Are you Lalatina's type of man? Lalatina thread.

I'm pathetic enough but I have no sex drive and would be far too grateful

>Lalatina
hehe

I want to slap her in the titties just to see how many bounces DEEN would animate

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I'm an M, so no. Though that does mean I know exactly what she wants.

Also, Darkness was triggering my femdom senses this episode which leaves my penis confused about her.

>>152973996
someone should actually do her everything she wishes for

maybe she'd become a more interresting character after that

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>>152973996
yes

>>152974610
Being a S, especially for Darkness would be a shitton of work.
>regularly monitoring her behavior so you know when she needs correction and punishment
>constantly coming up with and implementing new punishments and degradations
>keeping up a continual stream of verbal and emotional abuse
I just don't have that kind of energy. It would be like a full time job.
Hearing stories from a friend and his S&M relationship with his girlfriend, it just sounds exhausting.

>>152973996
I'm a huge S but only fantasize about it.
I always feel guilty asking to try it with people though.
what does that make me?

Darkness is, undeniably, the worst girl in this show. If I ever had the displeasure of meeting her, I'd probably point out that the adventuring party could be tolerable to watch and that I might even be able to root for them, if it wasn't for this useless crusader.

I can't remember her name, and I doubt it even matters. All she's there to do is take hits and display tits, and she can't even do that correctly half the time. I'd like to wipe that stupid pretension of glory off her idiotic face. It wouldn't even be dangerous to walk up to her and slap it off-- she couldn't hit the broad side of a barn at melee range.

>>152974610

What exactly are they doing here?

>>152974971
fighting
kazuma is using drain touch, but she has too much stamina

>>152975015

Isn't she stronger than Kazuma anyway?

How does the str/sta system work in the konosuba world?

>>152975057
she's much stronger, that's why he's using drain touch
but it doesnt work, so he tricks her by making a bet that the loser has to do anything the winner says
of course she wants to lose and see what kazuma will make her do

>>152974856
>what does that make me?
Insecure.

>>152975057
It works exactly the way the author wants it to.

Kazuma vs. Darkness fights usually revolve around how quickly Kazuma can regain his pitiful HP/Sta against Darkness' inexhaustible reserves. It's like potion chugging against a Dark Soul's boss.

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>>152974940

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>>152974971
Sexe.

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>>152975140

Just wondering if drain touch takes your "strength" or if it takes your "hp".

>>152975177

That'd mean that Dorkness does pretty bad damage though.

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What would you do to this body?

>>152975265
2 nopan characters confirmed.
One because she's stupid, the other because she's hoping for degradation.

>>152975334
Drain touch somehow refills Megumin's mana after an explosion, and yet was used to drain Darkness's stamina?

So which is it, or can you pick what you drain?

>>152975334
> bad damage
Crusader is for swording and boarding. It's not a kung fu monk. Kazuma needs to exploit her skills and break the crusader already

>>152975334
it's more stamina/mana, not hp

I had hoped Darkness would look classy in this episode, she just looks ridiculous.

>>152974795
But she also enjoys neglect, you could just lock her in a room with some food and water until you feel like being with her.

>>152975395
I think you can pick hp/mp and direction

>>152975401

Even a tank can do good damage with enough stats.

>>152975415
>>152975467
It's a lich skill. It obviously drains "life force" and isn't too autistic about these things.

>>152975395

Stamina is consumed after mana is depleted, hence Megumin being unable to move after casting explosion

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I've been told by a friend of mine that I'm an 1000 out of 10 when it comes to pervertedness. So probably.

>>152975528
In the LNs it's explicitly mana exhaustion though. She says that she needs to regain enough mana to be able to walk again.

>>152973996
Maybe, I'm a bit nicer than her ideal though. That and I'd rather have Megumi as she ticks all the right boxes.

Darkness may get off on the neglect though.

>>152975549
Let me guess, your friend is a normalfag who only likes consensual sex between spouses in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation, right?

>>152975336
rape it. and treat it like a cheap whore, then rape it some more!!

>>152973996
Hah! he said the kek name!

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fuck this! This thread is now about Darkness' titties! Post more Darkness titties in this thread!!!

>>152975690
You're a sick fuck you know that.

