Konosuba

>>153842791
Agreed. This guy cracks me up every time.

>>153842791
>secret

>>153842791
Needs more screentime.

>>153842791
>secret

>>153844867
>>153843233
Yes secret

>>153842791
>>153849049
greatest bromance of all time

>darkness jumps into the ropes

Oh lawd

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Leave the demon king to me.

>>153850162
What if he is the demon king?

>>153850197
I thought the same thing.

>>153850197
Oh shit anon.

>>153850197
Ridiculous

>>153850197
What does the demon king even do? Why does he need to be defeated?

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>>153851038
watch the show, dumb dumb dummkopf

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>>153850197

>that armor
Worse than boobplates,jesus

>>153851504
What are those used for?

>>153851615

The one on the left looks like a back massager

Bottom left is an apple corer.

Bottom middle is a cheese slicer

Right I have no fucking clue.

>>153842791
Demon King

>>153842791
That's the guy who dreamed of being an afro lady seducing cute young dudes in the succubus episode, isn't it?

>>153852520
He's the artisan weaver

>>153851504
Top left is an ass scratcher
Bottom right is an ass shaver
Top right is an ass whipper
I don't know about the bottom left.

>>153850197
he has to much free time.

>>153852662
ass peeler

This guy is totally the demon king, ri--
>>153850197
Okay, I'm glad I'm not the only one thinking this way. He's definitely the fucking king.

>>153851499
He's a noncombatant so it's just his fashion.

Artisan Weaver is the manliest guy on the show.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ey68uVUuyvs

>>153851038
He does nothing bad really, Axis cult and crimson demon village start the war with them and made rumors all time about the demon king and his army

>>153853497
>Implying
He is a combatant and all armor works on the principle of magic.
The more magic your armor have, the more protection it afford regardless of size and shape.
This is why a thin jacket can offer strong protection stronger than of a full plate armor.

>>153854147
>Artisan weaver
>Combatant

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>>153842791

I hope he never meets Ken.

>>153854179
>Anon never play DnD or any MMORPG the post

>>153851504
Very appropiate filename

>>153849049
He looked pretty cute here.

also secretly the final boss

>>153854204
Is that a compliment? Who the fuck brags about playing MMOtrash?

This is one of the few recurring jokes that I love every time it pops up because they don't run it into the ground so it's always funny.

>>153852520
Wasn't he dreamed of being cute boy molested by the afro lady?

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>>153854407
Kazuma is always cute

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>>153854681
When he's not grimacing because of his retarded party members

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Megumin got very upset when Kazuma showed off some dynamite he made and didn't speak with him until dinner.

>>153849049
hello darkness my old friend

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>Kazuma invented the condom
>now everyone in fantasy australia can have sex all day
He saved that place

>>153851038
demon king is actually a god just like aqua and eris and in order to justify the gods existing and keeping their jobs they send a god down to be an antagonist in a universe to make it look like they're needed and helping

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>>153842791
You know it.

>>153854719
And he still used dynamite to kill the girl that saved megumin when she was a kid
Why is he so evil

>>153854757
>>153854719
How does a NEET even do that?
I can understand condoms if he found a rubber tree to harvest sap, but TNT?

>>153854719
how the heck did a japanese neet know the chemical formula for dynamite?
Or did he just use his luck stat to make it?

>>153854828
Well to be fair it was imitation TNT, it doesn't work exactly like the real stuff does just kind of similar principle.

Also apparently his crafting skill gives him insights on how to make stuff, though not sure how that works on parallel world tech but maybe if he is already familiar with the item it still works.

>>153854834
It's not really the same, he used a magic explosive potion to make it.

>>153854828
>>153854834
He tried making blackpowder but couldn't find the chemicals. That "TNT" is just some overly priced magic jizz Wiz sold at her store shoved into a cartridge

>>153854859
>>153854870
makes sense

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Did these two fucked?

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>>153855074
Aqua is not for fucking
Aqua is for bullying

>>153854828
He just repurposed otherwise useless Wiz goods into an explosive. He doesn't know how to make black powder or nitroglycerin or TNT like a normal Japanese schoolboy.

