Why do people hit Shiburin?

>>152964004
Because that's what all women deserve.

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>>152964108

>>152964145
That really was a nice response, anon. Unfortunately, I can’t be bothered to dignify it. Why, you may ask? Well, I must inform you that in the span of our correspondence, I have ejaculated about five times to a rather enthralling hentai called ‘Emergence’. The hentai depicts the gradual process of a virgin becoming a cum dumpster really made me erect. Hell, I haven’t gotten that aroused since Anton Yelchin’s death. Anyways, this girl gets raped by her drunk father and has sex with all the boys at school. Now, these parts were perfectly fappable, but the real fun starts when she gets bullied and ostracised from her class. Her downward spiral of drugs and prostitution eventually leads to her becoming a mere shadow of human being. In her last dying moments as a pregnant prostitute, she dreams of a future with her (would be) daughter. Instead of getting to live that future, she dies alone in a cold room. I swear that last scene will always bring me to ecstasy. Now, if you really want to get my attention, you must commit yourself to reading such refined works as I do. Only then can I consider you my intellectual equal.

>>152964216
Is this pasta?

>>152964216
>implying anyone on /a/ hasnt read it at least once
its a nice fap, but thats it

>>152964216
She dies at the end? I guess I haven't read all of it.

>>152964360
either that or she gets the good end you see, some speculation can be had

so just believe what you want

>>152964004
I will beat the shit out of anyone who attempts to hit Shiburin.

>>152965302
>I will beat the shit out of anyone who attempts to hit Shiburin
>says a basement-dwelling 5'6 dweeb

>>152965556
I'm 1.88 m tall and weight 90 kg. Fight me, faggot.

>>152964004
At least she doesn't have it as bad as Sachiko

>>152965858
Meet me in London. I'll be standing next to Old Ben.

>>152965950
Be ready to apologize to Shiburin.

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While you guys are fighting, I'll be having Shiburin all to myself.

>>152966618
I don't think Shiburin would be interested in you. If you harass Shiburin, I will beat the shit out of you.

>>152965858
yeah well I'm 1.75cm and weigh 115kg

bet you're scared now huh

>>152967536
Well if you harass me, Shiburin will beat the shit out of you. I pay protection money to her every month without fail.

>>152964004
I wanna do bastinado with Shiburin

>>152967560
Doesn't matter because I'm a better fighter. Furthermore, if I'm fighting for Shiburin, I become invencible. For Shiburin, I could beat Jackie Chan holding a baby.

>>152967590
I'm ok with Shiburin beating the shit out of me, as long as I can protect her smile.