Rewrite

This adaptation is a trash. Dude read the VN. 8bit faggots literally destroyed the whole story. Not mentioning about atrocious visuals. People thought that Grisaia was bad, but this? One of the worst VN adaptations all time.

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>>153317383
The second season is great so far.

>>153317383
Where have you been recently, anon?

>>153317524
loli Kotori is a miracle.

>>153317524
Loli Kotori is best Kotori.

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You had ONE JOB.

>>153318038
>Sizuru

>all of his waifus became lolis
>decides to bro it up with Shirou to fight ISIS in the middle east for a few years while they grow up

this guy has a weird life.

>>153318088
That's her name.

http://key.visualarts.gr.jp/rewrite/cha_sizuru.html

>>153318112
I'm usually the one that says 'sempai' is the correct romanization, but Sizuru is a fucked up official name. Particularly because that's definitely not what the word Shizuru sounds like.

>>153318161
English pronunciation is not the only way to pronounce Latin alphabet

>>153318274
It doesn't mean that it should be. Hepburn exists for this reason.

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Akane is the best

>>153318161
>Particularly because that's definitely not what the word Shizuru sounds like.
But that's exactly what it sounds like.

し is /ɕi/
si is /ɕi/
shi is /ʃi/

Transcribing し as 'shi' works fine as an English approximation of that sound, but it's definitely not a perfect romanization.

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A moment of silence for those lost along the way.

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Which Rewrite would you take on a date?

(Akane) https://a.pomf.cat/oqwuob.mp3
(Chihaya) https://a.pomf.cat/pnvoam.mp3
(Inoue) https://a.pomf.cat/drmxhz.mp3
(Kagari) https://a.pomf.cat/ornxbt.mp3
(Kotarou) https://a.pomf.cat/ulgbox.mp3
(Kotori) https://a.pomf.cat/orloig.mp3
(Lucia) https://a.pomf.cat/mnaoqs.mp3
(Sakuya) https://a.pomf.cat/vemvsb.mp3
(Shimako) https://a.pomf.cat/cjezhe.mp3
(Shizuru) https://a.pomf.cat/gshmre.mp3
(Touka) https://a.pomf.cat/ltdtxa.mp3

All voices from the game:
https://mega.nz/#F!JkBk1Taa!dVdQBjebEuADhIhKrXmpnw

>https://a.pomf.cat/ebqobn.mp3
>Kagari will never lick your finger

>>153318805
The Japanese doesn't have ʃ as far as I know, and the English language substitutes ɕ for ʃ in other dialects.

'sh' is still the perfect map to ɕ.

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>>153319232
Inoue a perfection!

Livestream when? 2 hours before HS? 1 hour?

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Help, this thing turned me into a pedophile.

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>>153319232
Lucia is the only right answer

>>153318088
In my country si is a proper transcription of し, much more closer to original spelling than American shi.

>>153320158
It applies to Czech, Poland, Slovakia etc. We have almost exactly the same sounds like in Japanese, partially because our languages have rich phonetics.

>>153320240
ち->Ci
じ->dzi
じゃー>dzia
ず->dzu
しゃー>Sia
しゅー>Siu
ちゃー>Cia
ちゅ->ciu
ふー>Hu
つ->cu
やーJa
Etc
And well, we have much easier to read things in romaji too, we are just reading it as it is written. I've seen many threads where people from English speaking countries were wondering how to read simple Nisekoi. For us it's just Nisekoi :D

>>153317383
You haven't watched S2?
>>153316357
Only 3 hours

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Same place as usual right?

>>153320860
I feel like responding to that anon is like taking the bait. We've been at this for 5 episodes and there's little negativity in Season 2.

>>153321383
Probably

Today should be Kotarou getting conscripted into Guardian, right?

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>>153320860
>Only 3 hours
My mistake. I thought it was friday.

>>153321860
How?
>>153321711
Yeah we should get bonding with Imamiya too unless I'm forgetting a lot

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>>153321891
>How?
Dunno. Brainfart?

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>>153321860
It's like you're Chihaya.

