This is your goddess for tonight.

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>>153608194


Im gona wreck it.

>>153608194
I want to get on my knees behind her and lick her butt hole

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>>153608194
I'll send her back to Heaven.

>>153608194
>tfw next eps will be Aqua getting BTFO'd by her own axis followers

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>>153608194
Why would I want a shitty goddess slut who has below average intelligence?

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If she's mine for tonight, then anal is free?

>>153608437
I would've fapped more to this if it wasn't so out of character.

>>153608194
Goddess of drunken cum dumpsters?

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>>153608194
>sitting bottomless on a public bench

>>153609139
yeah Aqua probably doesn't wipe good considering her borderline retardation.

>>153609227
Of course she doesn't wipe, goddesses don't poop.

>>153608194
I think I can convince her to take a seat on my cock. I'll just say that it's uh...lucky and brings great fortune.

Think she'll fall for it.

>>153609277
I'm sure they chafe tho

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>>153609350
I'm sure this slutty goddess had seen more cocks than anyone on /a/.

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>>153608194
No thanks, i have my own goddess.

Oh god I can feel my intelligence faaaaddddiiiiiiiiiii...

>>153608194
Can I sniff her butt?

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>>153608194
How does Aqua's fart smell like?

>>153609661
This is a woman who literally pukes rainbows, I bet her farts smell like high-class perfume.

>>153608437
That face is horrible.

>>153609691
that's just how Japan censors puking

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>>153609691
Or candy.

>>153608194
I want to sneak up on her and shove my tongue up her asshole.

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>>153608229
Not with that tiny pen knife dick.

>>153608194
butt

>>153609661
Like my semen.

>>153609871
Please do and tell us what it tastes like.

>>153608194
Unsanitary.

>>153608194
Would her piss just be water? Also what would having your dick purified feel like?

>>153608194
I want to sniff that bench

Hail satan.

>>153608194
Anal sex for months!

>>153609661
Goddess doesn't farts

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never saw the anime but I want to fuck her

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>>153608194
Can I trade in this defective goddess for an exploding chuuni?

>>153612691
The fact that there's no anus or vagoo is deeply unsettling.

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what is thia meme sweter called?

>>153612866
I don't know, but I can't wait for it to die out.

>>153608194
>that realization when aqua spreads her bare ass on the table every single time they go to the bar
was she a cumdumpster in her past life?

>>153612691
>fapping to characters from series you haven't watched
get
a
load
of
this
guy

>>153612866
>ass cleavage
I never realized how much I like this till now

>>153608194
Remember that Aqua is a water goddess so she always smells fresh and clean. She is literally never stinky or smelly.

>>153612866
virgin killer

No. Seriously.

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>>153608194
Can I get a different goddess? Mine seems to be defective.

If I had her touch an outlet or put a battery in her would she die?

>>153613175
That's a feature, not a defect.

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>>153612718
We can loan you a Chuuni for the duration of your time in fantasy Australia but we'll expect a minimum of 2 Chuunis back.

We don't care how you acquire the extra Chuuni as long as we're paid on time.

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>>153613256
Is this also a feature?

>>153613330
Yes, that's how she gets her exercise in, otherwise she'd get far from all the semen I feed her.

>>153609888

Was this a reference to that one comic?

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>>153613398
Can I see a document on all of her specs then? I feel like this model might not be right for me.

>>153613551
No. That's propriatary information. You can return her for store credit worth 50% of what you paid for her, or exchange her for another damega- I mean goddess.

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>>153613580
>only 50%
That's doesn't seem quite right but okay.
What about that silver haired one? I saw that one at a demonstration and she seemed more my speed. Are there any of that one in stock?

>>153613909
Really? Are you sure you want that model?

>>153612866
Hestia Did It First But nobody noticed because of the ribbon

>>153613909
Careful, the show model is unnaturally padded, actual product may vary.

>>153613966
I haven't committed to it yet, that why I'm asking if you can tell me more about it.

