KAZUMA KAZUMA

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"... wanna fuck?"

kazuma inai

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>>153046863
Yes, I'm Kazuma

>>153046863
Yes im Kazuma

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call me lolineeto

>>153046926
Was this an actual line in vol 9?

Anime only here

>>153046863
Kazuma desu

>>153046863
Hai Kazuma desu

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>>153046863
Yes. Yes. But can he do this?

I wouldnt mind exploding in megumins LIL OL TITE CUNNY

>>153047059
yes but he spilled spaghetti fucking everywhere right after saying it

>>153046926
>>153047059
>tfw can't find a translated pdf of all the novels
sned halp

>>153047145
this looks stupid as fuck

>>153047155
learn nip

>>153047145
> STR build in a FPS game

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>>153046863
> Darkness is Kazumas ideal body type
> Kazuma is Darkness ideal type of man

Megumin is just in the way desu. The fact she was completely irrelevant last episode and it was the best of the series proves shes worthless.

>>153047243
yeah too bad KazumaxAqua is the OTP

>>153047211
You mean cool

>>153047349
Agua is sisterzoned hard tho
They have the best banter of the whole cast, that i'll say.

>>153047233
I don't fucking want to, make me nerd

>>153047430
It's not really banter when Kazuma blows aqua out of the water in every conversation.

>>153047578
say desu at the end of the sentence if you want to be civil

that'll be $100 for the lesson faggot

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>>153046863
Kazuma dayo.
why does this shit make me smirk every time

>>153047642
What good would learning civil Japanese do if you want to read KonoSuba?

>>153047929
because it's cute and witty and snappy and fits his personality

imagine if he just said "nandai" or some other shit

>>153047618
Looks like you forgot to take your tripcode off. No need to thank me.

>>153048040
If I do that tripfriends will go extinct.

>>153047243
Megumin is for the heart, Lalatina for the penis heart.

>>153048280
That's the point.

>>153047929
Because he gives no fucks while saying it.
>"Oh no, I've been cursed by the dullahan and will die in a week! Doushiyo, Kazuma!?"
>"Yes yes, I'm Kazuma"

>>153047145
I'm so glad I dropped that cringe

Megumin is this show's only redeeming quality

>>153048481
>what is kazuma and aqua

>>153048518
Both not Megumin

>>153048579
This man makes a solid point.

>>153048280
Acceptable reasons to trip:
1. You're a trusted translator in the process of giving translation or settling a dispute regarding a translation
2. You're telling a story, like the guy who gave dirty deets about romancing his imouto

Thats fucking it, and they drop their trip when they're not doing the above.

If you don't like anon culture then fuck off to reddit with the rest of the attention whores.

>>153047059
She was teasing him so he thought he could tease her back and realized what he just said and went backtrack mode.

>>153046863
Aqua and Emilia switch places. How do Re:Zero and Konosuba change?

>>153048761
this should be a banner,
fuckin tripshits ruining our boards

>>153049128
Just fuck off to reddit and dont come back.

>>153049222
Just do what worked with some other tripfags on /vg/: Don't respond other than to say fuck off faggot. Eventually every time they show up you'll have five to six people calling them a faggot and they'll get bored eventually. Example:

>>153049128
Fuck off faggot.

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>>153049128
>he still keeps it on
Tripfags everyone

>>153049128
>rem.
Who?

>>153049452
She hasn't been fixed yet? I don't follow the LN.

>>153049452
He's drawing a parallel between this show and another show with a similar premise called Re-Zero. In answering your question I dropped the quality of the board. Apologies anon

>>153047243
>best of the series
It's official. Darknessfags are more fucked in the head than her. The worst episode of the series somehow becomes the best because their waifu was in it.

>>153049514
>>153049550
No I literally mean who? Wait, you don't mean that deviantart Sonic OC of Ram going around do you? Fucking tasteless tripfags.

>>153047929
He really had me with that one scene where Kazuma and Megumin are about to bathe together and Megumin slaps his shit with her robe and you hear the most smug, "IIIIIITAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIAAA"

>>153049697
You're mean. She's subaru's number 2.