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SOON

>>153322553
Not really anytime soon

> The Accident
SOON

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMRKpKWR6eE

BOOTCAMP
Also did Sakura show up this early?

>>153323347
Cute Nagai

>>153323347
Fuck yeah Guardian bootcamp with the losers

>>153323347
RIP Kotori's parents

Also 1hour

>>153323293
Bond was an edgy kid

>>153323347
Is that the guy who shit talked Bond? Also, Teen Touka a cute.

>>153323704
You mean Imamiya or the blond kid?
Nagai > Touka

>>153323755
The blond kid.

>>153323760
I think that's Mikuni

>>153323760
That's the guy who got destroyed by the Earth Dragon

>>153323779
I was referring to the party scene after they finished the bootcamp.

>>153323801
I won't forget that scene.

>>153323853
Wasn't it Mikuni who shit talked Kotarou?

>>153324132
They had a little chat about Esaka then Mikuni told Kotarou that he will never become a great person.

5 mins

get in here niggas

>>153324589
It's time

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Bootcamp with Bond and friends.

here we go

It's time

Starting

It's on

The beginning of the OP is just great

This Terra OP never goes old, imho.

Oh neat, his Gaia appearance changed.

Reminder that Bond>Kotarou

>>153324837
Man, i missed it

>Dis is a pain

Young Sakura

No choices for Bond

CHOICES

CBC

DAT SCENE. THOSE CHOICES.

They showed the choices nicely.

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>>153324911

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Nice change

RIP Kotori parents

They've done the choice!

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CBC REASONING

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STOP THEM

Cute Nagai

Nagai a cute!!

Nagai a cutie

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Fucking chads. Guardian a shit

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best girl

HERO-SAMA

>>153325112
>best girl
>becomes Gaia member
You're right

Help me anon, I just switch my waifu from Inoue to Nagai. What should I do!?

>>153325137
Why do you like background characters so much?

>>153325137
Not be so weak-willed.

SHUT UP IMAMIYA YOU FUCK

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>>153325137
Wait for her to suffer

>>153325156
Idk, maybe because they are underdogs?

>the loser squad forms

Shitty Imamiya, changing his face easy as turning palm

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Nishikujou a cute

Man Mikunin was an ass.
Fuck Guardian. Gaia did nothing wrong

>>153325222
trips of truth confirmed

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>>153325137
I can understand why

Repeat after me, anons, GAIA DID NOTHING WRONG!!

>dat imamiya ass

>>153325227
>>153325265
That was obvious from the beginning.

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I have to say these look fucking dope

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>>153325299

Esaka a boss

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>>153325315
And Kotarou can't even touch Esaka

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>rolling for nuclear waste

>losing even with guidance from the key
What a faggot

Time to get beaten up by instructors in

Kotarou & Nagai such a nice couple. And they both join Gaia later too

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Nagai /' Tsukuno is pretty qt too

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SLUT

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prpr

Bootcamp was over quick

>>153325440
It wasn't really long in the VN either.

>Touka getting hit on by older guys and rejecting them
She needs a partner.

>>153325440
Everything happens quickly in Terra

>>153325440
>>153325479
Wasn't Terra shorter than Akane's route?

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>not go CASE BY CASE

>>153325511
>Please buy the BDs if you want to see Bond's ass as clear as Imamiya's

We can all agree that Nagai > Touka right?

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>>153325551
That's way later when he goes tripple agent

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Why didn't Imamiya tap this?

>>153325594
He values the existance of his balls

And now to wait for subs

Mikuni voiced by Midorikawa? I haven't played Rewrite+, but I'm guessing it's the same case. Key sure likes casting him. Even though this ain't a Maeda work.

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>>153325414
>>153325421
>>153325594
>>153325609
What went right?

>>153325747
She closed her eyes

>>153325747
She became a teacher

>>153324986
Kotarou really looks like a wizard now

>>153325797
Gaian Pride World Wide
Pride means self-hatred

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Her turning out to be Tsukuno is the bigger twist in Terra since we never see her sprite

>>153325872
There should be a route where he doesn't fall to coma and fuck either Touka or Nagai

It's a fucking parallel worlds for fuck sakes

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>>153325954
>Touka route
It's already a thing

>>153326165
That's no loli.

