Is it legal to pump Shinobu?

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No law could stop me.

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Does it matter?

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What is legal and what is right seldom coincide.

>>153123403
No. Because you can't prove to the police that she's 500 years old.

>>153123541
But a prosecutor can't prove her existence if she just hides in your shadow. Checkmate.

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I'll just leave these here.
Would be a shame if nobody ate them...

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>>153123861
I'm sorry. Did you say something?

>>153123650
This. And you certainly couldn't rape her. If you pumped Shinobu it would be consensual and she wouldn't want to prosecute.

post the gifs

you know the ones

>>153123960
Also she can suck a bit of your blood before the cops arrive so she can appear legal age

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>>153124008
On it.

>>153123403
She isn't human and law only applies to human beings.

So yeah, totally legal.

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Shinobu is a gal I'd like to pump full of cream.

>>153123960
Good luck seducing her though.

>>153124077
actually not the ones I was thinkin' of, but you got the right idea

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>>153123403
I don't think there are any laws regarding Vampires. At least not where I live.

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>>153124419
Yeah, you meant this.

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>>153124561
exactly

>>153124561
>>153124610
MUH

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>>153124610
But let's get some real hardcore shit.

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>>153124668
No ban pls.

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>>153124665
>>153124668
REV UP THOSE FRYERS

>>153124773
To make donuts?

>>153124773
>create a loli
>call her a demon/vampire/etc
>say that she has over 10000 years old
>her real body is a MILF's one

Are these type of lolis the best girls?

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>>153124942
>>153124773
Both forms are top tier sex perfection

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>>153124832
bingo
>>153124942
of course, they're the jack of all trades

>>153124977
But doesn't this make the lolis actually used goods?

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>>153124942
Yes. All the learned charm of a grown woman inside a fresh body.

>>153124992
Jack of all trades, master of all.

>>153125009
Shinobu is a virgin it was never implied she has had sex

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If you do not read the light novels and other literature related to Shinobu then you are a mental health patient pursuant of pornography. Only after reading the artistic material can you honestly be doing anything else.

I saw a couple books are coming out right now, a bakareader app I tried out recently showed that about the first 3-4 volumes of the Monogatari series were being published out of order

>>153124992
>Jack of all trades
You mean master of all?

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>>153124688
I'm calling the fucking cops right now.

>>153125041
>ln
>being somehow artistic, ever

>物語
>in anything but japanese

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>>153125059
>Jack of all trades, master of all

Forgive me, but I don't get it.

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>>153125147
She's a master of being a cute loli, and she's a master of being a curvy bombshell with regality that kings envy.

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If Shinobu can be anything I want how am I supposed to choose?

>>153125217
You choose Shinobu and she will naturally surprise and delight you.

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>>153125208
Ah, got ya

to be honest, I've been meaning to continue watching the series. I kind of lost interest after Mono due to other commitments, plus I lost the flow chart that had the recommended order according to the LNs. The recent movies have somewhat revived my interest, so I partake now would be a good time to get back into the series?

>>153125277
>Using a flowchart just to follow series
Come the fuck on Anon. Try to enjoy the medium a bit more, it ain't that serious.

>>153125277
Anime airing order is close enough to LN order, so don't worry about it too much. There's always been a steady stream of content, so it's always a good time to get into it. Just don't forget to watch Koyomimonogatari. A lot of people seem to have been missing it.

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>>153125386
Yeah I know, but fuck, man, you got all these different names and arcs - it's just a bit confusing sometimes especially when some of the material apparently wasn't animated from what I've read.

Time to lighten up perhaps and get on with it, confusion be damned

>>153125422
The series as a whole has been on my non-existent backlog so that sounds good to me.

>>153125517
>get on with it, confusion be damned
That's what you have to do sometimes. Things will just be confusing for a while before the series gives you enough information to understand them. Piecing things together is part of the enjoyment.

>>153124668
>>153124688
Im about to fucking cum im not even joking

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>>153125658
Exactly. To be quite fair, I've withdrawn from watching much anime and instead went with just reading manga. This series in particular has caught my interest, but it all depends on whatever free time I have and if I can bother to getting 'round to it. Now that the movies are out, figures now is the time to just do it and not bother worrying about it.

>>153125659
rip

>>153125617
I'm still mad that they cut most of the banter and flirting from Kabuki.

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>>153124773
HOLY FUCK!!!!!!!!!

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>>153125124
then i'd be a weab

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>>153124773

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>>153125972
why is river cuomo's dick on fire, anon?

