What country is she from?

>>152501090
One that stopped existing after the rest of the population sacrificed their lives to honor her.

>>152501090
Hick Country Alabama

>>152501090

Likely just some vague place in europe, considering how she dresses as well as the fact that in her backstory there were castles and the kingdom itself sounded pretty 'european fairytale"-esque.

>>152501090
Somewhere in Europe. No idea which country though.

>>152501090
transylvania

>>152501090
Holy Roman Empire, modern-day Germany.

>>152501147
>>152501802
>>152501822
She's german.

>>152501090
Germany

Probably one of the germanic states.

The intro of her arc was sung in German, this should give you a hint. Basically >>152501997

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>>152501090
Laura from France.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Transylvania

Animestan.

>>152501873
this

>>152502531
But she's blonde.

Could be Switzerland. They have nobility, which she is. I considered Germany but they don't have as much of a history with nobles as some of the older countries in Europe. I guess she could be Austrian as well. Remember Germany wasn't unified until the later half of the 1800s. If Kiss-Shot really is about 500-600 years old, then she would've had to have come from a noble fmaily (in an established country that recognized noble families) in the 16th or 17th century.

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>>152505305
There are plenty of blonde girls in this shitshow of a country.

Anyway, wasn't her opening in german?

>>152505418
her opening was german, yes

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>>152501873
Where now?

>>152505418
Her opening was in Swiss. I'm like 80% sure she was from geographic Switzerland during the Holy Roman Empire.

>>152506128
>Was in swiss
Fucking americans

>>152506177
"Mein Schatz" is a term that only really gets used in Switzerland.

German slut who went cruising for cock in Italy in summer.

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>>152506212
>German dialect = Swiss language
Guess saying elevator instead of lift means you're speaking American

>>152506284
Nigger I know it's a Swiss dialect, but if she's using a Swiss dialect that probably points her BEING SWISS

It's not like Austrians speak Swiss-German even though they understand each other

Go read the short story about the princess. They say the country no longer exists, but existed ~800 years ago, and they speak of an "Emperor". It has to be HRE.

>>152506443
Burger burb burger clap clap

>>152506277
cuck

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What is /a/'s opinion on Ogeha?

>>152506677
>G*rman triggered that G*rman women go cruising for the big med cock

>>152507361
no

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>>152501873
"Holy Roman Empire".

This is very difficult to say while keeping a straight face. I wonder who can, because indeed it is hard.

"Holy", you say, while grinning like Voltaire did. "Holy", it is its name. But then, thinking of "Holy", you think about all the Emperors who were excommunicated. You think about all those who tried to fuck with the pope. You think about the wars of religion and how many of them ended up as protestant heretics.

But then, the funniest is coming: "Roman". Yes, now, you cannot contain your laughter. "Roman", it is called despite the fact that this "Roman" body is standing on Germania, a land so harsh and poor that the Legions of Rome refused to set foot on it. A germanic and barbaric people, yes, but still calling themselves "Roman".

And now, here is the end of the fun: "Empire". Now you fell on the ground, laughing so hard that you cannot breathe. An "Empire", a body made of dozens of petty duchies and counties, all fighting for themselves, giving strange names to their position, full of Grand-Dukes or Archdukes. An "Empire" who will stay between Poland and France, while the great powers of Europe will create colonies all around the world.

>"Holy"
>"Roman"
>"Empire"

>tfw your a /his/fag

>>152510014
This is such a retarded meme.
The HRE of the late 18th century is vastly different from the one of the early, high or late middle ages, in which it was as much of a feudal empire as France

>>152506212
>"Mein Schatz" is a term that only really gets used in Switzerland
My son, you're delusional.

>>152501873
What? Many modern countries were part of the HRE, not just modern-day Germany.

>>152501889

too white

>>152511219
she identifies as german as seen by araragi's beetle which is basically shinobu

>>152512284
but the idea of one unified German nationality was spearheaded by Bismarck in the end of the 19th century

Shinobu was born in the HRE era

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>Shinobu's real name is most likely Aloisia

Alsace

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>>152512682
Proofs?

>>152514057
in Wazamonogatari her backstory is introduced and there she's called Lola, it's a diminutive form of Aloisia

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>>152514500
All the name websites are telling me that Lola is only a diminutive of Dolores.

>>152514665
well it is an old-fashioned name nowadays associated with long-dead nobility but I was able to find a proof with ease

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lola_(given_name)

>>152514665
We're glossing over the part where ロラ can also be romanised as Laura.