>>152975549
if you're batting 1000 then your also a pedo and you like piss and scat.

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>>152975785

>>152975690
No. They're an ex fwb who was lewd as fuck. Closet bisexual as well.

>>152975829
>>152974610
>>152975265

The nopan is too lewd for me.

>>152974102

RAH RAH TINA is the best

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>>152975829
yes!!! Let us celebrate the tits of our twisted sadistic mistress! Let us shame her for being such a slut even more!!!

>>152973996
>Japan makes an Adventure Time show better than Adventure Time

Why are Japanese shows so much better?

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>>152975851
being bisexual doesn't make you automatically lewd or perverse.

>>152975265
>black underwear when wearing a white dress

Slut

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>>152975877

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>>152975336

>>152975933
I know it doesn't. Was just saying.

>>152975943
>black underwear
>underwear
unless garterbelts are underwear that is

>>152975973
They are considered part of lingerie you virgin.

>>152975549
so guro?

Do masochist like her really exist?
Do masochists exist at all?

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>>152975943
yes she is a slut. Darkness is a total slut!!!

>>152976008
yes
most women are masochists to some degree

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>>152975961
okay. and thanks for being understanding. too many people seem to think that bisexual = slut/whore/pervert

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>>152975948
> Watch this. You can pinpoint the exact moment Darkness' defense drops to zero.

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and she just blew her wad after the way we were talking about her.

>>152976004
Maybe a bit.
>>152975816
No comment.

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>>152976138
i wonder what her defense is anyway. considering the fact that she's a sadist its probably pretty high, with some magic special skill to back it all up. either way her defense is probably around 1000 naked, and maybe 2000 in full armor

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Was she just saying this to provoke a response from him, or was she actually trying to win?

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>>152976142
and now daddy ain't happy.

>>152976256
she was serious, but then she realized that letting kazuma win would be better for her

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>>152976256
as sadistic as she is, we'll never know. the sad thing about darkness is that she appears to have no ass.

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not gonna let this thread die!!!!

>>152976265
Reminder that she is commando and daddy is standing right there.

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This Lalatina has just fu-hee'd at you.
She's clearly up to no good.
What are you going to do?

okay i have two questions for you guys. Is kazuma really happy? And how do you rate the titties in this show? I have to admit Prosecutor-Chan is starting to get to me.

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She would be the perfect waifu for a certain gobling obsessed MC.

>>152976212
>considering the fact that she's a sadist

>>152976304
>as sadistic as she is

You keep using that word.

Do you mean like that theory that all masochists are actually sadists?

>>152976492

tell aqua that dorkness wants to worship her

>>152973996
I'm the most pathetic piece of shit I know, but if I can get a girl like Lalatina, I might be able to change that.

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>>152976492
grab her by the pussy and make some babies!!

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>>152974610
>I'm an M
Go on.

>>152976212
>the fact that she's a sadist
>Darekunesu
Are you retarded, anon?

>>152975948
So did he realize that he was pandering to all her fetishes by acting the way he did?

>>152976587
of course
he did it so he would win

>>152976519
would she love being raped by goblins?

>>152975960
If you slow-mo this scene, every single new frame is a different reaction image.

>>152973996
>tfw Lalatina's gream guy aside from the lustful gaze replaced by cold stares

>>152976492
force her to marry the ikemen so that her daddy will reward me with lots of gold, maybe a property or 2, then invest on the carriages market (never fails in middle age themed mmo's) afterwards try to obtain a noble title through the connections I obtained thanks to Lalatina's father and finally get a lot of maid servants that will comply to my every command until I die. That or rape.

>>152976639
I thought he was just being Kazuma.

>>152976576
Not him but.
Go on ith what?

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>>152976692
For you, so you can pause.

>>152976021
Real talk now.

This scum of a person, this absolute waste of a human, this piece of shit MC is one of the best things ever that was created and came from elevenland.

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>>152976832
yes that is so true!!!

>>152976798
Do M people really reveal shit like this normally?

>>152976989
being on 4chan doesn't qualify as a normal situation

>>152975336
Would beat it with my training sword.

>>152976798
>Go on ith what?
I was just curious to learn how that anon discovered his M side.

>>152976832
anime in general

>>152976647

Only after she gives her virginity to Kazuma.

