Monogatari Series

>>152722623
>If he's
Araragi's mom still gave birth to him.

>>152722623
She's an oddity doing her best to fit in and the ahoge is a very recognizable feature in the Arararagi family.

>>152722623
>hair spike thing
It's an ahoge, you fucking crossboarder

>>152722730
>I know all of the weebspeak, look at how much of an oldfag I am
It is also undeniably a hair spike thing.

If she's technically not related to Koyomi, why isn't he fucking her?

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>>152722877

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>>152722884

He made out with her when she was sleeping and didn't get a boner.

>>152722902
>Newfags can't triforce

>>152722623
Except for the fact that she's literally related to Araragi. The phoenix oddity is a non-entity.

>>152722884
His biological sister is sexier.

>>152722623
>hair spike thing
It's called a fucking ahegao newfag.

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>yfw if you had sex she's going to stay virgin

You get it from just being considered part of the family. Sodachi got one in Zoku and maybe Senjougahara will get one too if they can stay married for more than a year at a time.

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Don't mind me, just posting BEST girl

>>152722623
Well, Mamaragi gave birth to her and she has the biggest Ahoge of the lot

>>152722623
Ahoge you vermin

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>>152725311
>>152725041
Why doesn't Ougi have it? She's more related to Araragi then any other person

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>>152725580

It's kind of surprising but I think the twist would have been more obvious if so.

>>152722623

I'd guess the child of the phoenix oddity might have its physical appearance manipulated to match the host family?

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>>152722884
She gives him money to buy porn so he wouldn't rape her

>>152725396
i want kanbaru to peg me

>>152722623
Why is she holding a knife?

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>>152726706
Yes.
And then return the favor.
It's only natural to take turns.

>>152724917
You tell'em

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>>152722623
You get one when you live on their house long enough.

>>152727811
They don't call her nuke for no reason

>>152722877
That's common knowledge, now fuck off.

>>152725580
She's not part of the family though. There's a difference.

If I'm not mistake, what the oddity did was basically infect the embryo and turned it into its host, then replaced the original human cells with copies that were far more durable.

>>152722877
Neo /a/ friends. Trying to make it seem like lacking knowledge of terms is somehow cool and not a sign of them being a shitty normalfag