>>153326663
It's a Lolita dress. That's a big difference.

>>153325872
I'm pretty sure it's explained in the VN at some point actually. At least I knew she was Tsukuno

where the hell are the subs

Subs fucking where??

>>153327601
It seems to be out on CR. Maybe HS bot "broken"?

>>153327726
>>153327601
HS being HS

>>153327728
Seems like it's HS fucking up instead of CR fucking up.
Fuck both

480p is out

720p is also up now

720p out

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Gotta love Esaka

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It's time

>>153328424
That quality actually hurts my eyes

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>Change yourself or change the world?

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Edgy Kotarou is best Kotarou

I like how they do choices.
Can't wait for CBC

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>>153328683

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I don't remember Nagai being this cute

Great episode once again.

I was thinking they will include Kazamatsuri battle and Key reveal.

Animu only fag here
first season bored me but I'm liking terra
Will I like the game?

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Mikunin has such a punchable face

>>153328924
Mostlikely yes.

>>153328924
Which game?

Subs are here faggots.

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>>153328924
Depends.
Terra was written by Romeo, who also wrote Kotori's and Akane's routes. Those are considered the best.
Lucia's was written by Higurashi/Umineko guy, so it has detective story elements, great romance, but has terrible ending.
Shizuru's and Chihaya's routes are meh.

Why is Kotarou not using the abilities he got through rewriting?

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Manlets
When will they learn?

>>153329044
because plot

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>>153329044
Which ones? The ones he gained as kid? Those are bellow-average compared to real superhumans.
And he hasn't rewritten himself since. Every other can happened after/in different timelines. See picture.

>>153329055
he isn't a typical showoff superhuman faggot

>>153329044
Because rewriting turns you into a tree or monster if you do it too much

Has anyone played the mobage? Is it worth emulating?

>>153329157
No mobage is worth emulating.
>>153329098
Soldier > Hero

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Imamiya is in for a surprise.

>>153329077
>>153329125
I see, so the solution all along is to become a tree.

>>153329281
EXACTLY!
Also, where the fuck is the pasta? It is long overdue!

>>153329249
And he only gets to know it moments before he never sees Kotarou again.

>>153324986
We Harry Potter now???

>>153329367
Yes except magic is fuelled by hating the world
>>153329249
Will take a while for that suprise
>>153328933
God I can't wait for next episode

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This was so sudden even I felt it.

Can't wait for treeman Kotarou to beat up everyone.

>>153329041
>but has terrible ending.
>only happy ending in a story
>terrible
It was good figuratively and literally.

>>153329869
I jumped a little, it was funny, honestly.

>>153330062
I mean it kinda had nothing to do with anything else in the VN.
Also Guardian a shit

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Is this sexual tension?

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>>153330191
Absolutely.

>>153330101
weren't lucia and shizuru's routes written with the idea that they would be rewritten to fit better once the main story was complete but then weren't changed at all? that's what I heard from someone

>>153330191
Though i love Akane, the girl more suited to Kotarou is definitely Kotori. They're just too perfect together.

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>>153330324
Not really rewritten, but they did say they will give authors time to properly integrate with main story, but then they didn't.

>>153319232
Does anyone know the sauce of that picture? I need it for ... research purposes

I forget what's next, is it some guardian time then war time, or is it war shit first?

>>153330403
Episode 3 will cover the hunt for the Key
Episode 4 will be Bond and Luis in Afghanistan

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>>153330403

Kagari "is born" in Kazamatsuri forest
All guys in this episode are sent to capture her.
They encounter heavy resistance from Gaia.
Mikuni gets fucked by Earth Dragon.
Kotarou finds Kagari being born and decides to spare her instead of attacking her, sending him on completely different story path.

