Make a contract with me.

Call Peorth
No fuck that call your manager I want to file a complaint

>>152588926
Why? I'm so pure and pretty.

I would rather make contract with the Celts, Hindus even the Shintos than this cucking slut

>>152588849
fine

"i wish for a goddess like you to be by my side forever"

>>152589105
Aww how nice. Let's share living space and money from now on. Let me just get rid of your nasty sexual urges and we're good to go.

>>152588849

Disregard Cuckdandy, acquire superior sister(s)

>>152589194

Just get Skuld. Urd was in on it and she still obeys Heaven no matter how much she acts like a slut

>>152588849
I don't want anything to do with you slut.

ITT: misunderstanding major plot points and memeifying them.

>>152589506
Explain then

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I'm sorry, I'm already under one

>>152590024

She didn't do nuffin. It was all done by higher powers, including magically preventing her from talking about it.

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Reminder that Keiichi was a tobacco-smoking red-pilled motherfucker because he swallowed the blue-pill and became a castrated cuck for Belldandy.

>>152590060
But she knew. She could have told him indirectly.

>>152590083

Which part of "magically prevented" are you having trouble understanding? If she so much as attempted to, even indirectly, she'd freeze up or worse.

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>>152590074
He looks like a different character from himself many years later.

It's like he was lobotomized or something.

>>152590060
Did she fucked with others?
That's all i need to know.

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>>152590074
How did he go from that badass to this feckless wimp?

>>152590138

Depends which doujins you read. Joy Division's are all NTR all the time.

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Incoming copypasta.

It's a huge reveal. You dont understand. This is "Ah Megami Sama". This is the blandest series in the world. This is like the laughing stock of manga, with the most puny, laughable main character of all time, who for three years in the narrative- and twenty outside, has never come close to even a passionate kiss with Belldandy.For years, this series, and Belldandy was the symbol, a pillar of pure love and purity.

Now it's been revealed that there's a reason for all of this- a massive conspiracy dating back to the first chapter. Keichi's reward for being a good man, was to be neutered, his desire and lust removed. He was given a girl, but his manhood had been removed. He would never want or take Belldandy that way- and everyone knew.

For three years, the girls willingly deceived him because they liked how full of love he was, how much he pampered them and Belldandy. They liked the state of affairs.

And now a Devil slipped the truth.

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>>152588849

>>152590202

Wham episode.

>>152590202

So who actually told him about it?

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>>152590074
Remember when Keiichi wasn't a cuck?

Second chapter. The spell Heaven cast on him wasn't working yet.

>>152590325
Urd's mom.

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>>152590364
He'd never let any guy get their hands on Belldandy before he was cucked forever.

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/NightmareFuel/AhMyGoddess

>>152590246
He wasn't so bad. He let Homura undo things.

>>152590138
canon? no, doujin? half of japan.

Ah My Goddess, is the series that got me into the sinking depression that is animu.

>>152590970

>>152590182

One goddess to bring you in, another to push you out.

>>152590325
>So who actually told him about it?
>>152590384
>Urd's mom.
Who is, in fact, Satan. So the only person who told the truth to a good man was Satan.

>>152589016
>>152589194
>>152590074
>>152590364
>>152590419
>cuck
I have to ask you to leave.

>>152588849
Sure, I don't want my dick to work anyway

>>152589013
>I'm so pure and pretty.
Yeah. No.

>>152590419
As if he could stop Belldandy.

>>152589240

Urd was just traumatised by that Cherry Blossom faggot. She needs to learn to love again.

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