I love that his punishment is actually something she hates. He gets the whole town to call her Lalatina.

>>152976832

It gets pretty grating in the LN when he becomes a giant pussy faggot about absolutely everything since 5 books ago.

>>152977298

Knowing how he sticks true to his word actually makes that scene a lot funnier.

>>152975549
>10 out of 1000

So like 1 in a 100?

>>152973996
I take so much pleasure in treating people like shit sometimes I'm even ashamed of that, but if there's something I can say is that I'm completely her type. I don't know if her disposition to being treated like shit is gonna motivate me or do the exact opposite, though

>>152977373
1000 out of 10, you retard.

>>152973996
I'd gladly marry into her rich family and then just whore her out fulltime so she's happy and I can pretty much just sit around all day at home and drink and masturbate.

I wouldn't be at all interested in any kind of romantic relationship or ever fuck her though, she'd be literally riddled with stds and probably always pregnant.

Gigantic cows tits are disgusting.

>>152973996
Best Konosuba
The game blasted the sales rankings but this ep too had a big impact on the sales.

>>152977689
Why would you whore out your horny masochistic titty monster wife and masturbate when you could be fucking her yourself?

>>152977821
No way. BD 1 has the game and chapter 1 and 2.

>>152977837
Because she'd be fucking other dudes every minute you're not actively fucking her, and that leads to weird diseases on your dick the next time you stick it in. Also no paternity confusion.

I'm not opposed to conventional romantic relationships; but Lalatina is NTR bait of the highest order.

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Built for breeding.
Crapzuma is a lucky guy.

>>152977922
>she'd be fucking other dudes every minute you're not actively fucking her
Or you could actually be the dom she wants and punish her for even thinking about sleeping with other dudes.

>>152976989
We're in 4chan. Here nobody cares

Unless you're specifically asked by your SO or something like being dared or some shit it's not something you go announcing to everyone unless you crave too much for the attention.

>>152973996
Only good for sex and hi-jinks

in other words, perfect

>>152977922
Not brutally raping her at the drop of a hat.
Not making her that kind of afraid and constantly horny that the submissive painslut wants
Not locking her in the rape dungeon for three days and spending every moment of it breaking her in new ways and leaving her an exhausted smiling completely used up mess and maybe even a bit pregnant just because she said she thought some random guy had on a nice shirt.

OR

I could just outright sexually abuse her when I want, drain my balls in her and leave her sore used and wondering when I'll see fit to use her again.

>>152978014
That's a fairly substantial LIFELONG commitment to a chore.

That's less "marrying into money" than accepting a 24/7 job you can never ever retire from.

Right now, Lalatina just fantasizes about this kind of stuff, once she actually experiences it, she will certainly seek it out more aggressively, and if left unsupervised for even a few moments is likely going to end with your doctor telling you you have contracted goblin syphilis at your next checkup.

>>152977922
You don't get it, she's the one who wants to be NTR'd. She's loyal but wants you not to be unless you can violate her in other ways

>>152977088
I dunno. I just had the fetish as far back into my childhood as I can remember.

I even remember back to 1st grade my teacher, who was attractive and young, asked if I wanted a birthday present or birthday spankings, and I asked for the spankings.

And at some point I'd been on the internet long enough to figure out what it was.

>>152978140
So make her wear a chastity belt whenever you're not fucking her. You don't have to put forth any effort, and she gets her fetish stimulated.

>>152978196
Look man, I don't give two shits about loyalty or what not. I'm talking about venereal disease and bastard children.

Lalatina is cute and all, but those two things are dealbreakers to any romantic/physical relationship in my book.

I'd gladly be her friend ask her how her day was, but at a safe distance so I don't have to smell the scent of dick on her breath.

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1. Marry Lalatina.
2. Adopt Megameme.
3. Aqua will be our family pet.
5. Profit.

>>152978393
4. keep wiz in the basement

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>>152975265
> the moans she made during that scene

Muh dick

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>>152975265

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I don't catch this. What is going on with bathwater?

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>>152978630
in the beginning of the episode kazuma told her to go take a bath

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If Wiz is so bad at running her shop, why doesn't she partner up with someone with good business sense?

