Maid Dragon

Badly translated futakuro live comments
>Let me show you the power of a simplegon...
>Last time I got so many good caps I couldn't decide what to use for thread OP
>Kobayashi doesn't have a woman's design at all

>A new female character!!!
>Wall slam!
>Company name starting with hell
>Does she not appear in security footage
>Skill that can be used for voyeurism
>Hey hey he's gonna die
>Dangerous
>He's dead
>Huge cup
>I'm scared of infinite loop

>>It's rare to see an ahegao animated by Kyoani
>[reply with image of Nichijou ahegao]

>Living with a man is no good
>As expected the man is denied
>Make a log cabin
>Will become Arakawa Under the Bridge?
>Forgery of public documents
>Nice name
>>Can you make family register and resident card so easily?
>It's magic
>Can buy it online too

>God or the devil's work?
>Truly a dragon
>Unlike Kobayashi-san, doesn't earn money
>Male bonding... an omen of an increase in homo
>Otaku dislikes foreign objects entering his territory

>Already a lesbian at this age
>Orgasm

>Not naked!
>Wet clothes
>I can't see nipples
>Zero-gravity skirt
>Iron wall skirt
>I'm glad there's no animal abuse
>The principle of leverage...!?
>ELECTRIC THUNDER!
>Live broadcast intrusion!

>This girl is useless

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Post best dragon

>ywn be stalked by an invisible dragon maid at your desk job

why even live?

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mune ga shimacchau ne

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>>153211613
She is literary me

I want to be Kobayashi's bride.

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>>153211860

>>153211949

>>>/lit/

>>153211860
>>153211887
child molester

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loli liek crep

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>>153211860
I prefer the dragon that isn't a pedophile

>>153211949
How can a 3rd grader be such a dyke?

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>>153211887
I'd kill for a clean, transparent .gif of this.

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KOTS(Kino of the season)

Some day this show will be over.

>>153212066
Blame Kanna for being so cute

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>>153212100

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>>153211860

Nah One Room is the kino of the season

>>153211991
Get off the internet Tohru

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>>153212006
>>153212024

Show some respect to the goddess.

>>153212100
IGNORED

>>153212091
KINO

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>>153212100

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I tried the spoon thing. Leverage my ass.

Maybe jap spoons are just shit quality.

>>153212091
Post the others! Post the others!

>>153212100
And someday you will DIE

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Stealth Kanna Cuteness

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>>153212100

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KyoAni messed up this episode. There are very small but sometimes noticeable black vertical bars. They somehow fucked up the ratio while mastering the episode, either that or it was Crunchyroll's fault. If it was indeed KyoAni's someone should tweet them so they can fix it in the BDs.

>>153212259
Fucking baka gaijin

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>>153212100

>>153212295
>There are very small but sometimes noticeable black vertical bars

Pic not related? I can't see anything.

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Tohru is so pretty.

>>153212246
It's wonderful, isn't it?

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>python

>>153212341
Get some glasses, retard.

FAFNIR IS SO CUTE

>>153212374
What is she trying to do here

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literally me

>>153212341
Look at the left and right borders.

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>>153212100
>In a couple of months or so that anime you're attached to will end, then...
>It's fine, the more I treasure these moments and being here right now, the sadder I'll be when time comes, I'm sure, but I don't want to call those feelings regret

>>153212410
You mean the bars that Crunchyroll has had since like 2011?

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>>153212005
>KyoAni with the best animated fight scenes of the season

What games would Fafnir enjoy?

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Madoka reference? Kyoani confirmed for bros!

>>153212374
Somebody call /g/

>>153212399
She's a 4chan developer who's trying to get your machine number, OS, geolocation, etc.

>>153212435
Dragon Quest

>>153212259
Whoa didn't even notice that

So moe I'm gonna die

>>153212100
Kyoani will just make another masterpiece.

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>>153212420
Can you try harder? The ratio is fucked up by 2-4 pixels, I'll check out a TokyoMX rip and see if it was in fact KyoAni's fault.

Who would win in a fight Fafnir or Tohru?

>>153212402
w-wow, you're cute!

>>153212477
How about Breath of Fire?

>>153212399
creating sessions between a browser and a web server using cookies.
Even uses a cryptographically secure PRNG for session IDs, good stuff.

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>>153212100
Not if we die first.

>>153212402
>sweet and sour girl doesn't like sweet and sour food

It's like poetry

>>153212578
>BoF IV
>side with Fou Lu

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>>153212384
>>153212437
>>153212486

Thanks for those. Doing god's work, Anon.

