Sasuga, diana!
I want to ______ Amanda
>>153812428
rape
ursulafags are lonely and desperate. bet
When will a drawfag deliver?
Next ep PV when?
>>153812497
tomorrow
Fucking when!?
I love lotte
When will we see Andrew again?
>>153812493
I certainly fucking hope not.
>>153812574
Why not?
>>153812534
A few weeks I suppose, maybe even this weekend
Colored figures go up quite fast
>>153812493
Fuck off, /u/.
>>153812606
Because you futaniggers are the worst sorts of scum on this whole fucking planet.
>>153812493
Probably if you catch me in one of my "futa" moments
>>153812659
>futa
>/u/
You're a special kind of stupid aren't you?
>>153812410
remove Diana
>>153812428
Do you think she ran away from home?
paku paku
>I'm pregnant
Will you take responsibility, anon?
>>153812669
>IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD AND SAVIOR JESUS CHRIST THE SON OF GOD 2017
>Liking dicks attached to men
>>153812674
..and when exactly do you have these futa moments?
>>153812726
Yeah, I've always wanted kids
>>153812726
anime girls don't exist anon.
>>153812742
what if they turn out to be retarded?
>>153812741
This is the single greatest drawing,I've seen in my lifetime
>mfw have to wait 168 hours for 24 minutes of animation
Why isn't time travel real?
>>153812786
We'll have Diana teach them
>>153812799
End your life and you can watch anime for rest or eternity
>>153812853
But when I make a noose I never see anything through it
>>153812879
>>153812882
the hive mind
Where do you take Amanda to on your first date together?
>>153812726
Fuck no.
I'd get Sucy to whip something up to abort it.
Even if her potion would turn it into some hideous mushroom monster, at least I won't have to pay support for it.
Sucy's family when?
>>153812918
Home.
Would you help her?
>>153812726
if I was the dad yes
I want to have kids
BIG
I wanna tackle Diana from behind, pull up her skirt, pull down her panties, and rape her in the hallway on her way to class
is IS2 down again?
>>153812974
They would be no match for Diana, Sucy, and the other witches combined, in all honesty.
>>153812972
The only thing Amanda ever wanted.
>>153812987
ummm Akko, that's illegal in England
>>153813099
It's not if I keep her locked in the dungeon and nobody finds her
>>153812987
I wannapurchasesome delicious witchtextbooksbecause they look absolutely amazing.
>>153813007
Guns though. Considering how retarded teachers are, they can get quite a score.
>>153813130
I wannabefriendConstanze andlearnhernative language!
This gasp face she made is so silly looking. It makes me laugh everytime.
>>153813187
But her native language issilence
>>153812726
>8 months later it comes out black
Marry me atsuko kagari!
>>153813385
>>153813385
So, truly your son?
>>153813385
So I am the father then
>>153813461
>>153813527
Das Michslings.
Why is Diana the best?
>>153813784
Cause she works and studies really hard. I wish I could be that person. But she is privileged too, as a healthy and wealthy person, so she shouldn't really be compared to others.
>>Ursula peers at Akko's Shiny Chariot poster, awash with emotions.
>>It has been a week since the graduation ceremony and Akko will soon return to Japan. Since she came under her tutelage, the once clumsy girl have now become a senior prefect, and along with Diana - the two top graduates at Luna Nova
>>It pains her for them to part, but Ursula has made up her mind. She will reveal her identity as Shiny Chariot to Akko, tell her how proud she is, and wish her well on her career. This will be her goodbye - the way it's meant to be.
>>"Professor!" Ursula turns around, somewhat startled.
>>And there stands Akko, now an attractive young woman, tall as her former mentor. She looks at Ursula intently with adoration, radiating energy and confidence.
>>Ursula cleared her throat to deliver her parting speech, but Akko caught her in a tight embrace and leaned in for a tender kiss
>>Time seemed to stop. Ursula feels as if she's in a trance. The next thing she remembers is Akko confessing her feelings.
>>"You're aways by my side,guiding me, cheering me, caring for me"
>>"I love you"
>>She can feel her face turning red as her hair used to be
>>"Ursula....come away with me"
>>Hearing Akko calling her name directly is like bathing in sweet nectar, Ursula's knees buckle
>>"W-we can't! Kagari, you're my student! And I belong here at the school"
>>She tries to break free but the slender Asian girl is unnaturally strong
>>"You've stolen my heart, Ursula, take responsibility!"
>>And with that, Ursula's defence all but melts away and she is pushed backwards onto the bed.
>>Akko is now all over Ursula like a rash, dotting her face with kisses while her fingers undo Ursula's clothes
>>"Be mine!"
>>Ursula wanted to say "Yes, yes I will", but in the heat of the moment, she could only utter:
>>"Akko...this...is my f-first time with anyone...so...b-be gentle..."
>>Ursula's awkward request only serves to inflame Akko, as the latter simply proceed to rip open her blouse altogether
>>153813970
That needs a "Do it for Her" edit.
>>153813970
Haven't wanked to her yet... hmmm
>>153813876
Very OOC for Akko, almost seems like it's talking about different characters entirely.
>>"You've stolen my heart, Ursula, take responsibility!"
