Konosuba

Kuzuma

>>153570236
Hai Hai Kazuma desu

KAZUMA-SAMA

>>153570236
Please stop bullying Aqua, she is a good girl

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It's only been two days Aqua fuck off

>>153570403
she dindu nuffin!

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>>153570236
>>153570236
PeeeeeRuuuuuuuuSooooooooooooooNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAqua.

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>damegamiposting

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>>153570236
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajsNJtnUb7c

>>153570236
So we can assume she likes them big right?

>>153570236
New chapter leak:
> The demon king stood before us.
> There was no way I would allow this monster to get away!
> Our two respective groups faced each other in an intense silence.
> "Prepare to be defeated, demon king! By my Holy Name and the strength of my people,"
> "I'll send you back."
> "I will not let you wait what?"
> "This relic here. It restores people to their rightful place. I'll give it to you, and you return to heaven."
> "Your vile temptations can't WelpThisIsItIHadALotOfFunKazumaBye!"
> And thus I whisked away back to heaven. Thank you for the Kono Subarashii Sekai ni Shukufuku wo!
> ~~~~~The End~~~~~

Are there other good isekai anime?
And I know about anime about Toyota sperging out over elf princess, but I'm looking for something with less drama.

>>153571259

Even worse than the *teleports behind you* Chunchunmaru pasta

>>153570273
>Kuzuma
>Kizuma
>Kisama

have a (Kisama)

>>153571477
Thank you, thank you. I do try.

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KAZUMA REEEEEE

I want to tongue Aqua's pristine anus.

chunchunmaru

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What about a pink Aqua?

>>153572258
Heresy

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post best girl

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>>153572258
Water is not pink

>>153572323
It's not blue either

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>>153572314
"OK"

>>153571477
>implying the Chunchunmaru pasta was bad

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>>153571226
Only the cocks of literal gods can impress her.

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>>153572354
Ummm

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>>153572354

>>153572727
> Implying my pasta is even finished
T. Aruefan

>>153572354
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Color_of_water

>>153572354
Hahaha what a stupid post.

This is why talking with non-Axis heathen is a pain.

>>153571259
> That little bitch! She ran away, just like that?
> This was real bad. With Aqua gone the tables were against us for sure! We needed an escape, fast.
> "Megumin!"
> "Right! Explo~~AAH!"
> "OSMOSE"
> Damn it! A low level magic siphoning spell was all it took to shut Megumin down.
> Darkness stepped in.
> "Don't worry Kazuma! These fiends will know the wrath of my sword soon enough."
> The demon king and his retinue just stood there. They clearly knew that Darkness was harmless if you didn't attack her.
> The demon king smiled.
> "They'll make fine pets."
> He turned to me.
> "As for YOU, troublesome adventurer..."
> " DEAT- "

>>153570236
Her horrid screeching is starting to turn me on.

>>153573174

> The afterlife.
> A revolving door system for cursed heroes like me.
> The Demon King's death curse inflicted its victim with an incredible pain until they gave up and died.
> I wasn't going to stick around for that. As soon as Aqua left we were doomed anyway.
> Normally Eris would be here to greet me, but her throne was empty.
> Looking around I heard a distant commotion.
> Heaven isn't usually this noisy.
> With no one to chaperone me I headed towards the source of the racket.
> "No! I'm not going! I returned to heaven, so my work there is done!"
> Aqua was gripping onto her throne. Several angels were struggling to pull her off.
> " Aah! You can't make me go! I won't go!"
> Nearby, Eris pleaded for Aqua to return.
> "Senpai please! You said you'd help me with the demon king!"
> "He's dead! The world is saved and I've returned victorious! Now leave me alone and-- Hey! Kazuma! What are you doing here?"
> Ugh. This bitch.

