You can only choose two

>>153185896
The virgin one

>>153185896
Shinobu and the sexiest man alive.

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Kanbaru & Karen. No one even needs to bother posting really, this is objectively the most correct choice to make here.

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Snake and Doll

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>>153185896
Of course I choose my daughteru.

But which sisteru to choose? Karen of Tsukihi? It is a dilemma.

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this one

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>>153185896
Snail for wife, math for daughter.

>>153185896
Tsukihi and Koyomi

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Crab + cat
Crab + monkey
Crab + Bat
Crab + snake
Any of those is fine.

>>153186060
Math has a dead mother and a piece of shit father yet again, poor girl just can't catch a break

>>153185896
Bat. Then Snail for daughteru.

>>153185896
Left and right

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>>153186158
You're right, alive snail then.

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>>153185896
Bat.

>>153186266
If snail is alive then rest 99% of worlds population is dead.

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>>153185896
I want monkey and spooky, why isn't she in there?

>>153186378
You can't have everything.

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and snail

>>153185896
Having never seen this shit, I'd say the one with the yellow shorts.

>>153185896
cat and bat

>>153186464
THe one with green hair looks pretty good too.

>>153186441
I wish someone made that as a webm and without the artifacts.

>>153185896
Monkey and Bee, how is this a dilemma?

doll + snail
>tfw no ougi

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Snail and Arararagi
We're going to have a threesome

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>>153185896
Shinobu and Monkey

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>>153186378
>adopt math as a little kid
>save snail from getting hit by a car
>Araragi is not traumatized by Sodachi, and probably doesn't even get in naoetsu high
>He never meets Kiss-shot and snail being alive doesn't matter anymore

>>153185896
Loli snail and loli bat. Tempted to choose Arararararagi though.
>no homo

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I choose birb and birb

>snail and bat
>or monkey and bat
Can't I pick 3?

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>no zr or pantyhose

why even fucking bother choosing? Fuck you for wasting my time OP.

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>>153185896
>best girl thread
>best girl not an option

>>153186681
The upside is you can fuck her dead every day and she'll just resurrect.

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>>153186293
Bro

>>153185896
Snail, for that canon best smile.

>[Mayoi Snail Ch.4]
>Incidentally, that was when I saw Hachikuji Mayoi’s carefree smile for the first time. It was quite charming and it seemed to open my heart. The usual way of describing that type of smile was to say it was like a blooming sunflower, but it was also the type of smile that most people stopped making after getting much older than her.
>“Sigh. Oh, god.”
>That was a close one. If I was a lolicon, I would fallen for her there. I really am glad I’m not a lolicon.

and not-dead older Snail alongside her because like reroragi I'm not a lolicon.

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>>153186707
>zr
Senjougahara
>pantyhose
Sodachi

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>>153186748
I'm required to keep on fucking her non-stop, everything else would be inhumane

>>153186792
op states i can only pick from the picture

fuck outta here

>>153185994
best taste itt

>>153186707
Shinobu has a pantyhose scene in Koyomimono
Actually half the chicks in that image wearing school uniforms probably have ZR going on, they're all bare-legged for reasons in this picture

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Snake and Monkey

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>>153185896
Monkey and Doll.

>>153186648
>and probably doesn't even get in naoetsu high
Originally he tried the entry test on a whim and fluked his way through though, not sure that'd change here. We know from Koyomi Reverse that if he saves Sodachi, after turning into his caring imouto they'd still be studying maths together too.

>>153186987
>fluked his way throug
Thats not a thing that happens in reality.

>>153186932
I wonder who the backround artist is.
Maybe its result of some marketing science saying "this backround sells" but to me it looks shit.

Crab + bat/monkey/math

>>153187043
Getting lucky on tests isn't completely unheard of, just incredibly unlikely.

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>>153185981

I second this. Shinobu will be with you til the end of time and Koyomi will fight for you. For justice.

>>153186987
If Sodachi didn't have trouble with her family she wouldn't have any reason to interact with Araragi because of his cop parents.

Without math he shouldn't be able to get to that elite school, but then I think he has a classmate that gets just zeros and doesn't give a fuck in ougi formula, maybe it's possible to just fluke without good grades in anything.

>>153186761
Did google translate work?
>Let the cat chairperson say something like this
>Absolutely know
wear instead of say, and not instead of know makes some sense but doesn't really match bat's expression.

Shinobu and Hachikuji.

>>153187101
Also if you're not up to the level of your peers, you are likely to drop out of the school.
I would not recommend anyone to go to a school where you're the bottom 1% intellectually.