>>152514835
it would be pronounced as ァウラ in German

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>>152514834
>>152514835
>>152514878
I wouldn't ignore the relation to the name "Lolita", considering all the lolipandering in this series.

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>>152501090
Shinobu used to be one of my favorites but the more i know about her backstory the more i hate her.
It's so retarded.

>>152514878
>ァ

ラ

>>152514992
But that's fucking stupid and gay.

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>>152515057
>half of the titles of the books are puns
>wordplay and dry jokes take up whole chapters
>not expecting it

>>152512425
That doesn't necessarily mean the idea of a German Nation didn't exist.
>In a decree following the 1512 Diet of Cologne, the name was changed to Holy Roman Empire of the German Nation

>>152515179
Nisio at least tries to be clever. That direct, and unfitting, a reference isn't like him.

>>152515014
you just have shit taste, retard

Just got back from Kizu part III
>rooftop scene not ruined
>breast touching scene was funny
>Shaft deadline quality
>final fightscene was fun
>It felt really long on some parts

The worst of the three although it had the best moments from the book.

>>152515653
It's probably bait. Shinobu having a retarded backstory as a human won't change who she has become 600 years later. The only thing it says is that her vampire dignity shit is all an act, but we knew that anyways.

What a glorious, high class lady. How can those dirty nip girls even compete?

>>152516672
by having a heartbeat

>>152514835
Except it can't. Laura would be ローラ.

>>152516747
If anything, Kiss-Shot is the only girl in the show that has been proven to have a heartbeat.

>>152516881
she's still an undead abomination

>>152506128
Explains why Melonpan lives in switzerland

>>152516950
And she's still better than every other girl in the series. Only a different undead abomination comes anywhere close.

>>152517047
Crab is hardly an abomination, except for her hair

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>>152517125

>>152501873
>germany
>HRE
Utter nonsense, the only rightful succesor of HRE was Russia.

France, there's hints being thrown by Nisio lately.
Don't know why folks from this thread think she's German, because nothing ever suggest she's from Germany.

>>152517546
>Opening song in German
>Nothing ever suggests she's from Germany

>>152517546
didn't the French surrender to Germans??

>>152517819
not until ww2

>>152517944
>What is the Franco-Prussian War

Why do some Nip's think up retarded ass names foreign names? Her name should have been something like Cassandra Oriana Hart. It would have sounded like an actual European name that makes sense and not that word salad Kiss-shot Acerola-orion Heart-under-blade.

>>152519121
>Look at me, I have no idea what I'm talking about!
>Who is Suicide-Master?

>>152519121
Her vampire name is supposed to be ridiculous. Her birth name should be normal though.

>>152519121
Her vampire name is intentionally ridiculous/chuuni, apparantly.

>>152519323
>>152519331
>>152519372
Literally doesn't change how retarded it sounds to English ears. That's like if I named a character Kirikuro Byakuneko Tsukisenshi no Eien because he's a Japanese wizard and Japanese wizards are supposed to have retarded names.

>>152519695
Well, her master simply likes giving overly long and stupid names, they are supposed to sound retarded

>>152506212
>"Mein Schatz" is a term that only really gets used in Switzerland.
Bist du dumm oder so?

>>152517763
And the ending song in Kizu is french, and her backstory book called bon appetit.

>>152519121
Foreign languages aren't easy for natives of any country.
Same way Murricans can't into russian and every russian in movies is broken gibberish nonsense, japs can't into other languages as well.
Also Nisio is pretentious hack so it's not surprising he would come up with something so ridicilous.

>>152519986
>>152519372
>>152519331
Nisio come up with silly pretentious titles for characters and names all the time, her name is just retarded because Nisio is chuuni, simple as that.

>>152516672
hehe

Just left the Kizu III screening.

And holy fuck. The movie was a great finish of the trilogy. Shaft outdid itself with showing the absurdity of the fight between Araragi and Kiss-Shot. The best scene was the long Yoshinari cut with his unique coloring.

Also not touching breasts was never that hilarious.

>>152524059
Glad to hear it's good. Now to wait for news of US screenings.

>>152524952
It was really pretty good.

Also Shinbou in that Kizu style was a miracle

>>152501090
France.

>>152524059
Kou Yoshinari is a god.

>>152525911
is that new?

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>>152525911
>>152526140
Have a bigger version

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>>152526204

>>152516950
In Monogatari, vampires are warm blooded so they don't feel cold at all.

>>152526204
my dick