Would you date a dyke, /a/?

>>153779284
They wouldn't be interested in me, so no.

I want to be Shuuichi.

I want to be Kumiko.

>>153779284
If I was coercing her into it and making every moment as akward and uncomfortable for her as possible while she tries and fails to resist being turned into a proper cock-hungry slut? Absolutely.

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I would date a Kumiko.

She'll most likely just talk about Reina all day, it would be a terrible date.

>>153779284
Pic unrelated, right? OP?

>>153779318

Who?

>>153779609
Best girl.

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ttp://kyomatsu.sakura.ne.jp/imageboard/anime/moepic.htm

>>153779776
Looks like it's from the 90's.

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>>153779284
im already dating another dyke

>>153779867
Why are you posting a pic of my wife?

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>>153779973
i cum inside your wife everynight

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>>153779867
>>153780003
>sample
Leave please.

>>153779284
Kumiko wouldn't be interested in me, I'm not ambitious enough.

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What's a dyke?

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>>153780279
I think Yamada went for the struggle of the japanese woman interested in girls love from a society where heterosexuality is being forced onto them. Or it's just pure adolescence whatever that means.

Only if she will give out I don't give a fuck if she likes pussy more then dick, hell she can lick my asshole if she wants a flip flap experience

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>>153779867
>*100% heterosexual girl

>>153779284
Only if she feminizes me and makes me eat her out to suit her gay needs while ignoring my penis

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Is kumiko supposed to be fat?
It's hard to tell in animu.

>>153781760
Compared to stickler Asian girls she definitely has a few pounds on her, however that only makes her sexier as long as she doesn't become a fatty

>>153781296
What she "says" doesn't match her actions. Did you even watch the show, anon?

>>153781760
What in blazes is that expression supposed to mean?

>>153779284
Depends. Would she have sex with a cute 2D little girl trapped inside the body of a 20-something man?

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>>153781872
YOU MEAN THESE ACTIONS? :^)

THE MOST HETEROSEXUAL COCKLUSTING GIRL IN THE ENTIRE KYOANIVERSE

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>>153779284
>dyke
>noun, Derogitory term used to refer to a lesbian; commonly towards a lesbian with more masculine physical characteristics/mannerisms;
kumiko isn't a dyke
nobody isn't a dyke in euph
the girl from euph I'd date is obviously best girl aka buchou

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>>153782104

>>153782104
One insignificant scene vs all the innuendos she had with Kumiko. Just go look at the firework scene at the start of S2, or the two confessions love of Love scenes in the previous season.
Also, no need to type in all caps to defend your argument, it makes you look insecure which you probably are.

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>>153782881
INSECURE IS WEARING GOGGLES SO TIGHT THEY CUT THE BLOOD TO YOUR BRAIN

LITERALLY ALL SHE DOES EVERY WAKING HOUR IS OBSESS OVER TAKI, SHE WANTS THE T SO BAD ITS RIDICULOUS

1000% HET

If it's that particular dyke, yes.

Really getting my horseshoe spinning here.

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>>153781296
>>153782104
>>153783172
Talk about BTFOing yurifags holy shit
>mfw

>>153779284
if i get in on her and her girl friend, i'll be their flesh dildo anytime

>>153782881
>one irrefutable, explicit piece of evidence vs all the bs interpretations in my head canon that ive projected onto the story

Shipper logic, every time.

>>153781760
>is kumiko supposed to be fat

That's KyoAni's "give them the silhouette of a toddler so they look cute" design langue.

>KyoAni explicitly says that Kumiko isn't in love with anyone
>Neither side cares
Why are shipperfags of both kinds so cancerous?

>>153779609
Kumiko's boyfriend

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>>153779527
How can you not talk about Reina though, look at her

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>>153784582

>>153779284
Pic unrelated.

>>153781296
The second and third line literally destroyed /u/'s yuri goggles and all hope, jesus this was magnificient and I am happy I was there to experience it.