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>>153212589
DELET

Did Tohru push Fafnir to Takiya in hopes he turns gay?

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Even here, there is no escape from the bracket syntax war.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLBUd3r1y3I

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>>153212589
What is she eating?

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>>153212384
>>153212437
>>153212486
>>153212609
i like (You)

>>153212295
I noticed them in past episodes too.

>>153211613
I told you the explosion was in the wrong direction

anyway next episode is the Shota episode at least

>>153212663
There's no war. Top curly brace having its own line is completely retarded.

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Where does one acquire a dragon this cute?

>>153212674
It's a crepe. ;)

>>153212648
Maybe this show is too much gay, so that kinda makes sense.

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>>153212677
I'm checking them out and they aren't there. Examples?

>>153212704
there is one situation where it's useful, when you have an opening line for a statement that splits across multiple lines.

Next episode will be Shota and Elma
Can't wait

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I cut out Kanna from one of the screenshots. Enjoy.

>>153212663
Putting opening bracket on its own line is as retarded as using tabs.

>>153212663
There is literally no fucking reason to give it its own line except to look hipster

>>153212752
That' what you said for this episode.

I don't trust you anymore, Anonymous.

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>>153212295

Yeah, it wasn't Crunchyroll's fault. KyoAni messed up. And seeing how they don't usually fix their mistakes in the BDs we'll just have to deal with it.

>>153212759
>as using tabs
Most editors these days make tabs just 2 or 4 spaces.

>>153212784
Even some large companies, such as Epic Games, have a coding standard that includes braces on separate lines. It's hardly "hipster", it's a readability thing.

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>apartment realtor doens't take the gold to a bank vault or museum and give Fafnir an apartment rentfree for a year
Are Japs really this retarded or those this have to do with more honoru bullshit.

>>153212391
>you will never play vidya with Fafnir

>>153212820
Microsoft uses Hungarian notation, that still doesn't man Hungarian notation is a good style choice.
In fact, it's fucking awful and the WinAPI is worse off because of it.

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My wife Kumiko is an Office Lady as well. Her fluff is fading away, though.

>>153212836
Well how can he be sure it's not a scam and fool's gold?

He'd have to call in his friend who's an expert on dragon gold to appraise it

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Episode previews (not complete)
>episode 6
>Saikawa's house + shota house (episode preview)
>episode 7
>Comiket + Beach episode
>episode 8
>Bento episode (probably Elma after chronologically)
>episode 9
>original version of Parents day (Kanna still asks Kobayashi who says no at first but its a parent child sports day instead)

and presumably about 4 more other episodes after this and maybe an OVA

>>153212759
>hitting a key 1 time is more retarded than hitting it 4 times

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Is it just me or the anime makes it seem Tohru actually has a small chance with kobayashi? everything's 50% more adorable.

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>>153212878
>Kumiko stops being a musician and becomes an OL

Life is cruel

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>>153212900
>Beach episode
Can we skip episode six? Nobody cares about some shota.

>>153212820
>readability
How the fuck is
if (ipsum) {
Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet;
consectetuer adipiscing elit;
sed diam nonummy nibh euismod;
tincidunt ut laoreet dolore;
magna aliquam erat volutpat;
}
Less readable than
if (ipsum)
{
Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet;
consectetuer adipiscing elit;
sed diam nonummy nibh euismod;
tincidunt ut laoreet dolore;
magna aliquam erat volutpat;
}
?
If anything it's confusing because spacing doesn't really line up anymore

>>153212900
>サブタイトル未定
What? Especially considering the episode below.

>nobody will ever care about you as much as tooru cares about kobayashi

>>153212925
You're retarded.

>>153212937
She realized music can't pay the bills

>>153212900
>>episode 7
>>Comiket + Beach episode
Not just one, TWO meme places in ONE episode? Sign mem up.

>>153212955
>spaces don't carry through on 4chan
I'm retarded I guess

>>153212925
are you retarded?
indenting with 4 spaces is one keypress too.

>>153212890
>dragon gold
It's regular gold you fool and even if it were some gold that didn't exist on earth wouldn't that make it rarer and be even more valuable. That is how gold value works you know.

>>153212928
Yeah it seems more like Kobayashi is falling in love with Tooru. I'm not falling for it after Hibike though, not until it's 110% explicit

>>153212937
delete fucking this

Saikawa's orgasms just getting increasingly cut off was hilarious.

Fuck this anime is starting to turn me into a pedophile. Can't even look at Kanna or her balding friend without getting a damn boner.

>>153212992
There's a reason /g/ has code tags.

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>>153212006
Just some happy accidents.