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>>153330397
http://www.dlsite.com/maniax/work/=/product_id/RJ192223/

>>153330403
first meeting with kagari doesn't get his hand cut off then war time

>>153330486
Thanks anon

>>153328590
Sakura reminded me of Akane, will Akane become such a fine obasan?

>>153330604
>Sakura reminded me of Akane
Gee I wonder why

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>>153316357
Shizuru is my waifu.

>>153330670
Your waifu is irrelevant this season.

>>153330670
Shizuru episode when? I need it.

>>153330779
see
>>153330702

>>153330779
Never

>>153330797
>>153330827
Lies and slander. They will make something after Tera route. I just know it.

>>153330779
Does Shizuru even makes an appearance in Terra? I don't remember.

>>153330865
Yes.

>>153330865
She has cameo with Nishikujou.

>>153330911
Didn't someone ask Kotarou to look after her?

>>153330862
>after Terra route
lol

>>153330941
Anime original is possible. I honestly doubt they will devote the rest of the season to focus on Terra.

This can only be bait, right? Someone can't be this dumb.

Anime OST release when? I want to listen to the tracks everyday,

>>153331048
The new songs aren't that good.

>>153331048
Uhhh .. there is no anime OST.
The OST is all from the game. And that has been out of ages.

>>153331048
The OST is the same as the VN except for the opening and ending.

>>153329301
Requesting copypasta. Some kind anon

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Goddammit Key.

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>>153330865
Remember to ignore, hide and report Imamiyas

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>>153316357
Reminder that no one likes Chihayya!

>>153331415
Who?

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>>153331459
This smug schoolgirl.

>>153331492
Ah now i remember. Sakuyas useless pet!

Spoiler-free Rewrite synopsis for animeonlyfags:

Rewrite tells the story of Kazamatsuri Bond, a 27 year old agent of U.N. Special Ops (UNSO).
Bond was an edgy kid, he enjoyed killing bratty children's parents in front of them.
He fought the terrorists of the Greenpeace conglomerate with every drop of his blood, no matter how many dinosaurs they had.
Both factions were fighting over a nuclear device called the Lock, which could destroy the world.
During one such battle Bond was defeated, and put into a coma because of the nuclear device.

Now at age 27, after waking from his coma, Bond decided fuck it and to enter school again, because he still looked like he was 17 from nuclear radiation.
Well he actually has amnesia as a side effect, but he just wants to live it up at school like he never got to.
He wanted to get a girlfriend, mess with his best friend, join a club, become a TV reporter and grope some girl's tits.
To get all of this, he joined a club where he reported on Paranormal stuff with the other members.

Little did Bond know, the members were all undercover agents of UNSO and Terrorist Greenpeace!
His childhood friend also turned out to be the girl whose parents he killed. Apparently she resurrected them into plant zombies, because she's a magical sage.
One friend is a UNSO top agent, one friend has a servant who is Bond's alternative universe self, one friend is literally worse than Hitler, and one friend is a walking biohazard.

If that wasn't enough, the Lock turned up again, starting another war. The Lock is actually a cute deadpan girl, with an obsession for Bond. She sneaks into his bed at night and haunts him.
To top it all off, Bond's blood is now nuclear residue which he can shape at will!

Now Bond must choose a side, but no matter what happens, the earth is fucked either way.
Unless of course he can become a tree, build a canoe with his wood, fly it to the moon and terraform it. That would solve everything.

Written by Romeo Tanaka.

>>153331492
You mean Akane?
I think you post the wrong pic.

>>153331556
ROMEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Rewrite tells the story of Kazamatsuri Bond, a 27 year old agent of U.N. Special Ops (UNSO). Bond was an edgy kid, he enjoyed killing bratty children's parents in front of them. He fought the terrorists of the Greenpeace conglomerate with every drop of his blood, no matter how many dinosaurs they had. Both factions were fighting over a nuclear device called the Lock, which could destroy the world. During one such battle Bond was defeated, and put into a coma because of the nuclear device.