>>153187177
That was Koyomi's entire problem even. Though it was more the workload than the level of work itself from the way he described it, thanks to fluking the exam everyone suddenly had high expectations of him which he now had to meet. He then turned into the closest thing the school had to a delinquent which just created more weird expectations/images of him in the eyes of others.

>>153186904
In terms of uniforms:
Hanekawa, Karen, Nadeko: normal socks
Senjougahara, Tsukihi: ZR
Ougi, Sodachi: pantyhose
Kanbaru: spats

So only Senjougahara and Tsukihi on OP's pic.

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>>153185896

Crab & Monkey. easiest choice of my life

>>153185896
Bat and Snail.

Not even a contest.

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>>153185896
With Shinobu it's enough

>>153187739
this pretty much is the only good option.

>>153187082
they stole the background of The Stranger and then pasted characters over it. Genious I'd say.

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>>153187854
>>153186761

>>153185896
Crab and Bat. That was easy

>>153185896
Doll and Snail please.

Monkey+Doll

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>>153186044
the only best taste gets no reply. how tragic.

>>153185896
Cat and monkey, easy

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Snake and Karen, although snake alone is just as good

Araragi Koyomi and Araragi Koyomi

>>153185896
the 2 fattest.

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>>153188082
their loss desu

>>153186972
Magnificent taste, my fellow comrade

>>153186681
>>>/wsg/1533243

I'll take one cat and one teenage snail please

>>153187165
>>153187756
Excellent taste, friendo.

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>>153185896
Snail+Cat

Snek and hottest sister

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>>153185896

If I HAD to pick from that picture, Kanbaru and Hanekawa.

If I had to pick from the entire cast, I would pick Ougi and Ougi.

>>153189506
but anon, best boy is koyomi

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>>153189570

Even Kaiki is a better boy than Koyomi.

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>>153185994
My nigga. Exactly who I was going to choose.

>>153186541
Why don't you do it?

>>153185896
Bat and monkey. Easiest choice of my life.

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>>153185896
Hanekawa black and white.

It's always gonna be Hanekawa.

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>>153190956

1-3 Bat doll
4-6 Bat snail
7-9 Bat bee
0 Bat phoenix

>>153190956
>You came to a reconciliation with Shinobu Oshino little by little—but can you be forgiven for doing so? Speaking of forgiveness, the First was ‘forgiven’ by Shinobu-chan back in August… Does the fact that you can’t forgive Shinobu-chan even now make you narrow-minded? And aren’t you hoping to be forgiven yourself, in spite of all that?

>“You acted so sure of yourself that time you chose a little girl over your lover and your savior, but that decision of yours is still eating away at you even now, isn’t it?
>Chose a little girl over your lover and saviour
>chose a little girl over you saviour
>little girl

>>153185896
Shinobu twice

>>153191090
Shinobu has long since forgiven, it's just Araragi deluding himself that he and Shinobu haven't. This guy will make himself believe everything in order to not cross that line with bat yet

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>>153185896
>gets to pick both
>doesn't

so this must be the /pleb/ general

>>153185994
Best taste Karen and Kanbaru are best

>>153185896
Snail and bird.

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>>153190956
This

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monkey first
then any one of crab, bat, bird, bee, cat and spooks would be fine

Alive snail and undead max power level bat

Reign supreme over a scorched earth together with my waifus

otherwise just vanilla crab because I'm vanilla

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>>153186606

>>153185896
I have already, that's why they are NOT in the picture OP.

Hanekawa because she makes my dick diamonds.

Nadeko because she makes my dick diamonds.

>>153185896
Nadeko and Hanekawa

I don't know what people see in Shinobu. She's not even the best loli

>>153193475
>>153193526
I don't particularly like Hanekawa as a character, but damn, do I want to fuck that bitch.

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>>153185896
>In the pic
Monkey and Bat
>Whole cast
Spooky and webm related

>>153185896
Hitagi and Suruga.

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>>153193654
I can relate. Hanekawa was made for breeding.

>>153194593
Does she ever get any real screen time?

>>153195227
How can Araragi resist her? Is he gay?

>>153195227
I wonder if Kizu and Shinbo had any hand in the breakup and push for Ragi x Cat

>>153194593
>I'll appear for 3 minutes just to dump philosophy blabbering into the viewer
Mamaragi is shit.

>>153185896
Crab is first choice.
Second choice is pretty difficult between cat, bird, and bat.

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>>153185896
Bee and monkey

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>>153185896
Bat and Crab. Alternatively, Bat and Snake so I can fuse them, because this is really fucking hot.