>>153049767
Fuck off faggot.

>>153049767
Wew lad, force your shitty fanfics somewhere else.

Aqua is best girl this season

y/n?

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>>153050212
Aqua stop.

>>153047578
I was going to link translations......
But now i'm not

Is it me or are Aqua posters even dumber than usual?

>>153047155
Are you literally too inept to type "kono subarashii sekai ni shukufuku wo ln translation" in google and enter the first result, or type "kono suba" in Nyaa and change the category to literature?

>>153047155
Nigga just use google.
You can't be this stupid

>>153050528
Are the novels worth reading?

>>153050623
Don't bother with any of the reading material. Everything that makes the anime good is anime original donut steel.

>>153050623
Fuck if I know, I haven't read them. I just saw the post and thought "they can't be hard to find", and shockingly enough I was right.

>>153050623
The prose is bad like most LN translations, but if you really like the anime you might not mind

>>153050735
Oh I found them too just out of curosity after that. So that begged the question.

>>153050661
I see: I'll avoid them I guess.

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>>153050623
It has it's nice moments.

>>153050623
Good to know what happens, but I think the animu is superior

>>153050854
>it's
God fucking damn it

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>>153050661
> Only the AO parts are funny
> AO
> Literally the one meme line from Kazuma

>>153050972
What about the comedic timing the animation and the VA's?
Or are they all memes as well

>>153050972
he said good not funny, and there's also lalatina's massive lalatinas

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>>153050972
The entire OVA was anime original and it was the best episode in the whole series.

Really makes you think.

>>153050508
Jokes on you NERD, i already found them

>>153051042
Kono suba is one of the few animes were the VA actually added instead of subtracting from the material's quality.

>>153051221
No, jokes on you for failing to do a single google search in the first place

>>153047243
Hello Darkness my old friend...

>>153051269
It's one of the few series where they actually sound like they're enjoying themselves

>>153046863
Kazuma des

>>153047243
Kazuma tried his best to get rid of her this episode though. Explain that. He wanted her married to that Prince.

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>>153051421
> Explain that
He has good taste and doesn't attention whore with a trip.

>>153051421
Fuck off retard.

>>153051421
>Kazuma tried his best to get rid of her this episode though. Explain that.
Lalatina comes back and brings the DEEN with her in full force. Why wouldn't he want rid of her?

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>>153047243
They were just giving you one final glimpse of Darkness before she faded back to the shadow of irrelevance by the light of Megumin.

>Thread with Aqua OP: fun and entertaining
>Thread with Darkness OP: fun and entertaining
>Thread with Megumin OP: cancerous as fuck filled with attention whores

This is what you deserve for making a shitty general.

>>153052709
Selective memory: the post.

>tfw Megumeme won the Kazumabowl

Aqua a besto

>tfw no succubi bar

Yunyun a shit

>>153047243
Best taste
She should be the heroine.
Come to think of it, there hasn't been any anime where a girl like her wins in the end, yeah?
That's why Darkness felt so fresh.

>>153052780
he's not wrong tho

>>153053544
Aqua will win.
I can feel it

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>>153053841
And if she doesn't the author needs to die.

In what world does marrying with trashzuma is "winning". He's a scum of the earth. Shitty pedoneet.

>>153054048
he is rich now though.

>>153053961
He holds Aqua's hand like a mother hold her kid's hand before crossing the road.

>>153054048
That's exactly why Darkness wants him. This is a battle he can't win alone.

>>153054048
He can be a pretty good guy when it counts. He's also super fucking rad by Crimson Demon standards.

>>153054048
you're just jealous you can't steal panties

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>>153055694
Stop reviving dead thread
Let them go

>>153055694
I didn't post that one since I still can't tell for certain if they are holding hands or its just overlay.

>>153055694
You gotta cancer the image up with glitter effects and hearts and "OTP<3" shit.

>>153055783
you're right looks like overlay

>>153055694
>tumblr

>>153056289
What else would you expect from someone who is unironically Aqua shipping?

>>153051421

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=thfKq71cNZM

>>153047243
Darkness' breasts are too large desu

>>153047059
No, its a line in the 4th spin-off that isnt even fully translated yet.

