>your literal perfect woman is right in front of you >she

She is perfect because she isnt real.

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she's balding

She's killed at least 600 people.

>>152743000
Right, perfect.

>>152743000
so? most people are pricks

>>152742230
When did we get this picture?

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>>152744720
twitter a couple of days ago

>>152740446
Your perfect woman eats people.

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>>152740446
>Kiss-shot with small tits
Literally trash

>>152745818
>gif

literally trash

>>152747591
Fuck you nigger, I had to google it

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>>152740446
>ywn have a waifu
>ywn have a daughteru
I'M GONNA DO IT
Soon. I'll finish my education, first.

I don't

>>152741759
So are you

>>152740446
>be a super powerful immortal vampire
>can literally have any man or woman you want
>fall in love with an "average japanese highschool boy"
>turn him into a vampire
>hide in his shadow as a loli that most people cant even see
>have to watch him get a girlfriend and build a harem of girls
>have to watch him fuck his girlfriend all the other girls
>sometimes he fucks you too but obviously prefers big boobs
>you have no boobs, cant even give him a paizuri
>cant compete with any of the other girls in your loli form

Literally suffering. Should have just stayed as an adult and made him part of her harem.

>>152749749
>Should have just stayed as an adult
You can blame Oshino Meme and Arargi for that.
That's why she was trying to kill herself to begin with.

>>152749749
Bullshit.

>>152749854
she didn't want to die

>>152749749
>>152749854
>>152750250
>>152750383
Are you all secondaries?
>You can blame Oshino Meme and Arargi for that.
That's why she was trying to kill herself to begin with.
What is this bulllshit.

>>152751194
She didn't want to die and was scared as fuck about that possibility.

>>152751194
>call yourself a primary
>cant imagine how painful it would be to live as a loli watching your lover fuck other girls for the rest of his life

>>152751466
No she did want to die, but when it actually would happen she got scared.

Finding a readon to die, she planned her death by Araragi's hands. She still wanted to die, but she wanted to die for his sake. When Araragi vowd that his life was linked to hers, she could not go kill herself anymore, cause her death would mean Araragi's death. Eventually she found joy and happiness living with the man she loves. She is content just being with him at the moment. That doesn't mean that at some point she wouldn't want more. She has displayed clear jealousy/anger when he crosses a surten line. When Araragi and Shinobu made up, Crab was already gis girlfriend and a part of Araragi's happiness. If you factor in that she cares more about his happiness then she does her own with Araragi's want to be human, It's why she tolerates Crab. Crab and Bat don't like each other.
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>>152752582
>cant imagine how painful it would be to live as a loli watching your lover fuck other girls for the rest of his life
I am not even going to try and explain why all you say is bullshit.

>>152752864
>implying araragi isn't fucking his harem
>implying shinobu doesn't have to watch
>implying shinobu has no feeling for araragi

>>152753439
try harder

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>>152753439
faggot

>>152748835
:(