>>153613909
>falling for show models

they buffed her breast space by 60% for the display model, its honestly false advertising

>>153614066
Certainly. The model you see there is the floor model, it has some "enhancements" that don't come with the base model's chest unit. It has a transform and disguise feature as well. It's a decent model, but it's very plain compared to what else we offer. Are you sure you want it?

>>153614040
I don't mind if they're padded

>>153613175
what the fuck happened to the animation?

>>153614167
Well what really caught my interest was how well she interacted with people during the demonstration, so as long as those "enhancements" don't alter that part, I should be fine. I'll take it.

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>>153613033
>>153612866

>>153614291
Very well then, if you insist. Keep in mind that because of manufacturer and licensing issues, store credit obtained from your returned model is not compatible with this model, and you'll have to pay out of pocket. Is that alright with you? If it's not, we can give you back your old model as well as a couple of great support models.

>>153614351
That's fine. I'll figure something else out to use that store credit for. I can afford it.

>>153614467
Can I interest you in making a donation to the church of Axis?

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>>153614519
I'll gladly donate my semen.

>>153614598
Sorry sir, that feature is reserved only for people who purchase the Aqua model.

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>>153608194
That's my goddess every night.

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>>153614220
sasuga Deen

>>153614220
The entire budget was spent on shooting ONE arrow.

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Aqua is the smartest character in the series

>>153608194
>>153613330
>>153614598
>>153615991
Dumb bitch needs to learn what panties are

>>153616548
THEY CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

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>>153616725
She knows. DEEN just doesn't care.

>>153616879
If I had a box of tissues that looked like this I'd never stop.

>>153608194
But I'm not in California

>>153613301
It's okay, I plan on producing them.

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If Kazuma stopped treating her like shit Aqua wouldn't act defensive and afraid.

Aqua is literally best girl, it's Kazuma who's shit.

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I swear to god /a/ is going to meme me into watching more seasonal isekai garbage.

Aqua a cute.

>>153617169
They can actually be fairly nice to one another, it's just not very frequent because one of them is always doing something stupid or perverted.

>>153617223
Konosuba is the only good isekai though

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>>153617314
>the only good isekai is written by a woman

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>>153617223
Watch it, all of them are cute.

>>153617223
You know how some series try to pretend they're a parody or a subversion of cliches or something, but are actually just complete fucking garbage like RE: Zero? Konosuba like that. Don't even listen to the LNfags screaming about "Oh man this volume has this awesome moment and then this huge important reveal happens and then the relationship dynamics are totally like this!"

The series is one giant joke, and it never stops being a giant funny joke. Just watch it and laugh.

>>153611450

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJzgTZ68g9g

>>153609277
Do they have anuses at all? Is that why she vomits so much? To purge everything she ingests?

>>153612741
Goddesses don't poop, they probably have no need to reproduce either.

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>>153618538
She has an anus. What comes out is probably something sparkling.

>>153618613
I bet she shits rainbow colored fudge

I didn't truly understand the meaning of hatefuck until Aqua appeared

>>153618841
KAZUMAAAAAAAA

I refuse to worship something which doesn't wear panties when sitting in the pub

it cant be sanitary.

>>153609691
Pretty sure kuroki tomoko pukes rainbows too, do you really wanna sniff her farts?

>>153608194
>goddess
You mean Godass?

>>153618923
Hai kazuma des

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>>153608194
Animators are havin' a right giggle aren't they?

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Hate to break it to everyone

>>153620534
NOT CANON

>You will never be last in a long line of men who Aqua sucks off under the bar table while drunk

>>153620534
isn't she wearing shimpan in the LN?

>>153620639
Please tell me this is a doujin

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>>153620651
Yes, she is.

>>153620703
So the figure fucked up on both fronts.

no pan is best pan

>>153620723
Well, the only other option is to go the route they have gone with the recent Saki figures.

Bandaids covering the vagina and nothing else

>>153621578
why not just go Shimpan like in the LN

>>153608194
You'd be able to see her vagoo standing up with no undies and skirt that small

>>153621623
Because the anime doesn't have her wearing any panties. They probably wanted to replicate why her ass looks bare, but coppedout and just gave her a thong.