>>153573259
> "What do you mean 'what am i doing here'??? You ran off at the demon king's first temptation and left us to die, remember?"
> "Don't be silly! You could take him! I had faith in you! Let go!"
> "Like hell I could! He took me down with his firs-- uhh --crazy overpowered ultimate attack!"
> "That's not my fault! You should have levelled up more. We all tried to tell you~ah!"
> One of the smaller angels grabbed something she shouldn't have and got a swift kick in the face.
> "Anyway help me out here, will ya?"
> "Like hell I'm going to help you! Stupid traitor goddess!"
> "Come on! I'll give you whatever you desire! immortality, money, sluts, godhood, just naaaame itttt"
> "Aren't you supposed to be a Goddess? What are you doing trying to tempt me in Heaven, of all places?"
> "Look! I'm going to give you the Sacred Sword of Aqua! So just take it and beat these guys up, will ya?"
> For a moment time seemed to stand still.
> I was bathed in a light so bright I had to close my eyes.
> When I opened them again, I held a sword in my hands.
> Not just a sword. The Sword. I couldn't explain how I knew it. This was The Blade that had known many names and seen many places. It was even in my world, for a time. Could it have been---?
> Everyone in the room stood still as if in awe.
> Taking this sacred relic, I walked over to the twisted mess of divinity.
> I raised up My Sword.
> And clubbed Aqua across her thick empty noggin.

Okay I'm bored now.

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>>153570658

>>153570236
I want to rape that goddess until she cries

>>153573253
Just like a plan.),

Post Aqua smile

>>153573253
It was like that for me since the beginning. In any case, Amamiya Sora is doing a great job.

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care for a drink, anon?

>>153573586
Only if it's your breast milk

>>153573453
why stop when she cries?

>>153572840
that's the atmosphere's reflection!

>>153573586
I'd drink a lot of things if they came from Aqua, just saying.

>>153570236
>hfw I stick it in her pooper

>>153571987
thats an overwhelmin amount of emotions

>>153573586
How can Aqua even drink alcohol if any liquid gets purified to water in her body?

>>153573288
nigga, did you come up with that shit, or part of the LN or something?

Aquas smugness irritates me

>>153574038
Even semen?

>>153572806
but greek gods have tiny cocks other than one of them (the hunter one if i remember right)

>>153573724
Color is a light reflection.

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>>153574038
She can tone down her divinity filter when she wants.
She walks around hugging Wiz an entire hot summerday because Wiz is dead and cold, and Aqua finds her coolness pleasant. She then specifically says that she has adjusted her holy aura to not hurt Wiz, so she can come and stay in her room for the summer.

https://d29yz6f144inkz.cloudfront.net/c/e/b/7/ceb73c9c7ee0d58d8d4c9bea4e6a8b0020d0ba83/video/mp4_hq.mp4

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>>153573516

Cute, Aqua is not for bully

>>153574169

Oh come on. Such a low quality fanfic even a blind retard could tell.

>>153572323

It is when you mix a little bit of blood and semen in it.

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Selling one (1) Damegami.
Useful for water treatment and party tricks.

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>>153574618
ME ME ME

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>>153574498
Plz no bully! I enjoy the fanfic so much I have to write shitty fanfanfics to hurt you guys

>>153574683
Have any money? Not selling to poor people.

Post Aqua's armpits.

>>153574498
i aint blind but cripple yo! so it doesnt count you faggot!

does aqua poop

>toilet goddess

Aqua's intelligence might be a little below average, yeah, but that's a GODDESS' intelligence. She's easily smarter than just about anyone else there.

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>>153575056

>Vanir wasn't voiced by Kobayashi Yuusuke
Missed opportunity.

>>153574777
She pees pure springwater. So I suppose she poops something like icecubes or mineral rocks.

Maybe she poops filter paper?

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>>153574721
Fuck off you shit-tier stalker girl.

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How the fuck did Aqua survive being trampled by a bunch of lizards?
>Darkness survived because she's a TANK (was also likely healed by Aqua)
>Megumin didn't get trampled (likely the most fragile member)
>Aqua took it directly
>Kazuma died by falling out of a tree awkwardly (likely the 2nd most fragile member)

Is Aqua a TANK?

>>153575373
She has maxed stats from level 1 for being a Goddess. All she gets at level up are skill points.

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Great thread, anon.

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>>153570236
4 seconds of this anime makes me want to try to watch it again... I'll do it for her

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6O2WSXez80o

but why is the dialogue and humor so forced and shitty?

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>>153575373
Aqua has godlike stats in everything but luck and intelligence
She's also used to physical abuse

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>>153575373
Her stats are all maxed out. She's the strongest member in the party, she just doesn't know how to apply those strengths.
Though at one point she non-chalantly challenges Kazuma to a fight, saying that if she buffs herself up, she'll crush him without contest. Which worries him a bit.

>>153575398
She doesn't have max stats. Her stats are just
>pit low luck
>low intelligence
>above average everything else

Basically the opposite of Kazuma.

