>153845266

Ask about her non-existing nipples.
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>>153845266
>those long legs
This is what she'd look like standing up
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>>153850125
Midget please
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>>153845205
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>>153850183
I subscribe to the belief that in all timelines in which Rin does not win the Shiroubowl, she becomes lesbians with Luvia
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I luv Luvia
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>>153845205
Please move.
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>>153849958
As expected from best boy
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>>153850389
She ends up marrying some random dude in HF if Shirou dies.
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>>153845205
>Luvia's tits wider than her body figure
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>>153845266
HUGE TITS
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>>153845205
Squat down and do my business right in my trusty diaper.
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>>153845205
>>153845266
Gotta be vigilant and press forward. If they're not gonna move, it's their fault, not yours.
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>>153845266
I'm getting some old war flashbacks here.
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>>153845628
>>153846023
>literally the goddess of fertility
>literally adopted to become a heir
Your meme makes no sense.
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>>153845205
"Excuse me ladies but I need to take a massive shit"
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>>153852078
>"Excuse me ladies but I need to take a massive shit"

Who the fuck shits in his bathroom?
Shit inside a bottle while ladies are busy taking the bath.
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>>153852226
>Shit inside a bottle
What if it's too big, or messy?
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>>153845266
Why are there literally no good Luvia doujins? It's fucking unfair.
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>>153852733
Luvia is garbage and she can only parasite on Rin's glory.
Without Rin she's fucking nothing.
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>>153852946
As much as I like Rin there's two things Luvia has that she doesn't.
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>>153853029
Rin is perfection.
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>>153846697
Someone call an exorcist! Please get that spirit out of best girl!
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>>153853227
>Someone call an exorcist! Please get that spirit out of best girl!
Exorcist failed and now you have 2 (two) Rins possessed by old goddesses
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>>153853227
It's just Rin pretending so she can get away with being a whore.
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>>153845266
>someone jabbed printscreen 32 times just to get some lewdvia
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>>153853314
Rin a pure
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Fuck Rin, let the other one get in the bath and watch.
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>>153853467
watch what
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>>153852733
Jesus christ, I love her. She's perfect.
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>>153853029
>better body
>better hairstyle
>better fighting moves
>better finances
that's at least 4
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>>153853412
I can't stand someone who can't just own up to their own feelings and thoughts. Trying to be in a relationship with someone who wishes they didn't love you is going to be pure hell.
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>>153853535
>can't slap the tsun out of tsundere with your dick and tame her

What are you, a beta cuck?
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>>153845205
>>153845266
I want to have sex with Rin ontop of Luvia while fully neglecting and ignoring Luvia almost as if she wasn't even there.
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>>153845205
AM I BEING DETAINED OR AM I FREE TO GO? AM I BEING DETAINED OR AM I FREE TO GO?
AM I BEING DETAINED?? OR AMI FREE TO GO?
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>>153845205
Question why they'd decide to fuck in my bathroom.
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>>153845205
We'll. I'm over 30 so I guess I qualify as an Old Man so I know what to do with the black haired girl.
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>>153853535
But it's cute. Also she's not real so you don't have to think about it that hard or realistically.
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Anyone who doesn't answer with 'Have a Threesome with them', has no taste at all and should be removed.
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>>153850389

In most timelines with Shirou, there's at least one drunken threesome with Luvia.
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>>153853633
Rin wouldn't ignore Luvia though. She'd motorboat those titties like there's no tomorrow.
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>>153853567
>>153853789
It's not really cute, just annoying, and I'd rather not waste time trying to win her over. If that makes me a beta cuck, so be it. I'm not interested in dealing with a bitch.
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>>153850703
That's because she never found the Dick Magic. Otherwise she'd have been the second Tohsaka to steal some of those superior Finnish Genes.
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>>153845340
get an erection, because this is my fetish.
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>>153845205
Attack Luvia's womb with great prejudice
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>>153845538
canon whore
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>>153853966
>It's not really cute, just annoying, and I'd rather not waste time trying to win her over. If that makes me a beta cuck, so be it. I'm not interested in dealing with a bitch.
Go find a submissive mumbling robot with no attitude like Rin then.
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>>153853535
>>153853567
truly the worst girl, good thing Shirou dumped her shitty ass
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>>153854358
Shirou's loss is Luvia's gain.
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>>153854382
>Shirou's win is Luvia's gain
FTFY
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>>153854399
No-one wins with Sakura. It's always a loss, one way or another.
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>>153854358
>Shirou dumped her shitty ass
Nice info out of your ass.
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>Blink through them
Heh, nothing personal, bitches.
>Go and urinate.
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>>153845266
I would join in after shower and wash her back.
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>>153845266
But can Luvia's massive tits win against the cock ?
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>>153845273
Ouch
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>>153845205
>>153845266
>>153845315
Didn't have a good nights sleep. This is not good for my heart.
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>>153845205
Regular toilet/cum toilet, either works for what I was headed there for.
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>>153854954