>>153622051
you can make the thong have stripes, making it shimpan technically.

>>153621913
There's a reason she is pretty well-liked in town, and it's not because of her dumb party tricks.

>>153609583

Welcome to the Axis cult, acolyte!

>>153609436
but has seen more than /b/?

>>153620386
The amount of low-quality effort is kind of amazing.

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>>153618923
>I can instantly hear her voice

>>153608194
if she doesn't poop, what is her asshole for

so, megushit meme is dead already?

>>153616548
>i love emilia

>>153609743
>Censor
>Goddess of Water
>Puking anything but rainbows
Clearly it's not censoring Anon, she's simply purifying it as she's expelling it.

>>153614007

No, Hestia had a dress, not a sweater.

>>153623177
There's spooky extra hand on the left.

>>153623590
That's canon. Damegamis don't have enough intelligence to track their number of limbs.

>>153612866
"That" sweater.

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>>153613330
You could have so much fun bullying her and the minute you decide to bail she'll come crying at your feet.

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>>153612866
>>153624468
I always thought that one was the "meme dress". The meme sweater is the boob window one on the front. IE, bottom right on Darkness here.

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>>153608194

[WARNING]

[THOT SPOTTED]

[Executing: ElliotRodger.exe...]

>>153613301
If I bring you two brand new chuunies, can I keep this one? Mind you these ones will be brand new and ready to explode.

>>153609528
You keep moving from cumdumpster to cumdumpster. At least with Aqua she kept it to one species.

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I want to befriend Yunyun and mislead her about what friends do for each other

>Aqua has enchanted her ass and puss to be virtually impossible to directly look at just so she doesn't have to wear panties

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>>153627138
>Convinces her this is how males greet female friends where you're from

>>153627138
You're asking for trouble here, Anon. By meeting Yunyun you're subject to the laws of the Konosuba universe and author.

Yunyun WILL be friendless. Trying to change the status quo will be your doom.

>>153620386
What is she even freaking out about??

>>153625430
The key to Darkness in these meme clothes is to ignore her in them. She'll get far more out of it that way.

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>>153627461
She's freaking out at the idea of being yelled at. She's freaking out about the potential chance of freaking out. Exponential freaking.
>>153627485
You're not wrong.

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>>153625430
Japan actually does call the backless sweater a "virgin killer".

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>>153627461
Aqua realized her own retardation and despaired/tantrumed at her fate
She knows that every time she tries to help things will get fucked up and she'll be on the receiving end of it

>>153627648
I'm relatively positive a dress/sweater like this in person would expose the nipples literally constantly.

>>153623253
gobbling up men's dicks

>>153612691
Watch it, it's fucking hilarious

>>153627646
>>153627655
I dont like all the bullying I see of her but I guess If I watch the anime I might understand and stuff

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>>153627692

>>153627692
Boob tape.
It's a thing.
It's used all the time.

>>153620386

No, seriously you guys.

Where are her teeth?

>>153625430

Sweater meme combination where? Backless, boob window, cat underboob hole.

My only gripe with the virgin killer sweater is that it's often depicted to have such a thin strip in the back that it makes it completely unwearable outside the bedroom. It's not supposed to go below the top of the asscrack, in fact, rising a few inches above it. The point is being open-backed, not showing off the ass. It's the nape, shoulder blades and small of the back that are supposed to be emphasized.

>>153628540
In every fourth frame.

>>153629054

Oh please. It covers more than your average bikini. People are quite comfortable jumping, running and bending wearing less material than you need for a napkin.

>>153612984
It's called an ass crack anon.

>>153629054
I don't think it's meant to be worn outside by non prostitutes. Japanese women dress pretty conservatively.

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I think we can all agree who best Konosuba is.

>>153629444

>pic unrelated

>>153629444
>not Emperor Zell

>>153629444
I want to fuck that cat's other half

>>153629444
cute kitty

>>153629254
Depicted properly it's perfectly fine formalwear.

