The school shooter found you hiding under the desk. What do you do?

Reach up and pull the trigger for her

Call her "cute"!
Then when she's flustered, I'd grab the gun and shoot myself

>>153427415
Tell her that shooting me was beneath a devil of her caliber (even if it be .44) and suggest that humiliating me by sucking my dick was a much better punishment.

"I can see your panties from here".
Then run away as she tries to cover herself up.

>>153427415
Teleport behind her

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Ask if she wants some tap water

>>153427415
I go back under the desk and fall asleep there.

>>153427415
hope she kills me

>>153427493

>>153427415
die

>>153427415
Go take a nap.

>>153427415
I'm too fat to hide under a desk.

>>153427415
Pray there's a comfy isekai waiting.
Then attempt to touch her so I'll at least get to that base.

>>153427415
I'd be that kid who was spared because I knew them. Though chances are I'd have gone out a window before she found me.

>>153427415
grab her boob

>>153427415
If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.

>>153427415
Tell her to not shoot me since it will be a waste of a bullet

>>153427415
>school shooter
USA corrupting Japan.

>>153427415
Offer one last fuck before she gets shot by either the cops or herself

>>153427415
Trick question, Id hide in the crawlspace behind the boys bathroom.

>>153427415
"All the other kids"
"With the pumped up kicks"
"Better run better run"
"Faster than my bullet"

>>153427415
the hammer isn't down, I grab the gun and yank it from her hand then throw it out the window

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>>153428849

>>153428951
>implying it's not double action
It's not the late 19th century anymore grandpa, she's still gonna shoot you

>>153429089
>that filename
You've been here a while, haven't you.

>>153429089
Who are you trying to fool with that filename?

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>>153429143
>>153429200

Turn 360 degrees and crawl away.

>>153428518
Underrated post of the day

>>153427415
>"Do you believe in god?"

>>153427415
Pee myself.

>>153427415
Hide under the other desk. She'll never find me there.

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Was this a Keit-Ai reference?

>>153427415
I turn her gun into a banana. She'll treat it as her last meal.

>>153429143
Since when is 1323... a long time here? I still have 12... pics saved from here

Shoot her, this is america afterall

>>153428518
/thread

>>153430878
I'm not a native speaker but wouldn't "grasping" and "having in one's grasp" be appropriate translation here?

Would a blowjob save me here?

>>153431234
I've got a ton of 11s, but it doesn't really mean anything since I never really hung around here for any extended period of time back then.

>>153427415
Tell her she's in a gun free zone and has to leave it outside.

Reminder that Vigne isn't always nice. She almost attacked Gabriel in episode 1 after Gab forgot about their shopping trip and she made a copy of Gab's key without Gab knowing which is actually a crime.

>>153430878
the joke is the translator finds a way

>>153431610
She just forced herself as her wife.

>>153427904
N-NANI!?

feel lucky

>>153427415
Try to fight my way out of it. I'm dead anyway, might as well try and save some lives on my way out.

Pull my .32 on her

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>>153435340
>.32

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>>153427415
Take a defensive position and engage the hostile

>>153435340
But when the bullets hit each other the .44's gonna be stronger and the power beam is gonna go back to you and kill you. I think that's not gonna work.

>>153435399
>40 kg schoolgirl
>vs
>32 jhp

>>153427415
Try to grab the gun and jam the trigger. I feel lucky

"DO IT, FAGGOT"

>>153427415
Request that she double tap.

>>153427493
This desu

>>153427415
Get a woody