“… Hey, why are you still staring at me? I’m starting to feel a bit embarrassed okay. Are you in love with me?”

Feeling shy even though he’s such a pervert

In fact, if I just tease him a little…

“Yeah I am in love with you, I’m just thinking to myself what I love about you”

“What?!”

He gets all flustered Just like that

“you, you… I… I told you many time to not say things like that so suddenly, I need to prepare myself ahead of time you know. From now on if you want to say that then you need to give me a written note in advance detailing exactly what when and where”

“Why are you saying such meaningless things. I’m just being honest and telling you what’s on my mind. Didn't you tell me yesterday to d understand other people? Then right now I’m trying to understand Kazuma.”

He couldn’t help his nervousness and started fidgeting

I decided to tease him a bit more

“Kazuma is a good leader because he understands me right? Then do you know what I’m thinking of right now? Now that there’s only the two of us, do you know what I want to do right now?

“… … wanna fuck?”

Heh

“Wait, that didn’t count! Please pretend you didn’t hear that!”

“I didn’t quite catch that Kazuma, could you please repeat that louder for me?”

Seeing Kazuma being so afraid and trying to take back his words makes me wonder if I put too much thought into this.

I’m not the kind of person meticulously plan out things well in advance.

I don’t like leading other people, managing other people, or finishing things left by other people

I like to live in the present and give it my all

What I was thinking of.

“No, please. I was just surprised by how direct your question was. If you give me three choices and let me pick one I know I’ll get it right! Please give me another chance!”

>>153059777
Damn I have reading to catch up on.

>>153059777
>spin-off
so you're saying megumeme is not his wife in the future?

God, Megumin is so ugly.

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>>153060292
Spin-offs are usually decided by popularity vote. Since Megumin is the most popular char of the series by far she has 4 spin off novels that add to the story of the LN but tell some story from her perspective.

Based on the current development shes is BY FAR the closest to winning the Kazuma-bowl, however: I wouldnt be surprised if there is going to be an open ending. Kazuma has been acting like a little bitch for way too long now. I doubt anything will happen between them and even if it does, they will break up the following volume.

>>153060403
>pic related
>ugly
Anon please...

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>>153060403

>>153060403
DEM FIGHTING WORDS BOI

>>153060453
>based on the current development

Well with 4 spinoffs dedicated to her I don't see how the other girls are supposed to compete when they don't even have 1.

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>>153060605
Because the battle for Kazuma isnt between Megumin, Aqua and Darkness, its between the top 3 most popular chars (Megumin, Chris(who is Eris) and Iris)

>>153060453
> Kazuma has been acting like a little bitch
He's been subtly manipulated by literal semen demons for how many months, now? I wouldn't be surprised if they castrated him with demon magic so he had no choice but to use the brothel.

>>153060678
Well with 4 spinoffs dedicated to Megumin I don't see how Chris(who is Eris) and Iris are supposed to compete when they don't even have 1.

Anyone for that image of megumi in the military using her radio to call in a explosion?

>>153051184
Reminds me of how with Bleach you'd often find the filler episodes and story arcs were some of the most entertaining. I suppose because the setting just allows them to do whatever they feel like with the fun characters without really giving a shit.

>>153060703
I mean, the story makes it rather clear why hes acting like that. Back in Japan he got NTRed which is the main reason why he became a NEET. So hes most likely acting like a little bitch because hes afraid of getting hurt again and subconsciously protects himself from engaging in anything. A lot of parts in the LN make that pretty clear, like him talking about Valentines day to Megumin or that he only backpedals like this when it comes to Megumin. Hes just an inexperienced virgin who gets praised and teased by everyone in the guild, and tehn he has this little chuuni girl constantly pointing out his logical fallacies. After volume 9 I still thought that all he wanted was get his dick wet, but volume 10 and spin-off 4 made it pretty clear that this isnt the case.