>>153575496
>She doesn't have max stats.
Wrong.
>“How ignorant, Kazuma. Who do you think I am? Things like stats have already reached the maximum from the very start. My skill points were bountiful at the beginning, enough to learn all the banquet party tricks and all the skills of an arch priest. Comparing me to a normal adventurer you can find anywhere is a big mistake.”
>--This meant that no matter how much this girl leveled, her intelligence would not increase.

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>>153575606

>>153575461
More than likely, she'll screw up somewhere in the contest.

>>153575709
Indeed - I knew where it was in the LN, didn't feel like hunting down a screenshot from the show. Either way, poor Kazuma is fucked as far as ever trying to get the Dummygami to become smarter.

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>>153575606
>>153575606
I'm reading book 1 chapter 1 from some fanfiction and I'm seeing...

>As I received my card with my name and the job ‘adventurer’ written on it with a heavy heart…

>“Eh? Huh~! What is with these numbers? Besides the lower than average intelligence, and luck which is pit bottom, the rest of your stats drastically exceeds the average! Especially your magic, it is abnormally high, who in the world are you…?”

>The counter lady screamed after looking at the card Aqua touched.

>The place was in an uproar.

Exceed the average is not MAXIMUM.

>>153575709
Unless this was retconned...

>>153575753
Well, they end up changing it to not being a fight but a contest in something, because Kazuma was genuinely afraid he would lose to her.
She does make a valid point that the tricks he used to fluster and beat darkness would have no effect on her, and that she has but skillpoints into reflect magic to counter his ropetricks.

>>153575808
LN 2, I literally quoted you the part from it.

>>153575808
What about a few chapters later when Kazuma learns you can level your mainstats through exp, and then wants Aqua to raise her int, only to realize she's stat capped

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>>153575867
>Kazuma will eventually catch up to Aqua

>>153575941
>Implying Kuzuma will ever have the drive to power level that much

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>Aqua is 'useless' retard that called all the lizards over to the group.
>Darkness is useless letting her fetishes put the group in danger
>Megumin only knows one spell. Gave your cool sword you just had made a shitty name without your knowing behind your back.

If I was Kazuma I'd disband the group and recruit Wiz, YunYun and Chris/Eris.

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>>153575993
>YunYun
Fuck off YunYun, we know it's you.

>>153576009
At least Yun Yun is much prettier.

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>>153575993
Wonder what friendless titbeast is behind this post

Remember, Aqua-sama is for breeding!

>>153570236
Does anyone actually find the female characters bearable?
My autism can't handle how they're complete shit at either magic cause she wastes it on parlor tricks, Chun girl is absolutely useless apart from blowing her load once a day and even then she's useless anywhere that isn't in the open and Darkness can't hit for shit and keeps getting sidetracked by lewdity.
Chun is best character though just cause she looks cute.
People who unironically like Aqua have brain problems.

Bakuretsu bakuretsu la la la~

EXPLOSION!

Naisu bakuretsu.

KO
NO
SU
BA

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>>153576219
>People who unironically like Aqua have brain problems.
How do you even like Konosuba while disliking Aqua?

>>153576434
I absolutely love Konosuba, it's fucking hilarious, the suffering is my favorite part.

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>>153576219
>cause she wastes it on parlor tricks
>be actual water goddess
>every drop of water you produce is holy and filled with healing properties as well as harm undead properties
>learn party tricks
>become a massive sprinkler of AoE heals and AoE undead killing, with cantrip casting mechanics

Besides, there are several instances where her party tricks are used to stabilize situations.

>>153576484
>stabilize situations.
That's another part of Konosuba that I love, it's like rolling a dice for a check, except it's only Nat 20's or 1's.

>>153576484
>BELOW AVERAGE
Ain't nothing wrong with dating a bimbo, kid.

>>153574618
Is she potty trained?

>>153571987
Is deen trying to emulate or make fun of TRIGGER?

>>153576484
In the LN she has more than one trick. Not only that, but if I recall correctly she doesn't really like repeating tricks too often, making her anime version especially odd (because they didn't want to animate more than one). I doubt all of her tricks are water based.

>>153576611
Oh yeah, she's got a bunch. At one point she wants to pull a rookie killer out of a hat.
She's also an insanely competent artist in nearly every art, but Im not sure that is due to her tricks, or just something she's inheirantly good at.

>>153576611
Aqua's random party ILLUSIONS don't get embellished upon. It's only explained that she becomes absurdly good at it, as only a Goddess can do.

