All little witches are best witches.
And the cake witch too!
>rpg instead of panzerfaust
>being this close to jasminka
Costanze confirmed for east german cryptojew
>>153177624
We need to rebel against the Bongs and their mary sue
>>153177624
Do these witches melt if they get wet?
Give me ONE legitimate reason as to why Costanze isn't the best girl.
Magic's all well and good, but I don't see any of these girls learning anything they could put on a CV to attract the attention of potential employers.
>>153177764
This cute potato exists
>I will never hold Diana's hand
>>153177764
>Can't read dragon languages
>>153177777
digits confirm
>>153177777
What the fuck? I love potato niggers now.
>>153177777
I'm going to butter her potato.
>>153177775
Lotte, Diana and Constanze should be fine. The other girls are screwed. Maybe Lotte will take care of Akko and keep her from being homeless.
>>153177777
>>153177624
Diana for Prime Minister when?
Dianafags, come with me. We're going to take a shower together!
>>153177799
Literal weeaboo.
>"I learned the ancient Dragon language when i was twelve"
>"How? by watching... Ryuu Captor Sakura..."
what did they mean by this?
>>153177892
Diana will be queen once the old hag dies.
Britannia will rule the waves once more.
Drew Akko today.
>>153177917
Nerds are smart.
>>153177923
Hannah is a dirty girl. She is probably a boy
>>153177923
She took a big stinky shit and can't flush it because their plumbing is magic for some reason.
>>153177923
They want to say "WAIFU RUINED"
>>153177958
Not enough blood and tears
>>153177958
Nice, anon.
Reminder that Diana solved all of the episode's problems without magic.
ryona
>>153177999
>>153177923
>She took a big stinky shit and can't flush it because their plumbing is magic for some reason.
Only Diana is allowed normal bathrooms
>>153177999
Witches don't poop, Anon.
>>153178008
Why is she ruined?
>>153177999
Luna Nova discharges their poop on the Ley Lines confirmed by reverse Satan.
Autism time.
I got really blind drunk last night while sitting alone in front of the computer and started thinking. So we know that magic can only be performed in the vicinity of a sorcerer's stone, right? Have any of you read the Discworld books, wherein magic is essentially a finite resource and casting spells uses it up. It's stated that in the distant past during the age of sorcerers, magic used to be stronger, more abundant and untamed. Powerful spells were easier for the common wizard to perform on account of the sorcerers who at the time still lived acting as conduits through which new magic can enter the world.
I can't really remember the point in that train of thought, but it just seemed like an interesting idea to me if the world's magic was essentially drying up.
>>153177939
Remove the german pretenders.
The anglo throne belongs to the anglos.
>>153178048
I think its safe to say that Diana and Ursula are the strongest witches in the whole school right? I can't see the old hags lasting more than one second in a fight.....even Akko is stronger probably
>>153178066
but they at least fart right?
if only recreationally?
>>153177958
good job.
The mouth looks a little bit misplaced though
>>153178068
>>153178068
because she pooped isn't that obvious?
I want to hear Hannah Barrera orgasm to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IlQpcY6JVO4
>>153177683
>>153178080
Maybe magic's infrastructure is just falling apart because no one cares about it anymore and thus isn't maintaining it?
>>153178120
School Bullies Not So Tough Since Being Molested
>>153178080
Time for America to do a freedom and invade another dimension for their magic.
She's perfect
>>153178106
Akko farts all the time. Confirmed in episode 4
what's all this hubbub about?
>>153178080
Blame entropy. The magic is still around, just too scattered to use.
>>153177777
literally confirmed
>>153178120
>name the bullies after Hanna-Barbera and Tex Avery
What did they meme by this?
>>153178175
CUTE.
Can we skip episode six? I just want happy Diana.
h-how strong is jasmineka?
>>153178175
Imagine waking up everyday and your waifu Diana making lunch for you and your 10 kids
>>153178207
>>153178080
After watching how incompetent the teachers at Luna Nova are I was reminded of the Unseen University's wizards, and there are many paralels between DW and LWA.
>>153178221
She's a big girl
>>153178175
Amanda is the best girl now. Fuck off whore
>>153178221
The strongest. All of her eating is to store energy for emergencies and supporting Constanze's tech bullshit.
>>153178243
UU
UU
>>153178225
That would be nice.
>>153178225
>your 10 kids
Yes, this is good. We need to create healthy strong white children to secure the future of our race. And with Diana's genes at that!
Akko is the most feedable.
>>153178221
To be fair, Costanza looks like she barely weighs more than the clothes she has on.
>>153178080
>it just seemed like an interesting idea to me if the world's magic was essentially drying up
Sounds like last season's Izetta, where all Ley lines in the world were sucked dryby a bullshit forbidden magic stone (maybe that's why it was forbidden, though)and magic effectively disappeared.
LOTTEFAGS ASSEMBLE~!
>>153178175
That smile is kinda creepy.
>>153178282
earlier she was pumping enough water for six buckets like it was nothing
>>153178034
>>153178110
Thanks, also yeah I know, it's not following the right perspective, but I left it at that
>>153178292
aye
>>153177754
SUNDAY BLOODY SUNDAY
BLOODY SUNDAY'S THE DAAAAAY
>>153178175
>expect happy Diana
>it's just some bodyswap bullshit
Please no.
>>153178221
>I will never carry around cute little Constanze on my shouler, like the big strong man that I am
Let me bench press my sorrows away I guess
>>153177777
Not even quints will save her from the next famine.
>>153177754
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKJDAVvs_JA
>>153178343
>akko and diana swap bodies
>"Finally, I'm not a pathetic fucking jap loser! YAY!"