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>>153855289
But she is thirsty for the dick

>>153855314
She can't be thirsty anon, she is the goddess of water

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>>153855324
Makes me wonder how come she thinks the tea she makes tastes good when everyone else only tastes water? Also how can she get drunk when the alcohol would be purified into water as soon as it touch her lips?

Someone did not think this out good...

>>153855368
Maybe it takes more time to purify the alcohol than the tea, since tea is already 99% water

>>153855314
Why does Aqua look so gormless here?

>>153855368
She can control her purification. Only alcohol is important enough for her to pass the filter.

Is Konosuba worth watching?

Sell me on it, /a/

>>153855477
No the better more intelligent show to watch this season is Maid Dragon,

The writing in that show the animation and the drama is much better than Konofaga.

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>>153855477
Just wait until next month and then play the game it's based on.

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>>153855477
some will call the animation shitty, but its an endearing trait to others
reminds me of stuff from the 90s and early 2000s.

the story is generic fantasy with humor thrown into it, which is fine but triggers the shit out of alot of people because theres been a fustercluck of those recently

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>>153855477
READ THE NOVELS.

>>153855537
>the story is generic fantasy with humor thrown into it,

Have you completely missed the point of Konosuba, It has those tropes to play off and make fun of them hence why it is called a fucking parody of Isekais.

>>153855564
Its not really parodying much. I mean tons of narou isekai have funny death and transportation, godesses/gods being ridiculed like in nidome no jinsei the guy punches the loli as soon as he meets her and so on.

The execution and the constant focus on comedy is what really carries it.

kusoNEETo

>>153856212
DAMEMEGAMI

SHUT UP
H
U
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U
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>>153847092
Secret? Is it because he was the one who requested being a muscular brown amazonian afro girl pinning down a petite little boy?

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>>153855477

>>153855541
where can i find the LN online?

>>153857760
https://www.nyaa.se/?page=view&tid=859271
Just read it on your kindle.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_e_3RRB9YM


I hope you find this useful

>>153857760
You can buy the official translated ones in amazon if you feel like supporting the author since it is already proven by the authors themselves they get royalty from the English license sales.

I would like Aqua as a best pal. She's a bro but a girl. But not for sexualizing.

>>153857932
>Kazuma
>Luck: 860


OP as fuck

>>153858068
>walks around nopan all day
>not sexual

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Rank the girls from sluttiest to purist

>Megumin
>YunYun
>Aqua
>Chris
>Darkness

is there a gif/webm of yunyun getting her yunyuns slapped around from the ova

>>153858557
completely wrong

>>153858557
>Aqua
>
>
>
>
>That one lady from the guild
>Everyone else.

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OFFICIAL 1V1 POWER LEVEL LIST
>Chris
>Aqua
>Vanir
>Wiz
>Kazuma
>Mitsurugi Kyouya
>Darkness
>Megumin

>>153858046
>sign licensing contract mandating you to advertise the book and never discourage people from buying it by saying you dont get much from the sales
>buy the english book lol

>>153858947
Did you get this out of your ass too as usual, /pol/-kun?

>>153858981
My word is literally as good as the authors word, unless they posted their contract online and you can tell exactly how much they get.

>>153858912

In the art book short story Megumin beat Mitsubishi in a 1 v 1 already

>>153859019
How can that guy be so weak even with a cheat sword?

>>153858912
Didn't Kazuma beat Chris?

>>153859004
Nice to see you are true to form as always, /pol/.

>>153851504
Back massager
Apple slicer
Peeler
Don't know what the last one is

>>153859047

Megumin grabbed it out of his hands while he was giving his introductory speech

>>153859066
Are you psychotic?
Like you just see people using /pol/ as an argument and you though it applies everywhere because you're literally mentally ill?

>>153854828
it shows in LN that learning non comat skills such as blacksmith will give him knowledgr about it. All he needed was to put his points on knowledge and use ideas from his former world into reality

>>153854766
I thought He's a former over powered Hero who got bored after defeating the last demon king. So the gods sent more heroes into the world, and this basically goes in cycles.