>trick
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1WSH0VzoaM

>Aqua is quickly becoming my favorite character

I've even read all the LN what's going on.

>>153576219
I want to rape Aqua untill she enjoys it. Does that count?

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>>153576611
When Mitsurugi meets Aqua and Kazuma in town and has tea with them;
>"Aqua sama, I... I got you a present. It's not much I know, but.. Here"
>I could tell the ring had cost a small fortune
>Aqua took the shiny ring out if it's box, and placed it in the palm of her hand
>"Look!" she said
>!!!!!
>The ring had vanished into thin air
>"Eh. Uhh, Aqua sama.. Where did the ring I gave you go?"
>"Don't know. Never know" She said and started to fold a napkin
Vanishing Chad's expensive presents for her is also a useful application for a party trick.

>>153576434
>atleasttheunicornpaidwell.gif

>>153576484
The part where she went around giving water to people during the cabbage harvest (I think) was actually pretty fitting for a water goddess. You know, providing relief and all that.

>>153576726
God no, I mean go ahead but that squealing and hollering, not even the good kind.

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>>153576611
>Great liars are also great magicians.
WHAT DID SHE MEAN BY THIS?

>>153576758
My headcanon says that when Aqua POOFS something it turns into dungeon loot somewhere.

>>153576817
She'll be useful up until they all start drinking something else because water sucks, Gatorade is better.

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>>153576952
HIGH QUALITY H2O!

>>153576833
Not to mention she will probably water herself.

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>>153575993
I'd at least keep Megumin, because unlike Dustiness and Aqua, she actually tries to help, and can actually produce results, unlike Lalatina (who tries but ultimately fails) and Aqua (who doesn't try/is retarded but could do shit if she really wanted to.) I'd just force her to get more mana or whatever so she wouldn't run out of juice after one attack. She'd make a great glass cannon.

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>Aqua is canonically the strongest person on earth
>Best in everything except luck and intelligence

>>153577028
I would try to persuade her to take a max MP increase skill, if one exists. After all, two good explosions per day is way better than one excellent one.

>>153577122
I'd think enough to be able to run away after using explosion so she wouldn't be a sitting duck would be a good start.

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So, what kind of party trick is this?

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>>153577122
> Two mediocre explosions

>>153576073
>14-15
>huge tits

Yun Yun a best.

>>153577180
1 x 100% or 2 x 75%. The latter Megumin has a 150% potential in Explosions per day!

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>>153575431
>Double right click -> Loop
Revelation

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>>153577196
> 1x100%
> 2x75%
> Axisbrain in charge of math

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>>153577196
>implying it works like that
Explosion uses mana which is a limited resource, its a fuel of weird sort. It cant break laws of physics after all, it just transfers energy to different forms

We know Megumins mana storage hasnt increased due to spending all of the points on cast speed and explosion, this means that explosion skill increases the efficiency of which mana is used.

If Megumin uses mana at 50% efficiency and pushing up the level to X makes it lets say 65%. Mana storage on otherhand makes makes mana go from base 100 to 115

Damage from Explosion with mana increase would be 57.7 while with explosion increase its 65

Ergo explosion is the better skill tree of the two

>>153577321
>Axisbrain in charge of math
Explain. Axis are good and smart people?

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>>153577391
I wonder if there's a certain dopey eyed chuuni behind this post

>>153577391
The idea behind the post was in the event a skill existed which would increase maximum MP. If said skill existed it would likely increase efficiency more than the effect increase from raising the level of Explosion. If we're going by traditional MMO standards it would likely be far more efficient too, as skills tend to level more slowly the more points you dump into them, with the earlier levels being the best value per point.

Said skill hasn't been shown to exist in Konosuba though, so it's all hypothetical anyways.

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i nearly had a fit when i saw this scene. but damn the pay off was fucking hilarious!!

>>153575867
>>153575929
It really depends on whether Konosuba has a global max stat or if it differs from person to person or class.

I'm more inclined to believe it's the latter because if it was a global max then Aqua would be strongest person on the planet and would have been able to solo pretty much every enemy so far by herself.

Aqua started with all her stats maxed but that also means she's doomed to just being "above average"

>>153577661
Actually I didn't even have to bother thinking about this, it's pretty much outright stated that stat caps are unique person to person.

iirc Kazuma notes that since her stats are maxed she can't even raise her intelligence so she's stuck being dumb.

