How do you emulate your waifu's smell?

It's impossible to replicate Rin's putrid scent

>>153512834
I'm not a pervet who gets off on smelling my waifu, anon.

>>153512834
I masturbate multiple times a day, every day, without showering for weeks, and let leftover precum and semen just sit under my foreskin and fester. Once things are properly ripe, I slip my finger in and let it soak for a bit, then take a nice big whiff.

>>153512834
jesus christ why is she so dominating
i want her to be my mommy

>>153515918
You'd think that would be disgusting but it actually smells really good, I do it all the time

>>153519491
everyone likes their own brand

I know a very good chemist.

>>153519736
This. The only disgusting bad smell is this world is the one others produce, your own bad smells are, I won't say good, but you won't dislike them because they are yours.

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I let cobwebs collect in the corners around my house and let spiders live there in peace.

>>153512834
sometimes when i try to fap i start farting uncontrollably and lose erection

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Order a pizza

>>153512834
>girly shampoo/conditioner
>soap
>women's deodorant
>fabric softener

>>153512834
watch anime in 4D

>>153512834
Go to a garbage dump.

>>153512834
honey and blueberries

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>>153512834
I just head out to the garage.

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By splashing yogurt on my face.

>>153513329
>not sniffing your waifu's neck
What a faggot.

>>153522354
This.
And then some leftover fish

I sniff my cat.

Every waifu smells bad, so when I fart I imagine my waifu to be near.

>>153515811
LUKA IS NOT FOR SEXUAL

I spray perfume on my daki every so often and clean her regularly.

>>153527207
Nothing is ever as good as the very first time you use a new daki. That new daki smell and softness.

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Do otakus REALLY buy this??

>>153512834
Strawberries

Probably oil grease after a hard day's work.

Probably strawberry shampoo after she's clean.

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>>153530694
>Real leg smell

>>153530724
>strawberry shampoo after she's clean.
P-please stop, I'm at work.

>>153530732
>Real leg smell
>Anime girl on front
That's what I call marketing.

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My waifu smells like plastic.

>>153530694
Probably just ironic otakus.

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Gasoline.

>>153530694
I bought this for my daki.
It sucks, weak odour and doesn't smell of sweat.

>>153530694
i wonder what the ingredients list is

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>Homo fragrance

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>>153512834

>>153530979

Water, girl(obese), preservatives.