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>>153859170
Why doesn't Kazuma just make smokeless powder and roll through the world using a rifle or a shotgun?

>>153859158
Not him but why are you so triggered?
Obviously he is linking /pol/ famous inability to present actual evidence and focus on simply forcing in stale stereotypes and ad hominem with the post he is replying to.

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>>153854757
Won't this harm the succubus business?
>>153854828
He's a NEET, that's why.
Simply browsing certain image boards give you useless informations that gets you on the nofly list for some reasons.
But it's probably his crafting skill.

>>153859299
Nice try spic. The wall just got 10 feet higher.

>>153859293
He probably could, but arthur doesn't want to go full industrial revolution I guess.

>>153859344
Nice comeback, /pol/.

>>153859359
Arthur ja nai, Kazuma desu, baka gaijin.

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>>153855527
Will it be translated?
The previous game was made with RPG maker, making it easy to translate and even to port to android and PSP.
Although the second game looks like megaman clone, I doubt they used the same engine.

>>153855477
It's pretty funny.

>>153859414

likely
but it looks 100% playable in jap, inventory and stuff are eng

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>>153857932
So what does the writing say?
Holy sword?

Demon King is probably just some harmless old guy and Kazuma had to fight against Aqua, Megumin, and Darkness because they wanted to destroy the Demon King.


Kazuma is actually one of the demon king's most trustworthy general

>>153859126
Did she bop him in the head with it?

>>153859735
go to 0:28 and decipher it yourself anon

>>153859759
> Demon King Dindu apologists
I guess even Fantasy Australia has its share of pinko commies

>>153859019
Is there art book side story translated?

>>153859803
I did, couldn't read anything only could understand the first line which is "Seiken"

>>153859886
the bottom is excalibur anon

>>153842791
>create anime only character whose purpose is literally just to say "heh, not bad kiddo"

Why is DEEN so based?

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How does her tunic stay on?

>>153860009
adhesive

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>>153860009
Superb Chuuni Engineering.

>>153859126
Proof?

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>>153859735
Holy sword excalibur

>>153859799

No she just made him admit defeat

>>153859885
>>153860187

Its translated in Chinese

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I want to hug Aqua.

>>153860804
>Its translated in Chinese
dammit

>>153860009
Can't you see she's wearing a belt, you dumb-dumb?

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THIS is /ourguy/

>>153861109
But that's not Vanir

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>>153860816
She's so cute!

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>>153861149

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>>153861149
That's why he's /ourguy/, baka.

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>>153861155
Remember to pay "tribute" to this goddess every day.

>>153861109
>>153861149
>>153861183
Every male character except for purple Kirito is /ourguy/. Lots of /ourgirls/ as well.

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>>153854828

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Best MC with best girl.

>>153861126
MEGUMIN IS USED GOODS!!!

>>153859334
>Won't this harm the succubus business?
Won't it just give them more business?

>>153861397
She is cold as ice
You can't even have sex with her since your penis would get cold and you'd lost your erection

>>153851504
The one on the right is a prostate massager. If it's not stimulated regularly it can get inflamed when you get older, even cause cancer if left untreated.

>>153861437
Just eat more fruits and drink more water and you won't need it.

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>>153861425
B-But she's so cute!

>>153861474
No, don't fuck the undead!

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>>153859087
>>153851504
Pretty sure the top left is a toy where you make the things spin around the metal. I had something similar as a kid, but it is only supposed to have 1 doodad on it.

>>153861404
Is that the certified faggot insignia?

>>153861404
The whole point of succubus business is to have safe sex.
Condom would kill it, would you have sex in your dream or have sex in reality?

>>153861425
>She is cold as ice
Correction, she's as cold as room temperature.
Soak her in warm water for a few minutes.

>>153861521
Probably the dream because you can set all of the settings and not have to worry about all the ethical/legal/safety implications laid out in the episode they explained it in

>>153861397
I wanna fuck her tits.