>Full-figured masochistic Aryan beauty gets pushed to the side for flat loli chuuni because Japs have shit taste

how many nukes must we use before we get through to them

>>152978479
For the lap pillow of course

>>152978720
Not even a literal devil's pact can save her ledger.

>>152973996
Why are they holding hands?

>>152978720
what a shitty segway

>>152978720
like a certain devil maybe

>>152978749
How do you think they got their shit taste in the first place? Radiation is a hell of a drug.

>>152978720
She will, but she still fucks things up if left unsupervised

>>152975960
the gurgling sounds she makes were funny as shit

The floppy boobs in this last episode made my peepee happy.

>>152975057
>>152975140
>>152975177
>>152975504
How the heck is a spoiled nobel daughter that barely gets on a team so freakin strong? Raising a hand to a nobel is a huge crime and her father doesn't tolerate her shit? How?

>>152978014
she is not like that. She is not the one the persue to cheat if in the future she confessed. in fact she is the one who would remain loyal and Kazuma would cheat.

>>152980016

Eating high quality food provides exp

>>152980016
>beautiful noble girl
>NOT being spoiled
anon pls

I hope season 2 ends with Yunyun confessing to Kazuma.

>>152980016
Literally FREAK genetics. Noble blood lines have a lot of Aqua hero blood.

It is ultra rare for characters to have the raw stats to be a lvl 1 crusader like Darkness was.

>>152973996
yeah, im absolute garbage, really.

>>152978377
Man, you can make her cum just by talking.

>>152977837
Why marry when you can keep her as a sex slave?

She would enjoy the cuckquean thing.

>>152980016

Nobles are noted to be pretty strong in konosuba world, the ones that didn't buy into their position that is.

>>152975265
BRAAAAPPP

>>152980392
For the money, obviously. Marriage and sex slavery are not mutually exclusive relationships.

So... everyone who likes Dorkness is basically a closet rapist, right?

>>152980586
>not being a closet rapist

There is something significantly wrong with you.

Why is it that only Megumi wears pants?

God damn I always feel so bad for dadness.

>>152980679

He knew what he was getting into. His wife was obviously massively disturbed in the head.

She probably died in a rape dungeon somewhere.

>>152980725
> died in a rape dungeon
> died
That's a strange way of spelling "transcended"

>>152976492
Embrace my fate.

>>152973996
Yes although I do look foot domination but other than that I would prefer to be ruling the woman

>>152973996
I think every anon qualifies.

Guys, maybe I'm in love. Every time I close my eyes the only thing I see is darkness.

>>152980999
chase your dreams anon. Embrace the void.

>>152980999
Ayy

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>>152978479
Can a lich have babies?

>>152981250
I don't know but it won't stop me from trying

>You'll never make Darkness go on a quest with a butt plug that's just slightly bigger than what she can handle in her ass
>You'll never pierce her nipples with a sewing needle
>You'll never brand her so she never forgets that she's your fuck slave
>You'll never drip hot wax onto her clit
>You'll never make her wear a collar 24/7 so you can drag her around on a leash
>You'll never choke her unconscious while you fuck her
>You'll never tenderly caress her as the two of you fall asleep

>>152981326
Stop it anon, it hurts. And not in the kinky way, either.

>>152981250
No, they're undead.

>>152981326
I wouldn't want to physically scare the goods too much. Punch, kick, slap, ,spank though? Yes and regularly.

>ywn suck, tongue roll and bite Lalatina's nipples until you eventually induce lactation
>ywn toss insults like "slutty moo cow" at her and force her to dress the part and walk on all fours at your manner.

Remind you /a/ is a respectable forum, bring your degenerate fantasy back to whatever place you came from.

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>>152982021
>respectable forum
>degenerate fantasy

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>La Latina

Why doesn't Kazuma recruit yunyun?
She seems capable and would likely agree

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>>152982410
You don't want a party to be too mage-heavy. They already have 2 casters and only one martial as it is.

>>152981326
>>152981709
Something tells me existence shouldn't be this painful

>>152978680
>>152978630
Drink it

>>152982410
Yunyun is cursed to be lonely forever. This stops Kazuma asking her,

>>152982499
Yeah but on the other hand their martial doesn't count as an attacker and their mage is a nuclear bomb with all the negatives and positives that entails. It'd be useful to have a party member that can dish out consistent damage.

