Hey you!

>>153355528
I want to steal all of Satania's lunch and make her drink toilet water!

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>>153355528
You can have my melonpan when you pry it from my cold, dead hands!

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>>153355749

stop bullying satania

>>153355528
what does melon bread taste like?

>>153355876
Bread but with sugary fake melon flavor

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>>153355876
Don't tell me you've never had Melon Pan...

*bark*

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>>153355528

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>>153355928
>>153355980

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>>153355528
Get your own

>>153355876
It's just a regular enriched bread with a buttery, sugary crust.

Do not listen to this guy, >>153355924
the vast majority of melonpan is not melon flavored, although you can get various flavors if you go to a bakery.

>>153356070
>literally called melon bread
>doesn't taste like melons
Why are nips so retarded?

>>153356070
I appreciate not being called a faggot but I am still mostly correct, it's a sugary hellfest which is basically melon fruits

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>>153356145

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>>153356145
>>153356152
Here, this is an actual melon flavor melonpan that I had to go to a bakery to get. They're definitely the minority and actually much worse than regular non-melon flavor melonpan.
Note the unappetizing green tint.

>>153356392
I think I just gagged a little bit.

>>153356392
Looks like some shit, brave as fuck anon right there

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>meronpan
>doesn't taste like merons

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>>153356446
Let me guess, you only eat deep fried food?

>>153356419
>>153356446
I should mention that the interior of these melon-flavor melonpans is often soggy. Not moist like a cake, but actually soggy and wet. It's pretty vile.

Good, normal melonpan is not hard to find though.

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>>153356663
Two nukes weren't enough how can you fuck up tasty bread.

>>153356589
I'll list what I ingested today:
3/8ths of a frozen pizza
buffalo chickens wings
16 ozs of coffee
2 rum and cokes
an IPA
bourbon
another IPA
Gin and juice
8/9ths of that isn't fried so no, I mostly just drink

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>>153356692
This is what a human garbage disposal eats.

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>>153356663
I feel like it wouldn't be that hard to make melon flavored bread.
I'm not a very good cook, and I've made orange flavored cake before.
It's fundamentally the same.

>>153356145
In my country they're called "girlfriend", or maybe "bride". i.e. "novia"

>>153356768
An alcoholic ingests.
Fixed that for you

I like red hair nene

>>153356145
they resemble melons duh

>>153356684
Nips cannot into baking at all.
All their breads are mediocre at best. A lot of the packaged stuff is pumped full of so many preservatives that it will outlast mankind, every sandwich or roll in this entire country is soggy, and all their cakes are oily as fuck and made almost entirely out of cream, with wafer thin layers of mediocre sponge lost in the white.
Out of all of this, melonpan is (usually) an odd beacon of hope shining in the darkness, one thing they somehow manage to do right.

>>153355528
Only if you give me your melons

>>153357391
She has grapefruits

>>153356392
looks umai

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>>153357541

>>153355749
ASS HOLE!!!

>>153356392
Yum!

>>153355749
you monster

>>153355528
Mexican here. What's the difference between melon pan and conchas?

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>It's another Satania shitpost

>>153362848
The differences is that melonpan is not as good as conchas.

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>>153356571
CHECK OUT THESE MERONS

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>>153355528
Sure, come and take it

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>>153355980
>>153355980
hello borf stompers? I got a class B borf here.

>>153355528
There's no point in giving it to you. I might as well give it directly to that dog.

>>153356948
I saw a picture of what the japanese call sandwiches once. Even after reading your post, I still want one, just out of morbid curiosity.