Now at age 27, after waking from his coma, Bond decided fuck it and to enter school again, because he still looked like he was 17 from nuclear radiation. Well he actually has amnesia as a side effect, but he just wants to live it up at school like he never got to. He wanted to get a girlfriend, mess with his best friend, join a club, become a TV reporter and grope some girl's tits. To get all of this, he joined a club where he reported on Paranormal stuff with the other members.

Little did Bond know, the members were all undercover agents of UNSO and Terrorist Greenpeace! His childhood friend also turned out to be the girl whose parents he killed. Apparently she resurrected them into plant zombies, because she's a magical sage. One friend is a UNSO top agent, one friend has a servant who is Bond's alternative universe self, one friend is literally worse than Hitler, and one friend is a walking biohazard.

If that wasn't enough, the Lock turned up again, starting another war. The Lock is actually a cute deadpan girl, with an obsession for Bond. She sneaks into his bed at night and haunts him. To top it all off, Bond's blood is now nuclear residue which he can shape at will!

Now Bond must choose a side, but no matter what happens, the earth is fucked either way. Unless of course he can become a tree, build a canoe with his wood, fly it to the moon and terraform it. That would solve everything.

Written by Romeo Tanaka.

>>153331556
Thank you sir.

Guardian > Gaia

>>153332140
Nice bait

>>153332140
No

Rewrite tells the story of Kazamatsuri Bond, a 27 year old agent of U.N. Special Ops (UNSO).
Bond was an edgy kid, he enjoyed killing bratty children's parents in front of them.
He fought the terrorists of the Greenpeace conglomerate with every drop of his blood, no matter how many dinosaurs they had.
Both factions were fighting over a nuclear device called the Lock, which could destroy the world.
During one such battle Bond was defeated, and put into a coma because of the nuclear device.

Now at age 27, after waking from his coma, Bond decided fuck it and to enter school again, because he still looked like he was 17 from nuclear radiation.
Well he actually has amnesia as a side effect, but he just wants to live it up at school like he never got to.
He wanted to get a girlfriend, mess with his best friend, join a club, become a TV reporter and grope some girl's tits.
To get all of this, he joined a club where he reported on Paranormal stuff with the other members.

Little did Bond know, the members were all undercover agents of UNSO and Terrorist Greenpeace!
His childhood friend also turned out to be the girl whose parents he killed. Apparently she resurrected them into plant zombies, because she's a magical sage.
One friend is a UNSO top agent, one friend has a servant who is Bond's alternative universe self, one friend is literally worse than Hitler, and one friend is a walking biohazard.

If that wasn't enough, the Lock turned up again, starting another war. The Lock is actually a cute deadpan girl, with an obsession for Bond. She sneaks into his bed at night and haunts him.
To top it all off, Bond's blood is now nuclear residue which he can shape at will!

Now Bond must choose a side, but no matter what happens, the earth is fucked either way.
Unless of course he can become a tree, build a canoe with his wood, fly it to the moon and terraform it. That would solve everything.

Written by Romeo Tanaka.

>Would you rather change yourself or change the world
>Would you rather blame yourself or blame everyone else
So Guardian is basically people who want to improve themselvs while Gaia blames everyone else for their shit?

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>>153332221
>>153332233
Sakura pls go.

>>153332282
I rather blame everyone else, because I'm never wrong

I've been waiting for the energy to recharge in IM like an idiot, am I actually forced to use my batteries to recharge it?

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>>153316357
So is this series any good? Im looking for more animes to watch while playing pokemon.

>>153332140
As an organization? Yeah, they are the lesser evil and at least try to help humanity survive.

Heroines? Sure but only for Shizuru.

>>153332282
Gaia sees humanity as the blight on the planet Earth and blame humanity for slowly killing it. Guardian defends and prolongs humanity's survival that cares for the now and future, albeit destruction is inevitable in the far off future if humanity doesn't change its way of polluting the environment.

>>153332592
First season is meh.
Second is awesome.

>>153332282
Literally a bunch of jocks that break down the second their ego gets struck.
Also can't work in a team worth a damn

>>153328774
That's cause we never see her in the VN

>>153332627
I'm not talking about the factions roles , i'm talking about the mindset of individuals that join said factions

>>153332503
Yes, you get 3 batteries everyday.
You're supposed to distribute them through the day as you see fit.

