Left or right?

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>>152760205
Neither.

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>>152760205
middle

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>>152760205
>perfect immortal goddess
>ningen whore
This isn't a choice.

Right

>>152760244
Fuck off faggot.

>>152760205
the answer is always burd

your saggy jugs have no power here

Left forever.

>>152760361
i'll fuck off once you realize big fat bat tats > big fat cat tats

>>152760205
why not both?
you have two hands, don't you?

>>152760205
Both

>>152760556
>>152760637
And with that, they both refuse to have anything to do with you.

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>>152760205
Cat is the best. Bat is overrated shit.

>>152760240
>Monkey releases her Z-move

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>>152760841
Monkey is clearly the best. How everyone else fails to notice is beyond me.

>>152760823
>deleting your post so you can add fanart to your shitty opinion

Left. Cat is still great though

>>152760894
Mid-tier banter and a really boring story arc with her name on it.

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>>152760914
So? What the fuck are you gonna do about that you greentexting batfag?

>>152760205
Left can basically do everything you might want

Right is normal


Left is correct choice

>>152760980
You can be as much of an idiot as you want.

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>>152760894
Not everyone is into smelly legbeards like monkey.

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>>152760894
patrician

>>152761080
>constantly shown to have smooth, athletic legs
And she smells like spats and sweat.

>>152761063
You should take your own advice, batfaggot.

>>152761182
I was going to delete the post and remake it with a smug anime girl, but I'll take your non-sequitur instead.

>>152761063
>>152761182
wew calm down anons at least none of you are crabfags

>>152760260
this one

>>152760205
I'm watching the phoenix arc and it's pretty fucking shit just like rest of Nisemono. Why the fuck did the harem elements become such a big focus? It's not as good as the first season.

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>best body from all her working out
>thin waist, firm breasts, thick thighs and ass
>healthy from good food and high level of activity
>will change her hair/clothing styles to suit whatever your taste is
>sexual tyrannosaurus with the stamina to ride you endlessly
>pushes you to work out with her and to break the next plateau
>can be S or M

None of the other girls even compare.

>>152761063
Or you could be a batfag which is worse.

>>152761374
Nisemonogatari is disgusting. Don't bother with the rest because it's even worse.

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>>152760244
>le keiki is best girl maymay

kill yourself

>>152761374
"Harem elements" aren't present any more than they were before. Be honest, you just got uncomfortable after watching the toothbrush scene.

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>>152760205
I'm in love with a goddess!

>>152761900
That is just not true. In the bee arc, Araragi is lewd with pretty much every girl and it feels like a parody because at least the arcs were basically focused in one girl per arc during the first season.

>>152762124
Araragi interacts with every girl but only Nadeko is seriously trying to be lewd with him. Crab is his girlfriend so whatever. He plays grab ass with the others but it's just that: playing.

>>152761825
>le keiki is best girl maymay obviously came from reddit
you must not have been present when it was birthed here but no worries it's all daijoubu newfriend

>>152762435
doesn't matter where it started. it's a garbage tier maymay "adopted" by plebbit.

I need movie now

>>152761469
I'm sold.

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>>152760260
Pretty much this.

>Shape shifting powers allows her to be loli, teen aged, cake or milf depending on your tastes

You'd have to have brain problems not to understand why Bat is the best.

>>152764115
There's also the part where she's super loving and accommodating without being a boring doormat.

>>152760205
Cat will always be best.

>>152761825
I don't know if he's best character, but he certainly is the best character of this shit franchise.

>>152760205
I have Cat and Bat as even although part of me inclines to cat a bit more.

Bat has always been #1. That doesn't make the others bad though, second place is still up to discussion.

Left, because even though Kisshots backstory said she had a literally perfect soul, she's still a more flawed and relatable character than Hanekawa.

>>152765467
That was deliberate, and one one of the big themes in Kizu.

>>152765550
Not only in Kizu though, after Kizu and still, it's something that pups up from time to time.

Still waiting for that Deathtopia.

>>152765666
Kizu was where I remember them really getting compared. After that it's taken more as a matter of fact than explored as a theme.

>>152765770
Well, I guess Hanekawa being unable to relate to others is explored further.

>>152760823
my nigga

>>152760205
Left with right's hair.

I fucking love braids, okay.

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>>152766604
I haven't seen anyone put braids on full grown Kiss-Shot. They fit her child form alright though.

When's Kizu 3 getting an English release?

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>>152760205
It's always gonna be Hanekawa

>>152760205
Can Kiss Shot turn back into a loli sometimes?

>>152767621
She's capable of it.

>>152767668
Well the choice is pretty fucking easy then.

>>152760205
Hanecow>Tit-shot

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Cat is best girl.

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Look guys Ik we need to have this argument everyday. But can we stop and take a minute to appreciate the best waifu of all, Nisoisn? The man has created so many top tier waifus spanning several franchises ranging from Crab to Togame. Monogatari alone has so many great girls that in a wife claiming thread they all end up claimed. Also cat is best girl just sayin'.

>>152768246
no.
everyone>>>cat

>>152767962
Kiss-Goddess > Snorekawa

>>152768400
Your retardation >>>> all reality

I don't like any of them in terms of personality. But in terms of appearance/being fappable Hanekawa shits all over Shinobu, it's not even funny.

>>152760205
Both, and all of the rest as well

HAREM ROUTE ENGAGE, even that shitty yandere snake god can be tamed with the power of the dick

>>152760205
Cat a best but not Kizu Cat. She's not waifu material until she straightens her shit out.

>>152760205
Left is objectively superior, what the fuck.

>>152770452
The series takes a "let's not and say we did" route for Cat's character development.

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Hanekawa.

Cat has always been best