>>153060810
Because the amount of spin-offs doesnt matter. Megumin also was the most popular char in the WNs but they had an open ending. If the author wants to pair him with someone else then shes gonna do it either way. Wouldnt even be surprised if she couldnt be bothered to write romance plots but does it as fan service, so pairing him up with Iris or even Aqua would be the ultimate fuck you to people.

>>153061052
A little NTR never hurt anyone. But he's clearly thinking This is too hard, I'll just whip up another succ dream and worry about it tomorrow

Kazuma desu

>>153046863
Daioh

>>153061141
Probably is, yet he still tries and fucks up constantly. Got a bit repetitive to be honest. This shit should either be put to rest or finally turn into a proper relationship already.

>>153052528
This desu

>>153060605
Do you not understand the rule of harems? The chances of a girl actually winning exponentially decrease with spinoffs.

>>153061997
> Megumin can't win
We're talking about Kazuma, right? Even when you bag the scum, you lose.

>>153061997

Yeah but after all the spinoffs, the only other person she's had feelings for is just him with a funny mask on, and she finds out it was him all along at the end of spinoff 4

>>153062134
>not liking a scumbag like Kazuma
That is exactly why Aqua and he deserve each other and why I just don't care for other pairings with him beyond simple self-insertion.

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Just a reminder that Aqua is not for marrying. If anything, she would be the family pet.

>>153061997
They're not like other spinoffs though, they're way too directly related to the story compared to the kind of spinoffs you're thinking of.

>>153062283
I want to keep Aqua.

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>>153062291
You and I both know you're just splitting hairs over the difference.

>>153050212
Just this season?

>>153062283
She's too good for Kazuma, hope the author doesn't ship them

What if ___Wiz___ end?

>>153063057
> He doesn't have a Kazuma purification fetish
Ha ha! Scrub.

>>153063206
What if ((( Wiz ))) end?

>>153063279
Aqua, those parentheses do not mean what you think they mean.

>>153047145
>Kirito in a game
Kazuma is in his real life you cunt

>>153063350
it is a game.
I don't like SAO either so don't blame me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IbgEMvFVoNM

>>153063350
Isn't the world of KonoSuba basically a game? I mean they literally have character sheets and assign skill points.

Anyone trying to apply logic to KonoSuba needs to remember that it's 100% a comedy and anything goes as long as it's funny. I wouldn't be surprised if Kazuma found out he was actually stuck in some shitty pay2win Chinese browser MMO in the end.

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>>153060678
>Chris who is Eris
Wew

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>>153063715
It wasn't exactly a dramatic reveal. At least you know the padegami nickname is true.

>>153063640
No. Did you not pay attention to those skill points? They're literally using magic to rewrite their very DNA and brain to apply things.

>>153049567
I don't know about series, but it was my favorite episode this season so far.

And I'm an Aqua-fag.

>>153064023
Yes I saw the cheesy DNA animation (which was also a joke y'know).

Are you also going to explain how they "earn" "skill points" by "leveling up" after beating X number of monsters?

If it's just a bunch of magic that replicates video game mechanics, it's not much of a stretch for the world to actually be a video game.

>>153063640
It's an alternate universe where everything is like a game

>>153064143
>which was also a joke y'know
nah

>If it's just a bunch of magic that replicates video game mechanics, it's not much of a stretch for the world to actually be a video game.
it actually is

>>153064143
> Be Eris
> World in peril
> Aqua sends over heroes
> Some guy wishes for everything to be just like his japanese video games
> O-okay senpai
> Another guy starts making vidya monsters just like his dee and dees
> Another one invents all sorts of crazy things that only make things worse
> Please stop senpai

>>153062283

My glans on the left

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Who's gonna end up with Godzuma?? Someone that reads the novels can update me pls thank

>>153064559
He kills the demon lord and wishes for a female version of himself. They hate each other but still fuck because they know they're unlovable hikkiNEET trash.

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>>153064658
>selfcest
kuzu/10

>>153048979
>subaru goes through with running away with Rem because aqua an shitte
>Kazuma gets an actual heroine

>>153064844
Isn't that just basically masturbation at that point?

>>153064658
>female version of himself
He ends up with Aqua?

>>153065342
You bet. He even set her free of being his "cheat item" so them being together is a voluntary association.