>>153330101
I was actually kind of sad about that cause the idea of some mad scientist wreaking havoc in Guardian and how that screws everything up sounds interesting, but then it just turns out to be an aborted plot point.

>>153329044
Because he has no idea how his power works and he's willing to be cautious since he doesn't give two shits about being "the best"

>>153332707
Well, if speaking in general philosophy then that is more or less the gist of it.

>>153330484
I want to dump my slimy chemical byproducts into the flowing stream in her narrow canyon.

Akanefags mainly support Gaia because Akane is a part of Gaia. They would support Guardian over Gaia if Akane was a part of Guardian instead.

>>153331459
That random chick who keeps hanging out in Sakuya's route.

>>153333073
>Akanefags mainly support Gaia because Akane is a part of Gaia.

It's funny because this is literally the plot of the Akane route when you think about it.

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>>153332627
Lucia best girl in all iterations. Seizure a pedobait.

>>153330063
Glad I wasn't the only one who jumped.

>>153333073
And Akane's mentality is as far from Guardian's as is reasonably possible.
The average Guadianfag is Mikunin

>>153333160
I had no clue 11eyes was translated. Now i gotta look for it.

>>153333160
Lucia is a terrible heroine with a mediocre route.

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Loli Kotori is a miracle

>>153333455
I don't understand how Guardian even continued to function as long as it did given 95% of its members are egocentric retards.

Hell the game even explicitly talks about this and still handwaves the idea that an organization like this wouldn't have just completely collapsed on itself ages ago.

>>153333586
Guardian survives on being sychophants, there's always an Esaka they can suck off in all time periods

>>153333586
Obviously the magical power of the vatican keeps them somewhat rolling

>>153333586
Competition. All the different branches of Guardian worldwide are basically competing with one another for prestige and funding, When there is competition, people will thrive, so even groups like Guardian will maintain some standard of efficent cooperation within itself.

>>153319232
Thanks a bunch for this buddy, having Kotori and Akane voice my computer is nice.

>>153333664
>Brenda and company don't indoctrinate and brainwash Superhumans because they're evil
>they do it because it's literally the only way to keep Guardian running
Romeoooooooooooooo

>>153333586
Somehow reminds me of academia community in reality

>>153333586
Does it matter if they can get the job done? They have been fighting with Gaia for a long time and are still standing.

>>153333954
>Fighting
Gaia havent gone full out until the Key is ready , and whey they do Guardians start dropping like flies. The guardians are just cannon fodder since you need only 1 guardian to kill the key and they will sacrifice everyone for this cause

>>153334055
How the mission control just laughs off how half a dozen members of Kotarou's class got butchered by the Earth Dragon in the hunt for the Key was a pretty blood-chilling moment. It really builds on the foundation of what kind of an organization Guardian really is at its heart.

>>153334055
Gaia has a trump card, but take that out of the equation and they aren't that OP'd. The branch Esaka oversees are on the lower end of Guardian's scale, but have the knights as strong individual powers.

>>153333455
You missed the point of Akane's route. She wasn't truly Gaian at all, she was simply being negatively affected and changed by her connection with Kashima Sakura and the Holy Woman, along with the environment she had been raised in after being adopted. It's a huge part of her inner conflict and also her relationship with Kotarou. Her inner battle was the battle between her secret belief in humanity's right to exist and the jaded, misanphropic beliefs and experiences of the Holy Woman. It's why she becomes so dead inside by the end of her route: she feels genuine guilt for trying to destory the entirety of the human race.

>>153334278
Not just tried. Damn near succeeded.

>>153331380
I don't remember her having a sprite?

>>153334055
What did Gaia have besides Earth dragon and Sakuya?

>>153334464
Dogs
Dinosaurs
Birds
Worms
Leaf Dragon
All kind of stuff.