>>153177777
[potatoes intensify]
>>153178359
With all the bailouts, the potato debt is paid.
They should really stop whining about it.
>>153177777
so shes irish american?
>>153178191
that they are literal westaboos
>>153178408
Go on home, British witches, go on home
Have you got no fuckin' homes of your own?
"I know God, Diana. God is a can of gas and a book of matches. With those two things you can create, and destroy. Save life, or take it. People have always had to suffer before they received God's mercy, Diana. You can pray for them, but sometimes the best way to help is to get all of their suffering out of the way."
"Akko? I-I don't know what to say. You burned those kids, Akko!"
"I'm not burning people, Diana. I just bring them closer to God."
>>153178425
Also dat Dinotopia reference in ep 5
>>153178175
>tfw that smile turns out to be disingenuous and she's actually trying to make someone BELIEVE that she likes them
Then when they're not looking, BAM, hit 'em with a tax evasion claim.
>>153178439
Silly Akko, seems like you want another beating
>>153178467
Yes
why are the faculty so pathetic? lol
>>153178504
>mfw internet virgins think I'm a lesbian
>>153178489
Right is a not!Twilight-fag, left does drugs, but I don't know what everyone else's excuse/explanation is.
>>153178467
>the only thing Dianafags have going for them is shitty edits
how the mighty have fallen
>>153178489
Did they draw Badcock off model there or did the perspective always make her look shorter
>>153178175
>that suspiciously red tea
So it was true. She drinks aryan blood.
>>153177777
checked
Will i ever found my own Diana? How tall is she anyways?
>>153178618
badcock's the headmistress right?
she's much closer to the "camera" in this shot than the other two, so she appears taller
What are you go to do for your Little Witch on Valentines Day?
>>153178622
Or maybe it's rooibos, picked by the twisted hands of her boer slaves.
>>153178660
Nothing. I spend time for my waifu on valentines.
You know, with this episode, I can't imagine how much respect Akko and Amanda had left for the staff. In fact, this might make them even bolder in their schemes. Can the raining tarts withstand Akko's next caper?
tag yourself, i'm akko
>>153178639
162 cm based on Amanda's mugshot from the second ova, and some shot from the anime puts them both at the same height
Pretty weird for me, I always assumed she's at least 170, but whatever. Little witches are little.
When is the Avery episode.
>>153178370
It would be funny if Diana's could fly on the broom in Akko's body.
>>153178683
me on the left
>>153178688
Avery is kill
>>153178688
it would be avery fun episode, I bet.
>>153178696
And Akko couldn't do it in Diana's bodythat sounded wrong
>>153178655
No, Holbrooke is the headmistress. Badcock is taller than her (remember her in the clock tower outfit).
>>153178221
strong as a bear
>>153178688
She was eaten by Hannah and Barbara
>>153178688
Never.
Jasminka tries to give you a blow or handjob for a candy...
What to do?
>>153178688
I need more of this smug cunt in my life
>>153177958
criminally wide face
This show mas made something that anime hasnt done to me in quite a while. It made me smile, get excited and laugh.
Good Job yoshinari and trigger!
>>153178775
"i'm not into fat bitches"
>>153178789
>>153178775
Give her the candy and become her boyfriend so she never has to do sexual favors for candy again
witches
but in casual clothes
>>153178113
but anon
>>153178820
jesus christ nips are crazy
>>153178660
>Akko
I guess some Shiny Chariot shit. Meh.
>Sucy
I'm not sure if we have a ghost tour about romantic lovers here, but probably we have something about famous poisoners, so we're settled.
>Lotte
Funnily enough might be the best date, take her to a music event.
>Amanda
Shit, I dunno. I'd suggest parkour or something but I don't think anon could do it.
>Jasminka
Well, I hope you don't mind your dietologist cry when you see her after THAT.
>Constanze
I would be tempted to say a science museum, but I honestly expect her to go full McGyver on the exihibtion.
Just hope she doesn't blow the whole building.
>Diana
Actually I have no idea, honest.
>Sensei
Comfy studying.
>>153178819
>Sucy best witch
Why am I not surprised?
>>153178489
they need MEN to right the ship
post episode ideas
>Akko and Lotte are in the town. A small boy makes fun of them for their witch outfits. In a fit of rage Akko accidentally throws him into a fountain. He splits his head open and dies on the spot. It turns out the boy was autistic and didn't know what a witch was, and Akko is sentenced to life in prison. Lotte tries to convince other witches in school to help overturn the verdict but none of them really care.
>B-Plot: sucy buys an ipad
>no one likes the fat one
hypocrites
>>153178912
You can't hold a mentally challenged kid responsible for killing another mentally challenged kid. She'd be put into a special ward of Luna Nova and that'd be it.
>>153178920
Speak for yourself
>>153178450
what reference?
>>153178912
Akko gets exonerated after Diana is able to prove to the court that Akko is mentally challenged and can't be held accountable for her actions.
>>153178912
>Amanda gets high with Sucy
>>153178983
>Diana, how did you do that?
>I became a top-level prosecutor at the age of 13.
>>153178920
jaska's awesome
8/10 would share snacks with
>>153178968
Dragon alphabet is literally Dinotopia alphabet.
>>153178639
>Will i ever found my own Diana?
Of course. There are slut bitches every where.
>>153179019
oh neat, i wish i read those books back in the day
>>153178920
moderately fat/big girl >>>>>>>>>>>>> that skinny bimbo which is nothing than skin and bones in every area
>>153178920
I do
>>153179075
her hair is majestic
If Diana's family is so great, why is she attending such a broke-ass school?