>>153212100
YAMEROOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>>153212952
>Not wanting to see more of best girl
>Not wanting see /ss/

Go away homo.

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>>153212900
>Saikawa's house
it's habbening

>>153213053
It's not like I want to fuck them, I just want them to make love to each other

>>153212186
Harambe?

>>153212836
Can't verify gold value without paying an appraiser upfront. Even then he has to sell it himself; gold in a vault won't make cash for paying taxes magically appear in his bank account.

>things women want done to them
>5 - behind hug
>4 - princess carry
>3 - handholding
>2 - headpats
>1 - be pushed against a wall
...is this actually the results of a poll or something in irl Japan or is this a meme

I love Fafnir.

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>come home
>see your moron dragon wearing a meme sweater backwards
What do you do?

>>153213200
It's what the KyoAni animators want.

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>>153213005
>get some mystery gold of unidentifiable composition
>now the government thinks you're an alien

>>153213200
I'm a guy but I want a girl to do all of those things to me

>>153213200
Don't know, but I would love to receive all of those.
I'm a dude by the way.

>>153213200
In a more conservative country where banging on the first date isn't the norm, romance and fantasy is more prevalent and you find more appreciation for love gestures.

>>153213002
only if your text editor was set to do it, in which case
>having the tab key make a tab is somehow retarded
>it is literally called the tab key

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>>153213205
I want to brush his hair.

>>153213200
They probably just surveyed the kyoani office seeing how most of their staff is female

>>153212900
Nice, they have the /ss/ and loli /u/ segments together so everyone will be fappy.

>>153213329
>loli /u/
That's /ll/ for /lesbian loli/, anon

>>153213306
Yeah but I specifically had strong doubt against the #1 place

>>153213316
tabs have no standardised size, so if you need a unit less than one tab and use spaces (e.g. continuing statements) then your alignment is all whack depending on the editor someone views the file in.

>>153213200
2 seems like bullshit. I don't know of any girls that enjoy that. Maybe moonfolk are different, however.

>>153213200
Handholding works on me

>>153213377
Your girls don't enjoy headpats? Where do you live, anon, I'd make sure not to go there.

>>153213377
Native asians like the headpat
Read an article on it before, something about liking 'cute' more and that's why a lot of Western brands flop when they try pushing western ads in Japan or China

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>you will never be pinned against the wall and tenderly loved by your cute office lady husband

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Lads I literally just want to pick her up and plunge my dick so far into her asshole that I end up bending at a 90-degree angle backwards.
Literal walking onahole. Lolis with thick thighs will forever be patrician.

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>>153213217
Wake up.

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>>153212402
>not only a lesbian but also pedo
kys

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>Japanese table actually breaking

What sorcery did Tohru use?

>>153213486
The power of love, anon.

>>153213511
When are we going to see her?

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>>153213453
please fuck yourself with a pen instead

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so cute

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>>153213453
That`s wicked.

If Saikawa is a lesbian, why did she love it when Kanna just called her "tomodachi"?

>>153213486
She came with the force of a thousand suns, not even folded wood can stop that.

>>153213484
>kys
Back to the youtube comments.

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no enough thighs this ep

>>153213561
>red ears in the end
C U T E

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>>153213561
>They pursue love with sounds
What did she mean by this?

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>>153213534
Any episode now.

>>153212005
>studio who makes cute girls do cute things
>makes better fight scenes than current dragonball show

KyoAni need to make a DBZ style show based on cute girls doing cute things. 5 episodes of build up and cute SoL bullshittery and 1 full episode of non stop action like Kanna/Tohru play fight.

>>153213554
Because you're probably a little autistic. It's okay though, I still love you.

>>153213633
Look at how shit KnK turned out, they just can't do something totally right, they have to fuck something up.

The MC is so boring.

This is my something-to-do-while-waiting-for-Konosuba anime.

>>153213200
>rape not even in the top 5
Sus list tbqh

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>>153213736

>>153213541
Pregnancy test shoop when?

>>153213736
Shit taste m8

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>>153213727

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This took too long.

>>153213791
It's much appreciated though!
Now I just gotta muster up the energy to edit them to various daily-whatever-shit that one can use.

>>153213649
What do you mean?

>>153212958
maybe they're trying to bully Elma

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>>153213783
I need (You) shop for this

i need so many shops of this show

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Where do I find a dying dragon pierced by a sword?

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so how does this spoon trick actually work? or how did Kobayashi do it?

>>153213727
That's not even particularly many imports. Not the mention they're standard library.