>>153063206
Would be best end but Kazuma will either end up with no one in an open ending or will end with one of the low tier girls.

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>>153046863
Kazuma, Kazuma

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>>153064658

>>153065658
Needs a softer chest.

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>>153065654
Takahashi really loves that outfit.

>>153047929
Because you are retarded.

>>153066889
Rude.

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Today i will remind them

>>153066914
nice abs

>>153066914
Since when did Darkness have such abbs?

>>153065135
>Emilia
>Heroine

>>153067268
It's edited but both Kazuma and Vanir mention that she's got a very defined six-pack.

>>153066652
You wouldn't dress like that if you had the chance?

>>153067400
So that's why verbal abuse has such a strength on her. You can't protect yourself from verbal abuse like you can from physical

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>>153067445
True. I'd become a girl if it meant I could wear witch outfits everyday.

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>>153067268

When somebody shopped them in

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>>153067562
I want to drink Darkness' bath water full of the sweat off her armpits and her pussy juices!

>>153067562
I wish animu Darkness had more hints of musculature. It doesn't have to be like the shoop but there should be something there.

>>153048328
>penis heart
I'm using this.

>>153067400
Just not in the anime, I guess

>>153046863
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-w2rw1HPHI

>>153067562
I want to fondle Darkness soft belly.

>>153068633
God damn you, I managed to forget about this

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>>153068633
Superior
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P49FraVNS_Y

>>153054048
He's loaded and he can use ECKU SPUROSION, both megumin (and her parents) are down for them marrying

>>153047243
THICCNESS

>>153064487
That's a big cock

Wait a second, why does Konosuba not have any designated archer/ranger characters?

>>153047145
That looks gay as fuck.

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>>153060678

>Chris(who is Eris)

>>153069849
What are you, some kinda ponce?

>>153069849
It does, but they just don't show up in the anime. When Kazuma switches parties for a day in the LN, he has one in his party. That's who taught him his bow skills.

>>153047145
garbage

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>>153069882
Your anger sustains me.

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>>153069966
got you some proofs

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>>153070299

>>153070349
I wonder if Goblin Slayer can defeat a Rookie Killer.

>>153049767
Jesus Christ, tripfags are retarded

>>153047043

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_EYnpfWLQWE

>>153047043
kusoNEET

>>153070299
did they ever do that chapter in the animes?

>>153059777
>wanna fuck?
Lucky trip

>>153071452
No, sadly.

>>153071518
Fuck. Well, I suppose it was a more series chapter , so not anime worthy.

>>153071571
*serious

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What is the point of Wiz?

>>153071690
breasts

>>153071690
bullying

>>153071690
She's cute. Unless you mean the actual point of her being there. In that case they say in the show.

>>153071690
SHE'S A GOOD LICH SHE DIDN'T DO NOTHIN except listen to a devil and learn forbidden magic

>>153071690

Somebody needs to buy Hyoizaburo's junk

>>153071690
Saving her cursed friends.

>>153071690
breallying

>>153071391
When will Kazuma understand his true destiny?

>>153071690
Will Kazuma ever get with her?

>>153072216
He isn't a necrophiliac

>>153072241
Her parts still work

>>153072241
It's ok if it isn't rotting.

>>153072280
Can she even have kids though?

>>153072301
So what if she cant? She's a lich. There are ways to have kids.

>>153071690
She the npc that teach you the dark arts and give you connection to the evil side and also give more insight to the some boss

>>153072301
That's the good thing about it: she neither ages nor gets pregnant. If she turns you into one of her own then you can literally have an eternity of sex.

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>come back to thread after a while and notice the tripfag got banned
It's a great feel

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How do you look like this and not make any friends?

>>153072911
nipponshit logic, like how all girl neets in anime end up all being qt's

>>153072911
Her boobs are intimidating.

>>153072911
dumb

>>153072911
/r/ing the pic of her and Megamemes licking lolipops

>>153072911
All she wants to do is make explosions and no one can understand her love of explosions except for Kazuma who's given up on trying to pus away.

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Explosion!

