Left or right?

>>152978392
Plit twist, its the same person

Both. At the same time.

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Right is thicc therefore better.

>>152978392
right needs someone more, so right

>>152978392
left desu

Right deserves to be spanked so right

right doesn't stop with the chuuni even in SOL situations so left.

also left has a predisposition for alcohol and i like people i can drink with.

left

Left has a good season 2.

>>152978392
Left has a better personality, a decent INT score, and actual magic.
Right has a fat ass.
It's a tough choice.

>>152978392

I haven't seen left's show, but I believe she's younger so left.

right

Left is GENETICALLY ENGINEERED to be the sexiest piece of ass imaginable.

>>152978392
Left > Right

But I love both.

I take left and tell her to start squatting
Now I get the best of both

>>152978392
Both.

Funny how in the Drama CD, Megumin was voiced by Maaya Uchida instead of Rie Takahashi.

Right. Already pretty cute with naturally decent body. Also might be easier to manipulate through her chunni delusions.

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>>152980232
dont mistreat the chuuni!

>>152978392
FUCK CHUUNIS AND FUCK CHUUNI PEOPLE

>>152980773
>fuck chuunis

thats part of it, yes

>>152978392
Neither is real, therefore it doesn't matter.

>>152978392
I like to win so left it is

>>152978392
Right by a large margin, easy choice.

>>152980773
Megumin IS NOT a chuuni.

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Um, how is this even a choice?

A stylish chuun with real magical powers, flat chested, with no dead daddy issues, and not from a completely shit series.

But I guess some people want a needy, expensive, autistic pet that will always need to be taken care of 24/7. I just hope they have well paying jobs, because their girl is completely unemployable.

>>152981069
are you sure you are on the right board ???

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>left
>high intelligence, sexually aggressive, extremely powerful, incredibly lewd, cool poses, genetically engineered to be perfect

>right
>average kyoani moeblob and dumb as a post

EZ PZ

megumin for many reasons

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Ryomou obviously

I'm pretty sure Megumi is Rikka's daughter that she was too stupid to take care of and accidentally let die and be reborn in Konosuba land.

>>152978829
Exactly what a retard would say

>>152978392
Left because having sex with someone who can't fight back but loves it sounds hot as hell

>>152978392
Right is literally the worst girl of all anime, or at least a strong contender, so left wins by default.

>>152978611
Only for the drama CD.

>>152978392
I cant choose

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>>152978392
Explosion girl actually can use explosion!

left is best

Right is superior and has a bit more personality.

>>152978392
Left. Right is a fucking retard.

Tough choice, which is really saying something considering I'm an assman
>>152979860
Kek, also this.
I'm going to be exploding one way or the other.

>>152980773
>mmm, fuck chuunibyo
>dundun mm yeah, fuck chuunibyo
>yea fuck chuunibyo

Left, its not even a contest.

Rinka isnt even in the top 5 best girls in her own stupid show

>>152978392
Tough choice,
I love Megumin and she would be a blast to be with (in every sense possible) but for some reason (besides the fat asses) I always end going back to chu2 again and again, it has this weird charm over me that I can't really explain.
I pick Satone

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MEGUMIN HYOIZABURO

>>152994046
Are you a clip shitter or a based pillow fan?

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>>152994070
The clip is cute

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>>152994095
I know its cute, now back off buddy. She is my wife.

I've only watched half of the first episode of right's anime, was pretty put off

Megumin, however is one of the few loli I actually like

>>152995129
I wish she had more of an adult body. She's too loli-like for me.

>>152978392

Up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, V, A.

>>152992982

Only once and then she flops down. Also, not indoors or in dungeons. Meanwhile, Rikka has nightvision goggles and a fucking mauser.

>>152978392
Right, because I haven't seen Konosuba yet.

>>152995728
I haven't either, but I've seen chuu2 and Raka was a fucking retard. Meme girls can only better.

>>152996006
But she's a cute retard.

>>152996428
I'd fuck her brains out too, but I hear left is smarter. I'd at least want to accidentally impregnate a smart girl.

>>152996534
You right my nigga

>>152978392
Left.

If she says no, all I have to do is wait until she uses explosion and then rape her helpless body

>>152998907

But what if she uses the explosion on you? You'd be meeting Eris, with barely anything left of your body.

>>152998943
don't give her a reason to use explosion on you until its already too late

>>152978392
Megumin because Rikka is a fucking poser.