>>153179119
Diana is going to Make Luna Nova Great Again.
>>153179119
Her family got a fat paycheck from Luna Nova to make them sign Diana to that shitty school. Which is in part why they are in debt.
>>153179119
How many times do people have to keep asking this?
What part of "Diana is a Chariotfag" don't you understand?
>>153179174
This doesn't make sense, she stopped believing way before she got to the school.
>>153179119
she is a chariot fan
>>153179119
Because in her first school there was an incident with Diana embarrassing her family with showing other noble girls she liked Chariot, now as punishment by her father she was sent here with her Chariot fan items being destroyed.
>>153179174
Diana literally shows up before Akko does in the beginning of the first OVA.
We have known Diana is a Chariotfag longer than we've known Akko exists and people still don't get it.
>>153179198
>"believing is magic"
>Diana stopped believing
>she's the most powerful witch at school
Chariot? More like SHAMiot.
>>153177939
>>153178087
That's a little too far, don't you think?
>>153179119
It's still the best of the broke schools.
>>153178912
anything to do with hannah
like how she relates to diana, what is her attitude toward her? aspirational, competitive, just a simple follower because diana's the alpha witch, tagalong who wants to imitate diana
and what does she have as a hobby, if anything at all? she doesn't seem to have one given how she treats a hobby
maybe there really is nothing more to her than what meets the eye
ultimately, what kind of person is hannah?
>>153179174
>Diana is a Chariotfag
>openly shittalks Chariot in the cafeteria where anyone can hear it
The tsun-tsun levels are off the charts. Do you think she ran to her secret shrine devoted to Chariot and apologized to her idol right after that?
sucy...
Has Tattsun been visiting these threads? I haven't seen him for a while, did he quit?
>>153179255
She hasn't stopped believing. She is just hiding it because her older brother doesn't like Chariot because she turned him down when he asked her on a date or something, so he is tsun and pounded that tsun into Diana.
What part of
STOPPED
BELIEVING
do you faggots cannot comprehend
>>153179255
nigga I say to people that I don't like pokemon cards anymore but I love that shit
some things you just never let go off
>>153179299
Are you saying the lack of plot is a meta commentary on the lack of magic in this and our world?
That's deep, wow.
>>153179314
>>153179295
Then why did she throw her cards in the trash still as a loli?
>>153179238
But she never really stopped believing. She just hides it.
>>153179333
cause she got bullied just like I did
god I had 1k of cards goddamit
>>153179174
So when Akko asks Diana why she's attending such a broke-ass school, Diana's going to respond "I'm secretly a Chariotfag," right?
>>153179333
Because her brother probably told her lies about Chariot. Diana will find her way, just watch.
>>153179341
It's a noose. Diana is inviting you.
>>153179263
>The tsun-tsun levels are off the charts. Do you think she ran to her secret shrine devoted to Chariot and apologized to her idol right after that?
An episode where Akko inspects Diana room to find her weak spot and instead finds the Chariot special card she never got or the room is normal looking for all and Diana using magic hide her Chariot shrine somewhere else.
Makes you wonder if Hannah and Barbara are her roomies or she lives alone.
Where is the Yuri episode
just realized that Diana is literally Helga
>>153179369
They are roommates, but Hannah and Barbara sleep in a closet because they want to let Diana have her own room.
>>153179377
it's in your wrist
you need to open it up to watch
>>153179377
It's a kids show. Trigger doesn't want little girls to kiss with tongue in front of their dads.
>>153179377
Never, close friendship with maybe blushing tsun moment is all you will get.
>>153179369
They have the same color uniforms, so probably together.
>>153179369
>An episode where Akko inspects Diana room to find her weak spot
>Oh, Diana has a smartphone?
>Darn it, it's locked... I wonder what number combination would a girl like her set.
>What about... 1488?unlocked
SON OF A BITCH
>>153179369
>Makes you wonder if Hannah and Barbara are her roomies or she lives alone
I am wondering, are any of these three girls even mutual friends, or do they just tolerate each other more or less?
>>153179383
nah she's slytherin hermoine
>>153177892
Doesn't work like that. We have a parliamentary system: we vote in a party.
She has to become the leader of the party (preferably tories or ukip) with the most seats to become PM.
>>153179400
>Hannah and Barbara sleep in a closet because they want to let Diana have her own room
Lewd.
>>153179350
OVA Diana doesn't countand it's a shame because she was the superior Diana.
>>153179428
Why 1488?
>diana and akko like chariot
>lotte and barbara like cheap novels
>sucy and hanna are into fart porn
>>153179438
There are many kinds of friends. Maybe they don't share their deepest secrets with each other, but they enjoy each other's presence.
>>153179350
RIP OVA Diana
a girl too best for this world
barbara never said she liked the novel too
this episode needed some akko bullying
she's getting too flagrant and disrespectful
>>153179350
That expression was so adorable...
I doubt they will manage to top that with anime quality.
>>153178683
Me on the far-right
>>153179526
They will >>153178175
If you could be Lotte or Hannah, who would you be?
>>153179526
It's not about quality. You'll never get that expression because TV Diana is stuck bitch.
You'll get a smug at most.
>>153179377
Patience, anon. We're only five episodes in.
>>153179575
*stuck up
>>153179575
OVA Diana was more stuck-up, ESL-kun.
Let's be completely honest hereThis really shouldn't have been a full series because it loses it's best aspect, which was the presentation. Leaving LWA as a series of OVAs would;ve been so much better for everyone involved.
>>153179478
14 words: We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children.
