You are now the kohai girl in a school harem animu

>>152798365
short skirt, tight shirt, striped pantsu, cook bento for senpai and walk home together

hang myself outside his window

>>152798365
Not killing your Senpai is a good first step.

>>152798365
stick my dick in him

be a tsundere bimbo and smash my tits into his face

>>152798365
big tiddies

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Bite into a piece of toast and run facefirst into him on his way to class.

>>152798365
Steal the main girl away from him.
Then when he notices me, tell him to fuck off. Afterwards I'll steal the rest of the girls and complete my yuri harem.

>>152798365
Seduce generic loli in love with MC
Confess with loli to senpai
No man can resist two girls offering him their love

>>152798365
Push him down and have my way with one. One the deal is sealed he's stuck with me.

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Offer to have SEX.

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Handcuffs.

>>152798365
Seduce the main girl that will, by the narrative, end up winning the MCbowl instead of me.

Then when she's conflicted about whether to go full yuri with me of full het with senpai, I suggest that all three of us be together, that way everyone's happy.

Then I steal senpai's first time out from under her, get pregnant with his child first, and become the legal wife.

>>152798365
1.-Dye hair blonde
2.-Be tsundere
3.-???
4.-Proffit

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Sakura already has Senpai's attention, she just never seals the deal because circumstances. All the conditions are there and so overwhelming that only the conventions of the story could keep it from happening.

Look at poor Prisma Miyu!Sakura. She has him wrapped around her finger.

Be around him more than anyone else. Don't alter my appearance in any way to stand out from any of the other girls. Be completely generic, cliche, and a bit tsundere at all times. Easy victory.

>>152799129
don't forget the twintails

>>152799292
>tsundere
>not yandere
it's like you don't want senpai to fear the thought of cheating on you

>>152798365
Has a kouhai ever won in a series with other legit love interests?

>>152798365
By ignoring him and act all high and mighty.

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Challenge all the other girls in his harem to a game of death.

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>>152798435
Guaranteed to lose to the first alien catgirl that falls on him.

>>152798475
Saving him from being killed is even better.

So you kill the alien catgirl about to fall on him, and tell him you saved him from certain death. Two birds with one stone.

>>152798365
According to pic related, getting raped all your childhood and teenage years by your brother and your grandfather, who is a living sea of dick shaped worms, is a very effective method.
Big price to pay, but senpai is worth it.

>>152798365
ntr him with the main heroine

>>152799856
>only works in 1/3 of the routes
Not fucking worth it.

I don't.
MC can go get fucked.

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Make cookies for him

>>152799856
I dunno, honing your skills as an educated prostitute by pleasing old men for money sure seems the better way to go.

>>152799890
Actually, if you count bad/dead ends, it only works like 1/40 times.

>>152800008
Sakura never charged Zouken. She was a rape victim, not a prostitute.

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>>152798365

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>>152798959
She's doing it wrong though.
THIS is how you do it.

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>>152798365
By being best girl and the canon wife

>>152798365
>Hey sempai, you wanna fuck?

>>152799161
What are the chances of them getting their happy ending together, instead or dying a horrible death?

>>152798365
Ask her out on a date. If she says no I rape her.

>>152800223
Both of those statements are false.

>>152800261
That's a very quick way to lose.

>>152800338
but they are correct

>>152798365
Violently threaten any other woman that tries to get close to senpai. Violently assault if they ignore the threat

>>152798365
Review the fashion sense of the other girls in the harem competition. Dress in a manner that is superior to the others, and the most appealing to neckbeards and otakus on /a/. That will make me regarded by the fanbase as the undisputed best girl, and every fan poll will demand I end up with the man. Even if I don't, the backlash and shitposting will be glorious, and my rival's name will be cursed for eternity.

>>152800374
Nasuverse is a multiverse. All routes are canon.

I don't. Fuck senpai. I wanna be a trophy gf/wife and live an easy and comfy life.

>>152800292
Isn't that HF?

>>152800510
You do not understand what it means to be kohai, infidel.

>>152800223
She's actually the host to best girl, worm #487, get your facts straight.

>>152800605
Sue me, bitch. My husband's lawyers will eat you alive.

