If you hit you're waifu, how would you like her to react?

Why would I ever do that?

>>152739509
>hitting your waifu
Sick fuck

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>>152739509
>implying i would hit her
why would i ever do that, but assuming there is some excellent justification for it - i hope she responds reasonably, i dont enjoy the idea of being mush on a wall

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>>152739509
With fear and wholehearted understanding of her destined place beneath me.

>>152739509
>hitting your waifu
Hit yourself with an axe.

>>152739689
t.psycopath

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I can understand beating a 3D pig wife, but all waifu are clean and pure, only the most vile of degenerate would ever beat their waifu.

>>152739689
I hope she loses it one day and kills you in your sleep

Orgasm.

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>>152739509
By hitting back and leaving me for good.

erection

>>152740047
>When your fantasy is to have your theoretical gf who will never realistically date you leave you
God bless you man.
God bless you.

>>152740013
I'm not a sadist, but I would love to love a masochist.

Pfft like I would ever be able to even touch DIO sama. He'd just stop time and drop a road roller into my gaping manhole like duh

>>152739509
Bow down and worship me like the bitch she is

>>152739509
b for delicious raw fear

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>>152739928
>He doesn't want his waifu to live in constant fear of overstepping her bounds as a female

>>152740659
>wanting to torment and terrorize the stylized representation of your ideal woman

the only cure for this kind of faggotry is delivered through a double barrel - orally

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>>152739509
She would kick my ass before I even try but assuming I manage to land a hit she would probably look like B.

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>>152739509
I'd neck myself for being such a piece of shit.

>>152740730
It's his woman, let him do what he wants with her.

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She'd probably ask for another

>>152739509
I would never hit my waifu. Unless she was into some sadomasochistic perverted stuff, then I want her to react with pleasure.

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>>152740990
>letting degeneracy run rampant

What if your waifu hit you?

>>152741259
jokingly or with malicious intent?

>>152740730
L-lewd

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If she is still standing after a direct hit to the face, it should be an obvious indicator to hit the gym instead.

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Why the fuck would I beat my waifu? Exactly what horrific chain of events would there be to lead me to such a thing?

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>>152739535
>The moment when your rowdy waifu's eyes turn wide with instinctual fear and disbelief as she receives a physical reminder of who's really in control in this relationship

You would have to be some kind of beta fucking cuckold not to appreciate such a moment.

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I'd never hit her. Besides she'd probably hit me if I ever tried.

>>152741408
you would have to be a violent thug to have that be required or to think that it will be the solution

>>152741408
>being insecure enough to beat someone inferior to you
Spot the closet beta.

>>152741408
You'd have to be some kind of beta fucking cuckold to fantasize about that.

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When i hit my male-friend he is arguing that it too hard, once we wrestled and he got elbow ligament sprain, i was barely playing.
If i would be in a heat and will hit a girl in a head she will
1) Die
2) Get trauma and sue me
3) Will be scared of me till the end of relationship (Which will end by my initiation)
4) Run off
Today was a hard day, from the early morning when sick head cut me off from my line i barely escaped collision. Then after at work i got scolded for things wich with i have no relation.
And finally my neighbor said that he saw a man at my house when i was absent.
I tried to figure out the whole situation, may be he hadn't any sexual relation with my girl, may be it some random guy from the local store who promoting goods.
But doesn;t matter how much i think all i can imagine is an affair.
I love my girl with all my heart i don't need anyone even if there would be no tomorrow i can live through it with her.
And now i don't want to live.
I asked her straight forward, - Do you love me?
Yes, of course, my dear, - She said without any hesitation.
I looked into her eyes and saw nothing, after a few seconds she looked away.
The hatred was born somewhere at the botom of my spine, shiver went through my body and i punched her into face with all my might.
She fell onto the floor and blood start to drip on her blouse, tears streaming down her swollen cheek.
Like a child she whimpered.
I fell near to her and hugged.
I'm sorry - all what i could say.

>>152741492
Hot

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>>152741408
damn. this guy gets it

>>152739509
She would jump on me and we would have wild passionate sex as both of us are nerd enough to recognize and kinky enough to appreciate the occasional Klingon mating ritual. There will be bite marks when this is done.

B is a great reaction.

>>152741408
I would've agreed if it was anybody other than my waifu.

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I actually respect Anons who beat their waifu, it means that they have an actual relationship.

For her to punch me back and wild, bone-breaking, back-scratching, bitey sex to occur afterwards.

To whatever mod is watching over this thread thank you. <3

>>152741301
Latter.

>>152739509
I wouldn't

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>>152739509
I wouldn't be able to live with myself.

>>152742061
Abused Akko is perfection

>>152741259
She is more likely to hit our daughter than to hit me

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Could your waifu take a punch in the chest from you?

Could you take a punch in the chest from your waifu?

>>152742096
Is that character who would be fine with anything?
What that bruise from?
Oh, don't mind i fall down from stairs.

>>152742502
Akko would probably smile as you beat her, always trying to stay optimistic.

If your partner can't take a punch from you then they don't deserve to be you.

>>152742535
And would break if you leave her?

>>152739509
Open hand or closed fist?

>>152742717
I personally would pimp slap mine.

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>>152742717
open hand, be soft man

>>152742552
I don't deserve to be my own partner?

>>152739509
It awakens her primal instincts an we have hot wild sex.

