ITT: If Harem anime is based on the American world...

>>153282323
Wouldn't sell because there would actually be sex and the Japanese would be confused or feel inadequate and thus they wouldn't even bother trying to make it.

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>>153282323

Hero: Hey, what the fuck is going on?
Heroine: Shut the fuck up! Don't bother me again, idiot!
Hero: O...Okay. I'll do that.
Heroine : What? That's tsundere. It's joke.
I love u, my sweetheart.

>>153282323
Why don't you turn on some reality television show?
Pretty much that.

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Hero must be a man who work in the U.S. Marine.

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>>153282373

>>153282323
How would Tsundere, Dere-Dere, Kuudere, Yandere, etc. be different?

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American Harem Anime

- Every Character prefer to say f-word
- All girls are not virgin
- Smoking weeds with the chicks

>>153282355
You mean it wouldn't sell because there would be no lewdness and fanservice at all.

Haremshit is a Nip invention, but moeshit anime is fundamentally American. They're all just ripoffs of Little Women.

K-On, for example: Mio = Meg, Ritsu = Jo, Mugi = Beth, Yui = Amy.
Hidamari Sketch, Hiro = Meg, Sae = Jo, Yuno = Beth, Miyako = Amy.
Ichigo Mashimaro, Chika = Meg, Miu = Jo, Matsuri = Beth, Ana = Beth.
Lucky Star, Miyuki = Meg, Kagami = Jo, Tsukasa = Beth, Konata = Amy.
Non Non Biyori, Hotaru = Meg, Natsumi = Jo, Komari = Beth, Renge = Amy
Kinmoza, Aya = Meg, Yoko = Jo, Alice = Beth, Shino = Amy

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"Oni-chan!
Wake up, you mother fucker!!"

Young sister knock on the door with her gun.

>>153282710
Some Yanks might buy that shit.

>>153282323
Well, Mormons practice polygamy

>>153282710
>American based harem
>No Lewdness, Fanservice or Sex
You must be a bong.
America literally turn sex into the meme it is now

>>153282632
Would watch

What would Gate be like if it opened in downtown New York?

>>153282323
SAO anime based in America, half of the kids die in a week because of no proper healthcare coverage. Another quarter die within the next six months as families struggle to cope with financial burden

>>153282323
then one "chick" weighs more than 5 in japaneese one

>>153282451
>implying Chair Force guy won't lure his harem away with better bennies

>>153282531
Burgers of both(2, as in a number within the set of real integers greater than 1 but less than 3) genders would flat out reject those behavior patterns as they are mental illnesses.

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>>153284206
Trump Tower will be there.

>>153282323
>That nerdy girl would have ugly freckles and lame glasses
>That goth girl who is emo and just says depressing poetry
>That cheerleader girl would not be a virgin and slept with half of the football team/leader jock
>That black chick who keeps being sassy and noisy about what you do

Those are what comes to mind for now. Overall, not much interesting and pretty much a worse set of girls. Of course, I am not counting the standard in all like the childhood friend or the new/unusual girl.

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>>153282323
WTF about this in American?

>>153284866
That just sounds horrendous

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1) feMC needs to be louder, angrier, and have access to a time machine
2) when feMC is not around other characters need to be asking, "Where's feMC?"
3)

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>>153282323

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American Hero "wow...I'm in heaven. I got a super power of the sex!"

what's an american yandere look like?

>>153282323
Stereotypes everywhere:
Most people are blonde, loud, and carry a gun.
Every black person looks like a thug (bonus points for Afro haircuts because of Mr. T.)
People swear a lot at inappropriate times.

>>153285099
"Look" like?
Probably like that stalker/psycho girl picture that used to be thrown around as a meme years ago.

>>153282323
>It would be the similar to gooktoons
>Lot of fuck, no pure love only lust, jealious feelings, bbc gng rape ntr.
>Pretty girls would be all slutty, nonn virgins, pure girls would be ugly broken feminists.
>But MC would be good, he would not give a single fuck about things, always party hard drunk and fuck.
>No feelings for girls, just oportunities to get the pussy
Or
It would be depressing story about boy who unable to confess to a girl for a long time, than after a a year of working out he confess his feeeling for her. She accept them but after sex she would tell him that bbc-kun is much better. Broken heart boy who can't accept it, gifted with by a deus ex machina - Glock, he goes shooting in girls school

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I love Stacy!!