>>153813461
Truly my wife's son
>>153813804
Can you stop being so reasonable for a bit?
>>153813982
>>153813970
>>153814112
>>153814200
>Do it for her butt.
>>153813970
The background witches are really damn cute. Some one post bee eyes chan.
where is the vampire girl?
>>153814374
Limbo
>>153814274
Someone post bee chan cucking an anon
>>153814534
>>153814374
proto hell
>>153812572
Hopefully never.
Where are you anon? I'm still waiting for that Ms Nelson request.
>>153814586
Luckily for you, Tattuns already said he will appear occasionally.
>>153814626
I don't mind Andrew but he did make me reee when I first saw him just from how Marty Stu he was and how every single Witch immediately gushed over him.
>>153814626
He's in the OP, it's a no brainer
>>153814679
You just hate him because he reminds you of yourself.
>>153814597
She must´ve been a Grade A tomboy in the past, kinda like Amanda.
I want to see what her head looks like without the cap.
>>153814374
>Night Fall author wasn't a loli vampire
That's too bad, but the whole passing down the authorship of the book was a neat concept.
>>153814679
You can't blame them, they're really starved for cock. It didn't help that Andy was a sex bomb.
So when is Diana confessing to Akko? Better yet, when will we see Diana flustered because Akko was too dumb to realize that Diana just confessed to her?
>>153814716
>You just hate him because he reminds you of yourself.
This is true. He reminded me immediately of how much a failure I am compared to him, even though it's a 2D fictional universe. I felt very emasculated, especially as watching the show I had developed almost a 'friendship' feeling with the witch characters. It reminded me of in school when another guy started dating the girl you were friends with and had a crush on, and it feels like the girl was stolen from you.
But after a while you realise it's just a show and this stuff doesn't really bother you.
I want to ______ Andrew
>>153814869
Why should we know?
It´s YOUR fanfiction, idiot.
Take requests with sucy
>>153814200
>>153814890
Pick up little witches.
>>153814898
Cooked fish sucy as fish and chips
>>153814944
Already done
>>153814200
I would do it for Ursula.
>>153814890
kill so he stays out of my show about little witches
>>153814981
Any more anon?
>>153814984
Is so much fanart allowed?
>>153814898Sucy entering anon's room and noticing mushrooms/fungi growing out of the cumsock."Wow anon, these are really rare. I didn't know you had your own personal supply. Mind if I take some?
>>153815012
Or maybe it would be better if she just said "Kinoko" while plucking mushrooms off the sock while anon looks terrified in the background.
>>153814898
Sucy and her mom embracing eachother, Sucy has an obedient, ashamed look on her face, while her mom is licking her lips in a lewd way.
Can be naked or clothed. (Bonus points for naked and clothed version)
They both are either looking at eachother or the viewer
>>153814984
>fanart
nigga you're supposed to use screenshots
>>153815115
>>153815010
There ain't never been no fucking rules for those things.
>>153814049
Not that anon, but I guess that's under the assummtion Akko matured a bit after all that jazz at the academy
But that part you quoted makes the whole thing hilarious.
>>153812428head pat
>>153812987
Oh shit, the love portion is going to fall down.
Still waiting for Little Wizard Academia.I just want to see how Yoshinari would design the wizard uniforms.
>>153812428
>>153812493
Stop posting the same thing every thread you sperganomic troglodytes.
>>153814898
Sucy's Mom fucking Tito Dick (aka Sucy's Dad)
>>153815923
Pic related + some minor wizarding accessories (Pointy hat, staff, etc) would be perfect imo.
>>153815923
The most you'll get is an allusion or one background character. Hopefully, he would wear a uniform.
>>153815993
This is basically a general, don't be suprised.
>>153815923
I could be in it.
>>153815923
>Little Wizard Academia.
>Yer a wizzerd Akko.
>IM A WOT???
>>153815923
What kind of wacky shenanigans would a bunch of horny, teenage wizards get up to?
>>153816082
Invisiblity spells then a trek to the Luna Nova changing rooms desu.
>>153816082
It would just be Daily lives of wizard boys spinoff no doubt.
>>153814890
hold hands with
Damn she's really the best
>>153816105
>Daily lives of wizard boys
But the girls (Ringo) were the best part.
So is Akko going to be like a female Rincewind? She's going to flunk out and forever forced to wear a hat that says "WITTCH" and having wacky adventures and somehow managing to save to world in spite of her ineptitude?
>>153816227I've been waiting for someone to make Discworld jokes
I doubt it. Rincewind pretty much only held onto the title of Wizzard because it was the only bit of pride he had. He hated everything attached to it otherwise. Meanwhile, Akko fucking loves being a witch and going on witch adventures. Also, Akko is a shitty witch because she lacks any sort of training and, until recently, any desire for self improvement. Rincewind had his head occupied by a spell so powerful it scared all the other spells away. He did also sort of have no desire for self improvement too, but on the end of not wanting to get involved any more than he was. Not an unjustified sense of self importance.
>>153816227
Luggage when?
>>153816082
I want Ursula to ___________
Like everyone else, did Amanda have a childhood dream? If so what was it?
>>153816399
Lose to the Dick.