If that's her fetish, turned on.
Otherwise, i wouldn't hit her unless something extremely strange/bizarre would happen.

>>152742717
Open hand, of course. It's about sending a message, not physically damaging your waifu.

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>all these waifu beaters itt

>>152743385
Nothing wrong with some discipline.

>>152741863
would depend on context, if im at fault there then its understandable- but if im not then slap her i guess, the resolve it proper with talking later

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>>152742314
With ESP? absolutley, without probably not

With ESP? absolutley not, sure

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>>152739509
If I hit her I would like her to kick my ass, break my nose, rub my face into concrete, and make me chew on gravel.

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>>152743762

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I'd need stitches, implying i'd ever hit her tho

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>>152743809
Yes, Ma'am. I'm all yours. Please kick me in the teeth with your bare feet.

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>>152742314
I'm fairly confident that I can out outpunch my waifu.

>>152744101

That seems kinda low handed. She's completely unarmed.

>>152741456
>>152741474
this

only someone who's insecure about his masculinity would hit a woman

>>152744244
For fuck's sake anon.

>>152744308
It's actually the opposite.

>>152744244
CARLOS!

Silly anon, unconscious people can't react.

>>152744308
This
REAL men get beaten up by girls

Why does this fetish trigger people so much more than rape fetish?

>>152744244
Fuck, I laughed.

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>>152739509
>hitting your waifu
>harming the only one you love
>not killing yourself instead

fuck you. kill yourself.

>>152744593
People don't think about the beating the fuck out of the girl side of rape

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>>152739509
>>152741408
I'd slap her ass with my belly, pressing her halfway into the mattress to show her who's boss in relationship.
Why would I want to hit her?
At the point where I would be mad enough for that - she can just fuck off for good since it would be beyond no return.

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>>152739509
If I hit my waifu I can't learn economics, so I think I will pass.

>>152739509
Implying that I beat my waifu

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>>152739509
>Assemble tulpa with your waifu as core concept
>Proceed to torture it
>It retaliates, resulting struggle comes at your own brain expense, turning you into a veggie
>Spend the rest of your days eating porridge from spoon
>And shitting your pants
Excellent idea.

>>152739509
If you hit your keyboard could you spell 'your'?

>>152745303
I didn't even notice that

>>152745303
Hello there, newfriend!

>>152745303
>>152745319
>hello fellow newfag

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She'd hit me back, pin me down to the floor and firmly grab my balls to remind me who is in charge in the relationship
And I'd enjoy it

>>152745738
But then it's that part in the doujin when the dom girl turns sub and you're back in control, right?

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>>152739509
I know exactly how she would react.

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Well its Rem, she's into that kind of stuff. Assuming it happened she would either:
a) Get angry and fight back, probably leaving me with a bunch of broken bones or a bloody pulp.
b) Turn her on and proceed to leglock me and proceed to steamy and intense rape.

Assuming I managed to make her love me as much as she loves Subaru, the shock may be too much for her and either I get disciplined with her mace or she kills herself.

>>152739509
Realistically speaking I wouldn't be able to hit her, and then I'd have to explain to her why I tried.

>>152746162
No. Then comes the part when she puts me in a chastity cage and demands me to serve as her personal sex slave.

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Why would I ever do that you sick fuck?!?
Megumi is soft and kind, she would probably start crying and then I'd have to deal with her family and the cops. She would dump my ass for good and I'd deserve it.

>>152739509
>hitting a representation of love
...I don't get it.

>>152739509
I do not comprehend

>>152744308
It's actually the opposite, someone who is secure about his masculinity would have no problems hitting women since they couldn't care less about what society thinks of them. This is why a lot of the biggest alphas in history have beaten their women.

>>152746509
>implying masculinity has any meaning outside of society

>>152746335
Sometimes when you love something, you have to destroy it.

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>>152747199
thats stupid and you know it

>>152747199
The only time that ever makes sense is when that thing has managed to destroy itself.

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>>152742314
Why would I hit her in the chest?

>>152741408
You are not in control of anything.

You are at the mercy of a fantasy. You should kiss your waifu's feet for giving you the pleasure of her existence.

>>152747254
>>152747363
One day you will stand over the heavily bruised corpse of you're waifu, you will understand what true love is.

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having a waifu and being dominant are mutually exclusive. you substitute real female conquest for an ideal you can never have. you wishing for her to be real, places you entirely under her control.

you are either a sub or you don't really have a waifu.

>>152739928
>waifu are clean and pure

Top kek

I'd never beat my waifu but if you want I can beat yours.

>>152747768
Let's beat her up together.

>>152747199
Isn't there a hammer you should be destroying, Samidare?

Why are tummies so cute? It's hard not to punch them.

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>>152739509
She can take a beating, she'll be fine

>>152739509
What's an appropriate way for your taller, stronger waifu to react to you hititng her in the face when you can't even really hurt her?

>>152739509
I'd want her to smile because I just hit her...with lots of tickles!!

>>152748542
She'd probably just look at you funny.

>>152739509
50% chance I get blown into subatomic particles
20% chance she's in a good mood and doesn't do anything
30% chance she retcons reality

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>>152739509
I don't know. She can feel pain, but I don't know how durable she is.

>>152749173
Remove key

>>152747561
is this one of those"you only appreciate things once they are gone" episodes?