>>153285234
people have legitimately forgotten overly attached girlfriend
god i'm old

>>153282323
Jose Luis Martinez is Mexican immigrant in US. He runs an illegal drug cartel in the foreign country struggling with the pressure brought by the election of Trump, he and his harem must find a way to their American dream.

>>153282323
Homemade burgers replace bento.

>>153282710
It would either be No Lewdness at all for most scenes, and then suddenly you have sex happening.
Fanservice just works different across borders.

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>>153282323
Every girl would have 100cm+ bust

>>153285961
Oh yeah, thats how romance is often done in that medium.

>MC and main girl see each other first time
>some awkward attempt at conversations here and there
>when they are all alone together in a room, they kiss and sometimes reach sex unless they get interrupted or in some crisis

MC is a Japanese transfer student
Half-Japanese Heroine 1
Weeaboo Heroine 2
Bookworm dark skinned (not African-American) Heroine 3
Problem Child Heroine 4
British transfer student heroine 5

I bet this is how the Japanese will make that.

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>MC is a freshman college student. Athletic, kinda smart, good looking, well spoken
>4 Girls are all easy or whores, one smart/religious "pure girl" that resists a little
>he hooks up with them one episdode after another behind their backs
>Second half of the season is them finding out and planning revenge
>Season ends with their plans failing, him laughing in their faces
>"What a bunch of dumb sluts"
>walks off with previously unseen Stacy who has been his "main chick" the whole time
>Rinse and repeat for season two, but in an office setting
>???
>Profit

>>153282355
>>153282323

It'd end up like B Gata H Kei.

>>153286382
This makes some sense.

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>>153282323

It would be very confusing.

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>>153282323

What do you mean, if?

>>153282753

Fucking America BEGAN the Harem genre. Just like it created EVERYTHING else.

God bless America, of thee I sing.

nah they would be fat, kek.

>>153282323
Tyrone is the MC.

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>>153288442
Delet

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>>153282323
>Japanese harem anime
>Guy knocks on girls door while she's changing
>Girl does nothing to make her presence known
>Guy: "I'm coming in!"
>Girl: "N-No, wait!"
>The guy sees the girl in her underwear, a brief moment of silence
>Girl: "Kyaaaaa!"
>Camera pans up to the sky as a distinct slapping noise can be heard

>American harem anime
>Guy knocks on a girls door while she's changing
>Girl does nothing to make her presence known
>Guy: "I'm coming in!"
>Girls: "N-no, wait!"
>The guy sees the girl in her underwear, a brief moment of silence
>In the next scene he gets arrested for rape and spends the next 20 years of his life in a maximum security prison with Juan the Narco as his cellmate.

>>153284866
These would probably be the stereotypes, as they are in almost every American high school movie. But don't forget: the nerdy girl is only ugly because she has messy hair and lame glasses. If she takes those off she's SUDDENLY a 10/10.

>No Guy Jean posts

what the fuck, /a/

american anime
>BOY: hey cunt
>GIRL 1: did you just assume my gender
>GIRL 2: check your penis-having privileges
>GIRL 3: are you trying to build an harem because that's cultural appropriation

>>153284866
You forgot the part where all of those girls are actually not virgins, ESPECIALLY the """"nerdy"""""" one.

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>>153289768
>Homeroom teacher has an announcement to make
>"Everyone, we have a new exchange student starting today. Please give a warm welcome to Muhammad al-Nazri from Kuwait!"
>A darkskinned boy with a turban on his head and a scimitar hanging from his belt enters the classroom and shouts "Death to all those who defy the will of the Prophet!"
>All the girls swoon
>"He's like, soooo vibrant and diverse!"
>"I bet he's totally a repressed minority and stuff!"
>"I really want to racemix with him and stick it to the white patriarchy!"
When it's inevitably revealed he's a reverse trap, all the haremettes insist that "he" identifies as male

>>153289422
Wait for the rape everyone has to shut up about because muh college prestige and fraternityfuckshit.

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>>153290048
>Implying she just can't walk around campus carrying a mattress all day every day until the guy has to appear before a court and has his life and career ruined even when proven innocent while she faces no consequences for his false accusation
Assuming this anime takes place in America of the near future, the guy was probably ex-judicially castrated just to be on the safe side.

>>153285099
Hillary Clinton

>>153290228
Cool, now it's false rape charges again like 30 words in.

>>153284944
The female lead must also be smarter than everyone else in the room at all times.