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>>153577661
>if it was a global max then Aqua would be strongest person on the planet and would have been able to solo pretty much every enemy so far by herself.
Uh. She kind of does.

>>153577661
Hm, I see your point. It's a bit hard to know for sure since it's never actually stated.
That being said, Aqua really is one of the by far strongest beings in Australia.

Is Explosion Magic a class of magic that has different spells relating to explosions or is it just the name for the one spell that Megumin keeps using?

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>>153577747
>MAXED
>STATS

>>153577803
I believe it's mentioned in the spinoff that its a class of magic. The 2 others being demolition, which is used generally for construction, and lightning(?). Can't really remember.

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What would you do with a limp memegirl?

>>153577899
Bring her back to town, and tell her to eat all the eggs.

>>153577899
Oh. Ah. Uh...
As a sacred goddess Aqua can only injure creatures based on their level of sin. Toads are innocent dindus so she can't hurt them.

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>>153578004
you MISSED

>>153577899
Steal and wear her ____hat.

>>153577899
Cuddle.
>>153578066
Sorry anon, TF2 jokes are boring now.

>>153578100
>jokes
What makes you think his post was a joke? You're saying you wouldn't want to wear it?

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>>153576484
aqua is best goddess

>>153578100
But stealing her hat would be fun. She'd get really upset and you could ransom it back to her in exchange for favors or something.

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>>153578200
How is she meant to get the shekel?

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>>153578200
>All of those artifacts
Where the hell did you save that from? Actually, I'm not sure I even want to know.

>>153576604
Both

>>153578318
>Hold my beer

>>153576758
>Don't know. Never know.
Only the baka goddess could do it then

Post running guild girl webm in exchange for (you)s.

>>153576758
Kazuma didnt have the heart to tell her it costed a fortune.

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>>153570236
Nope.

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>>153578530
Why would he? They both hate Chad, and he's infinitely more wealthy than him anyway.

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>>153578279
She isn't.
>>153578257
F-F-F-F-FAVOURS?

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>>153578533
p-please delet

>>153578533
I don't like her much either but jesus christ

>>153578606
I want to neglect Darkness.

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>>153572258
>Pinkua

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>>153575941

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>>153578533

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>>153578533
wow

>>153575373
self healing

>>153571987
>how to mindbreak yourself before the rape even starts

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This is your alt-account's raiding party.

>>153579011
>Useless
>Useless
>Useless
>Stalker
I'm unsubscribing from this MMO.

>>153579011
I want to lewd the thief.

>>153579011
except i'd drop tits mcnofriends for guildbro or darkness

checkmate

>>153579063
#3 is actually overpowered, to Mary Sue levels.

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>>153579112

>>153579011
1 and 3
Who

>>153579011
Iris > Chris/Eris > Yunyun > Cecily

>>153579011
Cecily deserved a volume more than Iris

>>153579149
Hurts to be a fucking animeonly faggot, doesn't it?

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>>153579204

>>153579125
But she's not overpowered to my dick, therefore she's completely useless.

>>153579149
Axis priestess, think a blonde human Aqua.

A royal princess, becomes Kuzuma's honorary "imouto" later.

>>153574234
No?

>>153579011
Iris is a miracle of the universe. She got Kazuma to go lolicon when Megumin couldn't.

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>>153579326

>>153579088
>guildbro or darkness
You're better off with a damage mage even if you don't like her.

>>153579366
>>153579326
>generic moeblob garbage

Stop ruining Konosuba

>>153578577
Aqua is a greedy cunt, if she had known she could have sold for a fortune i doupt shed have made it dissapear. Also Aqua doesent really hate chad, she just doesent care about him because hes not intresting to her. Chads technically everything Aqua wants too, some guy who will kill the demon king, he will treat her like a princess and so on. Problem is that Aqua finds him creepy even at the best of times.

>>153579439
Could part of the reason Aqua sticks around Kazuma be because of some conditioning that was programmed into her when she was sent to the world? Something the gods inflicted her with to make her feel compelled to end up sticking with Kazuma.

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What's Aqua thinking about?

>>153579501
Stupid things

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>>153579439
She finds him pushing and annoying, and even straight up distrustful.
Besides, she has this incredibly strange artistic pride. As greedy as she is, she straight up refuses to charge anything at all for her tricks, or to do them on demand.
Kazuma notices that she's so talentned that she could easily become very wealthy if she toured Australia and charged for her shows, but she is genuinely insulted when it's suggested.

>>153579520
Me.