>>153072911
Her childhood left her incredibly insecure of herself and most people are scared of crimson mages.
Whenever someone tried to approach her in the guild to get her to join their team her eyes would shine out of excitement and others would instead think she was judging them, leaving out of fear.

>>153046978
It's
>Kazuma jyanai
You fucking idiot.

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>>153046863

>>153071690
Marrying.

>>153072911
Ok quick rundown:

1) In the Crimson Demon Village: Yunyun is a fucking weirdo for not leaning into being chuuni as fuck. She's the weirdo and people just avoid her because of it.

2) In Axel, Crimson Demons do not exist. They don't go to Axel. Axel is for beginners who suck ass. Yunyun is probably better at killing monsters than about 50% of the entire parties in Axel. Her attempts to join parties go like this:

>oh no we're a party and we're in danger
>I'll save you!
>wow thank you Crimson Demon!
>You're welcome!
>....
>....

She did this so much that people assumed she was a lone wolf who just wanted to go around saving people instead of adventuring.

When she posts recruitment for group members, most people think they aren't worthy of being a party member with a Crimson Demon.

The people that try get scared away because Yun Yun's eyes flash red (Crimson Demon thing) whenever anyone approaches her so they assume they're being harshly judged.

And all of this would be solved immediately if Yun Yun, at any time, actually talked with people to help clear up their misconceptions but alas.

If you're talking about how she's so attractive people MUST be looking to join her party, there are some older men who try. But people run interference because those men really aren't interested in an adventuring party with her.

>>153071690
Building an underground maze.

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>>153071690

>>153072241
We don't actually know that.

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>>153073271
No, you dumb piece of shit. They mean completely different things.
Learn some fucking Japanese before trying to correct others, instead of getting all your information from anime, you disgusting EOP.

>>153071690
soft undead tiddies

>>153073431
sounds like a frustrating 100 page 4koma manga

>>153047145
So this is where chuuni really began

>>153073786
In the future, I'll probably shorten it to "Yunyun's life is a frustrating 100 page 4koma where she sucks at making friends and misunderstands happen whenever someone tries to power through it"

Can someone please explain why Kazuma laughs at the name Lalatina?

Is it supposed to sound weird in Japanese? I really don't get it...

>>153071690
- taught Kazuma Drain Touch
- let Vanir smoothly become a permanent addition to the cast
- helped against Hans

>>153073941
because it's funny anon

>>153073941
lalatina is a dumb sounding name

"lala" and "tina" are also incredibly feminine sounding things

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>>153074328
You should be embarrassed of your resolution

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>>153073310

>>153074514
You were there?

>>153074531
Yes, I've always been there.

>>153071690
Soft pillow

>>153073310
>Are you being retarded on purpose?
>You better not be.
>I'm serious

>>153073070

That's Yunyun, nigger.

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Please help I can't stop

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IbgEMvFVoNM&t=187s

>>153073826

Nah, that would be Trigun, Naruto, and everything Tetsuya Nomura designed.

>>153074993
the cat was great

>>153074993
>>153075106
NNNNYAARRRRGHGHH
The voicework really makes this show

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>>153074993
Really well done

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>>153074993
Why is Megumin so cute

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Will we get more Chris this season?

>>153073271
Are you fucking trolling?

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>>153074993
>those last 20 seconds

>>153060605
So by this logic Vanir is in second place?

>>153073737
What does "EOP" mean?

Reminder that Kazuma got NTR'ed by some chad when he is still alive

>>153075397
Devils are genderless and he can turn into a girl. He's also got a whole bunch of succubi that would do anything for him, too. I don't think any of the girls would be able to compete with him if he wanted to win over Kazuma.

>>153075472
It means English Only Peasant.
Also, googling "eop meaning" isn't hard.

>>153074993
That fucking cat.

>>153075472
English only peasant.
The perfect term for retards who don't know nip yet think they can correct it anyway.

>>153075549
You realize that the entire first three pages of "EOP meaning" are on the "Equal Opportunity Program" or "Educational Opportunity Program"?
Not all of us have our search engines trained to know that we're dead-set on keeping up with the latest beta lingo, buddy.