>>153816227
>Akko saving to world
I hope this will happen.
>>153816454
To become the biggest slut. She's working quite hard on it.
>>153816481
I want to see Amanda try slut herself out but everyone just fails to take her advances
Diana needs to get brutally gangraped by old men.
>>153816481
Amanda is pure!
>>153816547
No.
>>153816566
Orcs?
>>153816566
All witches are pure. These filthy claims to the opposite are merely that.
What's up with Akko's dumb hair style?
Now with actually male characters I won't have to watch the little witches get fucked by faceless old men anymore.
>>153816768
She is a mega dork
>>153816768
What do you mean anon?
>>153816789
I don't mind that as long as I can self insert. Rance games are played by people because they can all self insert as Rance. Idk if Andrew fits that category though.
>>153816819
>Straight bangs that only cover half of her forehead, the other is either long and tied back or cut completely
>Stubby ponytail looks like it's long strands of hair from the sides of her head tied back
>One long strand of hair loose on the left side of her face
The bangs are the especially dumb part. She needs a hair stylist.
>>153814898
Sucy and Suzuka-Sama sitting and drinking tea.
>>153816566
Diana pleases old witches for good grades.
>>153817015
Why is her spit such a dark grey?
>>153816944
Shut up, her hairstyle is perfect.
>>153817015
Her Mary Sue powers once saved the entire school. They should let her pass for free. Make her the principal as well, while they are at it. Even Akko would be better than these retards.
>>153817015
Yes, all her teachers are pleased with her academic prowess!
>>153817028
STUPID stupid hair. I bet she cut it herself and messed up but was too embarrassed to admit it and embraced it instead.
>>153817045
Bitch, pleaseme
>>153817045
Stop posting Professor Finnelan.
>>153812493
I'm busy, maybe next week.
>>153817043
Episode 5 was a mistake.
I want a daily life of Diana episode, experiencing Akko's idiocy from her point of view.
>>153816954
Literal goddess
>>153812493
Did Shiny's baby batter actually have any magical properties or was she lying just to receive a blowjob from her fans.
>>153817128
I never noticed they had to tape on paper to fit her whole name on the plaque. I should rewatch the OVAs sometime.
>>153817043
Diana's save was basically "Hey maybe we should have spent a little time in these past 200 years learning to read the fucking contract"
>>153817148
It wasn't even her full name.
>>153817111
>Episode 5 was a mistake
Yes. Though I think the purpose of this episode was Amandas and Akkos group teaming up, though the writing just kinda failed to communicate that and put Dianas asspull salvation in the spotlight. How the conflict was resolved in the episodes before was always kinda cheap, but here it was written very badly.
>>153817162
Exactly that's how stupid the faculty were, no wonder magic is dying, women ruined it, just like vidya.
>>153817015
From the thumbnail it looks like she has some really crazy mustache/sideburns going on.
>>153817209
It was no worse than any bad MLP episode.
HOW MUCH LONGER TILL PREVIEW
>>153817293
like a whole day
>>153817257
Stop talking to me from here on.
>>153817221
>>153817015
I love terrible dA art, they are so uniquely disgusting in a way no jap's are.
I think it's the lack of shame instilled in so many spoiled middle class brats who think anything "creative" is automatically art and free from ruthless criticism.
>>153817348
Sure Rarity.
>>153817137
Yes.
>>153817364
I'm pretty sure that drawing was made by a troll, it's meant to be disgusting.
>>153814875
>Removing the smile
I thought it was cute
I tried watching Kizunaiver last night because it was Trigge and I haven'theard much about it, holy shit it's hot garbage, no wonder.
It's like they combined everything I hate about anime into one heaping shit pile.
>>153817676
No, it's just /u/ autism.
You're prolly thinking the edit.
>>153817680
It is cute.
So is everyone just going to forget that Diana nearly murdered Akko in the second episode?
>>153817736
>>153817680
She's cute because she doesn't need to smile, FORCED MOE is shit.
>>153817759
That was the only time were I felt like she was an actual character, rather than just a meme.
>>153817779
She's cute whatever she does.
>>153817779
>FORCED MOE
What does that even mean?
>>153817759
>jump in front of a shooting weapon
>murder
It was retard suicide.
>>153817759
Murder requires intent.
>>153817759
DAM DIANA GOT A BOOTY SHE LOOK LIKE DAT???
>>153817794
Making conz smile out of character just to pander to faggots like you.
>>153817818
shut up cunt
>>153817825
I think this is literally the only smile she's ever had in the series.
>>153817796
>>153817795
It's a mercy kill, to be honest.
Akko the Wakko is too stupid to live, too dangerous to learn magic.
>>153817695
Yeah I think most people on /a/ dropped that shit fast. Deserves the flop.
>>153817872
Delete this, before you upset edgeanon.
>>153817872
>a slight minor grin
Exactly, giving her a stupid Cowboy Bebop Ed smile is haram on the level of drawing Sucy left eye.
Sushi butt
>>153817922
do they ever show her other eye?