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>>153213783
theres this one but its not great

>>153211949
hey there cutie

>>153213783
i've already seen it. looks like i didn't save it. whoops.

>>153213945
Thank you!

>>153212100
muted

>>153213901
I wonder how many anons that will go and ruin their spoons after this episode

>>153213901

You brute force the other end either against a table or the palm of your own hand.
The hard part is to make it look effortless.

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>>153213787
>tfw don't understand any of this /g/ jokes
I hope we can go back to /ck/ posting

>>153213871
There's a girl you like in your class. One day she says the two of you are friends. How do you feel?

>>153212384
Where is this dragon

>>153214023
I hope we can go back to /fa/ backpack discussions

>>153213607
>superior nippongese sfx jokes

>>153213791
thank you anon, saved

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How many ahegao's is she gonna have by the end of the season?

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>>153214023
or /v/

>>153214049
gay

Why the yuri?

>>153213607
The term is kabedon. Kabe means wall, don is the onomatopoeia for the guy's hand hitting the wall. So going off the phrase alone Tohru thought it was some kind of morse code shit where you repeatedly slam the wall making the don noise.

>>153214100
Zenbu.

>>153214125
Why not the yuri?

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>>153214049
Silly anon, you should know that friend in Japanese means lesbian spouse with whom you raise magical/IPS kids.

>>153213607
I wonder how the Gabriel Dropout memesubber would have handled this one.

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>>153213803
why is kanna so great

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>>153214100
Kanna is gonna get Saikawa preggo at this rate

>>153214125
I think Kyoani recognized the bad reaction that Hibike caused, and they're trying to make up for it. Except they still won't make it explicit because Japan is too conservative.

>>153214226
She better take responsibility.

>>153214256
>Kyoani
>Caring
What a funny joke.

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I want to ______ Kobayashi.

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>for{ }

>>153214302
marry

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>>153214302
Be adopted by.

>>153214137
Fuck that's funny.

>>153214302
Violently marry.

>>153214302

Drink beer with

Anyone else find it refreshing Kobayashi isn't a typical MC?

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>>153214376
They pretty much already are, though.

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>>153214328
5

>>153214437
I don't know why but I find her plain-ness really cute. Maybe it just shows I'm a boring fuck.

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>>153214226

>>153214437
Yes.

>>153214302
end humanity with

WHY DOES SHE WANT HER TAIL EATEN

>>153213435
>Read an article on it before, something about liking 'cute' more and that's why a lot of Western brands flop when they try pushing western ads in Japan or China


Now I'm curious

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>It's another "include a character that doesn't appear until half way through the series and even then only appears sporadically, alongside the main cast in the OP" series
I pity people that are watching this for Elma.

>>153214623
Like for example a lot of college girls still have 'cute' wallets or 'cute' backpacks with bears and cats and stuff, and pens with hello kitty and stuff are sold to high school students.

>>153214605
To make her immortal so that they can together forever.

>>153214605
She wants to have her meat inside her waifu.

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SHAZAM

>>153214605
It's symbolism for sex.

>>153214629
Hopefully she gets a lot of anime original scenes.

>>153214302
Wife

>>153214730
Is that fucking Yui

>>153214730
me on the right

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>>153214730

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>>153212664

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>>153214629
at least she beat everyone besides Kanna in the popularity poll

>>153214730
>>153214830

I knew she was going to do a teleport thing like in tv but this still caught me completely off guard.

>>153213727
>pickle

absolutely disgusting

Also Python doesn't use all those curly brackets as its an indented language. My inner /g/ is triggered.

>>153214861
>tooru didn't make the list
This poll is trash.

>>153214302
Befriend.

>>153214833
that fucking face is killing me

why is this so entertaining? This shouldn't be so enjoyable, it's just cute slice of life with some fanservice and lot's of gayness. Why do the episodes feel so short?

>>153214302
compliment

>>153214861
>Fafnir has more fans than Kobayashi and Tooru
hahaha

>>153214976
It feels short because you're paying attention and you want more of it. If you like it, it seems to whizz by. I know that feel senpai

>>153214302
be besties with

>>153214302
Behead

>>153214890
your inner /g/ is a mediocre codemonkey. heck off, turd

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>>153214976
Time flies when you're having fun, anon. ;_;

>>153214976
It's just so cute and sweet and warm feeling. One of Kyoani's best for sure

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Hahaha, what a dumb sexy loli.

>>153214302
inspire long-forgotten dreams of devoted, passionate vanilla lovemaking in

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>>153215048

Is there any anime that captures the appeal of sumata better than this one?