8 = H
Heil Hitler (H - H)
Basically /pol/ numerology
>>153179547
>not even a hint of blushing
>>153179615
>ESL-kun
that doesn't mean what you think it means, faggot
>>153178280
Why does looking at this disgust me so much?
>>153179645
No, it should just have been 12 episodes instead of 25 and then another season years later.
>>153179299
>DON'T LOSE YOUR YAY
>>153179286
Too tumblrish coloring but that pear figure
>>153179687
Just 12 episodes, period.
>>153179569
Lotte. I'd start a blog on the magic-internet about my annoying roommate Akko and what a stupid normalfag she is. Everyone would join in on cyber-bulling her and turn her into an incredible meme, and Akko would never, ever find out because she probably doesn't even know that magic-internet exists in the first place.
>>153179691
Could these two be sisters or something? I mean one has red and the other blue hair, it somehow fits.
>Family visit episode
>Andrew comes to the school
>>153179733
>he bangs diana in front of the class
i think ova diana is good but for a short time investment, she's not good for a long running series and would get stale quickly with her just acting boring or keeping up a ranma style arguing with akko
>akko no baka!!!
instead, they reversed the direction they are going with diana starting with the more composed stoic character that people think is too boring and may start to make her more empathetic/reactive/humanlike later on
but it's clear it's just a meta-driven relationship between her and akko
>>153179706
How can a rendering style be tumblrish? It's a website
>>153179645
No, making it a series turns it from a flashy animation exhibit into something worth discussing for more merits.
>>153179706
what does that even mean
>>153179759
Her hair, eye and skin colosr are off and makes her look like a dyke
>>153179725
They are the same person.
There is a scene in the manga where Ursula tries to put on her old armpitless Chariot uniform but the belt broke because she got too THICC.
>>153179733
>Andrew(who is an anti-Chariotfag) argues with Akko and then Akko BTFOs the shit out of him
>>153179733
It's kind of funny how Dianafags have decided he's related to Diana when the spoilers say he has something to do with Ursula.
>>153179796
Wow, Ursula really is pathetic, isn't she?
>>153179810
Maybe hes Dianas brother who fucks Ursula?
>>153178175
At this point, they should make Diana an MC for this anime.
Akko is too dumb (only cast light magic, cant ride a broom, literally doing nothing at all)
>>153179802
what, like this?
>andrew: muh huh huh, only plebes believe in chariot, hmph! hmph!
>akko: you're wrong!
>andrew: EHHH NANDATTE
>everyone: yay akko you btfo'd him
>>153179767
What "merits"? The inconsistent writting? The mediocre animations?
>>153179810
>Dianafags have decided he's related to Diana
How did you come to that conclusion?
>>153179796
>hey are the same person.
!?
>>153179839
Maybe he has nothing to do with Diana.
>>153179850
No. Akko will get BTFO verbally and then resort to violence and kick his ass.
>>153177777
>>153179810
i'm a dianafag and i don't recall ever making such an inference at all
>>153179855
You mean the solid writing and great character animation. By the way, if you think episode 4 wasn't written well then there's no need to give any further input, as you would have no idea what constitutes good writing.
>>153179788
that's just the artists artstyle
>>153179286
>Sucy showing skin
>That abuse of the gradient paint bucket
>>153179890
>i'm a dianafag
kill yourself
>Much like Kill la Kill, this show blew it's load early
>Trigger apologizers and crossboarders keep trying to pretend it's good and "Saving" anime
>Shitposters and them go to war in all threads all the way to the show's end
Trigger was a mistake. It's time you people woke up and accepted that. How much longer are you going to pretend this, KLK or even Space Patrol are worth defending?
why is sucy best girl
LIGHT YOUR HEART UP
>>153179733
>Andrew is Diana's big brother
>he is superior to her in every way and constantly berates her for incredibly minor screwups
>slaps her in front of the entire class when she mispronounces a syllable of moonrunes
>throws tea in her face and makes her brew another pot because she didn't serve it from the correct side
>Diana meekly apologizes every time for disgracing the Cavendishes
>everyone else is horrified but she honestly sees nothing wrong with this family dynamic
>Well Anon? Let's go to the dance.
153179941<<
lmao at your life
don't fall for it witch bros
>>153177717
I sort of wish the ovas could be part of the main series as well.
>>153179941
>this show blew it's load early
Huh?
>>153179965
I WILL PROTECT HER SMILE!
>>153179881
then diana will fix everything between the two like the mary sue she is and say things like
>diana: "your foolishly foolish foolishness is uncouthely uncouthe, please take this uncoutheness away from our vicinity, if you will, irregardless, uncouthe knave"
>akko: "wait what"
>diana: "hmph, uncouthe people are so uncouthe"
>akko: "why are you talking like that, did you just learn this word or something, was this script written by the guy who did episode 5 i mean goddamn irregardless isn't even a real word"
>diana: "just stop this crass uncouthe behavior at once you incorrigible incorrigibilition"
>andrew: "even i am confused anyway fuck chariot (in both ways hehehe)"
>>153179817
No she's not! Stop bullying her!
>>153179976
Yeah I thought they would use the first ova for episode 1+2 and the second one for episode 11+12 to introduce the new set of witchis and save loads of money.
>>153180006
You anti-Dianafags are laughable.
>>153179967That's kinda hot
Ok, faggots.
Hotness level :
Diana>Amanda>Sucy>Akko>>>Contzanzswasdfsdf>>>>Lotte>>>>>>>>>>>>>Fat girl
>>153179817
>>153180016
>>153179873
>>153180006
Anti-Dianafags are not sending their best. Sad!
Poor Diana
>>153180047
Why do trigger shows I enjoy always invites cancerous crossboarders and their habits?