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>>153185896
Hanekawa and Shinobu.

>>153195491
you are shit

>>153185994
mah man

>>153185896
Fuck you I'm choosing 3.

Monkey, bee and cat.

>>153191090
Reading this just makes me wish Ougi spoke in greentext when she's bringing the heat.

>>153185896
I'll take the one to the left of the blue orb and the one in yellow shorts.

How'd I do?

>>153197210
desu its nearly impossible to pick 2 monogatari girls and not win

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I only need 1 girl.

>>153185896
Cat and Phoenix.

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I want to tie up and tease Ougi with Kanbaru

>>153197303
Snake and Math is the only combo that is a loss

>>153185994
Best choice.

>Almost everyone who picked Bee also picked Monkey
Huh.

>>153195455
Araragi loved and idolized Hanekawa to a degree he would never get together with her. I think Neko Kuro makes that pretty clear.

Crab and Bat just like RRRG. It isn't even a contest.

>still no good kizu subs

>>153185896
Only finishing Nise now but choosing is fucking impossible. All of are great in one way or another.

>>153198995

Bee and Monkey have generally the same kind of personality.

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>>153199033
Crab loves him. Why would any of them give a shit about you?

>>153199291
> Crab loves him
Yeah. Watch Hitagi End.

>>153199019
That sounds pretty gay by itself.

>>153185896
Monkey and Doll.

I'm a man who knows what he wants.

>>153199305
What about it?

>>153199320
A man who wants a slutty lesbian and a corpse.

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>>153199291
It doesn't seem that hard to gain Crab's love.

>>153199330
She cucked Araragi with Kaiki and kept it in secret.

>>153185896
Bat and Bee. It's really fucking hard to exclude Monkey though, damn it.

>try show out because /a/ said it has lolis
>first episode
>WORDSWORDSWORDSWORDS MUH PHILOSOPHY
>dropped

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>>153199406

>>153199344
Did I stutter?

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>>153185896
Easy picks.

>>153199369
It would be great if that was true, since Kaiki is much more based than cuckragi, but sadly, it isn't.

>>153199499
Your picks for the gas-chamber?

>>153199499
Wow, you picked the two worst girls. Good job.

>>153199530
not even close.
would gas snail and monkey.

>>153185896
The girls, especilly crab and cat look extremely unusually erotic in this image and I can't pinpoint why, it drives me crazy.

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>>153199523
It is.

>>153185896
The one most suited to my dick and the one least suited to my dick.

>>153199615
She was trying to use him for her own purposes, the end of the arc made that pretty clear.

>>153199587
How can someone have this bad of a taste?

>>153199648
> She was trying to use him for her own purposes
She cucked you too.

>>153199671
b-but I wasn't her boyfriend

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>>153199654
well if any of your picks is in this list, all i can say is how can someone have this plain of a taste?
> Shinobu, Hitagi, Karen, Mayoi, Ougi

>>153193355
This healed my heart

>>153199291
Literally worthless and 3d levels of scum

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>>153199816
Reminder that the TV shinobu is no longer canon.

>>153195537
>Chose a little girl over his lover and saviour
>over his lover
> still thinking that she is #1
She never was

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>>153185896
Monkey and Bat

>>153185896
obviously snail, how is this a question?

>>153199802
How is Ougi plain?
I don't even like her much but I wouldn't describe her as plain.

>>153185896
Snake and snake.

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>>153200423

He's just shitposting.

>>153185896
Kanbaru and Tsukihi, easy one

Nobody wants the couch? Do you sit on the floor or something? I choose that couch, since it looks comfy

And also karen

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>>153200471
hehe someone caught me out.

Phoenix so that I have a kawaii imouto
Crab to satisfy my fetishes

>>153185896
shinobu + doll/snail at a coin flip

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Surprised by how many people chose Karen.
I was under the impression she was the least popular monogatari, at least on /a/

>>153199895
Who are you quoting

>>153202392
Izuko Gean talking to Araragi

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>>153186681
Birb, add on any of the loli trinity it doesn't matter which one because all the loli trinity is top tier

>>153202324
Shes a taller, manlier discount monkey whos main attribute is being stupid.
At least she has a career later in life unlike SOME Araragis.

>>153185994
Yeah m8, this right here.

>>153202392
>“But at any rate, you wanted to repent, and you wanted someone to condemn you. Ever since spring break, deep down both in both body and in soul, you’ve felt keenly aware of your own underhandedness.

