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>Wake up, see this What do?

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>Wake up, see this

What do?
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Wake up again
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>>152546757
trying not to get killed while attempting to touch her knockers
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vomit
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>>152546757
Ask her to go back to loli form.
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>>152546757
Tell her to take her shoes off so they don't dirty the sheets. After all there are other ways of doing that.
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>>152546757
Ask to be made her human toilet.
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sex her
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>>152546903
gayboy spotted
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>>152546757
i didn't know atheists went to heaven
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>>152547149
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>>152546757
Ask her to bite me gently.
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Walk her home gently
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>>152546931
Shit taste
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>>152546757
Ask how much eggs she want.
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>>152546757
cry
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>>152546757
Cuddle with her and go back to sleep.
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>>152548296
did you draw that?
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>>152546757
roll out of bed and make a shitpost on /a/
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>>152548400
No, but I drew this.
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>>152546757
Slide her shoes off and sensually massage her feet.
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penetrate her
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>>152546757
Let her cure my morning wood.
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>>152546757
Feed my blood
Become her slave
Touch cats tats
Kill some vampire slayers before they harm my friends
Hi five Meme
Save Crab
Let snek get what she deserves
Send ghost to the other side where she belongs
Turn a lesbian straight again with the power of my D
Respect my sisters and not molest them
Rape a doll
Etc

You know, the usual
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>>152546757
give blood to immortal vampire queen
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>>152546757
Submit my paperwork to be her bitch slave.
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>>152546757
Ask to get a teen version of her.
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>>152546757
ignore and play some vidya
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>>152549291
This
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>>152548487
You seem like you have potential, anon, keep practicing!
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>>152549723
This.
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>>152546757
Ask her to turn into the her 10 year old self and then the 17 one
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>>152548487
you can choose all the araragi's and you take the shitty one and make him even more shit
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>>152546757
remove undead fucking shits
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Molest my younger sisters
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>>152550850
fag
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>>152549723
acceptable choice but adult is superior- loli version is very overrated
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>>152551449
>but adult is superior
No, teen form is the better bro and better fuck.
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>>152551449
>>152551485
What's the difference between adult version and teen version?
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>>152546757
I think, oh boy, those faggots spamming shitty vampire 24/7 never take a day to rest.
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>>152551156
He isn't Lightsexual
What are you, a fucking faggot?
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Vomit at the sigh of disgusting cowtits, and then fall back asleep, ignoring this ugly demon as it's probably some sort of hallucination caused by the drugs I take
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>>152551534
You're waifu is trash.
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>>152546757
Take selfies with her and post on /a/ to make waifufags triggered to death
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>>152551533
Adult has bigger tits and plumper butt.
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>>152552095
Tits, while smaller than adult, are still bountiful and are blessed with a tender skin.

Also, you can grab teen and lift her and fuck her standing with ease.

I'd do both either way.
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Damn, why was Kizu III so good?
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>>152552339
>Also, you can grab teen and lift her and fuck her standing with ease

Is that the patrician sex position?
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>>152546757
>can i pat your head?
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>>152552926
are you sure that you want to pat her head?
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>>152546757
I'm sorry, but there are rules.
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>>152553073
I want to pat her pets
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>>152546757
Pat her head.
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Shinobu in that Kizu artstlye at the end of part three was the cutest thing.
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>>152546757
Fuck her right in the pussy while playing with her breasts.
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>>152553073
yes

i would also like to cuddle her
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>>152553336
Say goodbye to your blood.
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>>152553383
Because she is a vampire. Vampires drink blood.
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>>152553383
Goodbye blood. It's been fun but you know how it is.
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>>152553433
Blood>old high vampire.
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>>152553482
Shit taste.
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>>152546757

Makes me wish there was a part 3 trailer out by now.
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>>152546757
Offer her my bodily fluids of the reproductive kind.
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>>152548296
Is that a shotaragi hiding his tiny weinny?
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>>152553688
>Shit taste.
We are born of the blood, made men by the blood, undone by the blood.
Respect the blood, fuckface
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>>152553985
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>>152546757
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>>152552400
BD when?
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>>152554222
>Not giving up your blood for the sake of your vampire goddess
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>>152553383
doesent having your blood drank by a vampire turn you into one? or is that just hellsing?
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>>152546757
Apply for eternal slavery contract
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>>152546757
>lower my collar, expose neck
alternatively
>fuck, a lot
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>>152549581
>sensible chuckle
Good list, anon.
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Pat her head. Play with her silky hair. Motorboat those chest beefers.
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>>152549291
this but with my small cock
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Get mad because COMMIE STILL HASN'T TRANSLATED PART 2

AND ZAREGOTO
FUCK
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>>152558452
What the actual literal fuck is this useage of green text
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>>152559524
Just used it differently than normal is all, no need to get your panties in a wad, anon.
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>>152546757
Well it would be quite awkward considering my wife would be sleeping on the other side.
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>>152559467
Zaregoto OVAs seem terrible so far, barely even worth doing. But yeah they need to get Part 2 done soon.
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>>152557196
True vampirism is a curse of the God. Drinking and sharing vampire blood is act of the reproduction for vampires.
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>>152559731
I don't care. I just want to see more of I-kun and Tomo animated.
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>>152559467
>Get mad
Why? Commie is shit and I've already read the book so even the shit subs we have now are serviceable.
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>>152546757
Why does a vampire have tits that big
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>>152560024
They want to get staked by high quality men.
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>>152560024
Vampires have been about sex appeal for a long time, anon.
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>>152560073
Since Dracula at least, yeah.
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>>152559467
Just use buddywaters
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>>152559756
so i need to drink HER blood to become one?

now how do i convince her to allow that?
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>>152560908
Ask politely and explain why you want to.
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>>152548457
>Chart is a pie chart instead of a donut chart
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>>152561519
is wanting to be an immortal superhuman an acceptable reason for wanting immortality?
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>>152560908
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zl_x-CgJMug

Don't do it actually vampire curse is pretty sucks. lol
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>>152554222
Fear the old blood.
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>>152560024
To lure the prey of course.
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>>152556113
This is nice
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>>152561875
jokes on you, i dont have a real waifu to lose
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>>152546966
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>>152547149
>iukwim
>not iykwim
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>>152552339
>Also, you can grab teen and lift her and fuck her standing with ease.
>not being /fit/ enough to lift adult Kiss-Shot during sex
Not gonna make it.
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>>152560992
18 = 10 > 8 = 10 > 27 > > 12 > 8 (goggles version)
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>>152560992
12=17=18=10=8=27
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>>152563291
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