>>153179383
Shes Malfroy & Hermione combined
>>153179645
I completely disagree.
If you enjoy the characters, which I and a number of other people do, as well as the world they live in, you welcome the idea of being able to spend more time with them.
>>153179369
>finds the Chariot special card she never got
I´m gonna be really disappointed if this doesn´t turn out like this
>>153179759
Large websites tend to have their own trends in style.
>>153179198
>implying she didn't stop believing just to fit in with the cool kids
It's been obvious since OVA 1 that she's a closet Chariotfag
>>153179286
Tits too big, hips too small
>>153180146
too bad they're not even the same characters
>>153180147
>Akko steals the card
>Diana can't find the card and realizes that there's only one person in the academy who could have taken it
>She can't confront Akko about it because then her secret would be revealed
>>153179967
>Successive characters (Hannah/Barbara, the administrators, Ursula) reach their limit and try to stand up for Diana
>they get shut down superciliously by Andrew and back off from offending the Cavendish family
>only AKKO is rude enough to save Diana
>>153179369
If this happens, more than anything I'd be angry with Akko. She's a dunce and doesn't think things through, but I think she at least still has some morals about her, and would realize doing something like that was wrong.
>>153180166
Interesting
Ignore>>153180122.
KEEP GOING!
>>153179970
>>153180195
NANI
>>153180195
>The following night Akko is dragged into a dark alley behind the school and brutally beaten.
>The offender is unknown howeverseveral blonde hairs were found on the scene.
>>153180209
Who is this disgusting faggot?
>>153180251
>akkoatse.png
Old, Anon.
Your memes are too old.
Intelligence rating:
1. Diana
2. The teachers
3. Sucy
4. Constanze
5. Lotte
6. Amanda
7. Jasminka
8. Hannah and Barbara
...
...
9001. Akko
>>153180218
>things you will never see
tying the noose as we speak
>>153177777
Amanda is a slut but I can't argue with those digits
>MC is functionally retarded and not in a cute or funny way
>Amanda is a discount Ryuuko that has been brought down to Akko's level
>Diana is a hardcore Mary Sue and generally a massive bitch
>Jasmine and Costanze are still background non-characters
>Sucy is borderline evil
>Lotte is nice but just kind of boring
>Ursula doesn't get enough screen time
I want to love this show for being an original that doesn't use fanservice as a crutch, but the characters and writing are just lame.
>>153180276
AKKO IS OF PASSABLE INTELLIGENCE
P A S S A B L E
Diana really put Akko in her place in this scene. Finally soemone said it.
>>153180333
>Sucy is borderline evil
how is this a bad thing or a deficiency in writing?
>>153180333
>Diana is a hardcore Mary Sue and generally a massive bitch
I get the Mary Sue complaint, but you can't call her a bitch if the worst thing she ever did is tell someone to curb their autism in the classroom.
>>153180366
I keep hoping that this is foreshadowing and we get a 2 episode arc with Akko fucking up majorly and everyone turning on her.
>>153180192
Or
>Akko confronts Diana about being a Chariot fan
>Diana ashamed obvioesly denies it
>Akko doesn´t listen, happy she finally found a fellow Chariot fan
>keeps following Diana around and talking how great Chariot is
>"How great was it when Chariot did..."
>Occasionally Akko remembers details wrong
>Diana wants to correct her, but is ashamed
>Eventually gets fed up and has a 5 minute monologue about every thing Akko said wrong about Chariot and reveals herself to be an even bigger fan
>>153180337
PASSEBLUH
>>153180425
fuck that, it would be more plausible for diana to tie up akko and throw her into a lake
dead witches tell no lies
>>153180394
So how high are the chances that she dies on the way to her home planet, then?
>>153180268
Some guy who wanted to get Tattun fired.
https://boards.fireden.net/a/thread/152510059
>>153180425
>>Eventually gets fed up and has a 5 minute monologue about every thing Akko said wrong about Chariot and reveals herself to be an even bigger fan
>Im front of the whole school
>>153180394
>>153180370
the teacher was right there but she thought it was her job to tell them to go to time out
that's pretty bitchy
>>153180433
Don't post in these threads ever again, you cancer.
>>153180425
>Diana is forever pissed that a sub-average intelligent muggle was chosen by the Shiny rod and not her
>>153180049but i am a dianafag
>>153177958
It's shit, face is too wide, do it right next time.
>>153180394
I bet Amanda jerks at night with Diana's image in mind.
>>153180530
Then stop pretending to be an anti-Dianafag. It is unbecoming.
>MyStage
>Nightfall
>Hanna Barbera
>the saviors of anime are westaboos
pottery
>>153180551
unbecomingly unbecoming, and uncouthely crass i would say, or diana would say
>>153180521
okay.
>>153180548
jerks...what?
her dick?
>>153180501
>Diana runs back to her room, red as fuck, stuffs her face into the pillow and cries and refuses to come out until the following day.
>Next morning at breakfast, every witch in the school talks about Chariot and how she is "kinda cool"
And in the end it's cool to like Chariot, Diana makes friends with Hannah and Barbara who decide to watch some of her old shows on VHS, and Akko continues to be completely irrelevant.
>>153180564
Syllables frighten the anti-Dianafags.
>>153180366Post the WRYYY one.
Why dont they just rob a bank? They have the magic
>>153180564
Nigger what is your point even? Just say it like a normal human being.
>>153180584
they don't!! you'll see, freezypop
>>153180123
Anon, don't you love chaos? Trigger is chaos, the chaos of shitposting. I haven't been this prime for action since Kill la Kill was airing all those years ago.