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>>153126407
It's a metaphor.

>>153125020
>800 years old virgin vampire
Oh boy

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>>153126447
hmmmm

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>>153126451
regenerating pussy, anon

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You could literally ask her to let you fuck her 12-year-old cunny, turn 10 while you fuck her anus, and turn 8 to finish you off with her mouth.

>>153125020
>>153126451
Yeah but in Kizu Hanekawa mentions how creating a thrall/kin (as opposed to just straight up eating some poor bastard) is an incredibly intimate experience for a vampire, not dissimilar to intercourse. In that respect, Kiss-shot has "fucked" two people, one of which is Arararagi.

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>>153126826
You're not going to even try her adult form?

>>153126871
And by comparison sex is probably really inconsequential to vampires, especially since it isn't necessary. Therefore it stands to reason that the 800 year old vampire has probably fucked tons of humans either for fun or as a part of seduction.

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>>153126893
aka the GOAT form

>>153126893
I'm no homosexual.

>>153123403
Not attracted to little girls

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>>153127049
Not a problem.

>>153126945
She's a Disney princess at heart. Casual sex isn't her thing. But you know this.

>>153127049
If you've watched the series, you'd probably be willing to make an exception for her.

>>153126945

If she regenerates and you can't tell the difference, is the fake virginity better than the real thing?

If he actually fucked her, would there be some ridiculous recursive pleasure feedback thing happening?

>>153127210
pretty sure there's a doujin of that somewhere

>>153127210
No. Araragi transmits sensations to Shinobu, but doesn't receive any from her. So Shinobu would get double the pleasure in an interesting way, but not Araragi.

>>153127049
mods

>>153126893

Tit and buttjob in her adult form.

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>>153127495
truly a thinking man, anon

how about double paizuri with cat?

>>153125617
Here's a summation
>"Can you just put your dick in me already?"
>"No."

Araragi is a legend.

>>153127672
She wasn't aiming for anything immediate. Just planting the idea in his head. Also teasing him.

Not in Canada.

>>153127598
Nah. Hanekawa doesn't have anything to add in that situation.

>>153124977
Teen Shinobu is best version, though.

>>153125020
There is no way Shinobu is a virgin, she's a VAMPIRE, a creature that is a metaphor for impure sexual intercourse.

Consider Carmilla where the vampire lady is a metaphor for the author's lesbian fetish. Consider Dracula where the vampire only drinks blood (i.e. fucks) virgin women.

>>153126826
17 > 10 > 18 > 12 > Adult > 8

>>153128666
>Satan in charge of being wrong
8>10>12>18>17>adult

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>>153128382
Two heads are better than one.

>>153128645
With the number of pure, virginal succubi Japan has come up with, I don't think that argument holds any weight.

>>153128805
The context in which Araragi first meets her matches the sexual interpretation of the vampire perfectly.

>>153128833
And then they didn't have sex.

>>153128892
They did.
The entire conversation was about Shinobu convincing Araragi to fuck her, even if she's missing most of her limbs.
And him being a hormonal teenager, he obviously does it.

>>153128666
>>153128721
>putting adult near or at the bottom
You both are wrong.

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>>153128721
8 = 10 = 12 = 17 = 18 = adult = a miracle

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>>153128382
good point

insert ougi for infinite spooky sleevejobs

>>153129223
This image still is the most disgusting thing relating to Ougi I've seen in a long time.

>>153128768
Kiss-Shot can increase headcount by herself.

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>>153129260
to be fair, the backless sweater thing isn't that good to begin with

needs more sleeve dickings if anything

>>153129389
It's more about showing bare hands and legs.

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>>153129423
ah, figures

this should make amends

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>>153129519
too spooky

she must be the biggest perv. How many times has she seen him naked, probably was fingering herself too

>>153129701
Shinobu doesn't seem to care much about casual nudity. Their bond has some glamourous parts and a lot of really unglamourous parts. Maybe she masturbates along with him occasionally though.

>>153129610
>>153129519
>>153129223

what does Ougi smell like?

>>153130037
Koyomi hears faint moans during the nights

>>153130076
You know the smell inside a glove when you've been wearing it for a while? That but over her whole body

>>153130076
She smells like Koyomi Araragi

>>153125277
I don't blame you, I put the show on stop because Hana is shit and I don't care about monkey at all. I'll pick it back up after I go see Kizu 3.

>>153128768

Some people can't appreciate Hanekawa, you should have recognized that by the OP. More for you, don't mind that guy.