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>>153579501

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>>153579501
thermal engineering equations

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>>153579501

>>153579579
Meant for
>>153579501

>>153579630
No, no, you got it right.

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pls no bully

>>153579189
Her character overlaps with Aqua.

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>>153579579
>>153579630
Good job Aqua

>>153579501
Nothing.

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>>153579655
N-no bully...

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How hard?

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>>153579501

i would fucking hug aqua, perfect dumb useless piece of love waifu

>>153579769
not very difficult at all actually

i'd even say easy

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Boy, I'm glad that DEEN figured out what makes Konosuba tick is funny faces and character degradation and focused on that this season. Good shit.

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>>153578533
That's not how it happens.

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After seeing Aqua, I finally understand what someone means when they say that they want to hatefuck someone.

>>153570236
Does Aqua hold the record for most episodes in a row of crying like a little bitch?

She does this every damn day

>>153576666
She is a goddess of water and the arts.

>>153579910
i want her to get fat and have diabeedus, then get her fingers and toes amputated

then have her die in her mid thirties

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Never have I wanted the first girl to actually lose.

Like, never. Been watchin' anime since DBZ and the heyday of Pokemon. But I have never. Once. Wanted the main girl. To lose.

She is so fucking annoying and dumb holy shit.

>>153579967
I just want to tie her down and fuck her until I pass out from exhaustion.

>>153579962
Is that said at any time? It's been a while since Ive read the novels.

>>153579695
That's still preferable over whatever the fuck Iris is supposed to be
She has no character flaws and exists solely for Kazuma to dote on

>>153579669
I'm gonna bully the fuck out of this dumb goddess

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>>153579934
In absolute terms, maybe. Relatively speaking, definitely not.

>>153579737
Do you think she has a gag reflex? How long do you think you could jam your cock in her throat? If she was asleep, would she even wake up because of deepthroating?

Asking for a friend

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>>153579617
>water == cold
>fire == hot
>Aqua+Megumin = steamy

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>>153579998
It's pretty unfair. How is Aqua even supposed to compete with a miracle like Megumin?

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>>153580122
oh dear

>>153579998
Im not even sure who youre talking about since Aqua isnt even competing for Kazuma bowl.

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I want to protect Aqua from /a/s relentless bullying!

>>153580193

When it comes to shows like these, if there is no other MC, and a female character has no explicit or implied interest in a non-MC character, it's safe to say she's a love interest.

At least, that's the trope I've almost always seen come true in anime.

>>153571452
Garzey's Wing if you're looking for a comedy.

>>153570236
Kazuma dess

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>>153580313
/a/'s just sputtering right now after seeing Aqua destroy them all with just a smirk while lying on a sofa.

>>153579910
I would keep going until she started screaming, and then go harder. Once she starts having a childish tantrum, I go even harder. Once she starts crying, I plow her full force. I keep this up until she passes out from exhaustion. Then I draw slut marks on her thighs in permanent marker, for all the world to see.

>>153580035
Aqua said it herself after kasuma asked about it. I forget when though. I think it was right after he witnessed her doing something artistic.

>>153576952
Enjoy your cancer, fatfuck.

Go and ask the doctor for a health check seriously and start drinking more water.

Christ as much as i like Konosuba do we really need 4+ fucking threads right now?

>>153580418
Ah you you're probably right. Also explains why she's so uncharacteristically proud and protective of her artworks.
I liked when she made Chad a moving folded napkin animal, and Kazuma was so mindblown he kept begging her to make him one as well.

>>153577090
kek @ ur pic, where did you get it? Can I save it?

>>153580507
I hope that they put more scenes of Aqua's artistic skill in the anime, it really annoyed me that they had left it out before.

Look, intelligence is overrated when your other stats are already maxed.

Heck you INT being a dump stat is pretty much okay, if you maxed in other area. What, you never play an RPG? Aqua-sama is a great metagammer.

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>>153580773
Seems like the anime is content to just keep her in damegami role and just have her screech constantly.
Hopethey capture the Hans kill right where,
everyone including Wiz were terrified and fled, except for Aqua, who stayed purifying the lake in agonizing pain, crying and scared, but refused to let the poison reach the city, even with Hans closing in on her

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>>153580313

I want Aqua to sit on my face and never stand up again.

Aqua-sama is the goddess of water, purity, the arts and fat asses. How can the goddesses of bra padding even compete?

>>153581047
By being a decent person.

I want to cum on Chris' tummy!