This last episode was specially lacking in the quality department, wasn't it?
At least it was funny to see another Fafnir this season.
>>153180333
Exactly my problems with the series. it's disappointing.
>>153180609
can't i make fun of episode 5's dialogue writing in peace?! geez
>>153180607
Bank is too far from the sorcerer stone so no magic
>>153180636
But Diana didn't even talk like that.
Now shut up and draw more cute Diana, you drawslut.
>>153179967
Woah, lad
>>153178169
nani?
>>153179075
Amazing, just incredible.
She actually looks cute there.
She just needs to have her hair messy all the time.
>>153180651
They can use charge stones
>>153178683
They all look QUALITY except Diana.
>>153180607
Isn't the tower basement filled with treasure like the ones they offered to Fafnir? They could sell stuff or make auctions on eBay, they could even open a Patreon and say "We're educating cool witches like Diana Cavendish!" she seems to be popular even outside the school.
>>153180713
It's only right to save the budget for the best witch.
What did Lotte mean by this?:
http://simg4.gelbooru.com//samples/93/a6/sample_93a6dd3ba189532815b5407de8f0ca9e.jpg?3549961
Can anyone link every single tattun post
>>153177624
I've been thinking about watching this animu. Is it any good? Should I watch the movie first?
>>153180657
it's an exaggeration but honestly at least the translation really came off as camp
previous episodes made her sound appropriately prestigious without the air of ostentatious verbiage containing recently-learned-words(tm), so it came off more naturally
but then episode 5 just felt like she was trying too hard to be a high class talker whose diction contains "words with more than one syllable that she overheard other people on tv of that nature use"
>>153180755
I would suck those tits until they are gone
>>153180501
Diana is to intelligent to do such a stupid thing.
>>153180765
The OVAs are better. Start with them.
>>153180791
Episode 5 wasn't written by a writer. It was written by Trigger's CEO.
>>153180854
probably why
i think someone should have QC'd it, but i guess that would be like speaking out against trump
>>153180765
Yes. OVA 2 is even better than OVA 1.
>>153179941
>Much like Kill la Kill, this show blew it's load early
Could you explain please?
>>153180854
Was that even comfirmed? Why could they do that?
>>153180945
Please don't.
>>153180959
Because he wanted to do a meta episode about money problems.
>>153180905
he probably means "it put omiko in there too soon"
but on the other hand there's another example in idolmaster cinderella girls where it had a fantastic opening episode making even the im@s fans think "oh this might be better than the 2011 anime afterall" and then every episode was just meh in comparison featuring stupid quitting and passing out drama, quality animation sequences, lame drama making mountains out of molehills but in terms of cute moe girl idols it's sensible for double standard purposes, bad writing, stupid things like two girls leaving a crying friend alone by herself outside when that's not very common sense or courtesy, and too many out of character behaviors exhibited by most of the cast
>>153180755
Just a normal healthy growing girl masturbating to her favorite book series rape fantasy scenarios.
Nothing weird there.
>>153176670
Does Sucy's mom reproduce via budding?
What are the chances that you have 3 girl children that look exactly like yourself?
>Sugar, spice, and everything nice
>Not even meme subs, she actually said that
What a bunch of westaboos.
>>153180425
Akko is a filthy secondary after all
>>153180986
It wasn't even meta, not even as semi-meta as some of Flip Flapper's episodes.
It actually seemed very well made in a realistic fashion, money problems are about as real as it gets and being stuck with a bad old debt is many corporation's nightmare.
Boring and corporate work like trading values is actually one of the most profitable things, as sad as it sounds, more profitable than more productive and passionate projects like handling a magic school for kids.
The only odd part is how the old witches couldn't hire a lawyer to check that for them but I guess that's a commentary on the incompetence of japanese managers. Diana saving the day could be a hint towards their hope for bright new talents that offer salvation for the medium.
I liked the episode.
>>153181223
if only they had a grumpy old miyazaki there being btfo by young talent
inb4 Diana has a "tragic" backstory
>>153181293
nothing tragic about dat ass
>>153180285
iktf
Is Diana means to Akko because she got the body of a little girl while Akko is already showing that she will have a Chariot-tier sexy body in the future?
>>153181315
Like an onion.Makes me wanna cry.
>>153181293
that would honestly be kind of dumb, right up there with chihaya can't sing because her brother died and magical blue birds and stuff
>>153180607
Because they'd get caught and get sent to prison anon.
If it's a world where withces are so mundane that normal people don't think much of them, why would you expect them to be able to get away with crimes so easily?
Jewdragon had robo/magical dragon drones.
Constanze can build magic assault rifles/RPG's.
I'm willing to bet there's a law enforcement division specialized in tracking magic related crimes.
If they tried to use magic to commit a crime they'd get investigated, tracked, traced and captured.
I think Shiny had the right idea.
Magic is magical, plain and simple.
It can make fantastic illusions into reality.
The most profitable business for magic would be something like the Konosuba succubus parlor.
Some place where men can pay money to have their personal dreams come true.
But perhaps they're aware of it but they still don't want to sink that low. Ancient revered magic, once the highest symbol of power and status, in a post industrial world it's reduced to mere degenerate sexual pleasures.
It must be sad.
>>153180084
More please
>>153181293
>inb4 her parents are just so strict she feels like she must be the best of everything
>>153181367
I really want to see some Witch hunter units now.
>>153181077
Lucy's mom is Swamp Thing
>>153181293
Or maybe her parents never gave much of a fuck about her so she wants to be the best for their attention and love.
>>153181419
>Sucy
fuck me, Im drunk
>>153181347
Muh dick
>>153181417
hello where are the unsanctioned witches
>>153181419
Who's Lucy?
