ITT: We write a Typemoon H-scene

The grapefruit felt like a carnivore plant as it

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>>152834013
You can't do it line-by-line. Too ambiguous a definition and not enough spontaneity. Specify a word-count next time.

devours my honey-covered penis.

I forced my great white whale into her defenseless hidden alcove, as the pleasure washed over me like a Tsunami.

Trace on, trigger off,
Nine lives penis works set

This was never funny and belongs on MAL.

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>>152834013
Has to be 3 words at a time you dingus.

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>>152834013
No no goddamn it you don't start with a simile, you gotta start with awkward misunderstanding foreplay.

It's like you didn't read the fucking VN.

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>>152834013
only the "educated prostitute" beat this.

>>152834334
Haha so funni xD

I look inside me, activate my magic circuit, and cast the strengthening lvl 8 on my cock

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>>152834334

>>152834395
Surprised I haven't seen any Archer/Ishtar doujin yet.

>>152834013

One would never Rin was the submissive type, but there she was bent down, her ass up wiggling in the air like a dog's tail, and her face on the floor. She was telling me to hurry.

I slipped inside her vagina; it was wet, hot similar to a left open watermelon slice. Rin squealed a little, when I shoved it in. Except it was only the tip.

I tried.

I am the boner of my sword

Holy fucking shit, what the fuck happened to /a/?

>>152834580
...she exclaims, as I thrust even deeper into her juice-slathered walls

>>152834580
>implying posts like this are something new

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>>152834580
The post-post-irony era is coming to an end and ushering in a renaissance of sincerity.

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>>152835319

>>152834013
Nasu was a mistake