Just think of a threesome with those two. It should make at least your dick feel better.
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>>153854998
Sharp...pain....not good
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Anyone have that webm of Shirou opening a door, seeing it's Rin and then closing it?
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>>153855248

This one?
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>>153855364
Yeah thanks
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>>153855382
There needs to be more Rin and Luvia art like that.
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Just give me a well drawn Luvia Rin doujin, Japan, and I'll buy 10 copies.
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>>153855554

I'd buy 20. Because half will be ruined very quickly.
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>>153855554
>>153855591
Nobody luvs Luvia. There will never be a worthwhile doujin of her.
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>>153845205
Pee on them
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>>153845315
DEFENSELESS
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>Rin finds Zelrecht's grimoire, which includes the gag spell Merlin's Superb Penis
>her and luvia end up working all their pent-up frustrations on each other
>the two separated halves of the Magic Crest broken between Edelfeldt and Toesucka get rejoined
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GOD I WANT TO FUCK LUVIA
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>>153855666

What would their kid look like?
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>>153855708
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>>153855671

t. Tohsaka Rin.
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>>153845205
Turn 360 and walk away.
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>>153845205
Marry drill hair <3
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>>153856529
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>>153845205
JAM IT IN!
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>>153845205
Piss on 'em.
Or make 'em drink it. Either is good.
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>>153845205
Take Luvia with me.
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Walk away, that's clearly not a men bath
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I want to be her personal slave preferably of the sex variety.
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>>153856988

Only Rin can be that.
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>>153857590
The only lewd RinxLuvia artwork in existence was done by /u/. I should feel something more than emptiness.
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>>153857590
Mother of God.
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>>153845205
Say excuse me
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>>153845205
Fuck them
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>rape
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Bring them in with me, we can wash each other's backs.
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>>153845538
I don't get it. If that swimsuit is so uncomfortable why doesn't she just take it off?
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>>153845205
Roll for initiative
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>>153845628

That meme goes on for awhile, but Nasu seems likely to have the other idea, she is going to be inhabited by a literal mother goddess, her powers have an origin in the void that birthed everything, and he describes her as "a devilish woman with a maternal instinct".

I'm pretty sure her Origin will be something maternal like. Also the fact her name is flower related. Girl can likely have a damn soccer team of kids, she surely has the endurance.
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>>153857590
What kind of wrestling is that.
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>>153845205
Wake up suddenly and curse loudly.
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>>153845315
>>153845266
>>153845205
>>153845687
>>153847455
All of them would loose their anal virginity if they came in my bathroom.
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>>153859457
The finnish kind
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>>153852946
- MOSHI MOSHI?
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>>153859557

What is with that family tree and the attraction to your relatives?

In the universe Luvia becomes Sakura's onee-sama and they become a tag team, does she "wrestle" her new imouto too?
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>>153845205
Grab a bob of Luvia and look to Rin with pitiful eyes.
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>>153845266
Jesus christ
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>>153845228
Vergewaltige die Mägde
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>>153846248
It's a way to transfer mana and form bonds, not necessarily a way to generate it.
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>>153845266
>occupies your bath
Ok, I'm emptying my nuts in this lewd bitch.
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>>153845205
Realize anime isn't real and stop hallucinating.
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>>153845205
>>153845266
Luvia having so few lewds is a crime against humanity.
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>>153845205
M U R D E R
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Butt fuck them
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>>153845205
Out because don't going to ruin they private moment
because I'm not one of this bad heteros of /a/
Rin x Luvia OTP
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>>153867861
Follow her to realize how long is the tunnel.
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>>153845205
Go to the bathroom like R Kelly.
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>>153845315
That is one defenseless anus
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>>153845205
>>153845266
I want to have sex with Luvia!
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>>153870904

Get off the internet Rin.
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>>153870904
>Rin this desperate for attention.
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>>153846848
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>>153872280
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>>153845205
Defeat their cocks
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>>153845205
Wonder why they're in my bathroom. Probably try to fuck them.
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>>153872607

What cocks?
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RIN IS NOT A SLUT!
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>>153874555

But the mother of all sluts chose her. She was compatible with the greatest whore that has and will ever exist.
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>>153874196
The ones behind the towels silly.
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>>153875304

Who gave them the dick magic?
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>>153872280
What episode is this from?
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>>153875269
>She was compatible with the greatest whore that has and will ever exist.
But Sakura exists.
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>>153876711

Sakura wasn't chosen as the host for the Queen of whores though. She was chosen as the host for the Mother Goddess of Hindu.
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