While working on some important paperwork, this adorable ball

Why? What happened to it?

>>153324349
Stick my penis into it.

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>>153324349
Grab a box of MREs from under my bed, empty it and place it down somewhere a bit to the side. Cats love boxes.

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>>153324349
Trick question, she can still use my penis.

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>>153324371

That's not what they mean by Nyanko is love...

>>153324349
Butt scratches

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>>153324432

My, you certainly are a clever one aren't you?

>>153324349
Head pats and light scolding.

It really doesn't take much convincing for a cat to lick a penis.

>>153325154

This isn't a normal cat.

Also, I suspect you aren't a very normal person...

>>153325154
I'm actually honestly curious. What did you do, rub raw chicken all over your dick or something?

>>153325744
I've had three cats so far, and all three would, without prompting, lick my dick clean after I fapped.

>>153325787
That is kind of bizarre. My cat has never shown any interest. Not that I'd want it to, mind you. Even if you were into that sort of thing, I can't imagine a cat's rough tongue feeling very good on your dick.

>>153325787
You should probably stop sticking your dick into your cats faces.

>>153325154
Why would you even want that? Cat tongues are like sandpaper.

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>>153325154
Stop!

>>153325967
>>153326036
It doesn't really hurt because they can't put much pressure on your dick once it has gone flaccid.

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>>153325154

>>153324349
Then I will use my vagina.