Stop trying to sex Megumin!

>>153767839
No. I'm going to explode in you and there's nothing you can do about it.

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>>153767839

>>153767839
Why not? She's an adult.

KAZUMA KAZUMA!

>>153768902
So that's what she shouts during orgasm.

Could have sworn it was EXUPLOSION

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Yes, sex the Yunyun instead!

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>>153767839
delicious flat chest

>>153767839
You can't tell me what to do! Only I can tell me what to do!

how can you sex the most asexual thing in that show

>>153769273
isn't that Aqua?

>>153768786
>14 years old
>adult

>>153769558
Yeah, that's a adult. At least where they are.

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>>153769210
I'm not planning to breed with an unpopular loser. I'll take Megumin.

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>>153769210
>yunyunposting

honestly how do you manage to pull in 3 girls like that? like he tricks a condescending goddess to be with him via loophole and she just goes with it due to no options, the other is abhorrent at anything that isn't her one spell which has a huge cooldown and high collatoral damage, and the other is just a freak on so many levels i don't even know where to begin.

it's such an odd mixup but he ends up with them, who look at what would have been a normal hero as trash (the Gram wielder). odds attract odds in this case? i feel like we would handle the situation differently, but would it lead to them just ditching us? has anyone else thought about this?

If I had a Megumin, so help me god, I would visit such unholiness upon her anus that you would never shit again out of sheer sympathy. As I took great handfuls of her peachy white cheeks in my hands, Satan himself would begin to weep with joy. He knows that the sin I am about to commit will damn every soul in existence, that the profane, wet noises alone will stain the universe with its echoes, that the sight of my face buried in her will scorch the eyes of god himself.

>>153769273
>Implying she's not turned on by explosions

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Reminder that Megumin has no friends.

>>153769960
But we're her friends

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>>153769210
This is all I've got.

>>153769709
>Live in a world with flying cabbage
>Be suprised when everyone you meet is a freak
Pick one

>>153770143
we have flying cabbage in canada.

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>>153767839
She's only for playing football with you perverts!

>>153770230
what happens if you touchdown?

>>153770315
You get arrested

>>153769273
>blackmails Kazuma by yelling about how he got her covered in wet sticky goo
>challenges YunYun to a womanhood competition and brags that she is bathing with cute boys
>pulls off Kazuma's pants so she can write "holy sword Excalibur" right above his dick
>doesn't get embarassed when Kazuma spills his spaghetti and asks if she wants to fuck
>entire explosion gimmick is about the orgasmic feelings she gets from instant mana drain

Megumin is only second to Darkness in lewdness. And maybe not even second.

I'm going to explode in Megumin's Vagoo

>>153767839
Am I the only one who wants to dom Darkness and keep her as a sidebitch while married to Megumin?

>>153769273
>willing to whip out your dick and write holy sword excalibur on it
>asexual

Megumin should be made into a Megumom

>hiro killed image uploads to protect Megumin's purity from deviants

>>153768902
Kazuma da yo

>>153772063
>doesn't get embarrassed when Kazuma spills his spaghetti and asks if she wants to fuck
To be fair, she spent an entire year with him, watching him be lewd and spill spaghetti by the time that happens. She probably felt bad about teasing him too hard and was more worried about Aqua overhearing.

>>153772063
>>doesn't get embarassed when Kazuma spills his spaghetti and asks if she wants to fuck
when did this happen though

>>153775347
Near the end of the latest explosions spinoff.

>>153775508
havent read it, no wonder

>>153775508
What chapter? The most recently translated one is 7 and I don't see it there.

>>153769210
I want to be friends with Yunyun but I woulds rather fuck Megumin

>put dick in explosive

FUCKING

>>153776463
heh, allahuackbar, infidell..............

>>153769706
DELETE

why does she wear a robe and wizard hat?

>>153770065
Whatever happened to the irl person this happened to?

>>153769558
old to bleed, old to breed

checkmate consentfags

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>>153769210
best girl tbqhwu

>>153767839
This world needs more 10/10 chuuni girls. I will not stop until I've made an army of them.

>>153775918
>>153775643
>>153775508
Where do I find those?

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AQUA SAAAAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>153767839
>Stop trying to sex Megumin!
Nope.