>>153289422
>he makes connections with Juan the Narco's group and plans his revenge

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>>153290397
>Masamune-kun no Revenge: American Edition
I'd watch it.

>>153282323
What if it took place in the ghetto.

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>>153289661
I gotchu

>>153282323
Guy Jean

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>>153286382
>blueball gata h kei
Still mad

>>153286326
so this would be some hentai where the dude is a dick

The girls would all be pregnant from MC's reckless sex drive and pester him to take care of their kids while he runs off and parties

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>>153291058
>In the end one of the girls manages to keep him around
>She's a strong, smart and beautiful woman, and a world class athlete who was poised to participate (and win) in the olympics until the MC impregnated her
>She (and her coach) force him to take responsibility on the pain of them sueing his ass off
>They end up married
>Their first few months together are happy, but by the time the baby is born and neither of them provide for it their happy house starts breaking down
>The MC has become an unhappy alcoholic, a mere shadow of himself
>He often curses at nobody in particular and randomly beats his wife
>One night, when their finances start running dry, he looks at his wife from the corner of his eye
>"Oi oi, why don't you go earn us some money with that nasty body of yours?"

>>153284206
The entire Empire is divided up and made into 10 new states.
You see, we don't have to give a fuck about what the Americans think if we ARE the Americans.

>>153290228
Unless if hes a Chad
Women never report Chad to the Police

The main character is a white brown-haired loser teen in high school.
There are no tomboys, no flat chests, no headpatting, and no twin tails

>>153282323
MC is a nigger who have a harem of blonde hair blue eyed chicks craving for his BBC.

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>tfw I haven't seen a girl in a skirt in years
Im a simple man. Why is this country so shit?

>>153291749
Just isn't the fashion in this country, my dude.
I saw a girl wearing a skirt and thighhighs a few days back. I thought I was dreaming.

>>153284866
>>>That goth girl who is emo and just says depressing poetry
Does japan have these types of people? The only character who kind of fits goth is kuroneko and she's just a weeb and wears a gothic lolita outfit

>>153291238
Ford please stop

>>153291749
>>153291804
fuck, you guys are right
I haven't seen a girl wear a skirt in years

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>>153282323
You get
>a Mexican genki girl - loves eating tortilla and other stereotypical Mexican food
>a pushy sexy blonde - a cheerleader
>glasses black girl - a poorfag kuudere
>Chinese tomboy - is into martial arts, also a tsundere
>a purityfag pastor's daughter from the Corn Belt

How does this make you feel, /a/?
>

>>153282373
No, in reality after Hero says betas out, he'll shuffle off while continuing to be harangued by Heroine who can't stop talking about the injustices women face in the world while he just sits there silently debating between a lonely existence without this shrew or trudging along knowing he'll never get anyone else and increasingly dying looks like the real winning choice.

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>>153289768
>BOY: hey cunt
America, not Straya. And in that scenario he loses out to the BEC.

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>>153296379
>Mexican
+Delicious brownie
+Loves stereotypical Mexican food, probably a good cook
+Probably thicc, with varying degrees of /fit/ness
+May or may not be a tomboy
+Speaks Spanish
+Catholic
-May have a cholo attitude
-May be illegal
-May act heretical towards the decrees of God-Emperor Trump I
-May very well be a slut

>Sexy Blonde
+Sexy
------Slut

>Glasses black girl
+Kuudere
+Intelligent
-Black
-Either nerdy or "nerdy"

>Chinese tomboy
+Tomboy
+Probably pretty stronk
+Probably /fit/
+Asians don't age until menopause
+Probably speaks a Chinese language
-Probably flat
---Tsundere
-May have impossible to impress tiger mom
-May have racist dad who only wants her daughter to date other asians

>Purityfag pastor's daughter
+Pure
-Proddie

Mexican best girl, unless she's cholo as fuck. Then it's Chinese tomboy.

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>>153284206

NOTtrump sends the Military and we get hours of animated US glory

I actually think it wouldn't be bad if it didn't try to pander to landwhales.
At least the characters wouldn't shy away from sex even when it fully makes sense for them to fuck.

>>153297143
>black
>nerdy and "nerdy"
>cons
Are you mentally sound?

>>153292479
>>153291749
>>153291804

Now that I think about... ya'll are completely right on that

Either it's slutty dresses or just resized flannel shirts with average pants

>>153297455

Well "Nerdy" is just fucking cringeworthy

>>153297500
>yfw when those darned invaders defacto eradicate skirts from public

>>153291749
I don't think I've ever seen a girl in a skirt in real life. What's the appeal though?

