Fuck, Marry, Kill

>>152793579
Marry Fuck Kill

>>152793579
yes, in that order

Kill em all

What a creative and interesting thread

Fuck and marry Megumin
Kill Darkness
Ignore Aqua

Fuck, Marry, Befriend

>>152793579
Fuck and marry Aqua.
Killing is wrong.

Fuck Aqua because she exist solely for satisfy carnal, primordial urges.
Marry Megameme because she a cute.
Kill Darkness because I can't realistically kill someone that endured a Megumin shot unfazed, but she'd still enjoy the fuck out of me trying.

>>152793579
Marry Aqua and have her revive the dead

>>152793579
fuck all
marry none
kill non

>>152793579
Kill all of them, they're all shitty 1D starterpack waifus for plebs

>>152793654
Ambiguous.

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Marry Wiz.
Have consensual sex in the missionary position while holding hands for the sole purpose of procreation with Wiz.
Ignore the rest.

Fuck all 3; marry Wiz___

Aqua may be a retard but the ass was fat

>>152793579
Fuck Aqua
Marry Megumin
Kill Darkness. I bet she would love me killing her.

>>152793579
Fuck Aqua
Marry Megumin
Kill Darkness she'd enjoy it

>>152793651
Only correct answer

>>152793579
Marry Aqua
Fuck Darkness
Kill megameme

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>>152793579
Marry Aqua, ignore the rest

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Become Megumin
Fuck Kazuma

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Marry and fuck Yunyun

>>152793579
Marry and Fuck Aqua
Make Darkness sit in the corner and watch
Kill Crimson shit meme girl

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>>152793579
Fuck Darkness
Marry Megumin
Kill Aqua

Fuck all 3, marry all 3, kill OP

Marry Darkness
Fuck Megumin
Spare Aqua

>>152793579
Fuck Darkness
Marry Aqua
Kill Megushit

>>152793579
Fuck Fuck Fuck

>>152793579
Marry and fuck Aqua
Fuckbuddies with the two other
Kill myself after I woke up

Fuck Megumin
Marry Megumin
Become Darkness

>>152793579
its a harem so marry all

marry aqua
fuck megumin
kill darkshit

Reminder that if you kill Darkness she wins.

>>152797848
trudeau go home.

>>152793579
Kill no one
Fuck Aqua and darkness at the same time
Marry Megumin then fuck her while Darkness watches

>>152793579
>fuck
Wiz, Megumin, and yunyun so she don't feel left out.
>merry
The guild cake, the great moi Vanir, and Iris the dragon slayer.
>Kill
OP, Darkness Hard Abs, Maou

>>152793579
Fuck and marry megumin, kill darkness.

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>>152793579
Kill Darkness
Fuck Megumeme
Marry Aqua

>>152793579
Marry Lalatina, then ignore her and fuck and love Megumin(money+waifu+denial), maybe use Dorkness to spice things up sometimes.
Bully Aqua.
Befriend Yunyun and Wiz.

>>152793579
Marry, Kill, Fuck

>>152795711
Underrated post

>>152793579
Fuck, Kill, Marry

>>152793579
kill aqua, too annoying
fuck megumin
abuse darkness

>>152793579
Kill all
Marry my waifu

>>152794039
>undead
>have babies

Fuck kill marry

>>152793579
Fuck, ignore, ignore

>>152793796
You are a wise anon.

kill no one
Help megumin blow shit up
Fuck Darkness
Avoid Aqua's bad luck
Marry Chris

>>152801999
>stillborn babies
>insta-lichs

>>152793579
Fuck Kazuma
Marry Kazuma
Kill Kazuma

Get on my level.

>>152793579
Fuck, Kill, Marry

Darkness will probably enjoy it anyway.

Yall got this messed up megumin is clearly marriage material

>>152804099
Megumin is cool, but marrying a literal goddess who can resurrect you is hard to pass up.

>>152793579
Fuck Megumin, marry Lalatina. Can Aqua be killed?

Fuck Aqua
Marry Megumin
Kill Memeness

>>152793579
Marry, Fuck, Kill

Nothing against megumeme, but Darkness has got that body. I'd kill Darkness over her, but that would be a waste of a meat toilet.

>>152793579
Kill all three, marry Kazuma

>>152793579
fuck Darkness kill the other two Marry Guild Counter Girl

marry megumeme
mistress lalatina
kill aqua after fucking silly

>>152793579
Marry Fuck Kill

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Aqua looks very suspicious in this picture.

>>152793579
Left to right

>>152793579
Fuck aqua, Marry Darkness, Adopt megumin

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>no love for Sena

Philistines.

fuck megumin
marry aqua
kill darkness (she'd probably be into it)

keep yunyun as a pet

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>>152793978
Take it back

>>152793579

Can't we replace Kill with Bully instead?

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>>152793579
do NOT hurt Megumin

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>>152807845
>suspicious
Beautiful is the word you're looking for.

>>152795711
Become Megumin
Fuck Yunyun
Marry EXPLOSION

>>152793579
Kill self
Fuck Eris
Marry Eris.

>>152793579
Marry, mindbreak, kill

>>152793579
The only way to win is to kill yourself.

>>152793579
Bimbo, Masochist, Sadist

>>152793579
marry darkness
fuck wiz
kill megumeme

>>152793579
Fuck Explosion loli
Kill Damegami
Marry Lalatina

>>152793579

Marry, Kill, Fuck.