>>153782881

>falling for all caps-kun AKA poopooman

ay lmao

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>>153785157

>>153782104
>touches Kumiko, they change in the same room, nothing
>Taki slightly touches her
>her vagina becomes a waterfall
That night she did it with both hands

>western fans and nips themselves agree they're gay
>only a few self-insertfags in /a/ disagree

Really makes you think.

>>153782881
>all the innuendos
You mean all the adolescence she had with Kumiko? Didn't you read the interview?

>>153785561
The interview doesn't matter because no read it.

>>153781944
> a major autism symptom is difficulty with facial expressions

really makes you think

>>153785548
>Kyoani themselves confirm it's not a romance anime
>hurr the fans think something so it must be true

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>>153785548

>>153779284
Ugly bitch.

>>153785664
Oh joy, the fun police is here. I was starting to get worried.

>>153785548
The nips drawing yuri fanart of Hibike means as much as them drawing yuri fanart of to love ru.

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>>153785726
>Ugly bitch.

>>153785921
It does matter because they're the majority and also the target audience.

>>153785693

Guess you're just blind to the thousands of fanart between the two portrayed as lovers. The pairing is quite popular actually.

>>153785994
> the target audience.
Yeah I'm sure as fuck this scene >>153782104
made the yuri fanfics easier to write man.

>>153786045
It's just one little scene. Easy to dismiss.

>>153786070
>>153785451
"I like Taki sensei, and by the way, yurifags, I like him as a man"

I want to lick Kumiko all over her body

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I came in this thread for rare kumikos.
You better start posting soon.

>>153786091
She's bi at most but we know that not only did she get rejected, but also moved on from her crush when she visited his wife's grave.

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>>153786070
>just one little scene

>>153786198
>She's bi at most
Advice: never go full retard.

Why do you fags argue it has to be one or the other? Yuri is hot. Age-gap is hot. Threesomes are hot. You have all these options yet you only go with one?

>>153786244
It's like they put these lines there to remind people that Reina is desperate for cock instead. Sasuga Kyoani.

>>153784777
Wouldn't putting your fingers between the valves get oil all over your fingers?

>>153786198
She didn't move on, she admitted she loved Taki to his face after nationals. He took it the wrong way or did he? and thought she meant loved him as a teacher.

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>>153786198
>moved on

>>153786332
I think he knew, but as a teacher and a decent man I think his job and social life come first. I believe even Reina was expecting that kind of answer, but she didn't get rejected

>>153786244
Those scenes are completely trivial compared to the yuri scenes

>>153786471
adolescence scenes*

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>>153786471
>*yuri scenes are completely trivial

>>153786711
>Sensei pretend I am your wife, just for tonight!

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>>153786711
>YFW

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>yurifags think every single close relationship between 2 girls means they're gay
Figures the people who have never had a close friend don't understand how these relationships work

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>>153779506

>>153786795
Kumiko and Reina are explicitly in love with each other though. See >>153784777

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>"no"

>>153786894
Apparently you don't know what happens in the novel

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>>153786894
They're still deeply in denial about that scene to this day, it's amazing
>i-it doesn't count
>o-only the trivial comic relief scenes where Reina is "in love" with Taki count

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>>153787000

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>>153786795
Girls do lots of shit that is far more gay than what Kumiko and Reina do. The difference is that they don't have serious life conversions while they stroke each others' faces.

They aren't gay, but how KyoAni depicted their relationship is not how real girls act at all.

She's too old, no.

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BOTH GIRLS WANT THE DICK

HOW WILL /u/ EVER RECOVER

Hehe hetfags still upset the anime was cannon yuri. Face it, everyone loves kumirei and no one gives a shit about take or shoe

Why was season 2 so bad?

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>>153787342
>fans want it hence it should be made cannon
This kind of faggotry is what people are talking about when they say fanservice is killing manga or anime.
This twisted mentality is what turned Naruto from a fine manga into the disgusting pile of horseshite it now is. And this goes for plenty of other shows as well.

If a story doesn't go your way that's perfectly fucking fine. At least the series has some sense of artistic integrity.
But of course all of you shipfags would rather have everything served on a bloody silver platter. It's much more gratifying when a show does what it set out to do than when it caters to mob mentality.