>>153334464
they have the 3 summoners that when combined can hold off against sakuya. Also leaf dragons dogs birds worms can be mass produced, and if they put all the people togheter they could probably keep up 3-4 earth dragons too

>>153334464
Sheer number.
Kazamatsuri is a Gaian stronghold, and even something as simple as Treemen and Hounds can be a dangerous threat to the relatively rare superhuman in numbers. That's not counting the raptor familiars which are dangerous even to skilled superhumans, and masterpieces like the Leaf Dragon, Krivoy Rog, and Kilimanjaro which require teamwork by a group of superhumans to take down reasonably.

>>153334464
Midou stormed a Guardian base after contracting with Fuego and slaughtered its entire personnel.

>>153334927
To be fair, most of the Bayern knights can do the same in their prime.

In a fight between Shizuru and Terra Esaka who wins?

>>153334715
Also Fuego

>>153334715
Gaia have numbers on their side, but some people are forgetting that there is a cost: draining of their life force. With numbers, each summoner can summon lesser familiars in packs or combine to summon stronger ones. The dinos or dragons needs a lot of summoners to use, which often results in death. Lucky for Sakura, her side have tons of religious nut jobs who are happy to give their life doing one-time summons of stronger familiars.

>>153335870
Superhuman abilities also cost life-force.

>>153335919
No
Kotarou's Rewrite is one-of-a-kind ability.

>>153335919
What. It doesn't.

>>153336029
>>153336034
Do I really have to go through Terra to find the part where it talks about how the price for using powers is a shortened lifespan?

>>153336108
>Esaka
>shortened lifespan
Do it.

I WANT TO CUM INSIDE RIKAKO-SAN

>>153335714
Probably Shizuru if she goes all out. Esaka has experience though and that might cause an opportunity to slice through Shizuru's sheer speed and strength.

>>153335919
Superhuman abilities are 100% naturally occurring elements of human biology that evolved due to humanity's natural instinct to survive, or something to that effect. They have no cost other than what comes with any other sort of physical exertion.

Summoners use their own life force to create familiars, which is fundamentally different. The whole point is that by combining these two manifestations of power the happy ending where Earth survives becomes possible.

>>153335714

Details about Esaka ability are unknown while we know about Shizu being able to downgrade Sakuya using drugs. If it came only to powers Shizu would end the battle unscattred

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Post them

>>153325222
What would sex with Nishikujou be like?

>>153316357
I dropped this half way through season one. The pacing was atrocious and there was zero tension. Everything was just kinda happening.

Extremely lazy animeonlyfag here.
I have no idea what I've been watching since S2 started.

>>153336971
That depends, is this ~Ara ara~ Nishikujou or Edgy McBitch Nishikujou we're talking about here?

>>153336971
Trying to open an ironclad door while dodging bullets

>>153336917
>Details about Esaka ability are unknown
I remember him being a cutter

>>153337055
The "True" route

see
>>153329077
for spoilers

>>153336967
I wish I knew moon so I could play it.

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>the only time the anime depicted how strong superhumans should be like in a fight

>>153337115
Just play it and let your imagination go wild.

>>153337067
Both. Preferably the latter though, I really want to smell her after a sweaty workout.

>>153336967
How hard it is if you have no moon knowledge? Does it have some strange mechanic compared to other mobas?

>Superhumans can't deal with failure
What a bunch of babies.

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>>153337559
Who are you thinking of? Nagai?

>>153334464
lots of anons

>>153336342
Not him, but wasn't that what was happening to Touka in Shizuru route? I mean before she used herself as a projectile. When she kept throwing projectiles on Kagari and Shizuru was trying to stop her since she was overdoing the usage of her power.

>>153338388
I dont think it's wise to let your partner fall down unconscious during battle, it's gonna be a burden later.

>>153338388
Not the anon you replied to, but wasn't that just over exhausting herself? Not the same as using your own life energy as fuel.

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>>153337524
>Does it have some strange mechanic compared to other mobas
The battle system is kinda tricky at first, for the whole first route I didn't know what I was doing.
You basically fight with the cards that you can only get in the gacha so far, each has an effect and a certain way to trigger them (for example, join two pairs of numbers, 4 consecutive numbers, 5 uneven, etc.)

