Find a flaw.

Not a virgin

there are none

>not monkey, bee, bat or cat

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>>152530131
Can't maintain her relationships without external help.

She lets her boyfriend cuck her constantly.

anorexic

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>>152530282
This. I like Crab but she needs to go back to being more aggressive.

Used good

>>152530131
>STD
>>152530379
She fugged Kaiki.

>>152530131
That's part of what makes her great. She's not some perfect mary sue, but she tried to act like one. Like how she called her a tsundere when she actually was a well-written character who had some traits associated to a tsundere but was in no way a cliche.

>>152530131
She cut her hair. That's the flaw.

>>152530131
Where is this from?

>>152530790
It's a jojo reference

>>152530379
All her breakups with Araragi sounds like she tried that. Maybe she should try acting like an adult instead of not communicating with Araragi until so many problems pile up that one of them snaps.

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>>152530131

>>152530131
Cold, flat affect

>>152530131
All the other waifus in her franchise are superior to her.

>>152530131
not Monkey

>>152530131
She cut her hair.

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>>152531193
>you'll never have a cute tsundere relationship with a cold girl

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>>152531329
Short hair > long hair

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>>152530131
She is not real.

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>>152532323
mah neegah

Can't handle a rough, hard walk home

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>>152530131
She doesn't do enough banter with Math.

By the way, for those of you interested in Owarimonogatari commentary subs, I've finished the subs for Sodachi Lost, Part 3 (ep. 7 in Blu-Ray order).
http://pastebin.com/SJgtYjAY
These subs are designed to be played with the Coalgirls release.

1. Paste contents of pastebin into a text editor.
2. Save file as an .ass file with the same name as your video file, and place it in the same folder as your video.
3. For best results, install the OpenSans font.

Enjoy more Math bullying.

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>>152531377

>>152533687
This shit stopped being funny when you faggots dropped the 'e' from delete like a bunch of teens.

>>152530131
Used goods, a cuck.

>>152530282
>implying that's not my fetish

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>>152530131
She isn't real.

>>152530131
not a trap

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>>152533546
Cheers.

>>152530321
>>152531287
Wrong, Hater Faggots

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What if I like both short and long hair crab?

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>>152535064
It just means you love your waifu. And that's okay.

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>>152535116
Bottom right a best.

>>152530131
Slut

>>152533546
Man, I was really hoping that it would end with one line from Araragi and then Sodachi's autistic shrieks.

>>152530131
As soon as she hooked a guy she gained a hundred pounds.

>>152533930
>implying you're not both flawed

>>152535116
God tied up long hair Crab is amazing. That scene itself is pretty damn cute too.

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>>152533546
They added a nice foreshadowing. And Sodachi is truly a nice girl.

And I thought all those Iyayo were on the this episode, I need to rewatch the rest.

Thanks for your work. Now to hope she is in zokuowari commentaries.

She threatened to kill herself which makes her the absolutely worst girl. That shit makes my blood boil.

>>152536118
> threatened to kill herself
It was Sodachi who did

>Hitagi
>One of the most interesting and entertaining characters in the series
>Had the best banter
>Was a central part of the story
>Now she got boring, was totally forgotten and barely appears anymore
Way to fuck up

>>152536149
wtf i love crab now

>>152536048
Iyayos are in Sodachi Lost Part 1.

>>152530131

Does anyone have a link to the "fanfiction?"

>>152536540
Which one?

>>152530131
She cut his HAIR REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>152536559

Whatever's translated.
I keep meaning to catch up, but don't remember where I left off anymore. The timeline being all weird doesn't help.

>>152536158
>Had the best banter
that's not snail

>>152536733
Crab=Bat > Snail
Snail is too meta

>>152536716
Well, There is no such a link with all gathered in one place.

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>>152536716
The timeline isn't that bad.

>>152536812

Hit me with Vamp then? Or maybe Family / Tiger? I tried reading it back when Neko aired but dropped it due to life, so I don't remember the last thing I touched.

Much appreciated if you have them!

>>152536844
Thanks, I've never seen it in one image before

>>152536844
Props to the intern who put that together. It really does make the mess of a timeline understandable.

>>152537005
Official english releases of Kizumonogatari and Bakemonogatari Part 1 came out. Bake Part 2-3 and Nise Part 1-2 are next.

>>152536048
Yeah, that was a nice bit. I like how Nisio adds foreshadowing in the commentaries and sidestories.

I also liked Senjougahara's asshole timing on asking if Sodachi's mom wore twintails.

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>>152537237
All that teasing about straight hair Sodachi and twintail Senjougahara that will never be shown made me a little sad though.

>>152530131
suicide

>>152538814
That was a mistranslation. She's only a stupid, cucked hypocrite.

>>152530131
The resolution sucks, the image is a gif and you're a faggot.

>>152530275
Ouch

>>152530131
no short hair

>>152530131
I want to walk her home gently

>>152537104
The timeline wasn't reallythat messy, everything you need to know about it was said in the anime.

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>>152530131
Is not real

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She's not the iron-blooded hot-blooded cold-blooded Kiss-shot Acerola-orion Heart-under-blade

>>152530131
I can't do the impossible

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>>152541080
>nadeko ass

>>152530131
She can be easily lure by magic men.
you can't keep her for yourself, she will be seduced by the con man.

>>152541080
That's a good thing, not a flaw.

>>152541075
so much shit taste in one post. i admire your dedication though.

>>152530131
Femdom.

>>152541075
Trump is gonna fix that.

>>152530282
>pursued Araragi with the intention of cucking him away from Hanekawa (thinking that those two were going out already)
>cuts every instance of time spent with him short to go on dates with her dad
>blows up over Araragi keeping the Sodachi stuff in Musubi a secret when she kept the Kaiki stuff a secret (and never told him about it, Araragi finds out from Yotsugi in the end)
Araragi's a bundle of problems but even then he's too good for her, honestly. Even after the anime cuts out tons of his dialogue with the other girls in Bake he still had more entertaining banter with half of them too.

Gahara should just marry Hanekawa.

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she's got no lips

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>>152543449

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>>152543449
?

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It's been 5 years since this series focused on Senjou

>>152543739
Hitagi Rendezvous
FUCKING
WHEN SHAFT

>>152543817
Kizu is done so now we should get owari s2

>>152545414
>SHAFT
>delivering