>>153181417
>>153181367
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VsP6EIIcaLY
>>153180398
I think it's just Diana not knowing what friends are like. And actually misunderstanding Akko. This isn't OVA Akko. This Akko saved Sucy right after the latter tried to use her as a sacrifice. She also came out with a way to let Lotte mean Anabelle. No matter how you look at it, this Akko is a good friend despite her bratty attitude.
Would you rather be the only wizard student in an all-witch school, or the only witch student in an all-wizard school?
>>153181367
Also, there's like 10 000 witches in the world, or something like that.
Not the biggest pool to hide in it.
All this hate about Diana make me like Diana even more <3
>>153181572
><3
>>153181572
This
>>153181572
><3
Fuck outta here
>>153180602
>>153181293
Shall we make a Diana tragic backstory bingo?
>Parents forced her to stick to all sorts of proper etiquette, traditions and customs
>Grew up sheltered and alone, without friends and only her servants around
>Parents neglected her emotionally and only focused on her achievements without providing love, she was raised by servants and cold tutors
>Was forced to study and learn all sorts of magic related things, forced to be straight A+ always or else she would be treated as inferior and unwanted
>Family or tutors destroyed her love and dreams of Shiny by forcing her to accept the "real world"
>Forced to compete with other siblings for parent's affections, had to rise as a "prodigy" as her only way to have approval or love
>Tried to be like Akko once, acting on her impulses and passions but it blew up in her face and destroyed her idealism with a rude awakening to reality
>Had friends once, but they grew jealous of her achievements and betrayed her, which is why she sticks to being alone or accompanied by loyal lovable idiots like H&B
Reminder that being a secondary isn't wrong.
>>153181621
thank you
>>153181572
>>153181617
You're lil bitches if other people's opinion on Diana has any influence on your love for her.
I'm revoking your fanclub membership.
>>153181572
Never stopped liking her.
Has trigger commented on the card?
>>153181678
They're not leaks if the source is stupid enough to post it.
>>153181699
yes they said it was shit
>>153181699
Yesthey want more lewd Amanda
diana's #1 fan from the beginningbecause she had cute hair
>>153181706
He didn't expect you to be complete cancer, Jebus.
>>153179262
Hannah is just a mean spirited bully. Unlike Barbara she has no redeeming qualities and just wants to spread misery.
>>153181563
>the MC is the only wizard in an all witch school
decent premise
>>153181699
Yes, they saidthat armpit is lewd
>>153181754
>/a/
>not complete cancer
Pick one.
>>153179680
You should be getting turned on.
I have no idea what kind of hard core Anon expect for the series that about a normal girl learn to be witch
You expect it so much now all the whining bitching is just about "character, no story"
>Let me enjoy my shit here god dammit
>>153181750
DELET
>>153181791
Doesn't justify you being more cancerous than literally everyone else.
>>153181781
No, you fucking nigger. Go rape a Chihuahua, you little gayish dick-licker.
bully Akko
>>153181853
I hope next episode has an Avery scene with extra bullying.
>>153181853
>Barbara has to pretend to not like things because of this bitch.
Someone save her.
>>153181853
bully me instead
with your anus
Whats Amandas theme song?
>>153181810
>>153181887
https://youtu.be/x-64CaD8GXw
>>153181887
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1BS7XnEZqc
>>153181887
DONT LOSE YOUR WAY
>>153181853
>this bitch got me in trouble for nothing
>>153181884
Barbara is a lesbo who tricks Hannah into doing subtly sexual things.
>>153181884
But that's only because Barbara is hungry for her carpet
>>153180501
Her smile and Yay: restored.
I GOTTA FIND OUT WHO ______ __ ___
>>153181946
everyone in the academia is heterosexual
>>153181755
then she needs to get punished, preferably sexually
>>153181966
FUCKED MY ASS
>>153181966
ate my potato
Somehow ursula and Chariot might be connected to each other
>>153181970
but Barbara is so gay she grows a dick just to get a boner for Diana and Hannah
>>153182035
Oh, that's fine then
>>153182019
It will be even funnier next thread.
>>153182035
haha what if like they all farted together in the privacy of their room haha
>>153182035
>Brown eyes
>British
Time to physically remove the impurities
>>153181887
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ntuZWHd-l_Y
>>153182066
Thanks.
>>153182073
I swear to god if the mods do nothing about your impersonating shitposting.
>"Anon... am I cute? :c"
>>153182101
Just never use your trip again.
>>153182136
>>153182136
just give me a haircut and I call you cute Constanze
>>153182143
I'm not him but as if that would happen.
>Valentines Day Episode where BOY WIZARDS show up to take the Little Witches out to a DANCE PARTY!
SOON! ....RIGHT?!
>>153182068
>"Haha Hannah look at this stupid dog collar and leash I found! Wouldn't it be funny if you put it on me and pretended I was your dog? Hahaha"
>>153182136
Constanze is 2nd best girl after Diana.
>>153182136
Very cute. But not as cute as best witch.
>>153182169
>I'm not him
Sure, because it's me.
>>153181646
>
WHats with this meme. Is there something legitimate wrog with this?
Diana should be an MC instead of Akko
>>153182201
Don't reply to yourself. It makes you look weak.
>>153182181
How come no drawfag has gotten onto this? Barbara as an obedient doggy would be a really really really nice picture.
>>153182172
It's totally lame and pointless but I also want this.
>>153182136
girls wearing shorts are cute
>>153177777
I came from the YGO thread just to check these digits.
Glad the potato burger is holding up.
