How would you get out of this situation alive?

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>>152810189
Scream in gook and hope she doesn't see Chihaya coming from behind with a machete.

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>that song starts playing
Hope she likes CCR

>>152810189
>hands in her pocket
>gun on back
She appears to be in a rather vulnerable position.

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>>152810189
Push her into the punji trap that I conveniently constructed behind her.
người nước ngoài with gun on back is stupid pig

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>>152810189

>>152810189
I don't

>>152810189
>It ain't me starts playing

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>>152810189
Provoke her further so she spits in my mouth and sits on my face and pees down my throat.

>>152810431
You mean Fortunate Son?

Why is Shiburin in the military?

Lay on my back and pretend to be dead.

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>>152810189
Everyday with this fucking image. There are plenty of better idols you dilbert.

Strategically vomit and piss on her. This will shock and disgust her giving me an opportunity.

>>152810189
call the napalm strikes

>>152810189
No OP, the question is how can I get into this situation?

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>>152813839
This.

>>152810189
Compliment her vagina bones. Then inhale deeply.

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>>152810189
>Grab her right in the you know what then use the leverage to get up.
>Realize it's squeezing me so tight I might not be able to feel my hand afterwards.
>MFW her tiny hand was much tighter than I expected.

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>>152814438
What the fuck am I reading?

>it's ok, I can't see your pantsu
>g-get it?
>cause they're camoflagued?
>awkward chuckling

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>>152810189
There's only one way out