>>152807974
Annoying fuck who can't get a dick so she's stingy, it's like the author watched Hibike and fell in love with Asuka

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>Yfw

>>152811339
I realize now both characters started out with a healslut.

>>152793579
Fuck Megameme, Kill Aqua, Marry Darkness

>>152811339
Kazuma is pretty much Rance with less of a libido

>>152811378
All great adventurers should start with their own personal healslut.

Kill Fuck Marry

>>152793579
fuck all, kill all. marry all

>>152812702
In that order?

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>>152811339

Fuck Aqua, Marry Megameme, Ignore Darkness.

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>>152793579
Marry darkness, fuck megumeme, kill aqua

DFC is life

>>152793579
kill, fuck, marry

>>152812769
Yes

>>152793651
First post is the best post.

This happens so often. It really intrigues me.

>>152793579
Fuck, Fuck, Fuck

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I want the drugs they're having

>>152793579
This is easy.

Fuck Aqua
Marry Darkness
Kill Megumin

Kill all.

Marry and fuck the rookie succubus.

Fuck Aqua
Marry Megumin
Kill Darkness because she would probably enjoy it

>>152793579
>forgetting that Darkness is the daughter of one of the most powerful families in the world
>wanting to have babies with a retard
Kill, Marry, Fuck obv

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Fuck Aqua
Kill Megumin
Marry Darkness.

>>152793579
Fuck, Marry, Kill

>this thread
>no megumi spamming
thank God megumeme fags aren't samefagging

>>152816624
An IP Range Ban.

>>152793579
Fuck Aqua
Marry Megumin
Rape Darkness

>>152793579
Fuck and marry 3 mary sue version of them (Eris, Iris, Yunyun)

Aqua would laugh at my cock if I tried to fuck or marry her. So would Megumi but she might also try to destroy it. I could happily fuck or marry Darkness but I'd probably end up killing her by mistake because I always take things too far. Best to kill all three of them, fuck the corpses, take the bodies to the litch and demand that she marry us in one big polygamist funeral wedding.

>>152793579
Marry Darkness
I'll donate the other two to the sex slave trade.

>>152817410
Oh and fuck Yunyun.

>>152793579
>Fuck, Marry, Kill
You already answered the question.

>>152811339
You can't be the first person to make this joke.

>>152812482
>Kazuma is pretty much Rance with less of a libido
To be fair, Rance doesn't have the Succ cafe.

>>152793579
Marry Bakuretsu
Fuck Lalatina
Kil Damegami

Be__ Yunyun
Marry Megumin

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Wiz and Chris are the only ones I'd marry

>>152793579
marry, fuck, and then kill aqua

>>152799231
i want to get this retarded useless goddess PREGNANT

>>152813019
>DFC is life
>marry cowtits
Explain.

>>152797761
This

Why is /a/ so obsessed with killing girls from Chinese cartoons?

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>>152793579
marry Aqua
fuck Flatomin
Kill Darkness, she might even enjoy it, but Aqua can revive her.

But I'd rather marryfuck Chris, if she was an option.

Fuck, Marry Aqua

kill the other two

>>152793579
Kill, Fuck, Marry

Marry fuck Megumin.
Fuck kill Aqua.
Marry kill Darkness.

>>152793579
Fuck, kill, marry.

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>Kono2ba's ed is better than season 1's
I didn't think it was possible but they fucking did it

>>152823565
Now this is just plain baiting.

>>152823647
>not expecting baiting from a megumemester
anon pls

>>152823565
If this was week 2 I would agree.
But now it's starting to grow on me and I'm not sure I could even say s1's ED is better, they are equal right now.

>>152793579
Marry Wiz
Fuck the Guild Cake
Kill Darkness

Marry Wiz
Adopt Megumin
Try to kill Darkness
Fuck Aqua
Bully Yunyun

ITT: Loli-NEETs.

Fuck Darkness
Kill Aqua
Marry Megumin

marry 3 of theme

Fuck Chris
Marry Megumin
Kill Darkness

Marry Acqua
Fuck Megumin
Ignore Lalatina. She is not even worth of attention

I honestly want to be fucked by Kazuma.

>>152816406
This. Just be sure to use an explosion to kill Megumin and she'll be happy in the end.

Marry Megumin
Fuck Aqua
Kill Darkness
Bully Yunyun

>>152793651

FPBP

>>152793579
Fuck Miss Muscles
Kill God
Make OP chuuni babies with the Megu

Kill Darkness
Fuck Darkness
have Aqua resurrect her
Marry Megumin

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>>152793579
Whether you want to pump-and-dump Aqua or really enjoy some depraved sex with Darkness, I think we can all agree on Megumin being the only marriage material in this show. People claiming otherwise are just looking for (You)'s.

Is this series any good or is it cockteasing harem bullshit?

>>152799231
Expand dong

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>>152830426
It's terrible. Don't watch it.

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>>152830070

>>152830426
It's a comedy; any romance, harem bullshit or cockteasing will be minimal and played for laughs.

>>152793579
I pick Season 2 Asuna

>>152830426
It has some genuinely funny moments, all in all it's very base in much of the entertainment being dumb or all the women being oversexualised, but it's still fun. Probably not good, but fun.

>>152793579
Correct.

>>152828942
I want to fuck Kazuma

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>>152793579
Fuck Aqua
Kill Darkness (she likes that weird shit)
Marry Megumeme