>>153297639

>invaders

Which ones?

>>153289990
More like
>pan to public school
>"class we have a new stu-"
>80% black, 15% Latino. Rap in the background. Everyone's talking loudly, smacking lips
>"SHUT THE FUCK UP!"
>"AYY FUCK YOU, BITCH ASS TEACHER"
>"WE DUN GIVA FUCK BOUT NO WHITE BOI"

12 episodes on minorities bullying transfer student until the school shooting episode. Student commits Seppu-Cobain. Last 5 minutes are about the dindus, and the media calling the student mentally ill and having a troubled home life.

Shows called "Public School Days"

>>153297675

>What's the appeal though?

They look cute

>>153298084

Holy kek

Of course you could also have a school with mostly white kids but they are all cucks, which is pretty common in high white density areas.

>>153291900
>kuro is a japanese weeb
lurk for 2 years before posting

>>153284866
>that episode when the school shooter is about to kill the cheerleader heroine and the MC stops him

>>153297455
if you've actually dated a real nerd you'd understand how utterly lonely and shitty it is, like you might as well be dating no one at all

>>153298136
How about a private school where the MC just gets away with racist shit

Title:
>"My dad's an amazing lawyer!?"

Or how about on the flip side, all the rich bitch girls in competition for the MC Chad

>"My Sweet Sugar Daddy"

>>153298332
Why?

>>153291749
stalk catholic schools

>>153298458

>How about a private school where the MC just gets away with racist shit

lel, why not just have an Anime about how you can't flim-flim the zim-zim then?

>>153298579

^ Can confirm this

t. went to a Catholic School

>>153298594
Because then you'll never get the satisfaction of seeing the MC being smug in the Dean's office, saying "I'll just have my dad cut funding" or some shit while the only minority is near tears.

>>153282323
Source?

>>153296379
Best one yet.
Also the one I would actually want to see the most.

>>153282323
Characters as follows:
>1st generation Asian - always tries to act proper and respectful, starts bantering when she gets drunk
>2nd generation Asian - fake g accent, spray-on tan, never finished college, smoke weed erryday
>half Asian - identifies as American, stem major, too self-aware, politically active
>Filipino - bought documents from a dead person, works in a take-away to pay for college
>Hawaiian - daughter of an Asian family who lost their land a few generations ago, neither rich or poor, American or Asian, she identifies as a cosplayer since doesn't have anything else.

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The only harem he needs is freedom for America because he... IS... THE... PRESIDENT... OF... THIS GREAT... UNITED STATES OF AMERICA!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n5Guau6-St0

>>153299565
Nah, the second gen is very insecure about their "Asianness" so they become mentally deranged weirdos who would see the very concept of the show as cultural appropriation as they become zealotous devotees of their ancestral culture.

>>153300211
Is this the obligatory homosexual option?

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>>153300681
/pol/ delete yourself

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>>153282323

>>153289990
American, not british.

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>>153297143
>>153297455
>Black and nerdy
>cons
Blacks have the strange ability to like the nerdiest shit and still be seen as perfectly normal
>I've seen a quartet of blacks dressed like hardasses walk into a store and purchase a Naruto game before blasting rap music their way down the street. Zero fucks given.

Hell I've seen busty but not fat black girls just sit down at a table and whip out an MTG deck and play rounds until she left for class.

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>>153300451
>Is this the obligatory homosexual option?

More like the bromance option.

Also, we need a British chick. Her father can be played by Hugh Laurie, who´s a snarky but loveable asshole that embarrasses his refined wife.

>>153298314
>that episode where the school shooter is actually a cute girl who becomes the yandere once she breaks out of prison