>>152800658

Nigga whut? Worm #216 is clearly the best.

>>152798959
Ayase is the hottest girl in the show. She's the best choice if he didn't want to fuck his sister.

>>152800706
>Worm #216
>girl
That's the one Zouken uses as his dick when he fucks Sakura.

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- Challenge him to a duel.
- Intentionally lose.
- For extra credit bonus points: act hurt, cry, and call him a big meanie.

>>152798365
You want your senpai to notice you?

You have only one choice: become Sword.

>>152800805

You're thinking of #Worm 172 anon.

>>152800827
>Intentionally lose.
Nigga what are you doing
You beat the fuck out of him and then train him until he can take you by force!

>>152800706
>>152800658
>not worm #289
You know, the one who proposed to absorb Gil.

>>152800024
So I did some math because I have nothing better to do, and assuming that Shirou has equal odds of picking each choice on the way to Heaven's Feel True end, the odds of Sakura winning her senpai are about 0.0000004% at best.

>>152800952

But #Worm 076 is the one that ensured Sakura snapped and killed Shinji. That worm's a hero.

>>152800966
Rin get out.

>>152801006
The true heroes are worms #1466 #910 and #04, the ones that made Sakura kiss senpai for the first time.

>>152801026

Rin's getting clammed by Luvia though.

>>152801026
The one getting dicked by old man is sakura, Tohsaka is dicked by old blonde hags.

>>152801088
Luvia was already claimed by my dick.

>>152801130
>implying she's into dicks
>implying Luvia's dick isn't bigger than yours

>>152801117
Is this because of Grand Order? I'm off the loop when it comes to Fate in-jokes and shit.

>>152801154

Luvia's dick would be filthy from doing Rin's filthy anus.

>>152801154
>implying a good dicking won't cure her lesbianism
>iimplying i didn't sword battle her for dominance and won
*teleports behind your waifu*

nothing personell, kid.

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Become a secret agent / vampire / magical girl, SOMEthing with a secret identity.
He WILL find out eventually, even if it takes 4/5 of the series.

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>>152800980
... I'm guessing you're not a math major.

>>152801223
That show was awful.

>>152800865
Sharp blade, Short or no guard, tight hilt wrapping, fancy engraving, mirror polish and fold yourself 1000 times and he might notice you.

>>152798365
>girl
Disgusting. Im kouhai-kun and I want sempai-chan-sempai to notice me.

>>152801225
Nope. But it doesn't take a math major to multiply a 1/2 or 1/3 together a bunch of times based on how many choices there are.

>>152801154

So which one found the dick magic?

>>152801165
Nope, not G/O shit.
HF for Sakura fucking her grandpa, and Prisma for Rin and Luvia's sexual tension.

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trip and accidentally suck him off

>>152801350
>Prisma for Rin and Luvia's sexual tension.
Oh, that. Nice to know, thanks anon.

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>>152801403

Those two desperately need to fuck.

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>>152801403
Don't forget UBW epilogue

>>152801450
Isn't that Saber with boobs? or Nero with a blue ribbon?

>>152801450
>>152801539
Reverse image search reveals it is indeed Seibah.

>>152801568
>>152801539
>>152801450
>anon was actually a rinxsaber shipper in disguise
Good work, gang!

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>>152801568
Anon inadvertently posted best couple

>>152801722
Rin's pose reminds me of Kirei. She could be a good magus killer if she wasn't so into the Clock Tower.

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>>152801722

Dubs of truth.

>>152801811
The Clock Tower should have a Kerry style spec ops team to deal with their enemies. But they won't, because they've their heads too far up their asses.

>>152801811
Well, she fought Caster in a magus killer-esque way, maybe it's not too late for her.

>>152801287
>assuming Shirou can die twice or more
Not a logic major either, I see.

>>152802189
>assuming Shirou can die twice or more
Where the fuck did I say that, faggot?

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>>152798365
Holding hands.

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>>152800261

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>>152802655
>Holding hands.
... without consent

>>152798365
Join in his harem
Be the (type)dere
Get taken away by (group) (relation)
???
Profits as he rescue you and your Arc end
Be forgotten after that

>>152798365
suck his dick