>>153630005
I can see that. Especially since there are dresses that have slits at the chest that are miles wide.

>>153630159
Yeah. The problem is that people keep drawing it with the rear no more broad than a necktie.

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Why is she so perfect?

>>153618538
In anime, anuses are just for sex.

>>153608194
Picked up Konosuba a few days ago, marathoned it up to the last episode

Rate my tastes

>Fuck
Kazuma
>Marry
Megumin
>Befriend
Darkness
>Kill
Aqua

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>>153631526
Because they managed to create the ultimate hatefuck character.

>>153631651
But we see Megumin actually using the toilet.

>>153631748
Bretty good. Killing Darkness allows you to keep her alive though because there's almost no way to defeat her. Plus, trying makes her befriend you due to her fetish.

>>153631748
Don't be an homosexual, flip Aqua and Kazuma ind it's an acceptable list.

>>153629444
it's obviously chunchunmaru

>>153631748
you only got Megumin right
>Fuck
Aqua
>Marry
Megumin
>Befriend
Kazuma
>Kill
Darkness

>>153632343
What a shit taste, off yourself

>>153631748

>Fuck
Aqua
>Marry
Darkness
>Befriend
Kazuma
>Kill
Megumeme

>>153632413
Correct answer.

>>153632365
fight me

>>153609661
Marine lavander.

>>153631748
Marry Kazuma and become a sugar baby

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>>153613033
>look up virgin killer
>get a bunch of images of Elliot Rodger

>>153611437
>Also what would having your dick purified feel like?
Rough. Water is not a great lubricant.

>>153608194
Too bad, I don't like her!

MEGAMI: CHAAAAAAAAAANGEU!

>>153632975
Try 童貞を殺すセーター on Pixiv and whatnot.

>>153631874
Yeah but she just needed to masturbate

>>153632413
>Kill
Yourself

ftfy senpai

>>153632975
that's killer virgin

>>153631748
>>Fuck
>Lalatina
>>Marry
>Megumeme
>>Befriend
>Kuzuma
>>Kill
>Damegami

2/4 friend

>>153608194
I'm going to cum inside her asshole, understood?

>>153613909
>that disgusting sag
No thanks.

>>153632413
absolutely correct anon. although abandon Megumin is also acceptable

Lalatina best girl you guys are retarded

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rate my oc /a/

>>153635641
9/10 It's ok.

I'd fuck Megumin, and then maybe Chris.

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>>153635641

>>153634705
it's okay, they're padded

>>153635759
That's a nice post Aqua, thanks for pointing it out.

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>>153636495

>>153620703
Yeah, well, the frog tongues were basically sexy tentacles in the LN and we all know what happened there in the anime.

>>153636495
>>153636558
Darkness getting the neglect treatment again?

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>>153636495
>>153636558
Neat

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>>153636558
>those legs

>>153636569
I would sexually harass Megumin if she wore an outfit showing off her legs like that.

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>>153636558

>>153636558
>thought in my head of grabbing her small torso right above her hips and thrusting into her from behind, violently
I'm not alone in that, right?

>>153608229
It's been a while, my old friend.

>>153631748
Megumin only appeals to legit virgins who wants MUH PURU WAIFU

>>153638894
It appears you have never watched KonoSuba,

Megumin is a shitty scumbag but that makes her great.

>>153620386

[autistic screeching]

>>153639234
I have, she's the most innocent girl on the show (her one true love is her explosions).

On the other hand you have a complete waste of space goddess and a masochist.

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>>153608194

5 bucks says best Goddess is just Larping a character called Aqua.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLbbxxdkhr0

>>153636558

Fucking awesome.

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>>153626336
I'm pretty sure that application executed itself though.

>>153639447
Fatal error, indeed.

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>>153639397
>her one true love is her explosions
Her true love is Kazuma

>>153639415
Doubt it considering how quick heaven was to be rid of her. He makes his wish and bam they teleport her with him. No attempt at changing his mind whatsoever.