>>153817910
I'LL EDGE WHATEVER, YOU'RE NOT MY MOM
>>153817759
>Diana is supposed to be the smarted bitch in the school
>Doesn't know about the papilliodyas
>>153817941
>tfw she's probably casting a death spell at me for catching her
>>153817952
There's a big footnote on her reference sheets that says "NEVER DRAW HER LEFT EYE"
>>153817759
Akko was just fine literally 2 seconds later.
>>153817952
It's verboten.
The previews come out today, right?
>>153817965
She was busy mastering dragon runes.
>>153817952
they have once, although it's a little spoilery, but I put it in the link
http://www.imgur.com/JrnUgv2
>>153817981
Just means Diana has shitty aim.
>>153817941
I want to give her a massage. So her stiff back can relax.
>>153817796
So it's involuntary manslaughter
>>153818063
Someone post her in the Annabelle/Nightfall episode. She has really awful posture. Her dad must be G0dz
>>153818103
That also requires them to actually die.
>>153818032
That should really be sideways, why is everything wrong these days.
If anyone can learn magic, then how come Atsuko is a piece of shit at it? Do you need to be born a witch to become one?
>>153818158
actually paying attention to how it works helps a lot
>>153818171
Believing in yourself? I don't remember them explaining how it works.
>>153818191
No, I meant that Akko doesn't pay attention in any of the classes.
>>153818217
But last ep literally showed her trying her absolute hardest.
>>153818161
Much more offensive then eye vadge, truly off boarders are cancer.
>>153818205
Stop being such a Dwayne.
>>153818248
>only crossboarders know about non-anime memes
>>153818235
A retard trying hard still can't cut it.
Attempt isn't sucess.
>>153817941
Akko in the back is cracking me up
>>153818161
I don't get the reference.
>>153818280
Its from a shitty youtube vidya meme, some flip is trying to force it because autism and it triggers another equally autistic anon.
>>153818279
But she did you fucking retard
Shit you're just like the other teachers in the school, did you even listen to Ursula's speech? Akko is improving. All the girls had headstart for being from witch families. They're expecting her to have lifelong experience like her peers but she just got into magic, it's like expecting a person to learn and fully understand a new language in a few months
Whats the meme with ep 5 being bad?
>>153817965
Nobody knew. Even Ursula, who created the damn cards, had to research for days about it.
>>153812493
Gay.
So is it confirmed that Sucy isn't human? What is she?
>>153818370
She only """"""""passed""""""" because fish & Ursula sensei interference and a lucky coincidence.
Keeping a toddler level in high school just to make her feel better is not doing her favors, being the MC aside, she really should be expelled.
Better an educated muggle with a future than a retarded useless witch.
>>153818391
Episodes premise was alright just the writing was absolute dog shit. Think it was written by the ceo actually.
>>153818411
It involves girls and penises, it's literally oppsite if gay.
>>153818493
>literally a showa anime
Sasuga ojisan.
>>153818280
The Nutshack, it's a SiIvaGunner meme.
>>153818391
Not every episode can be good, just like Akko, 5 is the retarded one.
>>153818370
Don't waste your time. He's clearly mentally handicapped and can't comprehend what's not spoonfed to him twice in the same episode.
>>153818391
>>153818582
Literally how shit can your tastes be if you didn't like EP5. Holy fuck.
>>153818606
Diana, pls.
>>153818105
Golem get ye gone!
>>153818606
It was bad as ep3, but with the worst witch.
>>153818606
Not everything with Diana is good anon.
>>153818370
>Ursula's speech
>"who cares if she's shit at magic and this is a magic school? what's important is that she a good girl
Utterly retarded.
The only reason she stayed was because she lucked out and gave a good publicity stunt, doesn't change the fact that it happened because she tried to bribe a teacher and accidentally put his life in mortal danger.
>>153818391
It's sad how much it sucked, Fafnir was awesome and it's shit that he had to premiere in the worst episode.
>>153818668
>who cares if she's shit at magic and this is a magic school? what's important is that she a good girl
LIsten to it again and read the subs this time
You guys got any draw request, want to work on something.
>>153818691
>ignoring the actual arguments
Trying to cheat is an inmediate expulsion anywhere, not only she's garage at magic, she doesnt have any respect for rules.
>>153814898
Meido Sucy
>>153818735
>>153818742
And she got punished for it
>>153818808
Punished, instead of expelled because she, as I said, lucked out and have good PR to the school.
Putting a teacher in mortal danger because you tried to bribe him is warranted, inmediate expulsion anywhere.
>>153818808
How, by getting more personal attention, getting extra chores, and collective punishment for her roommates?
It's a comedy, we know, and fun to watch, but she really should have gotten better or fucked off already.
>>153818731
Lotte drinking a latte, with the ghost biscut.
>>153818731
Akko performing a shoryuken
>>153818887
>>153818883
>>153818808
Ep7 should be ep4, this show is scrapping a 30 minute idea over 6 hours.
Imagine being a wizard student, with Ursula as your teacher, and also your love interest. One can only dream.
>>153818731
Depressed Ursula questioning her life choices.
>>153818969
So you're all plotfags waiting for Akko yo git gud and start having magical battles?
This isn't what the show's about or what it's supposed to be
Unironically think this is AOTS, love every girl, and think every ep is a mini masterpiece. Come at me.
