Why is there a burger in fantasy setting?

because burgers are my fantasy

Funny, she doesn't look all that American.

American culture is so pervasive that it is being exported to fantasy nations.

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>Burg thread
Admit it anon. You want the B.

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did somebody say burger thread?

>>153026115
By that point it should be obvious the writing is not very good

>>153026193
>American
>Culture
not hard to export when there ain't much to it!

American hegemony transcends time and space.

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>>153026115

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FUCK BURGS

EAT TACOS

>>153027013
true

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>>153027147
>Tex-Mex pleb

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>>153027013
>>153027077
Actually, my true intention is I want the picture on the right

Burgers are not a very original idea. Burgers are just a type of Sandwich that use cooked meat and a puffier bread. The only thing that is weird about burgers is how prominent they are in reality.

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>>153026115
>Why is there a burger
Why would anyone ever need to ask that? It'd be so weird to not have burger in any setting.

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>>153027147
>tacos
why is mexican food so shit? it ruined the whole culinary.

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>>153027143
that looks pretty good, nice juicy tomato, thick patty, bun isn't all greasy...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1XpYJByax4w

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>putting lettuce or tomato on a burg

I want this meme to END

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>>153027361
>no lettuce
>no tomato
Would all meat fags who can't enjoy different texture just shut up?

>>153027110
Hard to tell what it is when it's already become your culture.

>>153027013
Fuck off. Last time we had this thread I ended up getting a Whooper for no reason because my love of burgers thanks to you fuckers.

>>153027413
>whopper
>no reason
better than me. I got Quarter pounders

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>>153027390
ITS UNAMERICAN
UNAMERICAN
UNAMERICAN
UNAMERICAAAAAAAAAAN

>>153026115
Casual reminder that glorious nipponese
MOS Burger > Your shitty favorite burg chain

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>>153027361
lettuce, tomato, onion and pickle are the foundation to a perfect burger

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>>153027452
>MOS
Rice burger faggotry needs to die in a fire.

>>153027013
>>153027413
I'm hungry and was probably going to make a burger but now I will, just for you.

with LOTS of ketchup

>>153027514
>Ketchup
That's straight busta.

>>153027521
sonic burg

>>153027435
Then why is it on every fast food burger?

Listen pal, I can understand not liking a shitty piece of old-ass lettuce, with a fuckin' pale tomato sliced so thin it gets lost in the burger grease, but when you have good veggies on your burger, it's the best.

>>153027521
Wendy's

I've never tried Sonic's though

>>153027521
I don't get fast food burgs that often.

>>153027503
Double spicy MOS cheese burg is heaven and don't you ever forget it.

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>>153026115

because grilled meat between a bun is hardly a complex technological achievement

>>153027110
Just because you don't like the culture doesn't mean it doesn't have any. That's shit that should be obvious unless you're 13 and frequent Tumblr a lot.

>>153027521
There are no good fast food burgers.

>>153027361
Sehr gut!

>>153027586
Neither do I. The only fast food I get regularly as in once or twice a week is either Chipotle or the local Chinese takeout place.

>>153027521
That homemade burger from the weekend stall just across my street.

I want none of your tasteless overrated shit.

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>Egg
>Burg
Who here share this patrician taste?

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sesame seed bun
burg sauce
pepperjack
fried onions
applewood bacon
medium rare half pound burg
pepperjack
guac
sesame seed bun

>>153027646
There's an (apparently local, I guess) chain called Phil's Grill that probably has some of the best burgs I've had.

There was one I had at disney world a few years ago that might have been better, though.

>>153027675
It's good.

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>>153027242

>>153027688
i always think this is a onesie for some reason

>>153027688
>guacamole
>guacamole on anything

>put meat between two slices of bread
>call it a meal
American "cuisine" everybody.

>>153027648
Not all of us eat out of a toilet stall with a week's worth of shit in it.

>>153027712
It is, I'd use her as my onesie.

>>153027719
18th century england, actually

>>153027752
>Earl of Sandwich

>>153027521
The correct answer is 5 guys.

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>>153027719
obviously just trying to start shit

>>153027715
just because you hate good things doesn't mean everyone else does.

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>>153027719
>put noodles between two slices of bread
>call it a meal
Japanese "cuisine" everybody

>>153027719
>complain about this while demanding Americans to send back exotic vegetables and meats back to dreary old Bongland

>>153027719
>put a piece of toast in-between two slices of bread
>call it a meal
Cuisine of """""""Great"""""""" Britain everybody

>>153027790
I feel like 5 guys has gotten worse since they opened. Plus they're expensive for what you get.

>>153027790
I've never had their bugs, the few times i've gone there I just got fries since they apparently give you a fuck ton of fries no matter what size you get

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>>153027802
I don't like disgusting overly spicy sauce completely smothering the taste and flavor of the food I eat. Guac is garbage.

>>153027805

Yakisoba-pan is actually pretty good as long as you treat it as a snack. Then again, if I were a bullied 5'2 flat girl, I'd probably think it was a meal too.

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>>153027873
stop anon I'm already erect

>>153027719

Oh. what's the matter? Not enough beans and liver? You Euro piece of fucking shit.

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contributing

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Say HI to Chris for me

>>153027925
Lovely cheese. I can't stand burgs with no cheese.