>>152982410
He tried
Her autism declined

KO-

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>>152982697
I w-want to be Yunyun's f-friend. Please.

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>>152981326

''''alice'''' and her attendant are literally one push away from joining axis cult
best girls

>>152981326
Darkness pls go

>>152982499
1 RDM and 5 BLM was the best Party Setup in FFXI, the MMO that most anime orientate themselves on.

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>>152982725
They have Scumzuma, Stealer of Panties, for non-magical damage.

>>152980999
Nice one

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>>152981326

>>152980999
nice one

nice digits too

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you no longer have to wonder what it feels like to enter Lalatina,
you can try it yourselves anons

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>>152973996
/a/ BTFO

>>152980659
Why would you wear panties or underwear in fantasyland where most men go half naked?

>>152976748
this man speaks gospel

Konosuba is the best fantasy anime since the good seasons of Slayers.

>>152984120
nobody got time, what is the average lifespan there ? 35 ?

>>152980659
Aqua wears panties, but she made them invisible so nobody can see them.

>>152984190
With magic and lichdom?
Over 1000 years of no pants.

>>152973996
I actually have a super active libido to the point that it hampers my day to day life.

I've got her covered.

does anybody remember what aqua was saying about time flow between worlds

i think it was like 1 hour in heaven is 1 month on earth with is 6 moths on the adventurer planet

>>152984330
This. If I don't actively stop myself, I'll stay up all night and fap up to 6 or 7 times. It's ruining my life.
If only I had a Darkness to take all this seed.

>>152984365
It's like we never left puberty despite being old. Ain't that a pain?

>>152980016
At some point is was implied that certain food gives bonus EXP. So if youre a noble who eat expensive food all day you probably level up really quickly.

>>152984358
I cant't remember anything like this

>>152973996
More or less, but that's all she deserves anyway so who cares?

>>152984431
kazuma was asking aqua how old she was, she started to explain the time difference, he called he a grandma

i wanted to recall the numbers

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>>152976832
Kazuma is the best of us.

o7

I want to watch ugly fat ogres gang "rape" Darkness.
Would just seeing their erect dicks make her cum?

>>152984586
i think i saw a hentai like that, but its was 2 elf chiks

>>152984586

Unfortunately there are no male orcs. Plenty of females though

>>152984365

It's like pissing, dude. You gotta hold back and let it out at once.

Edge yourself a couple times and you won't have that problem, I guarantee it.

>>152984586
Fuck off.
>>152984674
>Plenty of females though
Sounds good.

>>152984674
whats the difference between orc and an ogre ???

>>152984674
I said ogres.

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>>152974795
If you dont want to bother with her just tie her in bondage and leave a hitachi magic wand on her pussy all day.

So, how many doujins of Darkness do you think this episode will produce?

>>152980139
>I hope season 2 ends with Yunyun confessing to Kazuma.
>confessing

I think you're confused son. She does NOT confess to Kazuma. She asked for a child. Its a subtle difference I know, but one which actually matters.

>>152985641
lets drop the bomb and then brush it off like nothing almost in the prologue

>>152985641
>lets drop the bomb at the end and then brush it off like nothing in the next vol prologue

>>152986028
>>152985993
thx for the aborted message game

>>152985343
About this scene in particular, one.

Seems like Darkness went up a few cup sizes this most recent episode

>Didn't sexualize Aqua in her maid outfit
For what purpose?

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>>152986558
Did she really?

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>>152986786
>those big saggy tits

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>>152986786
I would say so

I'm want to mating press Lalatina.

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>>152973996
here is his origin story

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rt3gcSyL5vg

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>>152981326

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>>152986786
is that even legal?

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>>152987331
Saggy tits are a bit disappointing, but they aren't illegal.

DEEN went over the top with the cup size. I know it was for the sake of the episode, but that was too much.

>>152982821
Axis scum

>>152987492
same, prefer middle ground like yunyun or aqua

A girl will never want a guy who looks EXACTLY like you

>>152975785
I support this

>>152987492
It's Kikuta's fetish.

>>152981250
Who's the kid?

>>152988640
>tfw:
>egg shaped head
>big nose
>prematurely balding
>hairy
I need a Darkness.