>>153819079
I wouldn't say it's a masterpiece but it's entertaining to watch.
>>153818731
Akko taking out the garbage.
>>153819079
We're about a quarter into the show. I'll reserve the masterpiece title for when it's done. So far it's a worthy successor to the OVAs.
>>153819079
I wouldn't call it a masterpiece yet, but it is Trigger's best work so far.
>>153819123
Agreed.
>>153819049
No, ovas already show her doing magic, although not as well.
There's literally no reason to spend the cours just focusing her sucking so bad other than lack of new ideas, it could have been covered in simple two part arc.
>>153819079
It's pretty fun, objectively mediocre and a let down from the movie shorts.
>>153819079
It's Harry Potter without boy cooties, so yes.
Having Andrew knocks it away from perfection however.
>>153818731
Akko sleeping next to Ursula who is looking panicky
>>153818731
Pure-chan eating kabasi
>>153819079
I agree, except I think ep 4 and 5 was pretty weak.
If I was a wizard accepted into Luna nova I'd use my superior manly strength to lift Akkos broom off the ground and above my head(Like I was over head pressing) while she's still riding it. Then I'd run around with Akko hoisted above my head so she would be able to finally experience the miracle of flight.
>>153818391
Butthurt anti-dianafags
>>153819328
>2 potato faced mongoloids running around on the ground while the girls flying above snicker
>>153819200
He was great as an outside perspective on the magic world. And I don't get triggered when a pure anime girl as much as looks at a guy.
>>153818731
Tiny chariot scratching her head while mustering the shiny rod she holds in her outstretched hand. Bonus points for confused/thoughtful facial expression.
Whats going on here?
>>153819410
>bring a gun to school
>shoot all the bullies
>carry akko out on my shoulder
Her smile must be protected.
>>153819410
I'd watch it.
>>153819472
>Unit 731 Torture Victim (1944) [Colorised]
>>153819410
>mfw its Andrew
>>153819472
>Unzips dick
>>153819529
Then they'd be all jealous and try to fake not knowing how to fly so Andrew will carry them on his ack or even better -- princess carry them.
Remember these potions from yesterday?
Give ideas for better potions/choices, I fucked it up with the middle being tew stronge
>>153819484
>crazed mentally handicapped student shoots up school, kidnaps girl, news at 11
>>153819408
Episode 5 was the worst episode so far, even a Diana-fag must understand this.
>>153819628
Potion turns me into qt girl with switch blade futa peen.
>>153818731
Diana dressed as Silver Chariot while Akko secretly watches.
>>153819664
no thread is safe from futa fags
>>153819660
But it gave us this
>>153819628
Reverse harem potion that turns you into a girl and sends you to a wizard school.
>>153819683
But I'm a girl, so it's not gay.
>>153819486
DELET
>>153819664
>Not having a butterfly knife futa peen
>>153819660
No it isn't. You just let this thread's opinion go into you
>>153819705
It's still a mostly-girl body if it's feminine apart from the penis, so it's still somewhat gay.
>>153819770
I'm in love with her. These eyes make my heart go crazy.
>>153819660
I have a strict policy of watching the episode first and reading the threads afterwards. I enjoyed episode 5 and this horse race bullshit won't change that.
>>153819821
She has beautiful eyes
>>153819628
Potion that gives you low-middling magical ability and a scholarship to LN, but has no downsides.
>>153819833
>Being so feeble willed that you let other opinions color your's
>>153819628
For the middle one, you're the only boy for the first year but the next year a bunch of chads join
>>153819218
Seconding.
>>153819906
If you read my post you will discover that it's actually the other way around.
>>153819472
This didn't show last episode.
>>153819822
Das a very gay feel.
>>153819472
I'm about to pee.
>>153819975
Next episode anon
I gonna steal her from the anon who claimed her.
>>153819472
She's about to make an announcement and has extended her built-in megaphone.
Why are they so gay?
>>153813527
What if it is a different shade of black?
>>153820035
They arent
>Professor Pisces is a fish
>Doesn't even speak human language, may not even cast any magic (no wand or magic abilities shown)
>Just an intelligent fish that speaks fish and teaches magic philosophy (in fish)
>Somehow got on board in the academy and became a professor
How the fuck did that happen?
>>153820160
Affirmative action
>>153819628
Boner potion, essentially the "refuse all" option. No magical ability, but your favorite witch will have sex with you before she leaves.Then the FBI bursts in.
>>153820160
>talking to animals isn't useful
>>153820160
Only witches know how to speak fish, obviously.
>>153820160
Mafic fush
>>153820155
If you overlap those full images correctly Hannah and Barbera are making eye contact with each other.
>>153820160
If humans can use magic to turn into fish, why doesn't Pisces just use magic to turn into a human?
>the fish is actually a high level witch
>akko just managed to weaken it with it's one weakness, freshwater
akko confirmed genus
>>153820249
Yes. While enjoying dick at the same time.
>>153820302
He doesn't have hands to use the wand with.
>>153820302
Broom teacher implyed fish sensei can change form.
>>153820335
Its a magic dick
Would you help her with her kegel exercise?
>>153820432
>her
>kegel exercise
>>153820432
I think she's kinda cute desu. I wanna see what she's like when not shouting.