Why do we have konosuba threads every fucking day? /a/nons never shitposted konosuba thread this much last year.

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>>153861550
I will soak her in my warm water.

>>153861425
That's where you're wrong kiddo
I've been sticking my dick into the snow since I was a kid, I have built enough frost immunity to fuck snow so I can fuck her

>>153861600
Yeah it's only Konosuba.
It's not like LWA/Maid dragon have 2-3 threads too

>>153861500
It's a rolling back massager

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hiq6Zu5ht30
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_e_3RRB9YM

I'm trying to figure out everyone's stats. Just saying "above average" and "below average" isn't enough. I roughly translated the parts they weren't able to translate to English.

>AQUA
>ARCH PRIEST
>GENDER FEMALE
>RACE: GODDESS
>LEVEL 1
>STRENGTH 72
>HEALTH 61
>MAGIC POWER 96
>DEXTERITY 3
>AGILITY 46
>LUCK 1
>TOTAL STATS: 279

>KAZUMA SATOU
>GENDER MALE
>AGE 16
>RACE: HUMAN
>ADVENTURER
>LEVEL 1
>STRENGTH 12
>HEALTH 12
>MAGIC POWER 9
>DEXTERITY 14
>AGILITY 16
>LUCK 792
>TOTAL STATS: 855
>He began with no skills

Aqua also had 5 skills at level 1.
>Nature's beauty- Ultimate bath attack magic
>Loach catching dance- (zaruwomotitaodori)
>Rockabelly dance- (onakanikaowokaiteodoru)
>Monkey dancing- (itsumoyorioomeni)
>Harvest dance- (kokkeinaodori)
I couldn't translate the bracketed parts because I don't understand Japanese. She basically started with 5 dance moves.

It seems in the world of Konosuba you may only carry 5 active skills on you.
>MEGUMIN
>GENDER- FEMALE
>AGE- 13
>RACE: HUMAN
>ARCH WIZARD
>LEVEL 6
>ONE SKILL- EXPLOSION- Great awe-inspiring magic field attack
>STRENGTH 17
>HEALTH 26
>MAGIC POWER 231
>DEXTERITY 32
>AGILITY 21
>LUCK 16
>TOTAL- 343

There's a lot of interesting stuff here.
>Kazuma was overpowered from the beginning starting with absolutely ridiculous total stats and a triple digit luck stat
>the only reason he wasn't called out on his overpoweredness was because Luck is considered to be a useless stat by many characters
>His total was literally over 3x higher than Aqua at level 1
>It seems Aqua was wrong and her stats were never maxed out from the beginning
>It is possible that Aqua was lying to Kazuma here just to boost her own ego
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_e_3RRB9YM
>Kazuma and Megumin's stats were raised considerably at levels 18 and 30 respectably which shows that stat progression is a thing in the Konosuba world

>>153861600
>Why do we have konosuba threads every fucking day?
Because it's playing this season, which is pretty fucking normal, in addition to people actually are acquainted with the series and look forward to it, like any other popular series getting its second season. Are you new?

>>153861691
...why were you putting your dick into the snow?

>>153861764
>LUCK 792
Why is Kazuma so broken

>>153861764
>LUCK 792
>above average
>DEXTERITY 3
>below average

>>153861764

>It seems in the world of Konosuba you may only carry 5 active skills on you.

Isn't the ,,, on the bottom of the skills and attributes section a scroll button. It makes no sense for there to be a limit on skills

>>153861896
You can't scroll on paper, baka.

>>153861950
Paper also doesn't react to touch like tablets, but the guild cards do it anyway.

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>>153861764
Oh and Aqua's age is ?.
>Dexterity might also represent intelligence which explains Aqua's low dex
>Aqua's magic is lower than Megumin
>It's hard to compare Kazuma and Megumin but generally speaking, Megumin is always higher leveled than Kazuma and she has higher STR, DEX, HEALTH, and AGILITY than Kazuma

So the reason why Kazuma carries his team is because he is the strongest member of his team in terms of stats (I couldn't find Darkness' adventurer card so I'm just assuming here). His LUCK makes it so his group eventually finds a way through any obstacle over time. Don't be fooled. Kazuma IS a Gary Stu like Kirito.