The major problem of not knowing moon is that sometimes you just don't know how to unlock extra quests during the routes, or what option to choose during dialogues (which affect relationship points during routes, which are mostly irrelevant), you just eventually figure these things out somehow.
Also the matter of materials to build furniture, for which I just hoard and expect to build something new eventually.

>>153338778
Thanks for the fairly good summary

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Mai waifu Shizuru is cute!

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>>153339013
Lucia is cute too!

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>>153337067
>>153337336
How about JK Nishikujou?

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>>153336967
Sure.

>>153340128
Fucking saved.

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Savage.

Will the Earth Dragon talk in this?

>>153338543
Shizuru reacted as if what she was doing was something really serious.

>>153340842
Imagine getting shit talked by the worse guy in your class in front of all your lackeys. How embarrassing

>>153339013
They're so great together but why the romance between them are so cringeworthy?

>>153341133
Because she looks like a little girl and he's actually a 27 year old man.

>>153340842
I want to cum down the throat of that girl on the right.

>>153318664
her route was shit sadly

His promise to Kotori to show her around the Harvest Festa - Him doing that in her arc was him fulfilling that promise?

I knows not why but I like loli Kotori.

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>>153341542
They should get married again, but without the coma bridging the age gap.

>yfw
https://youtu.be/3g1rHXrri9Q?t=3544

>>153336108
i remember reading that too,however that is a long term thing which wont matter in fights while summoning those big things instakills

>>153341671
only if they're dumb and selfish enough to move independently like midou's group. with multiple contractors sharing life force usage they can use medium to large familiars effectively, and Leaf Dragon and Krivoy Rog are said to be especially efficient and powerful for their weight class.

>>153341609
Delete this

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>>153341945
You can't delete their love.

>>153341945
it's cute, pure and accurate.
What's wrong with it?

Is it bad that I like season 2's first OP better than the current one?

>>153342189
My favorite op is season 1 op 2

>>153342189
No, the first was actually the title music from the VN and it's OST is god tier. The new OP is ok but nothing compared to philosophyz

>>153342189
If you're anime only fag
No, because it's made by someone with actual talent
If you played the VN
No, because it plays on your nostalgia.

>>153325222
How did she become the Ara ara teacher she is now?

This episodes OST was
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oLCYO6DRQcY
Thought they were gonna use it for the mercenary episode though, kinda disapointed

>>153342361
You can only kill so many people before you either go crazy or understand that's the wrong job for you. She always wanted to be a teacher she said

>>153328590
Was that the same question in the survey Akane gave him?

>Protagonist canonically is a pedophile
Dropped

>>153342467
Yes.

>>153342361
Guardian got her a job to go undercover as a high school student, something she could never do before because of her superpower, and then as a high school teacher.

>>153342361
She's assigned as a teacher in training for undercover mission and learned that closing her eyes makes her more approachable by her students.

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>>153342361
>that last line
Someone give this cake what she wants.

>>153342556
>>153342554
>>153342442
So the secret to making girls into 10/10 cakes is that make them teachers?

>>153342688
That is all kind of adorable.

I am sure Shizuru got the drug to help her achieve that.

>>153342688
Imamiya should

>>153342747
Too bad she only only knows cunts, pedophiles and old geezers.

>>153342707
I'd say a good half of my old school teachers were at least 8/10

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>>153342688
>how scary her eyes look

>>153343609
Somewhat hot.

>>153341615
>yfw it gets cut off in the anime too.

>>153344316
The fights are garbage anyway with how 8bit handling it

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>>153336967
How do I unlock touka?
Maid-shizuru a cute.

>>153344533
Raise her Terra level to 5, the same thing applies to Shimako, Inoue, Sakuya

>>153344622
Thats easy then. Thank you.

>>153344704
>Terra
I mean Moon level, sorry

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>>153344533
>got the materials
>couldn't build Akane's desk or the club's table

I don't know what went so wrong.

>>153344316
>faithful adaptation

>>153346255
And?