>>152989097
Yours

>>152973996
I'm not into musclegirls that much.

>>152989318
She's more THICC than muscle.

>>152989624
Her muscles are aesthetically THICC but don't be fooled, her curves are still harder than adamantite. Remember the hawkite runners in Vol. 4?

>In order to attract females during the bird’s mating season, the males will take part in a bravery contest known as Chicken Race. They will sprint towards some hard object that looks very painful if they crash into it, and they will avoid it at the last moment. Some of them won’t be able to stop in time and die from the impact. These fellows have the instinct of searching for tough and hard objects. They will definitely crash into the trees or boulders beside them.

And then they made a beeline straight for Darkness in their chicken race.

>>152990102
>firm body
>soft, giant, saggy tits
My dick can only take so much.

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>>152990290
Her tits are probably rock solid as well. A tittyfucking from her would be putting your dick under a millstone.

>>152990651
i want to put my cock between her rock and a hard place

>>152976072
>bisexual
>not being a pervert in the literal sense of the word

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>>152975336
>written by a female

why are women so lewd and perverted? my whole life has been a lie. Being told that having a dick meant I am the pervert.

>>152991534
>yfw Darkness is the author's self-insert

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>>152991534
>he still didn't know most hentai authors and artists are female.

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>>152989216
>Wiz will never be your wife
>ywn have a kid with Wiz

>>152973996
Ill be impressed if they can make darkness be anymore masochistic after this episode.

>>152989141
Are you me?

>>152984365
>all this seed.
By the 3rd fap, you're shooting blanks guaranteed.

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>>152989141

>>152989141
Oy vey

>>152991534
Let me drop some secrets on you, anon.

People are people. The sex drive varies from person from person, but not by gender. On average, a teenage girl is just as much a bundle of raging hormones as a teenage boy. Kinky adult women are as common as kinky adult men.

So what's different? Culture. Girls are taught from early childhood that any woman openly displaying sexual urges is a worthless ho-bag slut. Good girls don't do that. Good girls are never honest and just ask a guy if he wants to bang, they're supposed to tap dance around the issue and drop vague hints until he makes the first move.

That's why slut shaming is stupid and horrible. It makes the women constantly repress their natural urges, and it makes nerdy guys like us miss out on getting laid because the nerdy girls are as bad at the "dropping subtle hints she's down to fuck" game as we are at picking up those hints.

>>152993263
>People are people. The sex drive varies from person from person, but not by gender.
Source me anon.

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How can I know that you love me, if you won't even fuck my sister?

>>152993327
Source yourself. Google's over thataway. This is shit I learned in college back 20 years ago, so it's not like I have a bunch of easy links sitting around.

>>152991534
>>152993263
This is why feminism is good.

>>152977307
Good thing the anime won't ever get that far. We'll only have the best of Kazuma animated, when he's the scum of the Earth instead of being full NEET/beta.

Lalatina..

>>152993534
If you combine neet and beta, you get ネタ.

KO

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>>152982697
>Recruiting Yunyun
Go away Yunyun.

>>152993534
What do you mean? What happens to my Crapzuma?

>>152993500
Right, you're the one making the claim here, so the burden of proof is on you.
Don't spout shit if you won't back it up with evidence.

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>>152974940
Stop posting anytime Scumzuma

>>152975438

>giving her water

Don't you mean an empty champagne glass?

>>152973996
This episode done did things to my duck, plus it was enjoyable. Haven't read any of the light nobvels but I hope they don't make a pairing just yet.

>>152975336

0 damage

>>152993500
>i lerned in college that people are people
impressive

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>>152993263
Away with you, roastie in disguise. Your suppositions based upon dubious social science will not pass refutation.

Japan is way more sexually repressed and into slut shaming way more than the West, yet here we are relishing in their medium over Western shit. If anything, we need to increase slut shaming and ramp up sexual repression to gain more of that juicy animus and mangus.

The shaming of slut shaming and sexual repression has led to rampant divorce rates, slutting, open relationships, decline in women virginity, increase of male virginity and sexual aversion, increased rates of exclusive homosexuality, and worst of all a bunch of shemale artists increasingly drawing shemales/pre-op tranny then claiming that its futanari/futa. If you don't shame women, they start to become masculine and their 2d porn pictures reflects this.