>“You saved Kiss-Shot Acerola-Orion Heart-Under-Blade out of a sense of pity—and you wanted to suffer the consequences.

>“You formed a friendship with Tsubasa Hanekawa—but since you couldn’t return her feelings, you always worried about whether you were really entitled to do so.

>“You saved Hitagi Senjougahara from the distress that had plagued her for years—so when you started dating her afterwards, you couldn’t help wondering if you were just ‘taking advantage of her weakness.’

>“You respect Suruga Kanbaru—and the fact that you can’t live your life so candidly makes you feel inferior to her.

>“You saved Nadeko Sengoku—but she wasn’t the only one you wanted to save back then.

>“You came to a reconciliation with Shinobu Oshino little by little—but can you be forgiven for doing so? Speaking of forgiveness, the First was ‘forgiven’ by Shinobu-chan back in August… Does the fact that you can’t forgive Shinobu-chan even now make you narrow-minded? And aren’t you hoping to be forgiven yourself, in spite of all that?

>“You acted so sure of yourself that time you chose a little girl over your lover and your savior, but that decision of yours is still eating away at you even now, isn’t it?

I pick Hanekawa and Monkey. Monkey to help motivate me into fitness and for the perfect snuggling duo after we've made love while we just kick back and read lewd literature in bed after.

Rate taste.

>>153202537
>discount monkey
I find her more attractive than Kanbaru, to be hones. I can't come up with any reasons why, I just do.

>>153202617
5/10 the one you gotta justify is cat though

>>153202687

Hanekawa is there because I like how her personality and boobs are a plus. She could be the middle man between me and Kanbaru making sure things don't get too out of control between us.

>>153185896
Older Snail and Cat ("Male").

>>153185994
I want to get cucked by these two. Imagining how their lesbian sex will be is a regular occurence in my head and a happy fap.

>>153185896
Long hair Senjougahara
Short hair Kanbaru

>>153194593
This is from koyoimonogatari right? Which episode is this

>>153185896
karen and shinobu

>>153203426
Isn't that from Nekomonogatari Shiro?

>>153185896
>I can't pick bat, bird, snail and doll

Fuck I don't know, I like them all the same

Shinobu and the doll girl.

>>153185896
Shinobu and Karen (Before she cut her hair)

>>153189609
Araragi is a smug police officer/detective now
Kaiki's a bitter con man

Snek and Kaiki

>>153199523
Kaiki's still so assblasted about Tooe that he refuses to call her daughter by her father's surname, while looking after said daughter from afar. If you're gonna meme about cucking get it right atleast.

>>153185896
If I don't have to choose two - Crab. If I have to - Crab and Monkey.

>>153202479
Cake is the only answer

>>153185896
>Shinobu
>Kanbaru
>Karen
I can't decide

>>153202617
Perfect taste, cat for the tits and monkey for the ass.

>>153203426
>>153203464
yeah more specifically episode 4 of second season

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Monkey and math, both whispering at the same time in each of my ears with their delicious voices.

>>153203341
absolute god tier taste anon

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>>153203504
Error 404: Flaw not found. Anon you're good.

Holy good taste

>>153191090

The caveat to that is that when given a situation where the three pillars were in trouble, and he could only save one person in the group of Bat, Cat, and Crab, he said he would leave it up to guess who? Hanekawa.

So his relationship is just different between the three girls, and he always focuses on the problem in front of him.

Crab is the normal lover, Shinobu is the partner, but Cat is both advisor and mother(he called her such in Nise), a person he depends on. Which has got to cause her some headaches.

>>153185896
to be honest any combination is good except for anything involving cat

>>153202710

Hanekawa regular travels and hikes internationally, she is really active, she just isn't skinny.

>>153205287
But what if the said advisor is also hanging from the cliff. I think the situation her is where he can't rely on anyone.

>>153205287
He chose Shinobu over his girlfriend and Hanekawa. He did this in Shinobu Mail and Owai, where he refused part with Shinobu when he was given the chance.

>Give her to the first servant
>Turn her into a god and rid her of the burden of being a vampire and thus staying human himself.

Even though Araragi replied like this
>he said he would leave it up to guess who? Hanekawa.

His actions have shown otherwise.

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>>153186044

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How the fuck has no one mentioned Kagenui yet.
Also Ougi

>>153185896
meme and bat duh

>>153206386
No gaen, rouka or higasa either.

>>153195483
You mean Nisio

>>153199019
You are just weak, anon

>>153205287
Araragi breast-feeding from Hanekawa when?

>>153185896
Shinobu and Karen.