>>153819628
>you get to be a QT witch from an ancient witch bloodline
>you're very good at magic overall, and can be gifted level at one certain kind if you decide to specialize
>your ancestry is widely known for being evil, almost mythically, so anyone who knows anything will hate, fear, or distrust you
>you also turn into a creepy fuck like Sucy, so no smoothtalking your way out of it. you have to work for that trust
>you get to be a qt witch
>you're good and knowledgeable in one specific kind of magic
>you're a 30-something teacher at Luka nova
>you have to teach shit kids every day
>you're starting to get old, and everything that comes with that
>>153820432
>Fly the best out of all the witches, clearly superior skills
>C- because muh safety
Fucking old hag.
>>153820415
I want to wake up next to akko
Cute! CUTE!
>>153820709
She's stupid, I hate P.E. teachers
>>153820594
This is school motherfucker. They were told what the criteria were ahead of time and it wasn't being good at flying.
Would people have liked episode 5 more if it wasn't resolved with the Diana ex machina?
>>153818731
Is the drawanon who drew the Full Metal Jacket parody still here?
Would you like to do the same with this scene? With Ursula as Pacino and Akko as O'Donnell
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Tzg_S4NrRQ
2ch LWA character thread
Diana:555replies
Lotte:342replies
Akko:334replies
Sucy:320replies
Constanze:163replies
Ursula:163replies
Amanda:21replies
>>153820832
I loved Diana even more after that episode
>>153820832
Yes
>>153812552
A lotte of loyalty, for a hired gun.
>>153820854
Nips have great taste as always
>>153820594
Amanda is reckless, some day she's going to seriously injure herself or others trying to impress someone.
Ms. Nelson is right in punishing her, because she's a responsible teacher.
>>153820854
Yeah, yeah
Nips have shit taste
What else is new?
>>153820832
Yeah it would have been better if the girls who went out to save the day were actually the ones to do something
>>153820854
Don't even post that. Nips have proven many times how shit their taste is.
>>153820854
Do they just love blonde characters?
>>153820854
Why Knotte?
>>153820854
Not all replies are necessarily positive. Diana generates a lot of discussion here, too, but it's almost always negative.
>>153820956
LWA thread is now part 24 (1000replies per thread)
>>153820854
>Lotte 2nd place
>>153819218
Thirding.
A K K O
K
K
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>>153820854
Looks like those nips need to be taught a lesson.
/r/ Spurdo Lottes.
>>153820854
Seems an alright poll.
>>153820854
>Amanda:21replies
How?
I guess Constanze's character design is cute enough to get 100+ replies
>>153820854
>2ch
How about 4chan poll?
http://poal.me/uhv807
>>153821358
>proxy.me
I'm sick of the polls
If you want to have a best girl debate at least say why your favorite witch is your favorite. We'll have something to talk about.
Episode previews come out today, right?
>>153821358
>proxy poll
Learn your lesson already.
>>153820854
>Nobody likes the american.
No surprise here.
>>153821415
Lotte, because she is cute, comfy, pure and elegant.
>>153821439
Amanda is american?
>>153821415
Constanze because I am also quiet. I would happily sit in silence with her.
>>153820854
>No love for Jasminka
Ep 9 is gonna be Diana and Akko's episode right? Because for god's sake Trigger hasn't done shit in developing Diana's character.
>>153821415
Akko
Genki, cute and really stupid (makes me laugh), but has potential. I want to see her grow and protect that smile.
>>153821415
Diana, because she's beautiful and subarashii.
>>153821415
Sucy. Her deadpan delivery is often perfect for the shit she says, and her antics are generally the most amusing to me. Plus I'm really into goth chicks.
What country is Constanze from?
>>153821581
DEUTSCHLAND
>>153821358
>rigged polls through proxy
At least I can trust the japs when showing their preferences.
Though the Satsuki vs Ryuko 4chan poll was a hilarious ride.
>>153821596
So why she don't get any nazi memes?
>>153821635The mods are jews.
>***,339位/***,488位 (**1,057 pt) [*,**4予約] 2017/04/19 Little Witch Academia
>>153821415
I don't have a favorite, all of them are cute and have their own charms, even the bullies, even the teachers, even that one token guy from a previous episode.
>>153821635
it's taboo in Japanese TV
>>153821358
>>153820854
Real poll here http://www.strawpoll.me/12400862
And no, I didn't forget Diana. I left her out because Dianafags kept cheating.
>>153821721
4chan is not japanese M8.
>>153813876
>"W-we can't! Kagari
She calls her Akko already you dumbass.
>>153821462
Yes, aparently from Brooklyn.
>>153821549
Mein negro
>>153821415
Conz provides good laughs with her gadgets. The gags are also quite varied so the joke stats fresh.
>>153821731
Anti-Dianafags sure are salty.
>>153821731
>Dianafags kept cheating
>No way Diana could be popular without cheating
>>153820854
>liking Shitte
>>153821635
Because Germany is the most fanatical "never forget" country aside from Israel. It's literally illegal to deny it over there.
>>153821820
She's popular all right, but that doesn't mean her fans aren't stupid proxyfags.