Shaming feminizes the target. It's what keeps the animu girls cute and feminine. The action extends to not only people but also the characters within works. In short, the shamer becomes masculine and the shamed become feminine. Japan has a nice balance of this.

The reason why you should teach girls to not be a flap-jacks roastie is so that their sexual repression manifests into their doujinos and hentios. If you sate their lust for dick in excess, then they just become the town's 3dpd bike.

>>152993263
>nerds like me don't get any because of slut shaming
kek

I want to humiliate Darkness in front of /a/.

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[Whistle]

>>152994501
Look at those flap-jacks

>>152975948

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GauhWG340dI

Why doesn't Kazuma learn explosion magic? its so good
Is Kazuma really a pedo-neet?
I often forget aqua is even a character is she really a goddess of that cult?
Kazuma
Kazuma!

>>152976256

RAPE

What is the difference between Lalatina and Centorea. Fucking big boob blonde fetish mangaka.

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>>152994575
He does though. Heck, he even uses "Explosion" magic when fighting one of the Demon King Army's Generals.

>>152994698
Centorea is a girl you take home to mom
Darkness is a girl you take home to the basement and force to do pushups while you spit on her.

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>>152978720

>>152973996
No.

I would be the type to meet her and question what's wrong with her head then proceed to ask questions to gain more information about her in an attempt to sate my curiosity.

In all likelihood though I wouldn't be able to resist her and eventually I would change as a person to be the type of man she wants and end up fighting other men to keep them away from her.

>>152994802
>eventually I would change as a person to be the type of man she wants
>fighting other men to keep them away from her.

Pick one.

>>152994854
If you fight other men to keep them away from her, but then don't pay any attention to her and psychologically play tricks on her, then that would class as her type of man.

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>>152994501
>tfw she is literally retarded
>also a bitch

Why do I like her /a/nons? I don't know why, but even though I think she is annoying bitch she is my favorite

>>152995482
It's because she's

genuine.

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>>152995482
She's not a bitch, she's just both mentally AND socially retarded!

>>152993263
>makes nerdy guys like us miss out on getting laid because the nerdy girls are as bad at the "dropping subtle hints she's down to fuck" game as we are at picking up those hints.

Lack of slutshaming won't make them sleep with you. If anything more women will only keep fucking random dudes on drug fueled parties because hedonism will become acceptable.

>>152989097
Her former party tank and archpriest kid.

>>152975265
Anyone have the link to the audio version of this scene?
I need it for research.

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>>152975265
Why would you make this into a gif? It's 2017 anon.

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>>152975785
yes

>darkness episode
>it's just boobs
Pure poetry.

>>152994575
He does eventually but it takes a LOT of skill points to learn magic of that caliber that he doesn't currently have. Kazuma is an adventurer which means he can technically learn any skill but all skills cost extra points and earning skills and stats is also much slower.

>>152995482
she gets some more brainpower in the axis cult episode, and it seemed to ha been permanent

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>>152996170

>>152994575
>need 50 skill points
>need shit tons of mp, even normal arch wizard doesn't have enough
>must be good at chanting

>>152996438
He's a billionaire, he can just drink and whore and eat onion ducks all day until he powerlevels it. Then use aqua as a portable mana supply

>>152996527
Is that the point the LN gets to?

Guess I'm glad I wasn't planning on reading it anyway.

>>152996988
0/10 at least put some effort.

>>152994501
lopsided

Darkness' getup this episode (and her face and hair) looked really nice. They should draw her lips more often.

>>152982410
Yunyun go away.

>>152997921
Yunyun is for tender lovemaking AND bullying.
Why wouldn't he?

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>>152998049
I wonder who's behind this post.

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>>152981326
Why was born to know this pain

>>152991534
[Spoiler]3D but the female students I hung out with were increadibly lewd and crude just talking to eachother.[/spoiler]

>>152993443
>sister

>>152998515

Ctrl+S highlighted text

>>152998564
Or just don't capitalize "spoiler". But yeah, your way is easier.

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>>152973996
>this crazy bitch wants to be raped
>all these worthless beta won't

>>152998847
Darkness wants to be the breeding sow for the entire demon army.