>>153636558
preordered

>>153608194
Remind me of Asanagi for some reason. Which garbage anime series is that?

>>153638894
I already have a waifu (who may or may not be pure), I'm just of the opinion that she has a fuckable body.

>>153639629
How much glue will you apply?

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>>153639716
Re:zero

>>153639563
>just minmaxes her for explosion magic even more
He has his moments.

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>Kazuma has his scumbag moments but is otherwise a decent enough guy
>Darkess is prett good too, and is just a weird masochist deviant
>Aqua is a self centered goddess, and heaven didn't even try to keep her around when Kazuma choose her, and is mostly at fault for a lot of the shit that happens
>Megumin is an explosion freak who gets shouted at for it, changes the landscape and ecosystems of areas she uses it on, wakes up frogs in winter who should be sleeping and eat people, and bullies a girl who she stole lunch from when she was younger just to survive and now bullies her even though she started the whole rival thing
>Everyone aside from Darkness, and even the other adventurers back off from trying to defend him once they see their ass could get jailed too

Why does everyone give Kazuma such a hard time for being a scumbag again?

>>153639913
But that figure is pre assembled anon what would he need to glue???

>>153640092
We don't. We know we'd do half the same shit if we had the balls or were as fed up with it as him.

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>>153640092
Because he's infamous around town for stealing girls panties and covering them in slime(?)
He's also known as being the leader of the party full of crazy people and that doesn't help his reputation

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when will kazuma punch him in the face?

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>>153608229

Is this the face of someone who thinks this situation is some kind of game?

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>>153640426
In the LN he received a fate worse than death.

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Why does the world apparently hate YunYun? Her past so pathetically sad.

Also where the fuck are Megumin's parents? Are they just dead beat shits?

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>>153640092
>but is otherwise a decent enough guy
t. Kazuma

>>153640853
I mean, if i was being put in trial for "terrorism" even though what i did was to protect a city, and in turn my actions helped in the defeat of an ancient weapon that could trample entire cities until there was nothing left, i'd probably try to act a tad full of myself too once i got some leeway.

>>153640092
I actually kind of admire Kazuma's scumbag moments sometimes.

I think him being an exploitative scumbag with flexible morals is something that's fitting with Megumin's absolute recklessness and disregard for others, and why they kind of fit together.
(also because she named his 'sword' Excalibur)

>>153640807
Her village don't like her because she isn't chuuni enough
And Megumin's parents are poor but care about her even though her mother wanted Kazuma to have a child with Megumin just for the money he had

>>153640983
>Her village don't like her because she isn't chuuni enough

The entire fucking village is Chuuni? Poor YunYun.

>>153640939
Anon just because you'd do it do doesn't make it right. The show isn't about a band of typical heroes, there's a million other shows like that. Let these assholes be assholes.

>>153640939
Man, it's a little like Stalin's Russia; you fought for the motherland and people celebrate you for it but Joseph is a paranoid and deranged asshole so you get locked up somewhere and have all your teeth pulled out (and then replaced with metal prosthetics).

And you're the guy who actually got off easy.

>>153641030
Actually wait, thinking about it now, where are her parents too?

Don't tell me they disowned her because she wasn't Chuuni.

>>153640061
Speaking of
>Aqua is equated with Emilia
>people think Megameme isn't a born loser like Rem

>>153641130
Her father is the leader of the Crimson clan's village.

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>>153641328
They thought Rem and Ram were lesser, because "Twins = 1 horn = weak" or something.

They only stopped because Ram was like broken as fuck in terms of power. Rem is average despite only having 1 horn.

>>153614220
Rakugo S2

>>153641550
I'm talking about the crossover, you ponce, and what I refer to isn't worthless fucking story powerlevels but actual character dynamics.

>>153641594
I didn't see Megumeme being equated with Rem aside from people assuming, Emilia and Aqua do fit since they're both dumb and the "main heroine" or something.

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>>153641640
Neck yourself, trash.