>gains more than 80 votes under an hour and moves from 9th or 10th place to 2nd
>>153821747
Eh, she probably called her by her last name attempting to create a distance, but Akko just went full Akko. She calls her Akko at the end.
>>153821635
because she's swedish
>>153821731
Can't accept the reality can you?
What time is it?
>>153821798
>>153821820
>>153821901
Last week there was a poll where Diana got 50 votes in a matter of minutes after having only 13 for hours. I don't have anything against Diana (I actually liked her in the OVAs), but her fans are clearly cheating.
>>153821635
Because they're stale and unfunny.
>>153821957
So just like Constanze?
>>153821934
Do you have proof of that?
>>153821878
I noticed that too.
Sometimes, long after all the others have finished voting, Diana gets an insane voting streak, while all the other characters don´t even get a single vote.
>>153821934
But that doesn't mean you should exclude her from the poll where you can't cheat. If her numbers are low then it will show.
>>153821934
You sound like a liberal
>>153821886
But she's not a viking.
>>153817111
Trips tell the truth.
Ep 2 and 3 had Diana showing some little respect and acknowledging Akko's passion, since ep 5 every interaction they've had has been Diana shitting on Akko.
>3 days until Imaishi god episode about Sucy.
>>153821957
I wonder who could be behind this post.
>>153812410
>ywn whispersasuga, Dianainto Diana's ear after hot passionate night full of sex
>>153822096
It depends on the joke, some of them are way overused.
How about Dianafags make their own threads from now on, they are here only to shitpost anyways
>>153821915
FOUL WITCHES OF THE WARP
>>153821999
https://boards.fireden.net/a/thread/153408032/#153408599
https://boards.fireden.net/a/thread/153408032/#153408678
>>153822251
>>153822210
>>153822157
Finally a nigger that cannot even send a link
>>153822089
how crazy/low budget will it be?
>>153822265
It's fucking 7 am where I am, give me a break.
>>153822295
You live on nihon or what?Or are you tattun?
>>153822335
Los Angeles.
>>153821685
Is that good?
>>153822155
That's how KLK boardshitting started and we all regreted it.
I'm not having anything of that shit now. Dianafags have to stay.
the fish-speaking nerd girl was cute
>Sucy will never drink the blood of your fetus straight from your womb with her tongue
why even live
How old is everyone? I thought they were all like 12 or 13 but someone here posted that they were 16, however after digging around on the official site and wiki I couldn't find anything to back that up.
>>153822408
I still don't get all the Diana hate.
>>153822601
I am a man so I do not have a womb
>>153822684
she's so good that it offends all the losers who failed school
>>153822684
Success breeds jealousy
>>153822684
>>153822684
Dianafags are two-faced, overbearing swines.
>>153822408
A second thread existing will not stop anyone from posting here. The other thread has no chance.
>>153822716
Don't worry. Magic will fix that.
>>153822684
That means you don't have an inferiority complex, anon.
>>153822684
Well she's suppose to be the Rival? right? but there isnt really any conflict between her and Akko. Just waiting for her to stir the pot
Superior witch coming through
>>153822684
>I still don't get all the Diana hate.
It's more like Dianafag hate. Which is understandable. They're cancer.
>>153822768
>two-faced
How do you even recognize that on an anonymous image board?
unless of course
>armchair psychoanalysis
fuck off
>>153822408
>That's how KLK boardshitting started
>implying that shit could have been contained into one thread
It was all over the board from day one.
>>153822684
I don't hate her, she's just boring.
>>153822813
I think Akko needs to unlock her potential before Diana can be considered her rival. Akko has heart but not much else yet.
>>153822814
whats up with that rafale
>>153822876
>t. proxyfag
>>153822893
The problem is they made Diana way too OP. If Akko ever gets to her level, it would happen at the very end of the show, and then it would be too late to play up the rivalry.
Conclusion. The writing is shit and Diana doesn't work as Akko's rival and never will.
well to detract from the whole waifuwar crap this show has addressed something Ive been thinking about lately
the obsolescence of magic
I notice that as technology progresses magical feats from harry potter and other magical fiction are going to become more relatively mundane,
even today tablets have made the whole books with moving pictures thing not all that impressive.
I want to marry Diana
>>153822893
at the rate things are going Akko might show some amazing abilities on the last ep of the first season
>tfw you realize it was sucy or amanda fags who used proxies to vote for Diana and falseflagged as Dianafags, or else they wouldn't bring up proxyshit every thread
What about you, anon? Are you one of the niBBas whomst'd've learned the truth?
>>153822938
nicenon-argument
>>153822893
>>153822968
I agree. the level in power is so great its to far to reach Diana's level. plus Akko already has a strong witch she wants to be as strong as. She should just abandon Diana
>>153823019
I love her eyes
>>153823013
>niBBas whomst'd've
Please refrain from posting your facebook memes on here
>>153821415
What if I like them all and can give you a valid reason for each?
>>153822881
>It was all over the board from day one.
Yes and Ryukofags and Satsukifags took that as a chance to make generals of their respective characters.
>>153822975
Some things like transmutation and transformation will likely never be truly obtained by real technology. Magic is what the imagination can achieve without the limits of reality, so I think it will always have appeal to those with an active imagination.