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>>153027851
>overly spicy
That just means you've had guac that was too spicy. Most guac I've had isn't spicy period.

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>>153027013
>>153026179
>>153026193
>>153027135
>Patriotism intensifies

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>>153027851
>overly spicy sauce
>guac
>spicy
????????????

>>153027958
I do love cheese , In fact I only eat burgs with only meat n cheese with occasional lettuce or bacon.

>>153027873
What could black hair possibly have to think about in the moment between first deciding to eat the burger, and then actually biting in?

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>>153027708
Thanks, anon

>>153028020
>embarrassing
Some people are like that

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Hey guys, what's goin on.

>>153028016
You can make guac spicy, but if it's too spicy you're either a little bitch or in the presence of a terrible cook.

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>>153028088
Why'd you do that?

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>>153028016
>>153027971
Fuck off GIDF.

>>153028046
>some people
You mean asain girls when they're eating.

>>153028020
>He lets people watch him masticate

>>153028004
I cry every time.

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>>153028088
Triggered.

>>153027851
>>153027971
>Hates guac because it's spicy
Literally wut

>All you really need to make guacamole is ripe avocados and salt. After that, a little lime or lemon juice—a splash of acidity to balance the richness of the avocado. Then comes chopped cilantro, chiles, onion, and tomato, if you want.

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>>153028088

>>153028130
When you masticate at dinnertime, be sure to keep your wenis off of the table, it's rude.

burger is eternal

>>153026115
Are you implying they didn't have a burger during the mediaeval?

>>153028206
INCONCEIVABLE!

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>>153028112
if you wanna trade insults, then you're a picky eater.

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>>153028304
Stop flirting with me, I just have good taste.

>>153027719
>>put meat between two slices of bread
>>call it a meal
>>153027719
It's not a meal without the fries and coke though. You really think american's would be satisfied with just one burger?

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>>153028332
>flirting
i'm outta here, later h/a/mburg

>>153028428
Dumb tripfag.

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>food consist of bread, meat and veggies

Why is burger unhealthy and makes people fat again?

>>153029002
Heavy in proteins and fats.

I think soda is the worst though.

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>>153028004
Another victory for the Good Ol' USA

>>153029002
They're not really outside of the fast food ones loaded with fats, etc.

>>153027805

I've had a soba hot dog, but never a soba sandwich

>>153027688
>guac
go to bed jeb

>>153028206

I mean everything needed to make the burger existed, but no one thought to put it together that way.

>>153029002

Generally because the people who eat burgers on a regular basis don't get much exercise.

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How do you like your meat done, /a/?

>>153029635
Medium rare, but not with the case of burg.

>>153029635
Steak? Medium rare or medium.

Other meats? It depends on the meat honestly. You definitely want to cook lamb more than you do beef.

>>153029635
medium rare or rare, medium is sometimes acceptable

>>153029635
I'm a pescetarian.

>>153029842
>a person who does not eat meat but does eat fish

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>>153029842

>>153027833
>He's never had a parmo or a munchie box
I want anime girls fuckin gorging on greasy proper British grub

>>153027688
That sounds really good other than the guac.

>>153030010
>Chick-filet
Garbage.
>In-N-Out
Good.
>Five Guys
Disgusting.
>Hardees
Okay.
>Whataburger
>Canes
Who?
>Sonic
Top tier.
>DQ
Good.

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>>153029977
This is the most american thing I've ever seen

>>153028108
How do you eat it, with your hands?

>>153030010
>Chick
Have none around here so I've never tried it
>In-N-Out
I eat from there once a week, love it
>5 Guys
Too expensive
>Hardee's
WAY too expensive for something that doesn't even taste that good
>Cane's
Only when extra crispy
>DQ
Never tried anything there but Blizzards

>>153029635
Medium rare a best. All the taste of a good rare steak, without the awful texture.

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>>153026115
which umaru is this?

>>153030066

Not him but Scotland fries more food than any other place on earth. Fried haggis was invented about 10 minutes after haggis.

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>>153029635
I love well done. You guys are just meming because its the best way to cook meat.

>>153026115
Burger in fantasy setting. Dropped

>>153030261
>Not him but Scotland fries more food than any other place on earth.
What about fried coke and fried watermelon?

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>>153026115

>there are people on this board right now who put ketchup on burgers

>>153030291

Coke yes, watermelon is kinda in short supply there. Also the coke itself isn't fried, it's the corn syrup in the soda, separated from it.

>>153030288
o-oh my

>>153030268

Generally the only reasons to cook meat well-done is that either you need it carmellized, or because you live in a region where you can't guarantee the meat is safe to eat otherwise.

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BURG

>>153030288
I'm lovin it

>>153030383
is this image illegal in the USA?

This is probably akin to having a picture of hitler raping a jew in germany

>>153029635
Medium Rare or Rare.

>>153027312
"Mexican" food you order at taco bell or chipotle doesn't count silly burgerman.

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>>153030010

>Subway in Shit Tier
>hating that based carved turkey on herb n' cheese bread

>>153030763
>paying $8 for a sandwich you can make yourself for $1 worth of ingredients

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>>153030235

>>153030795

A bundle of spinach alone is 2$ where I live.

>>153027936
God dammit