>>153187854
I love how Shinobu is basically 3 body types in one person. That being loli, teen, and adult (all forms are best though).

Snail and Doll. All other choices are unimportant.

>>153205564
Araragi is blantly aware that he is giving himself more trouble because he can't choose. Even though he refuses to part with Shinobu, he also want to keep Crab around. And this decision is gonna bite him, bite him in the form of Deathtopia.

>>153187102
>Koyomi
>sexiest man alive
>in the same show with kaiki

>>153193040
first you choose monkey, second you choose somebody she would love too

that is the true gentleman chose

therefore, monkey + bat

>>153195227
>less than 1 eye distance between the eyes
eeewww

>>153207523
Don't you mean monkey + crab then, or monkey + araragi?

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>>153207597

>>153204729
My nigga. Sodachi has the most boner inducing voice in Monogatari.

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>>153186789
this motherfucker lives in a state of constant denial,doesnt he?

>>153207766
Someone gets it

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>>153207802
dont you just love it when the doujin author sticks to the characters actual personality?

>>153185896
bat & monkey

>>153185896
Monkey and Crab

>>153198995
Both are playful fit tomboys so there's that.

I'm not a Beefag but admittedly the idea of her being a cute fit cop now raises her in my mind a bit.

>>153204729
Ah, I see someone with flawless taste. Hold your head up high and proud.

>>153185896
Snail and Snake.

>>153205591
>Skinny build, sinewy at best
>Except for weirdly huge/defined breasts
Does Kaiki take hormones or something?

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Easy peasy

Sorry to derail here. I only watched the first season and that was a chore. The jokes all went over my head.
So if I try to watch kizu will I be lost in plot?

>>153210027
Kizu is like the first story, where is all started? So you would not be lost.

>>153210027

Kizu and the rest of the series are pretty different from each other, so if you didn't like the main series you still might like Kizu.

No point in not giving it a shot though.

>>153185896
Shinobu and Tsukihi

>>153210027
>The jokes all went over my head.
Seriously?
I don't remember Bakemonogatari jokes being hard to understand at all. I mean at least they don't rely as much in references as Nise does.

>>153210856
They were too smart for me. Too much information to take in too quickly. On top of the fact that most jokes were Japanese culture references
loli vampire is pretty nondenominational though so I'm gonna try again with kizu

>not picking rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrg

Cat and Cat.

>>153205591
>those pecs
how much would i have to pay him to feel them up

>>153185896
Snek + bat = ripy dicky

>>153200449
Ik snake is so cummable

>>153186378
But then you can breed the world back to population.

I'd just pick 2 girls who already have great interactions with each other, or just Shinobu by herself.
Options include Cat and Crab, Crab and Monkey, Birb and Snek, Birb and Bee, Vamp and Snail and Monkey and Bee.

I feel like my own taste wouldn't really work out, though.

>>153185896
Shinobu and Mayoi.

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>>153213510
She is. I can't bring myself to hate her as a character because everytime I see her or hear her voice it all goes away and I just want to have sex with her

>>153185896
Both sisters

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Shinobu and Hachikuji. It's a little saturated with lolis, but I can't not pick the best two.

>>153185896
Can I choose none?

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>>153185896
Where is best girl?

>>153185896
fuck kanbaru and keep shinobu as a daughter

>>153206976
I think he quite likes getting bitten by this point.

>>153199019

And Hanekawa spends the rest of their times from then on out with a red carpet leading towards her coin slot

She's more like the side girl to araragi then everyone else in the cast.

>>153222866
Senjougahara is Araragi's side girl. His main one is Shinobu, of course.

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>>153225117
why are they so fucking cute together muh fucking heart

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>>153199556
shit taste duo

>>153199499
good choice.

>>153185896
Spook and bat, humans are overrated.

>>153225580
i love how fluffy her hair looks here

>>153225740
imagine how fluffy her _bush_____ must be.

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>>153226851
Not very.

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>>153185994
The man has wisdom beyond his years, listen to him.

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>>153227007
Having wisdom beyond the age of 12 isn't exactly impressive.

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>>153226965
that only means she shaves it.

>>153185896
the footslut and the analslut.

>>153227718
>not going for the ribcagepure

>>153227718
OP said two, not all.

>>153222866

Nah, unless he has full intention of marrying her, there is no kitty in his future, he doesn't have the stones to even think of realistically bedding her anyway.

The pedestal is still so high man, you don't even know. From Musubi, he talks about Hanekawa more like a force of nature than anything. And this is coming from a guy whose friend is a literal goddess now.