>>153298084
>12 episodes of no school shooting

It would be like ep 2 or 3

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>>153284206
>Fight back against the invaders, they die in short order
>"We will not forgive" memes rise in popularity overnight
>President gives a speech on ground zero vaguely calling for revenge against the deaths of americans on american soil while remaining just obscure enough that we don't sound like nazis.
>First expeditionary forces and humanitarian forces are deployed. It's immediately turned into a huge fucking problem by most americans who think war of this sort is evil
>The majority of forces are tied up helping the locals/language learning/humanitarian missions while a small minority actual does the killing behind the scenes and with enough silence as to either hide it or justify it to the american public.
>Media is split on the invaders, half because they don't respect women and half because they seem like proto-romans causing people to sympathize with them via cultural resonance
>4chan thinks it's hilarious to pretend to be from the other world and shitpost about how women don't deserve rights, minorities including beastmen and niggers need to die, so basically nothing really changes here
>After a while the glory and glamour of it all begins to fade, people stop thinking it's cool that you fought on the other side and things turn to lucrative enterprises like selling cultural artifacts, scavenged weaponry, paintings, armor, etc.
>Within a decade there's a massive refugee program up and running that accepts hundreds of thousands of people and minorities from the other side
>There's a huge scare due to the fear of wizards using their magic to carry out acts of terrorism without being identified, this may actually be a threat but either way the refugees keep on coming
>After twenty years things have mostly cooled down, our martial superiority has led to a technological revolution on the other side that completely destroyed their original culture and replaced it with a mishmash of western american culture and roman ideals.

Pretty much this.

>>153289422
More like:
>American harem anime
>Guy knocks on a girls door while she's changing
>Girl does nothing to make her presence known
>Guy: "I'm coming in!"
>Girl: "What's up?"

Thinking again, someone needs to make this a thing.

>>153301228
Having black weeb friends is the best
>tfw going to smoke a blunt later and watch Keijo with two of them

>>153291900
>Does japan have these types of people?

I don't know, but it's a common trope for 90's anime.

>>153302376
I'm glad someone appreciates us. With my friends I used to

>provide snacks and beer
>put on anime and play drinking games
>host street fighter/soul caliber/etc tournies where everyone puts down what they got
>weed/cash/etc is the prize
>blunt rotations with bowls and bong rips after
>invite girls and ignore them/fuck them while we all nerd out

High school was a simpler time

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I love Americans

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Ameribullying

>>153302706
I need to have parties like that. I went to this convention this one time where we played Soul Calibur II with random characters, random weapons, and only 5% health, so it was about who could hit first. It was a blast.

>>153291749
You need to live near a university with lots of Asians. Man, they have the best (and sexiest) style out there. One of the many reasons I love my school.

>>153297143
Dude, I can smell the tortilla from here. Gross.

Chinese tomboy all the way.

>>153282373
dropped

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>>153284206
All the responses thus far are from people who do not live in New York City
>The gate opens
>Anime bullshit nonsense starts pouring through
>Author's self-insert is "vacationing" or some shit in NY and he attempts to assist the police
>As he starts to do whatever hero bullshit he did in episode 1, the ground starts rumbling
>All the demonic anime bullshit nonsense stops in its tracks
>From a storm drain, it appears, innocently
>The Brown Rat of New York City (https://www.nytimes.com/2016/10/28/science/brown-rat-new-york-city.html)
>First one, then two, five, ten
>Traffic comes to a halt
>Grown-ass men in yankees snapbacks and timbs begin screaming and running
>Cops are running
>State troopers are running
>Street carts are swept away as the rat deluge exits the subway and sewers
>All GATE bullshit is pushed back through the gate
A glorified self-insert of a POG got nothin' on the New York City rat

>>153303131
My favorite was when I had this game called God Hand. Pretty much FOTNS but with Americans and a fat Mexican calling you gringo. Bout half way through there were chihuahua races. We spent hours betting and trading. Was a blast.

>>153290806

But they had sex at the end.

>>153301610
All the shootings prior to the white kid shooting up the place are "gang related".

>>153282323
Basic anime when
>USMC basic training anime
>Make it a female unit
>Half cute half actually girl/gross like galko
>Imagine Galko mixed with Fullmetal Jacket
>Realistic depiction of how both boring and extremely stupid it can be
>In the end it's pretty comfy, might have another season where the same unit gets deployed

>>153291749
you probably just need to leave the house.

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>Show about American mercenary traveling the world and trying to get laid with theaters of war as a backdrop
>Modern day Don Juan
>Episode revolves around different girl every week
>One grill in his squad browses /u/ on a daily basis if you get whadimsayin
>Only girl that sticks around between episodes
>Probably will be best girl
>Changes to new places every episode after MC either gets rejected or gets some pink

>>153305663
Spoiler alert Not everyone on /a/ is a neet

>>153302913
He's not even gripping hard.

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>>153297143
>Catholic
>May have a cholo attitude
>May be illegal
>May act heretical towards the decrees of God-Emperor Trump I
>May very well be a slut
They need to go back.