>>153580507
>>153580418
Which chapter is that? Or is this in the short stories?

>>153579910
>you will never make snide remarks about each other's sexual abilities while fucking llike rabbits
>you will never interrupt one of her snide remarks by hitting a good spot and making her yelp

why even live

Oh, right, to praise Her name, obviously. Hail Aqua.

>>153581195
Well, you can see we don't remember.
But the napkin thing was during the festival she held for herself, I believe.

>>153579439
>Aqua is pissed at a white knighitting faggot that act like she's a things to be "saved" without considering her opinion first.

Trying to tell us something author?

>>153577899
sauce

>>153581301
If you see a woman in a cage don't bother saving her, she deserves it.

just saw the last aired episode, where should i start with the LN?

>>153570403
Dumb as fuck though. BIggest weakness of the series is the characters are too dumb.

>>153581301
That Aqua's the best, yes? That much is quite obvious.

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>>153580459
Nigger have you seriously not watched the greatest love story of all time?

>>153581887
LN 4. 4 and 5 are exceellent

does kazuma have a little pennis

>>153582008
>weakness
>too dumb
because watching another isekei where everything is solved in the most boring way possible is good entertainment

their idiocy is the best part and what makes the show what it is

>>153582083
no, he has a big one. why do you think aqua smirked?

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Which Konosuba makes the best noises?

>Aqua's childish screeching
>Megumin's orgasmic sighs
>Kazuma's frustrated screaming

My favorite noises so far is a tie between Kazuma crying after being gifted 40 million Eris, and the squealing noise Megumin made when she got touched on her neck.

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>>153582008

>I only watch smart anime for smart viewers such as myself

>>153577661
Aqua basically solos an entire dungeon by herself and manages to survive hundreds of monsters.
She also takes out a demon king general and could probably have killed Wiz and Vanir under normal circumstances.

>>153582365
Lalatina's slut moans

>>153579063
#1 is also a stalker

>>153582365

>and the squealing noise Megumin made when she got touched on her neck

I'm gonna need a webm or something of this, I don't remember it at all.

>>153582365
YunYun's gasp of betrayal in the OVA

>>153577177
I fapped to those images, but she is so out of character in them.

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>>153582809
Last episode when Kazuma made her explode a 2nd time

YunYun>Megumeme

>better spells
>better tits
>better personality

there is no excuse flatniggers

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>>153571987
that screeching gets me rock hard everytime

>>153583041
How many demon king generals has Yunyun defeated? Even Megumin's little sister is better than Yunyun.

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>>153583041
>better personality

>pathetic clingy loser who has to live vicariously through Megumin
>Crimson Demon that can't even chuuni correctly

Much like Darkness, she is just boobs. Booooobs.

>>153576570
that part where he kills the lizard queen but dies anyways looks like the gm was troling a player who rolled a 20 and got all puffy about it.

how do you recognise Aqua's posts

>>153579501
>thinking

>>153581047
I'm waiting for some zealot of Aqua to appear and try to destroy her for making a mockery of his goddess. Aqua is not pure at all.

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>>153583503

>>153582365
Aquas smug laugh kills me each time.

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>>153583659

>>153577899
There are a couple of doujins that explain exactly what I would do. I would make sure to include the mating press though.

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>>153583701

>>153579870
That's after she found him again.

>>153580044
The author self insets as all of the girls. She just wants to be a perfect princess and have an onii-chan to go on adventures with.

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>>153583900

>>153583391
>>153583429
>>153583463
>>153583503
>>153583544
>>153583584
>>153583618
>>153583659
>>153583701
>>153583734
>>153583781
>>153583827
>>153583851
>>153583900
Amazing

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>>153583933

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>>153583970

Literally Kinosuba

needs more eris

>>153583997
>>153583970
>>153583933
>>153583900
>>153583851
>>153583827
>>153583781
>>153583734
>>153583701
>>153583659
>>153583618
>>153583584
KyoAni BTFO
Trigger BTFO

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>>153583997

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>>153584028

>>153579998
reddit leave

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>>153584137

>>153584172
Perfect.

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>>153584172

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How has no one posted the best Aqua image of this episode yet?

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>>153584216

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>>153575431
japanese taste bruh~~

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>>153584250

>>153583970
XD

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>>153584369
My favorite

>>153582998
Yeah, that's true.

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>>153584398

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>>153584441

>>153579769
Flat as a board, extremely hard against your back.