>>153861764
So when did Aqua learn Sacred Exorcism or Resurrection?

>>153862018
Idunno

Oh also you know how no one believe Aqua is a Goddess other than Kazuma? Why doesn't she just show everyone her adventurer's card which says she's a GODDESS right there? Is she dumb or something?

>>153862119
>DEXTERITY(INTELLIGENCE?) 3

You tell me, anon.

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>>153861950

Yet the guild lady mentioned decently high intelligence from reading the card. If Int = magic power then Aqua wouldn't be below average.

>>153862119
Isn't it obvious anyone would think she forged it?

>>153861993
>He thinks having 700 luck makes someone a Gary Stu
You're fucking retarded. Kazuma actually uses his head when it's important.

>>153862274
>Isn't it obvious anyone would think she forged it?
Isn't it obvious you can't forge Adventurer Cards

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>>153862274

>>153862018
Aqua learned every single archpriest spell at level 1. She didn't start putting points into party tricks until afterward because she had a lot of extra skill points.

>>153862274
I agree, Kazuma isn't a Gary stu.
But you can't deny that Megumin is a Mary sue. She is the only reason Kazuma's party defeat so many generals, her only attack defeated 4 generals, only Beldia didn't die to an explosion
Her power is broken

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>>153862385

It's the other way around

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>>153861867
>luck above average

Well I suppose you're right, extraordinarily high is definitely at the very least above average.

>>153861764
>luck
>792


And yet Aqua kept on insisting on a 1v1 rock papers scissors

>>153862446
>this guy is so strong we can't defeat him
>explosion
>wow we defeated him
Seems about right

>>153862323
>>153862346
The idea of someone being a god is so outlandish, they'd think she pulled it off somehow.

>>153862446
Bitch, she's a one-shot wonder. She's far from being as perfect as a mary sue demands. A mary sue version of Megumin wouldn't collapse after using explosion, and would also have other spells.

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>>153851504
Top right is a back massager.

>>153862499
It's not a luck based game.

>>153862702
>Game of probabilities isn't based on luck
Alrighty then

>>153862535
>Couldn't kill Beldia with explosion because his armor was blessed to resist instant kills
>Killed Vanir (1) while Darkness was forcing him to stay still with no resistance
>Couldn't cast explosion on Hans because he's end up poisoning everything in the splatter.
>Couldn't cast explosion on Silva because she absorbed an artifact that made her resistant to magic
>Kills Lady Wolbach with explosion because Megumin has spent her entire life trying to make the ultimate explosion that would impress the fucking god of sloth and extreme violence, and again, Wolbach wasn't trying to kill her.
What's it like being full of shit?

>>153862702
It's only not a luck game when somebody actually tries to pull meta tricks like saying "I'm definitely going to use paper next".

>>153861627
Wiz is not for golden showers anon.

>>153862739
http://www.livescience.com/15574-win-rock-paper-scissors.html

>>153861791
I mean, why wouldn't you anon?

>>153862739
RPS is pretty a basic psychology game, based on how you think they'll react, their body language, etc. I myself have a ~70% winrate.

>>153862747
She used explosion on Hans you braindead, Wiz froze the pieces so it wouldn't splash everywhere
Her explosion loaded the gun that was used to kill Sylvia
Wolbach was chanting her spell when Megumin, who didn't need to chant it, used explosion

You're the one full of shit. Just admit that she is broken

>>153862385
It seems based on Kazuma own card, you can have a lot of skills outside of the 5 skills written in the card, since Drain Touch, Create Water and Snipe isn't written in it and we seen Kazuma using all three skills.

>>153862787
>What are the chances of flipping a coin and getting Heads?
>100% if they use a machine that flips a coin that makes it land on Heads

Who are you trying to impress? The author clearly seems to think that Luck has a factor on Rock Paper Scissors specially when it's mentioned that Kazuma has never lost a game of RPS in his life.