>>153608194
So what happens if you breed with her? Would the offspring be demi-gods?

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>>153641678
I am aware of the crossover you mongol fuck.

I was addressing why Emilia and Aqua do somewhat fit, but Megumin doesn't really fit all that much with Rem.

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>>153641681

The kids would inherit alot of wealth. Word on the street is that her main assets have alot of liquidity!

>>153608194
Why are people calling her stupid? Never watched this anime, but I'm getting curious.

>>153627980
Most likely you'll want to bully her too

>>153641981
She's literally an idiot that only causes problems.

>>153639563
what did she mean by this?????????????????????

>>153642063
It can't be that bad.

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>>153641981
She screws up a lot because she isn't too bright but she can pull off a pyramid scheme

>>153642091
She gets him killed in the last episode again.

>>153642101
That sounds fairly decent. What kind of pyramid scheme? Is she a humble water filter merchant?
>>153642115
>again
?

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>>153641981
Her intelligence is quantifiably below average per the logic of that world
She doesn't think things through and whenever she "resolves" a problem she often creates a new one

She still manages to be best girl though

>>153642190
Mate, go watch it

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>Cockuma

>>153609661
Wet

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>>153642194
>>153642212
Thanks, Anons. Have a spoder.

>>153642217
I like this meme.

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>>153642298
I like this method of payment.

>>153642311
I like you

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>>153642364
I love those little buggers.

>>153642217
>Cockua

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>>153642404
Bless Aqua for her headwear

>>153642217
I finally realized that Megumin named both of his swords.

>>153641981
Her personal stats show she has below average intelligence and bad luck

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>>153642497
The High Priest!
>>153642592
Thanks.

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Where the FUCK is Chris this season?

I need more midriff in my life.

>>153642674
We probably won't see Chris for a while

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NO MORE SPIDERPOSTING

THEY SCARE THE SHIT OUTTA ME

>>153642787
I think these spider pics are cute
But If I saw one of them irl I'd step on it

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>>153642787
>be me
>think this anon is a pussy and that they can't be that bad
>enlarge one
>mfw

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>>153642787
>>153642823
>>153642978

Spooder-chan is cute! CUTE!

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>>153642787

>>153641802
They're both best grills, that's fitting enough. Plus they're the primary attack dogs of their respective shows if you want to be serious.

>>153641412
that's been mentioned already too.

>>153641802
Megameme and Rem are both the proletarian majority's choice for favorite heroine.

>>153643467
Only similarity between them is popularity but Rem is a far better character and not just known for memes

>>153613445
she was looking at me from the other side of the screen

>>153609007
and like the same image 20 times

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Aqua: Armpit goddess

>>153609007
Is it really?

>>153640110
You don't know about nutting on figurines? What are you, new or something?

>>153643881
How can such a moron that's made out of 95% water be so cute??

>>153643994
>You don't know about nutting on figurines?
Anon what is that???

Can you give me some examples I'm really confused.

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>airheads always have blue hair

>>153644102
It's genetic.

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>>153644102
>blue hair means they're made of water

As bad as Aqua is, Darkness is worse.
Darkness has so little personality to speak of that her being a masochist renders her permanently useless as a character. She can never offer any resemblance of change.

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>>153609528
I never lost faith, Holo is the only goddess worthy of my worship.

>>153644252
Darkness was the least funny one for me but her episodes this season were actually hilarious. But if you're watching this to find reasonable, smart, level-headed characters doing understandable things I think it's not the right show.

>>153643994
Do people trow nuts at their figures or what?

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>>153644504
>Newfag detected
This may help.

>>153644504
I like using peanuts on mine.

>>153613233
It would be extremely painful

>>153645613
You are so naive it hurts

>>153645613
thanks, but I still don't get it. what does that white stuff have to do with nuts?

>>153645947
I'm pretty sure you're the naive one

>>153645613
>>153646047
Man calling people newfags is the exact thing a fucking newfag would do.

>>153645613
Wait you cover it in mayo?