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>Lucoa in less slutty clothes

>>153215143
25 and single? You'd be doing her a favour.

>>153214605
It might be extremely delicious.

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>>153215056

Is the full ED out yet?

>>153213727
>Guys, it was right in front of you the whole time.
>You're dereferencing a null pointer.
>Open your eyes.

>>153215271
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DtQX8jFP_3E

>>153215213
I feel bad for her, does she has backache for that gigant breasts, is bra useless for her boobs?

>>153215271
Yes

>>153215308
she's a goddess, she doesn't skip back workouts so she doesn't get back pain from having big fat dragon tats

>>153215308
I don't think dragons experience back pain.

>>153215308
>dragon
>pain without specific weapons involved

>>153215308
>Backache
Imagine attaching a peanut to each of your nipples. That's the level of exertion she needs to keep her tits afloat.

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>>153215308
She can handle it.
Goddess's can most likely rid of the pain.

>>153215376
My nipples would break out into hives.

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>>153215388
>low res

I want to use Lucoa's tits as punching bags
doujins when

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>you will never be married to Kobayashi and have a a daughter like Kanna
I thought this anime was supposed to make me want to start a family but now its just setting my expectations too high

>>153213053
One of us. One of us.

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I felt bad when the director fell ;_;

>>153213200
Did they interview a bunch of lolis?

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>>153215628
Dont be a brute, her boobs are for loving and paizuri

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>>153215409
Tohru's doom counter sure was dangerously close to the breaking point this week.

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>>153215308
Also how she can walk straight? I can't do that, 2D is such blessed world

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What is Kanna thinking?

japanese development shops look depressing

looks like IBM or something

This shouldn't be allowed to be so fun

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>Nobody likes the little dyke
;_;

>>153215698
He just wanted to motivate his employees

will this show give me diabeetus?

>>153215806
everybody loves her shut the fuck up

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So

Who sent the video?

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>>153215782
Illuminati
X-files music

>>153214605
So she can be inside her.

>>153215855
He's talking about the girl behind redhead.

>>153213901
The trick is really simple, you rub the narrow area of the spoon to cause the friction to make the spoon maliable. That literally all it is. Those "psycics" that used that trick in the 90's all had done that prior to showing it on tv.

Does anyone have a gif of Fafnir's wobbling after Takiya tells him he can stay

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>>153215766
>>153215782
>>153215806
>>153215857
I sure love watching anime mastered at full 1080p in 720p.

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Kanna Kanna

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>>153215806
>teacher: now pair up with a friend

>>153214302
watch Tohru breed with

bzzt

https://files.catbox.moe/cndnwc.webm

>>153215917

It's upscaled you numbnuts.

>>153215308
Why is it that every single time an anime character with huge tits shows up, someone always asks this?

>>153215917
That's not what you said last night.

>>153216025
Wouldn't you, if you saw something like this?

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>>153215952

>>153215917
Oh boy I sure love discussing about 720p vs 1080p

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>>153215855
>>153215883

>>153216143
EVERYONE loves her they just dont know it yet

>>153216025
Back problems and huge knockers go hand in hand.

>>153216076
no, because that's stupid

>>153216143
I want to put my tongue in her butthole.

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>tfw

>>153216193
How is it stupid? It seems like a sensible concern.

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>>153216007
It's not. All KyoAni productions as far back as Chuu2 have been full 1080p. Pic related: behind the scenes footage of the making of Chuu2. Note the resolution they're working in in the upper right hand corner.
Also, all anime these days is given to TV stations/CR/Funi/etc. by the anime studios in HDCAM/HDCAM-SR format. This means that all 720p TV rips or Horriblesubs releases are LITERALLY DOWNSCALES.
tl;dr: You're an ignorant idiot.

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>>153216206
Tooru will give birth to and watch over Kobayashi's descendants.

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>>153216206

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Does anyone have a .webm of pic related.

>>153216308
>Tooru will give birth to and watch over Kobayashi's descendants.
that's a great premise

>>153215952
>pet Kanna
>she sneezes
>accidentally electrocutes you

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>>153216007
>>153216286
Reaction image taken from 1080p Horriblesubs release. Does this look upscaled? No. It's sharp as shit. It's full 1080p.

>>153212246
And everything will be alright.

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>>153214976
Good direction and visuals help a lot.

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>>153216117
S3 never. ; ;

>>153215286
Come on buddy, it's Python there's no points. That's why your shit code is not working, stop thinking in C/C++.

What does Lucoa's pussy feel like?

>>153213783
FUCK YOU! NO!
I SAY
NOOOOOOOOOO