>>153071690
She literally contributes more to Kazuma's party than Darkness.

>>153075106
I want one so bad, that little fucker is adorable

>>153075788
>this meme again
Hey it 's the same anon who shat up the last couple threads

>>153075788
>party's tank
>not contributing
I bet you only play DPS, you fucking faggot.

>>153075911
well the dps is the best girl

>>153073431
To be fair, she has actually made several friends in both places. She's just too awkward to realize it.

>>153073431
I wasn't expecting this type of quick rundown..

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>>153075911
I've been waiting forever to use this again... Sadly it's not Junkrat

>>153075971
But Megumin is Damage Per Quest.

>>153076025
I don't play OW, but that's a nice Megumin anyway.

>>153075573
>cat

>>153076025
Dva has the biggest ECKU SPUROSION though

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>>153076069
It's OK but after a while you realize it kind of lacks in depth other than making broken team comps nice waifus though

>>153075663

Not all of us are too lazy to click to the next page of search results either.

>>153075663
Calm down you dumb fuck who can't even use a browsing engine.

>>153075663
>is spoonfed after acting like an irredeemable newfag
>gets mad
You're the worst kind of trash

>>153076086
She's also an annoying cunt with shitty mains. Thankfully she got gutted recently so I can go back to supporting non entitled brats that and playing more Roadhog

>>153075911
Is there any point to having a tank when you oneshot everything?

>>153076364
There is when you can only one shot enemies once a day.

>>153076130
"Waifu" does not mean "cute girl."

>>153076364
To gather all of the enemies together for an AoE nuke.

>>153076291
>Complaining about shitty mains
>Roadhog

>>153076364
Crowd control and making sure the enemy won't rape you?

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>>153076520
>>said I was a support main
Also I only really switch to road if my team just lets flankers walk up and kill me since I mostly play Zenyatta and Ana. Also what's wrong with Roadhog

>>153076161
>>153076239
>>153076287
thank for the (You)s

>>153047211
Chinese swordplay usually is.

>>153066914
>Watermark
>Darkness Abs

She never had abs anon.

>>153074328
>>153074453
Thanks

>>153076578
Darkness is worse at crowd control than Kazuma.

I don't like Megumin's voice. I prefer Emilia.

>>153077296
Why are you even bringing up the worst girl from some other show

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>>153077296

>>153077296
I prefer Mayo.

>>153077296
A man of great taste. Have a good day, sir.

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>>153077296
Eh, they're both meh. I prefer Futaba.

>>153077296
Whenever I hear emilia, I hear megumin

And sometimes I see emilia when I hear megumin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HIgkGkZxC2g

>>153073271
If this wasn't an anonymous Kyrgyz bride-kidnapping board you would have to kill yourself out of shame at this point.
I hope you have the decency to do so anyway.

>>153073431
It's the spiral of social anxiety.

>Be young, want friends but no one wants to be your friend because you're different
>Never talk to people much because you have no friends
>Grow up, more mature people means you can now make friends because being different isn't a big deal any more
>Can't talk to people because you have no experience with interpersonal conversation
>Can't make friends because you can't talk to people
>Still have no friends

It's a vicious spiral and one I know well. Took me 3 years after I graduated high school before I had developed the social skills to be able to really make friends.

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>>153077814
This is amazing.

Just marathoned first season and all of S2 that out via CR. Why am I enjoying this trash?

>>153078655
>via CR
Kill yourself

>>153078745
>paying for things instead of stealing is wrong

Grow up.

>>153078936
Buy the novels or the BDs then, don't pay unrelated websites for literal streaming quality

>>153078936
Nothing wrong with buying stuff but crunchyroll? really?

>>153067562
thicc

>>153078977
exactly.

dl proper rips while airing, buy if it's good when actually released in your country. fuck this pleb streaming shit

>>153078936
Paying Crunchyroll does not support the creators of the series at all.

If you want to support the creators, buy the BDs. Fuck Crunchyroll and their shady-ass business practices straight to hell.