>>153778213
never had another birthday, ever again. ; ;

>>153778453
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

>>153778982
It's just hot glue, dude.

>>153770143
>>153770178
why has noone posted the cabbage guy from Avatar yet?

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Maybe Megumin should stop being so sexy

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>>153768902
KAZUMADES

>>153782378
Wow, YunYun REALLY wants to make friends!

Is this going to be the livewatch thread?

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What would you do if megumin was actually a middle aged film director the whole time?

>>153778349

>t. Crimson demon maker

>>153778846
Fug

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>>153782513
Your in it already faggot.
>11 MINUTES REMAIN

>Ep 7: 11m

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is neet still the place to go?

IT BEGINS

>KIMOCHI WARUI DESU
Kek

KIMOCHI WARUIII

Seems like more people are in >>153735147

Nice potential gif.

>>153769210
Yun Yun is literally the impersonation of what Megumin would look like if she was perfect.

>>153784809
But YunYun isn't a chuuni

>>153769210
>They bullied Yunyun again this episode.

Why are she even here? Just to suffer?

>>153769210
Impregnate Yunyun until she has enough children that she'll never be lonely again.

>>153769558

>taking bait

>>153784905
She bullies herself.

>>153784905
It's her own fault for being an idiot

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>>153767839
Megumin will rape Kazuma in the original
>>153769104
>Could have sworn it was EXUPLOSION
lol
>>153769210
Is Yun Yun 'the' best girl?
>>153784853
her years is same as Megumin

>>153781008
get the fuck out

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>>153767839
I want to counterspell megumin's explosions until she's on her knees begging for release

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>>153786146
>countering explosion
Whoops

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>>153786380

Not today

>>153786695
What the fuck is that overpowered shit
Damn

Get out. 1 of any color mana.
Instantly permabans all crossboarders.

"I want /v/ to get the fuck out of /a/ and stay out."

>>153786380
>can't be countered
>>153786695
>counter all abilities

Who wins

>>153787034
The important part of Summary Aismissal is Exile all other spells, as if there was no Obliterate to counter.

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>>153787034

Obliterate is exiled on the stack before it resolves.

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>>153769210
no way

>>153787034
Obliterate is a spell so it's exiled, not need to counter it

It's out!

>>153787943
>480p

>>153787961
>720 p

>>153769210
Why are there pubes in the cake?

>>153788114

>1080p

Why are you watching blurry shit?

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>>153769653
>tfw I actually fucking recognize that doujin

>>153769653
sauce?

>>153788283
Why are you watching shitty upscales?

>>153769558
Isn't she at the Japanese age of consent

>>153788800

Still waiting for actual objective comparisons. Until then, 1080p is as good as it gets.

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If you download horriblesubs you are watching ripped streams, you are a streamfag.

>>153788283
>Not watching anime in 4k Ultra HD on your 50" 3D flatscreen.

>>153788894

I'll have you know my screen is 55".

>>153788939
>HIS SCREEN ISNT 65"

>>153788894
Not watch CRT PVM in vintage style with animu burned onto vinyls.

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>>153788977
>Her face when your screen isn't at least 70".

>>153788977

55" was the biggest that could fit through my door, and even then we had to actually unhinge the door itself and a good bit of the packaging still had to be cut off.

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>>153789114
Not sure if you're trolling or just stupid.

>>153789209

Tiny door, tight hallway. We are not a rich people.

>>153789097
That's not smug, that's bemused.

>>153778213
/b/ sent him happy birthday messages and cards some years back

>>153789257
>he isn't rich

>>153789114
>Living in a hobbit hole.

>>153789349

It's comfy. Could do with less neighbors. Like 95% less, at least. In fact, if the missiles start flying, I know at least a couple of them I'd personally go remove from the building.

>>153789272
>bemused (bɪˈmjuːzd)
>adj
>preoccupied; lost in thought

So she's trying to solve Kazuma's puzzle vagina?

Anons, I have a problem. I downloaded the episode and it's just sitting there, going unwatched, while I dick around here on /a/. What's wrong with me?

Darkness is somewhat charming this episode. What is wrong with me?

>>153789659
Your attention span has been decreased by the overly high availability of information.