>>153182172
>>153182230
NO AMANDA SHOULD BE THE MC
>>153182203
No self respecting boy would ask the freak on the right to a dance.
Bitch can dance alone.
>>153182166
>just give me a haircut and I call you cute Constanze
Do you also have a haircut fetish my man
haircuts feel so good mane, I want her to hold my neck in place with her legs while she cuts my hair and strokes my head
>>153182237
i'm sure jadf would be into that, but he'd probably add a penis or something to it
i have little to no interest
>>153182230
No. No more shitty Mary Sue protagonists.
>>153182232
Sure thing.
>>153182172
Have there been any boy wizards worth mentioning yet?
>>153182280
>implying there won't be a Leprechaun wizard that asks her out
>>153182293
>Constanze 26
What, Impossible.
>>153182272
I'm all for Amanda as well. Akko is balding so she is no good.
>>153182302
(Not) Impressive Paint Skills, desu.
>>153182302
Andrew might be a wizard, but other than that, no.
>Walk in.
>See this.
>What do.
>>153182330
What if Andrew kisses Akko
>>153182365
Turn 360 degrees and go find Diana.
>>153182394
We call the wizard police
>>153182365
Tell her it's normal for girls to bleed from their vagina and help her back into the special needs dorm
>>153182298
>Anime
>Not using mary sue
>>153182398
>360 degrees
>>153182365
Give her a big hug and feed her peanuts
>>153182365
Wonder when I should release her from the bully-chamber.
>>153182377
Impressive if you haven't put fan art in it.
>>153182293
I wonder if she the type that use scissors
I like scissors
>>153182365
Cum inside this retard.
>>153182430
wow how fucking new are you
>>153182365
I give her a bowl full of eggs.
>>153182483
Yeah SAFETY SCISSORS CAUSE HER HANDS ARE SO SMALL
>>153182520
THAT'S NOT AN INSULT
I love Diana.
>>153182510
r63 cosplay?
>>153182510
HE STILL PISSES ME OFF AFTER ALL THESE YEARS!
>>153182568
does sucy observe good dental hygiene?
>>153182520
>safety scissors but somehow can cut hair
>spend hours on just cutting my hair
SHIIIIITTT IS THIS REAL OR DREAM
Unseen university vs Luna Nova
who wud win?
>>153182632
>>153182568
>>153182591
Thanks, now I want to brush Sucy's teeth
Threadly reminder that ursula has holes just for her armpitsWhat do they smell like?
>>153182632
Literally nobody read discworld
>>153182661
Reposts
>>153182365
Give her a tissue
>>153182661
Like my semen.
>>153182661
Like that guys semen.
>>153182478
fair bit of it is fanart
>>153182632
Is Ricewind with them? He'd be the only one able to defeat Luna Nova's champion_Akko.
>>153182664
>every fifth reader in subway reads disworld
>nobody
>>153182136
She's certainly growing on me.
Her cute little size.
Her adorable ribbon.
Those cute moments of autism like when she tinkers alone with her devices and finds a cool tech solution to the problems or pulls out some heavy weapons.
かわいい)
>>153182136
Showing this much leg isn't cute. It makes you a slut
and sluts get fucked
I love this girl.
>>153182510
NO
He's a fucking edgy faggot, a sad pathetic little loser and a retarded asshole.
Diana is wonderful, smart, capable, kind and good towards her fellow witches, honest, diligent, and honorable.
She wants everyone to do their best, she wants the environment to be proper for learning, she wants to contribute to classes as much as possible and wants to test herself to achieve excellence in all the things she does.
Diana doesn't even share his type of elitism, she respects and values achievements and dedication, not just heritage and status. It's everyone else who speaks greatly of her, she never brags about it. She speaks with actions instead of words, doesn't need to cheat, she's the real deal.
>Ready Salted flavour
>Not Flame Grilled Steak or Salt and Vinegar
Furious right now desu
>>153182980
She's literally Draco, bruh.
>>153183006
She saves the best for last anon
>>153183006
What snack is that a reference to?
>>153182980
>Good toward her fellow witches
>Honest
>Honorable
>Didn't tell the staff that Akko was the one who saved the butterflies while she almost genocided them all by accident while she gets showered in praise from everyone
Lmao
When will Kuroneko appear and save the show?
>>153183073
McCoy's crisps. Quite nice.
>>153182483
I love scissors too, they're the most relaxing thing ever, I think she'd maybe use scissors (Possibly automatic/electric DIY ones) and a shaver. Start shaving chunks out of your hair so you look creepy and no other girls will take you from her, haha.
I have so many ideas for cute Constanze moments.
>>153183082
Telling others your mistake isn't easy.
>>153183082
SHE TRIED TO DO THAT, SHE REALLY DID
But it's not like she sabotaged anyone.
You want edgy and try hard pathetic cheaters?
Fucking Akko and Amanda, can't stop shitting on her fellow students who are only trying their hardest to win in an honorable and proper way, or trying to save the school.
They steal, they cheat, they blame others for their own mistakes.
Diana is a fucking angel.
new thread
>>153183224
>>153183224
>>153183224
>>153183204
but it is honest, honorable and good towards your fellow witches
>>153183223
Stop with the all caps and stop with the reddit spacing. Please.
>>153183248
They wouldn't have believed here anyway.
>>153183223
I'd rather take flawed interesting characters, yeah
>>153181966
got my dad arrested
>>153178920
I do.
Jasminka a cute.
>>153182632
>Unseen university
>>153177777
holy fuck these digits
>>153181793
YWN be that sandwhich
>>153182591
No, her mouth is so toxic that it kills all cavity-causing microorganisms.