>>152999068
I want to be the entire demon army

>>152999282
well you are already a trap like sylvia, making progress

>>152981326
Thank you for this boner anon, I mean it

And if you learn healing magic you could be even rougher.
>Choking Darkness with both hands until she grips your hands futilely, yet the heartpupils never leave her eyes

You knwo wat i lover about kazuya, that despite being a NEET loser and a weakling, he knows perfectly well how to manipulated the monster in his party. is kind of sad how he tricked megumin so easily.

>>152999351
are you people forgetting how strong she is, she did fight back kazuma, i dont think it would go smoothly

>>152999392
I'm not forgetting, but you have to take into account that she WANTS this sort of treatment, that's what makes her great: she could break out at any time but she is too turned on from the pain and degradation to do so.

>>152973996
>31 year old virgin
>still lives with parents
>literal NEET
>poor hygiene has led to rotten teeth
>poor diet resulted in black spots everywhere(im guessing diabetes)
>absolutely no romantic bone in me
Bitch rose to top 10 after that confession.

>>152999621
You should see a doctor.

>>152999648
What makes you think I can afford one?

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>>152999621
Anon, what's your wizard powers? TELL ME

>>152999660
Not him, but crippling loneliness and despair.

>>152999621
>(im guessing diabetes)
Interesting

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>>152999621
What's the lmit with teeth until you can't come back?

>>152999621
> Top 10
> Believing in any choices at all

>>152999621
I have almost the same cahracteristics as you but I'm 5'1''

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>You won't ever push Darkness down with your wimpy arms while she plays along.

>>152996438
>need 50 skill points
>if you are an archwizard

Adventurers would need at least 100 skill points

>>153001573
> A low level adventurer
> Casting Explosion
> Ever
Sorry I can't read this without dying a little inside. TNT superior tech

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>>152973996
No, I'm a goody two-shoes vanilla weenie who's maximum in dominating is choking someone during sex. I just love that lovey-dovey shit, man.

Anyway, after Vanir, what's left. I feel like we'll be at the Hot Springs from 6-10, but at the same time I'm not sure there's enough content there to justify 5 episodes, and I'll be honest, besides a handful of hilarious scenes that'd take up like a quarter of an episode, I don't remember much of volume 4.

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>to intelligent too be in episode 4

>>153001916
>not enough content

Volume 4 has more chapters than volume 3. If they need more content since DEEN is going to be skipping shit they can add the party swap like they added Keele's dungeon.

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>>152994501
Aqua a Cute!

>>153001916
Let's see:

Episode 6: Chunchunmaru + Lizard Runner + Eris + Excalibur
Episode 7: Inviting Wiz + Hawkite Runner + Journey to Axis Town
Episode 8: Axis town shenanigan (fake elf, Axis scams/Darkness abuse, Aqua confession) + Wolbach/Hans intro
Episode 9: Wiz vs Rookie Killer + Axis town investigation
Episode 10: Boss fight.

It does seem four episode might be enough, they might give Vanir dungeon two episode, and had Eris shows up in episode 7. It also serve quite nicely as parallel to season one:

>S1E2: Megumin focus
>S2E2: Megumin focus

>S1E3: Chris panties
>S2E3: Chris panties

>S1E6: Veldia fight
>S2E6: (maybe) Vanir fight

>S1E7: Eris
>S2E7: (maybe) Eris

>>153005506

They also have to make space to show Kazuma starting to invent products and partnering with wiz to sell them

>>153005778
They don't have to do anything. DEEN can easily skip that part and then mention it offhand in a 5 second flashback for why Kazuma isn't in debt anymore.

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>even more content for the doujins

I couldn't have been more happier

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what would you do in this situation?

>>153005826

Oh well, I don't mind as long as we get the holy sword

>>153006061
I would Stop streaming.

>>152999621
lalatina wishes she could marry you

>>153006061
Make it a reality. Wouldn't want to disappoint my father in law.

>>153006073
We didn't get Avalon so the Excalibur joke doesn't really work.

>>153006061
>tripfag
>streaming
Like clockwork. Filtered.

>>153006243
but don't you prefer megumeme?

>>153000556
There is no coming back, that shits permanent.