>>153646097
You're calling me a newfag? So by your logic you're the newfag

>>153646144
It goes well with the nuts.

>>153646174
who the hell eats nuts with mayo?

>>153646320
That guy apparently.

>>153646320
Oldfags do. Don't you want to fit in anon?

>>153646394
not really, oldfags are weird. my fb friends would probably look down on me if I went down that path.

>>153614313
I'm gonna look at this picture in my folder in a year and have no idea why I once found it so funny. That's a pretty once in a lifetime meme there.

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>Darkness's description of her ideal man

Is she actually that far gone, or would she probably start disliking it if she actually go a taste of anything other than pain? I mean she was pretty goddamn reluctant when Kazuma was being push for her to watch his back, so i assume she's actually not that willing and her delusions are just EXTREME as hell.

>>153646806
She's explained why it's a stupid idea for them to do anything multiple times. She's not that thirsty.

>>153646165
Well by you're logic your the newfag.

>>153646917
Got it. You're the newfag

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>>153608229
>>153608259
Why are vintage memes so good?

>captcha
kek

>>153647033
>those tabs
kek

Tinha que ser BR né, até o horário tá o mesmo

>>153647033
>post-2009
>vintage

>>153647033
You forgot "gay sex WITH hats on"

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>>153647135
>>Origin

>The phrase gained much of its online notoriety as an oddly phrased comment posted on the adult media website Pornhub[7] by user ross53545 sometime in 2009 (shown below, left). Featuring Dutch artist Frans Hals’ 1684 painting of French philosopher and mathematician René Descartes as the avatar (shown below, right), user ross53545 wrote “give her the dick.”

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>>153647145
What about Gob rape with BOOTS on?

Why did deen fuck the animation up so much? It doesn't look goofy, it looks disgusting

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>>153647219

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>>153640110
>implying you wont GLUE your figure

>>153647431
Nice bakuretsu

>>153647033
>vans
>schools
Are you having a party?

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>>153647135
Every fucking time

>>153635641
Wanir's the true merchant though, Kazuma's the good goy selling his patents. Wait, they have patent laws in fantasy Australia?

>>153647033
>text capcha

que?

>>153642674
They already added more Chris than there was supposed to be this season(the DO THE THING KAZUMA part).

>>153647033
>those tabs
I like how you roll anon.

>>153608194
What kind of tramp doesn't wear panties?

>>153648330
slut*
And her name is Aqua.

>>153648330
she's a goddess, she doesn't poop and has no need to reproduce. there's nothing she'd have to hide.

>>153648330
Ask the shitty character designer for the anime.

>>153648472
>shitty

The LN designs are cuter, but more generic and wouldn't work nearly as well for actual comedy. The anime designs are perfect in the sense that you could imagine all the characters puking.

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>>153648330
>tramp

She is an elegant lady, thank you very much.

>>153648785
I kinda want to drain that bottle into her ass.

>I didn't really get the hardening techniques you were going on about

Wait, is this taking a jab at the whole "folded one million times"?

>>153648572
This. Muh source fags need to fuck off.

>>153649152
Yes, they didn't fold steel like that in the west.

>>153649039
>I kinda want to drain that bottle into her ass.
can goddesses die of alcohol poisoning?

>>153649039
As long as you replaced the bottle in her arms with something of a similar size you could pull it off without her waking up.
Just raise that leg, spread her cheeks, and jam it in.

>>153649424
Maybe? She might purify the alcohol quicker than it could poison her. Although I doubt it as she can get drunk through usual means.
>>153649509
With a little butter it would slip right in too.

>>153609436
>>153609888
Seriously, guys!
What is Aqua's face trying to convey in this scene? Does this scene happens in the LN? What's she thinking?

>>153649698
>What's she thinking?
Aqua does not have enough brainpower for that.

>>153649698
In the LN he runs out of the bathroom naked from the start and Aqua says something about having too much confidence. No smug or anything.

>>153649955
>Aqua didn't get embarrassed

She must have lied when she said she didn't see Kazuma's fapping sessions in the stable.