>>153862948
Those were Kazuma's stats at level 1. He learns drain touch, magic tier 1, and snipe at later levels.

>>153863008
No.
Based on this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_e_3RRB9YM
and kazuma card at season 2, those three skills aren't jotted down and yet he used them.

>>153861330
this
kazuma, thumbs up guy, vanir are all based

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>>153854757
>fantasy australia

It's fantasy Norway.

>>153862921
Problem solving, motherfucker. Just because they have an instant win button doesn't mean they can freely use it. Not once do they just instantly kill a demon general without any tension. The doppelganger was just head of intelligence.

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>>153854791
What? What is that about?

Also dumping the little comics i worked on before. I think there's still 2 left to do, but one of them doesn't have translations.

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>>153863085

>>153863081
The best road... in the world.

>>153863081
Norway doesn't have emus.

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>>153863152

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>>153862955
I never lost at flip coin either.

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>>153863216

>>153863085
>not asking for a 500x exp gain multiplier
Breeze through the world ez. Kill some trash and level 50 times. Complete a beginner dungeon and hit level cap. Max all your job classes, ascend and cap again. Why bring a Goddess, he could have become a God?

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>>153863240
I think the guy who makes these doesn't really understand Aqua's character at all.

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>>153863081
>no explosion signs nearby towns in Konosuba
>no firearms discharge signs nearby cities in Canada

No it's fantasy Canada.

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>>153863257
>asking for increased exp rates
Why not just ask for max class, max level and max stats then retard?

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>>153863314
Why didn't Kazuma just wish to become the demon king and then immediately an hero?

>>153862921
>Has one skill
>Can only use once a day
>Completely gets extinguished after using it
>hurrrrr she is broken

>>153863408
Last one.

>>153859735
SEIKEN EXCALIBUR

>>153860009
Ever watched Saki anon?

>>153863314
well it does seem like there are limits for what you ask. For example the sword wasn't strong enough to beat the demon king.

>>153863410
Because he wanted to live the life of an adventurer from another world, like in his Chinese cartoons. Did you even watch this anime?

>>153859735
I still don't get why Megumin did that. I mean, did she just pull his coat up and scribble that on him? Feels kinda weird since she was probably upset that he may not even return from ressurection.

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>>153851504
Love the Far Side. Good filename anon.

>>153863505
I'd kill to motorboat darkness.

>>153863257
Gee where have I heard that before?

Kumo-san is good though so I forgive you.

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>>153855477
Clever but lazy modern Japanese teenager acts as a tard wrangler for 3 young women in a fantasy world. All of which look like awesome characters from an RPG standpoint, but have massive character flaws that prevent them from doing much good.

Red
>DPS that can use the most powerful nuke spell in the world
>low mana pool, no other spells. Uses it once per day, then becomes a quadriplegic for the rest of the day.
>too prideful to level up anything than her one nuke spell. Is only useful for a couple seconds every day, then is literal deadweight

Yellow
>Tank with ungodly levels of health, strength, stamina, etc.
>no coordination or dexterity. Literally cannot hit anything with attacks
>masochist. Actively enjoys pain. Tries to put the party in the most dangerous scenarios so she can stand in the way of attacks and get hurt.

Blue
>literal goddess. Max-level healing spells, can resurrect the dead, and undead bosses are like flies to her
>very stupid and forgetful, and spends all her skill points on party tricks instead of useful new stuff
>vain, incredibly selfish, no compassion,

Green MC basically turns these three into an effective team while being incredibly passive aggressive towards all of them the whole way.

Shockingly funny comedy ensues.

>>153862896
Who the fuck keeps score of their Winrate?

>>153863270
I think her to momentarily feeling sorry then immediately start acting bitchy again is in character. You may be underestimating how Good she is.

Same with Kazuma, if he was a dick-ass thief or whatever he'd just try to avoid all his problems. Instead he's committed to cleaning up his own messes, which is pretty unusual for thie kind of character.

>>153863723
Megumin.

>>153863450
You spelled apologize wrong.