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Please feed this malnourished child

>>153078936
>Paying crunchyroll
A retard and his money are soon parted

>>153079133
I'll feed her if she lets me touch her hat
And for a kiss

>>153079270
How do you kiss a hat

>>153079133
You know, I'm surprised that there's no "Create Food" spell in Konosuba.

I mean, "Create Water" is a thing. Now admittedly creating food would be more difficult than creating water but "Create Water" is beginner magic to start with so a "Create Food" spell would be Advanced Magic at worst. I'm honestly surprised that no magician ever thought to invent a spell for creating food before. Or at least to invent a spell for growing crops instantly to allow people to grow food more quickly.

Like seriously, you could make fucking bank if you invented a spell like that.

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>>153079422
Magic looks like a closed system. In fact, I wouldn't be surprised if magic, skills and all video gamey elements of Fantasy Australia are the result of Aqua's fantastic management, fucking up a wish because someone wanted to be isekai'd to a fantasy world before Eris took charge.

>>153079422
I'm sure summoners could do such a thing. Remember that crops do tend to run away instead of letting people eat them. Now imagine what food created from mana would be like.

>>153079422
>comparing the complexity of water with cooked, ready to eat food
You dumbo axis cultist

>>153079133
A bowl of eggs for the young lady.

>>153079422
The Crimson Mage Clan do essentially have a quick magic-based farming system. It's explained in Explosions volume 2.

Earthquake spell to plough land, gust spell to spread the seeds, and rain spell to water them. There doesn't seem to be a wild growth type of spell though in the Konosuba universe.

Magicking up food items into existence like pie rather than growing fruits and vegetables is several degrees of complexity further.

I think one of the reasons there's no wild growth like spell at the least though is that it'd be a bad idea to invent it in the Konosuba universe though.

>Ploughing, watering, etc could be done with magic, but harvesting required manual labor.
>In the field on the other side, the high quality potatoes came together to resist harvest. Yunyun was engaged in a bitter fight.

>>153078936
>Being proud that he support some Jewish middleman instead of supporting the creator directly.

Buy the LN if you want to support the creator directly. Dumb westerner.

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>>153079913
These fags don't even ramp lmao

>>153047145
>all these people calling this bad because it's from SAO
The flips are pretty dumb but cutting bullets with a sword is always cool.

>>153079970
thanks doc

>>153079566
No, it's not. In Volume 4 Wiz even explains that she has invented some spells of her own. You can invent new magic.

>>153079913
Someone really needs to invent a "Create Pie" spell.

Would probably be so complex with all the nuances to what goes into a pie that it would eat up shitloads of skill points to learn a spell like that though.

Now I'm imagining someone who's dedicated their entire existence to a spell for creating pies in the same manner than Megumin is dedicated to Explosion.

>>153079978
Cutting bullets with a sword stopped being cool like two decades ago.

It being paired with kitty toes and those retarded flips sure doesn't help

>>153073431
Please tell me they go to Crimson Demon Village

>>153080075
Season three. Or movie.

>>153054330
arent they a bunch of nerds?

>>153078936
>stealing
You can't steal pixels, dumbshit.

>>153080075
They go there in Volume 5

Which won't be animated unless they do a season 3.

So pray for a S3 announcement if you ever want to see a village filled with chuuni wizards.

>>153054048
Hello Aqua.

>>153078936
>giving money to russia

Oy vey.

>>153080027
You're just being a poofter because bullets aren't the hard counter to Jedi that you want it to be.

>>153079978
>cutting bullets with a sword is always cool
How old are you?

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>>153079970
>ranger's path + shock lands.

>>153078936
If Gaben made a Steam Anime tab that allowed me to pay money directly to the studio for high quality video, fast downloads plus official non-meme subs, I would gladly pay the Steam tax.

>>153080364
I'll never get why people STILL suck Valve's dick, their service is honestly fucking shitty, and their try at copying Netflix is even worse than their games retail.

>>153080120
Yes, they're a bunch of nerds. Megumin happens to be one of those nerds though. He also knows how to not be a Crimson Demon style nerd when it's not appropriate.

>Kazuma
>pronounced Kadzma

fucking Japs

>>153080408
When did they try copying netflix?