>you will never comfort Asuka and prevent her low synchro scores

It's all over if even someone like you starts sympathizing with her.

>>153316564
Who wouldn't sympathize with her? She's lonely and wants affection.

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>>153316725
I sympathize with her, but I'd still jump out of a moving vehicle to get away from her.

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I had a relationship like that. It's not all it's cracked up to be.

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>>153317784
>>153317862
Well some guy out there is going to have to do it some day, putting up with her shit.

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>>153318027
After a year of it, I met a doctor who told me to stop. I was so exhausted at that point people thought I was doing drugs.
She stalked me a year after that. Turned out she really did love me.

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>>153316398
>you will never punch Asuka in their ugly tranny face

>>153318321
Filenames-kun, we meet again.

She looks so cute, like a desperate kid
Putting so much faith in Shinji was a mistake, poor girl

>>153316398
at least she's got those high psycho scores locked.

>>153318616
kek

>>153318616
Good one!

>>153316398
Asuka is an imouto without an older brother. She didn't have an older figure to help her out and guide her.

>>153318737
I would be her aniki
Imagine bathing with 5-year old Asuka
Or having a sleepover with 10-year old Asuka
She calls for her mom in her sleep and you hug her
She whispers your name, smiles and starts drooling

>>153319015
Then she hits 12 and becomes the biggest bitch you'll ever see. There's a reason why her mom killed herself, her dad ignored her and her stepmom made it clear she was not her responsibility: Asuka is a cunt.

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>>153319210
Nah, of course she won't you clearly don't get her character. She'd love me unconditionally and I would give her all my love since I would be for her what her mother wasn't: an emotional reliability. We'd go to the shore and she'd jump into the water joyfully screaming "Aniki! Lookie, lookie!"
We'd go shopping and she'd show me what swimsuits she likes
We'd go to different cafes in a search for best bratwurst in Berlin
We'd read Hegel before going to sleep and sometimes she'd sneak under my covers and ask me if she can sleep there with me tonight.
And we'd hate to see each other in other people's arms. Asuka best imouto/daughterfu

>>153319373
>you clearly don't get her character. She'd love me unconditionally
YOU clearly don't get her character if you glossed over the part in EoE where she makes it very damn clear her love is very much conditional
>Hegel
The girl watches soaps, she ain't reading Hegel

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>>153319373
How disgusting.

>>153319373
Wouldn't she say bruder instead of aniki.

>>153320616
Don't get in the way of his delusions

>>153320667
>delusions
So how would she behave with her big brother then?