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Someone buy me this.

>>153789771

No, that's not it. My attention is just almost entirely focused on /a/ right now. I'm worried.

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>>153789114
TAKE IT OUT OF THE BOX AND MANEUVER THE PANEL VERTICALLY, PRACTICALLY ANY DOOR CAN FIT ANY SIZE FLATSCREEN

65" WAS MAX PLASMA SIZE, ABOVE THAT SIZE YOU WANT 4K CUS AT 1080P THE PPI STARTS GETTING STRETCHED A BIT THIN

>>153789922

Tiny. Door. Tight. Hallway. I can't even bring my damn bicycle inside without removing the handlebars.

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>>153789990
THATS NUTS, DOES IT EVEN CONFORM TO BUILDING CODES

IF A 6 FOOT MAN CAN WALK THROUGH A DOORWAY ANY TV PANEL SHOULD BE ABLE TO ANGLE ITS WAY THROUGH VERTICALLY

>>153789815
>SMUG CHOMUSUKE

>>153790240

Said like a truely ignorant amerifat. Get out and kill yourself with a baconburger.

>>153767839
I want to fuck megumin with the CAPE ON

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>>153790315
>YFW NON-RETARDED AMERICAN DOORS

TV PANEL IS LITERALLY FLAT, HELD VERTICAL IT NEEDS ALMOST NO CLEARANCE TO PIVOT AROUND A CORNER, AND THE HEIGHT IS THERE ON ANY BUT THE DUMBEST DOORS

>>153767839
Megumin's pretty young, we try not to sexualize her

>>153790315
No he's right. If you can fit a mattress through a door, you can fit any TV

I think you might be stupid

Post more Megumin please~

>>153786380
This one needs a Megumin Alter.

>>153790527

A mattress bends and doesn't break from being banged on doorframes by clumsy nerds.

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>tfw you pronebone your megumin daki

>>153790523
>14
Prime mating age.

>>153767839
What color underwear does Megumin wear? Someone remind me.

>>153790889
Black because she is a slut.

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>>153790889
NO PANTSU

THEY ALL GOT STEAL~U

>>153790889
Black because it fits her image.

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>>153790889

>>153790588
>box spring

>>153789760
Nothing's wrong with you. It's just that the first season didn't have enough time to develop her personallity, so for anime only fags she's been just a one trick pony comedy-wise.

>>153767839
But I want to fuck Darkness the most. I'll be the hard S to her M.

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YOU JUST KNOW

>>153769558
It's the legal age in my country

>>153795820
let me join your country and we'll find our own megumin to bakuretsu.

>>153769709
Luck stat bro

>>153769558
14 is a prime number

>>153769558

Not just an adult, but an old hag.

I'm a newfag. Where are you guys watching s2?

>>153795508
They even fight like a fucking couple already.

>>153796161
>Where are you guys watching s2?
In my house, retard, where else?

>>153796161
Lurk more.

>>153790509
It's a bit offtopic, but are you CAPSLOCK-KUN? I loved your posting on the CA threads.

>>153796206
it's not on nyaa or shanaproject. you can't blame him for asking.

>>153796570
It is on nyaa. I couldn't find it with my intial search term then I used my brain for five seconds and found it.

>>153796161
on my computer

>>153796591
lol i just realized. in exchange for pittance may i offer you 1(one) akko?

>>153796733
where's my akko you wanker

are you an axis cultist or something

How many episodes does s2 get?

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>>153796174

>>153795508
>>153796174
>>153797227
How the hell can anyone ship these 2? The difference in intelligence is too great for them to ever connect on an emotional level. The most they can ever be is friends.

>>153796093
7 and 2

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>>153796831
im sorry she broke on transit.

how about a kinpatsu?

>>153798462
Rejected.

>>153798237
They're both similarly shitty people who have enjoyable interactions

Personally I like the idea of a couple that shit-talks each other in public and hatefucks in private

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>>153798575
how about a yui?

>>153798646
I'm gonna call the guards and have them throw you into debtor's prison.

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>>153798713
how about a spahettini lady?

>>153799014
Can I trade this one in for the fire girl?

>>153798237
H A T E F U C K
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F
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>>153767839
Never!

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>>153800000
A decent explosion