Why do people like diana so much holy shit?
>>153823144
Yes, keep the waifuwars going.
>>153823144
Because they're a bunch of cucks.
Anyone else here think thatall of the main witches are great and have their good points, and that all anons should get along when watching cute witches do cute magical things.
>>153823144
It's just one faggot. Don't get fooled.
>>153823102
witches who say you
>>153823144
Best girl, m8
>>153823133
transmutation has already been done, they have turned lead into gold in particle accelerators before,
expensive as fuck and not worth it beyond scientific research,
right now its only a matter of making it cheaper.
>>153823203
Now that's delusional
>>153823192
except Lotte.
being Finnish negates all her qualities
>>153823192
What good points does Amanda have?
>>153823192
they are all great but diana is greater~
>>153823258
It's only the truth.
>dianafags ruin another thread
>>153823268
She has a tight, athletic body and will stay young and pretty for a very long time.
>>153823313
Maybe I should make a Diana general. Other witches don't deserve her presence.
>>153823313
Dianafags are actually being bated by the Amandafags pretending to be Lottefags, they're also in pact with Sucyfags.
It's not really their fault
>>153823313
Ruin? Surely you mean improve?
>>153823371
>Dianafags in pact with Sucyfags
False, Sucyfags are the biggest shitposters.
There's only a Constaze-Diana alliance going on.
>>153823250
I think it needs to be more than a handful of atoms to be considered transmutation. It's not like they turned an iron bar into a gold bar. Really cool and interesting science, but nowhere near magic.
>>153823259
You make me sad
>>153823393
I meant Amanda fags are in pact with sucyfags, my syntax got a lil fucked up.
>>153823268
She's energetic, likes a challenge and seems fun to be around.
>>153823438
Oh yeah. Fuck them both
>>153823393
All I know is that Amandafags are closet-Dianafags that want to bait Constanzefags into liking Diana.
>>153823192
Yes, sometimes waifuwars can be fun, but some anons take this a bit too seriously.
>>153823492
>Cancer can be fun
>>153823393
Those are imposter constanze-fags.
Excuse me, I'm on my way to shitpost dianafags' thread into oblivion.
I wonder what will her sad backstory be about
>>153823559
Being forced to grow up and live up to expectations
>>153816481
Amanda is an innocent girl. Behind her rebel attitude there's a shy girl just llke Ryuko in KLK.
>>153823559
I'm not looking forward to it. She's so boring, and no amount of backstory is gonna change that.
>>153823559
Her virginity was taken by her father
>ywn marry diana and live in a comfy britiah countryside with her
>>153823650
>no amount of backstory is gonna change that.
what if she turned out to bea boy
>>153823627
both are exhitionist dykes
>goes clubbing
>innocent
>>153823617
That's the obvious part. Maybe there's something more to it.
>>153823627
Amanda hasn't really been shown to be shy, though
It's more that she's uncertain and jealous of Diana
>>153823768
Delet this
>>153823751
But they're right
>>153823732
In the Robert E. Howard Conan the Barbarian books, that's how you create one of the most powerful reagents for use in magic.
Using the blood of a girl whose virginity was taken by their father.
>>153823732
I would welcome this darkness.
>>153823811
Her father must be a great wizard then.
>>153823732
Diana is so great. Her only flaw is being too perfect.
>>153823732
>TRIGGER
>Anything other than motherxdaughter
Choose one.
>>153823888
Can't argue with those trips
>>153823809
But dogs are toxic! Eating too much of anything too quickly will eventually kill you!I just thought that post was hilarious, so I screen-capped it.
>>153823883
I was thinking Berserk's princess x king thing.
>>153820302
Are you body shaming him? All sapient creatures need to be human form at all time?
Check your terrestrial privilege air breather
>>153823732
>Her virginity was taken by her mother
FTFY
>>153823935
Same.
>>153823957
But that's Sucy
>>153823883
DELET THIS
>>153823930
dumb best girl posters.
>>153823935
But dad gets cucked by Griffith.
>>153823980
>Akko is the only witch of the main cast who didn't lose her virginity to one of their parents
>>153824044
>implying akko wans't raped by her father
>>153824013
Best dumb girl posters.
>>153821415
Amanda. Reckless, tomboyish attitude, red hair and green eyes, wild but at the same time a nice person.
>>153823559
Her family and stance seems to indicate her being similar to the rather popular DiamondT./Pacifica N. stereotype of a rich girl who's doing her best to appease her parents.
Still, neither of the two have been shown to be actual prodigies so they might put a spin on it.
If anything, the fact she knows Andrew kind of gives her a certain edge in that regard.
>>153824079
>implying Akko didn't rape her father
>>153823980
>implying that she didn't force her virginity onto her mother instead of having it taken
>>153823768
What? But Ryuko is not a lesbian.
Dianafags would never create threads on Page 4
>>153824270
Why did she kiss Nui?
>>153824339
Because she was brainwashed by Junketsu
>>153824339
she did? I dont remember this
>>153824427
Probably because you're an idiot.
new thread here:
>>153823722
experimental Diana thread here:
>>153822215
>>153812659
I want to buildsexual relationshipwith her.