>>153863450
Those are pretty hilarious anon, good job

>>153863727
>momentarily feeling sorry
Aqua shouldn't feel sorry for what she's doing to Kazuma, she thinks she's entitled to mooching off him. She only cries when Kazuma threatens to leave her.

>>153863723
I like winning. I mainly started thinking about it because my winrate against my brother is like 40% and I thought it was quite bad.

>>153854179
>he doesnt know the power of being a basket weaver

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>>153863769
Fixed.

>artisan weaver is called Potemkin the 4th
I didn't know that.

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>>153864446
I know nothing about moon. I'd need some translations in order to typeset.

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>>153862274
with the kind of luck he has, Kazuma is a lot like a Wuxia protagonist

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Did the last one.

>>153865065
CUTE
U
T
E

>>153865065
What's going on in darkness room?

>>153865145
Practicing her tanking skills what else were you expecting

>>153865207
With whips and canes I presume?

>>153863137
Wot a pillock

>>153859935
>anime only character
Seriously? DEEN does it again!

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Are we getting more Vanir side stories?
This was fucking great.

>>153865727

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>>153857826
thanks bro

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>>153864719

>>153865826
you have to go back

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I want to hug the megubutt.

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>>153865954
shes pure anon

>>153866079
What the fuck did this actually happen?

KAZUMA KAZUMA

yunyun is sexy

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>>153866091
Nothing impure with just hugging parts of her.

i didnt like megumi at s1 but i fucking love her right now
when did this happened to me?

>>153866094
SUCC episode

When the fuck did all the girls get so thirsty all of a sudden?

I don't recall Megumin and Darkness wanting the shitty NEET dick in season 1.

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>>153866216

I want to strip naked Lalatina, tie and gag her, and leave her naked in the slums with people payed to just abuse verbally and manhandle her without ever giving her the rape she so desires.
On the dawn of the 7th I'll put a chastity belt on her and greet her with a smile and gentle words stating that nothing bad will ever happen her ever again.

>>153866361
In a decade Darkness is going to need a wheelbarow to not drag her boobs through the ground.

>>153866361
>Darkness defeats Megumin in chess
Is Darkness the most intelligent konosuba?

>>153855301
But nitroglycerin is easy as fuck to make
Cook gasoline and sugar on a glass pot in a well ventilated room, stir gently and let it cool on the glass pot
You have made nitro, now gently soak wood shavings in it till they absorb all the nitro, you now have made a very stable explosive
Now put it into a cartridge and you have made a dynamite stick

Shit is easy to do

>>153866361
anyone have the darkness futashoped pic from this ep?

>>153866266
Megumin is an early adolescent girl falling for her first older guy friend, who also indulges her explsion fetish, has a mysterious past, a cool name and helped her out a lot of times.
This things take time, but it makes sense. Lalatina is just a big old pervert

>>153866477
>Cook gasoline
Oh yeah sure that made it so much easier.

>>153866266
Darkness joined the party precisely because Kazuma was known as a scumbag.

>>153866477
Where would he find fucking gasoline?

>>153866266
Aqua isn't thirsty ...yet.
She only starts liking Kazuma after they defeat the Demon King and she realizes that he did it just so she could go back to heaven

Darkness is a pervert

Megumin just thinks he is a nice guy, that will change after the Crimson Village arc

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>>153866361

>I move my DESTROYAH into attack position

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>>153866699
>over 800 luck
It doesn't matter if they're thirsty or not. Kazuma always gets his way.

>>153866477
To make, if you knew how. It's not exactly part of elementary education.

>>153866591
By destilating natural petrol oil pits like natural tar

>>153866849
>that mirror
Only a true sadist could be this diabolical.

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I want a buttjob from Aqua.

>>153866849
>Pillow
>Chair
>Table
>Coat rack
Guess Kazuma's not fucking around anymore.

>>153866849
That imagine is completely unrelated to Kazuma
He would make Aqua shop for everything and put Darkness on the floor tied up

>>153866849
>Darkness instead of Aqua in non sexual position
The artist fucked up

>>153866849
I really want to see Kazuma dressed as a pimp.