>MC looks at his iPhone
>his girl posted a picture on Snapchat with the nemesis
>MC puts his Glock in his bag
>stops by McDonald
>fucks sidechick in his Ford SUV
>kills nemesis in a firefight
>fucks his girl and her best friend in her Chevi Camaro
>????
>police kill MC
>AMERICAFUCKYEAH

>>153301882
If GATE were like this it would have been far less shit.

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>>153282323
>Ctrl+F "Archie"
>Only 2 mentions

Ok. so we're just gonna pretend that there's no precedence of an American Harem cartoon.

Great

>>153301882
you see, there's a big problem here

>american culture

>>153284721

The Air Force is already a harem, if the number of blonde ponytails in the rotc on my campus is any indication.

>>153284206

If I recall it took several hours after the appearance of the gate for the invaders to march through.

If it were Atlanta the fight would be on the other side of the gate.

The problem with American harems is American girls.

>>153309128
Foreigners please leave. This is an American thread for patriotic American posters only.

>>153284206
If it were Obama's admin we'd be send them money and apologize for Isekaiphobia

>>153285099
Helga Patataki

>>153282323
Surrounded on all sides by blubberous whales, in the end the protagonist hooks up with one of them, when suddenly Japanese transfer student launches harpoon at it, follow as American high schooler tries to get with other members of his harem being dragged to a new protest every week, from all the walking the harem isn't fat anymore, they realise an important life lesson, "That the protagonist is a massive beta faggot"

>>153282710
Only if you're looking in the context of actually selling an anime to an American audience, which is retarded. What he's saying is a harem based in Amreica, which would absolutely, undeniably be filled with tons of teenage sex, every girl is a backstabbing whore, constant cheating and breakups, weed and alcohol would likely be involved frequently and all of the characters would be completely unlikable.
For teenagers that would seem all cool and realistic, but being an adult and looking back on it it's all just a bunch of dumb fucking retarded kids being retarded kids. That however, can be entertaining from time to time but I still bet it would be shit.

>>153282323
The girls regularly fuck other guys/niggers and convince MC that open relationships are normal in 2017. Flops harder than kuzu no honkai.

>>153285099
Horse girl, no doubt. That is to say dirty blonde hair with fair to tanned skin, white. Wears jeans everywhere and generally dresses like people would've a few years ago. Has braces and glasses are a possibility. They are upper middle class to upper class in wealth. Their hobbies include eating grass, riding horses, and being a furry. What the fuck is their problem.

>>153285762
You've reminded me of my 9gag days. Stop.

>>153310097
>open relationships are normal in 2017
But they are.

>>153301882
>america
>accepting refugees

> American harem
> Bieng cucked by race-traitor whores
> Fat mulato wilderbeasts
> Huge bull-dykes
> Vulgar, loud, feminist man-hating plastic shallow bitches

My dick just explosively shrunk so far down my pelvis I don't know how long it's going to take for it to come back out again. Thanks anon.

>>153310025
I don't believe teenagers are so extreme in America.

>>153282323
Niggers and mexicans

>>153285379

That spoiler.

>>153282323
fun story:I had my own high school harem anime during my senior year.
bonus fact:I am citizen of the best country of the world

>>153316090
And you ended up being the beta MC that never dicked them, rite?

>>153316260
Yeah. In retrospect, I realize I was effectively the gay best friend. They were so comfortable around me because I posed absolutely no sexual threat.

>>153316366
Damn, that hurts a little bit ;_;.

Also let's not talk about it that much, you will get a b& because of blogposting.
But it would a fun anime about a guy that the girls think they're the gay best friend but actually wants to berry his dick on all the girls.
And there's harem ending, of course.

>>153291238
Rorschach's origin story?

>>153297143
If Mexican genki has a fang I'm sold.

>>153290725
Wait that's actually a good point, why is that?

>>153309128
More people know about Hollywood then Venice.

Replace flirting, teasing and all that fine stuff with sexuality. Make the whole thing sexual. Asking for permission for handholding? Fuck that, this is the land of the free, if you don't take her hand, she will forcefully grab it and rub her breasts onto you. Minutes go by, and they're already fucking. But since she doesn't like the way she feels, he leaves her. Repeat. Repeat. Repeat. It's going to be rather episodical in nature, just like the american cartoons are. In the end, he will fall in love with the one girl who he didn't fuck; the one that didn't flirt with him. All along, he was tired of feeling like he was the world to those girls. All he wanted is somebody to be HIS world.