What was there end game?

she's a big girl

>>153516820
>there
I will strangle you with my cock.

>>153516820
Protect there smiles.

To make a big profit

>>153516922
>>153516922
>>153516922
>>153516922

>>153518061
For you.

>>153516820
They're*

>>153518011
Do they actually get payed? I though they only took some life force when there sleeping.

>>153518120
they eat that, is a pay good enough

>>153516820
What happens when a succubutt is married? Does she still work?

>>153518186
If a succubus has a husband they wouldn't need to work when they could just suck the semen out of there mate.

>>153518120
They do charge, but a bare minimum to get by as random townspeople. Their real pay is the "life essence"

It's a beautiful symbiotic relationship between male adventurer and demon of lust.

Can succubi contract and spread STDs?

>>153518112
>What was they are end game?

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>>153518151
If the man is virile enough.

>>153516820
>>153518112
are muricans really this illiterate or is it just a meme at this point? i can never tell

Complete
Global
Masturbation

>>153518353
I wonder if any of the succubi actually fall in love with anyone. Would they be able to suppress there demonic nature enough to live a normal life?

>>153518378
See >>153516820

>>153518474
They all love Vanir

>>153518519
Delete this.

>>153518519
t. Vanir

>>153518456
Good bait.

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>>153518790
But what if he's a grower?

>>153518790
As expected of Japs.

>>153518790
Rip Kazuma

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>>153518790

can the succubi have real sex instead of dreamsex?

>>153522222

I'm pretty sure that's what was actually happening since a girl to Kazuma's tastes was on her way to visit him. They just said it was a 'dream' to give themselves plausible deniability.

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Deadline is whenever the last episode airs

>>153522288
But Kazuma specifically said "Older" beauty type. the succubi who came to him was clearly on the younger side

>>153522669
Create illusion of whatever fantasy they want while draining them of semen the old fashioned way in the real world.

>>153516820
All of the semen? That seems about right.

>>153516820
To make konosuba watchable for the first time

>>153525645

Vats of semen.

>>153523426
Why couldn't I just spend the night brutally sinking my massive uncut cock into the warm tight snatch of an overly enthusiastic succubus and drain my balls in them the old fashioned way?

They take a small bit of semen from a wett dream?
The fuck?
Shit I'll give them a massive ball full right into their wombs.

>>153525765
You just don't get it.

>>153525765
While you dream about fucking literally anyone, in any way you want, the succuslut is fucking/sucking you IRL.

>>153526320

But what if all you want is the succubus?

Why don't they just run a whore house and get the semen in person?

>>153516820
Bring happiness in men's lives.

>>153526360
It might be related to the quality of the semen probably.

Maybe the semen you produce while realizing your dream is of a higher quality than the one you produce during normal sex.

Why does kazuma always have coupons to the succubus to hand out to other adventurers? Isn't he poor?

>>153526457
He saved one of them remember?
In return he got a bunch of those coupons.

>>153526360
For convenience dude. It's not an in-world reason, it's a meta reason so that the author doesn't literally write about an actual whorehouse. "It's all in dreams don't worry"
Editors are fickle creatures.

>>153516820
haha succ hehe

>>153526568
>Editors are fickle creatures.
they're beholden to publishers

of course they are

>>153526360
maybe because dreams work much better. you can alter yourself and any female to whatever taste you want. I remember reading once that most succubus lovers died because they insisted on living in the worlds created by their succubus lovers

>>153518977
Then he'd be a big guy.....for you.

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>succubus

Not even once

>>153527083

Sounds like we need /x/ to consult on this. Lots of self-proclaimed experts there.

>>153527222
proclaimed succubus e/x/pert here
what do you want to know?

>>153527181
Why not?

>>153527667
They are evil

>>153527605

Do they want semen or sexual energy?

>>153528006
sexual energy, they're by no account material beings in the first place what would they do with sperm

though sperm generally is closely tied with sexual energy so an ejaculation is still in order for you transmit the energy so it's still going to be produced

>>153528064
What's the difference between that and normal energy?

>>153528064
to elaborate if you think about it the sperm cells when they are released during the orgasm are active and full of energy but eventually that energy fades and the cells die if that helps understand why succubi would be more interested in the process of producing sperm than the sperm itself

>>153527885
They're evil? See that's where you're wrong. Evil is always the loser. It's the victor who has justice. The victor being the last man standing. And how you win in battle is irrelevant.

>>153528122
sexual energy in many cultures the same as creative energy and is thus used to create life, I guess a better question answer would be how is sexual energy from the other forms of energy and why can't succubi use those other forms

in my opinion the only difference between energy is the intention and intent to reproduce and have sex is the easiest to take advantage of/retrieve

succubi can't reproduce without sexual energy nor can they just make their own (it's a common theme that spirits and higher beings can manipulate energy better but not actually produce it), so they need to gather it from humans

if you read some of the myths and stories that go around especially on /x/ then the usual story goes that after a male has given enough energy to the succubi she produces a daughter (that you then get to initiate to being a succubi and fugg)

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>>153517128
do it fag

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>>153528248
>last man standing
I see what you did there

>>153528248
Shut the fuck up Kakyoin.

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>>153527181

>>153528258
>the usual story goes that after a male has given enough energy to the succubi she produces a daughter (that you then get to initiate to being a succubi and fugg)
...

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>>153516820
Having humans work part time.
>You want this.

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>>153527181
>Western Suc Bus


No.

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>>153529617
wouldn't you want to fugg your succubi daughteru in a mother daughter threesome?

>>153530451
(There should be a tag for creating new succubi.)
Could also leave her unknowing and raise her as a human.
Her wedding night would be a fun occasion.

>>153528823
From what that from ?

>>153530270

Source...? Image search is as worthless as ever.

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>>153532020
Is it really?

>>153532020
>literally the 1st result on Yandex
Fucking retard.

>>153532020
You're probably the kind of guy that image searches the thumbnail instead of the actual image