>>153867148
>implying denying Darkenss a sexual/humiliating role isn't punishment for her to get off on.

>>153867148

>Giving Dorkness what she wants

That's not how it works

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>Kazuma dies
>he chooses to just go back to Japan this time
>the three konosubas are unable to defeat the demon king
>they go to Japan to """"""rescue"""""" Kazuma

I wish this would happen in the Light Novel.

>>153867362
All fun and games until Megumin blows up a fucking car.

>>153861764
>Aqua's "SUPER HIGH" capped magic stat is only 96
>Megumin's is in the 200s

Hopefully Aquafags can stop fapping over her amazing stats now.

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I think Aqua is best girl, but damn if Megumin isn't the most fuckable thing to come out in the last decade. I want to split her tight little cunny in half.

>>153867538
And it would happen in like 2 minutes too.
Darkness would just rush in front of a car to... "test her toughness", be run over and then next thing you know it there is a huge crater in the middle of Tokyo

>>153867564
She is 96 at level 1 anon, that is quite good for a starter

>>153867362
>Aqua would be the smartest one due to her vast knowledge of Japan and it's culture
Im not sure this is a world I want

>>153867597
Darkness would just play in traffic the entire time. Megumin would be arrested for terrorism.
Aqua would find some way to fuck everything up.

>>153867597
So is this how Needles started?

>>153861764
These can't be all the stats since Intelligence is confirmed to be one of them.

>>153867617
Aqua's stats are alrady capped

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>>153867573
Pedo-neet

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>>153866849
>Hookah
patrician taste.

>>153867646
>Aqua would be the smartest one due to her vast knowledge of Japan and it's culture
Ok, calm down anon.
Aqua is never the smartest one anywhere. Even in the damn town her cult is based on.
>>153867647
>Aqua would find some way to fuck everything up.
This is more like it.

>>153867698
that's because perky >>>>>>>> saggy

>>153854834
> but i am a neet and i even know how to make VX

Seriously you need to stop doubting the power of internet.

>>153867776
You need to tits to be perky, anon

>>153867653
This is what are on the card.
More stuff are shoved out of the card.

>>153867670
I never understood this, why are her stats capped already?

>>153867647
Aqua would cause another huge ass tsunami and we would lose a week of anime

>>153861474
do not put the dick in the lich please.

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>>153867910
You're confusing it with puffy.
As long as you have nipples with budding breasts, then you're perky.
Also fertile.

>>153867995
She a cheat item

>Megumin decides to grow hair out
She made a good choice

>>153867995
She is a goddess.

>>153868050
children aren't fertile

>>153868212
14 is though in many cases

>>153866209
> not loving her since season one

Get out.

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>>153868026
>when a drunk salaryman comments on Aqua's lack of underwear
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3AdFjklR50

>>153868150
Why would that lock her up?
She can't even use her active God powers, only her passive ones work, so why not let her level up till she can actually become useful and one shot everything

>>153868204
Those tits are so small she might as well be perfectly flat

>>153868260
Someone said yesterday that wasn't even true and she got more points later in the LN.

Anyway you could just have it that she out leveled everything in the starter town so she wasn't getting XP just skill points or something.

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>>153868212
Say what you want as long as she bleeds she's fertile.

>>153868260
No, things like her ability to instantly ressurect people, her god punches, her command over water magic and exorcism abilities are all because she's a goddess.
Unlike Cris who is just Eris' avatar, Aqua is there in her natural form.

>>153868300
She gains skillpoints like anyone else, but she can't raise her base stats anymore like the others.

>>153868371
Why not? Her class is arch priest so it's not like her being a God should lock anything up since she is not even using the God class

When am I supposed to read the megumin spin-off? I heard it was after volume 8

>>153868524
I assume base stats must have a certain allocation cap which she reached instantly.

>>153868626
Probably because only human can change and improve or degrade but celestial or demons can't. They are born as what they are, according to Japanese folklore.

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What would you do if you had the wish-granting choker from the OVA?