Can anyone top the Shimada family tree?
Couldn't post in last thread because image limit
sdkfz 254 in OVA 8
Erwin is cute!
I want to marry Alisa
Here ya go, anon.
>come home after a hard day at work
>boss yelled at you for being late, coworkers treating you like trash as usual
>forgot your lunch and had to eat some leftover muffins in the break room
>got bitched at by the secretary for eating the muffins
>just want to go home and lay in bed, a completely shit day
>walk into your bedroom, kick off your shoes and pants
>about to turn on the light when you glance at your bed and see this creature fast asleep in a bear suit
What do you do, /a/?
What would happen if I took her hat?
cut her body into small peaces and eat them
This would happen. She'd get flustered
Does anyone like tan girls?
She just get sexually assaulted, and lost her virginity by people she thought would be her friends, and even then they rejected her from the tank appreciation club she wanted to be in.
Don't read any of that doujinshi, it's soul crushing.
Ah fuck that then. I'm not touching that with a 10 mile pole. She deserves to be happy.
The closest she gets to being happy is the night before they engage in a literal battle to the death, she and Miho have sex, only for in the morning Miho to say it meant nothing to her
Yeah, don't read it unless you enjoy suffering.
Read Im Westen nichts Neues instead, it'll be a joyful ride.
Is Arisa evil?
They had it coming, can't really blame her. At least it was a relatively nice and clean death compared to Miho's crew.
All three volumes?
Read the edited version some anon posted, where the guys are just nice bros who give her the tank simply for being Yukari and babbling about tanks.
No. But I'm pretty sure he was talking about THAT one.
Well shit I read all of them. I kind of regret it but it is fun to see a realistic twist to the GuP things.
Worst part has to be Prez burning to death or Hana getting her head blown off
I mean there's a sort of disconnect you get if you watch cute anime girls murder each other as opposed to grown men. I didn't blink an eye when I saw people getting blown to shit in Iraq during my tour (after a while at least) but some guro shit still gets to me.
There's nothing fun about it, maybe if it was a bunch of no names already thrust into the setting, but seeing innocent and cute GuPs thrust into this tryhard edgy setting is fucking horrendous and degenerate. You aren't a fan of the franchise if you take any honest pleasure in reading any of this doujin.
Also use the other thread faggots, stop feeding the Shimadafag.
I know you want us to use your thread for (You)'s but I'll stay here. This thread was first and there isn't any good discussion in the other one.
Well isn't it just an iron coffin then without offensive capabilities?
I do too anon. Tan tomboys are a miracle
but i'm a big fan
The other thread has better discussion. This is shitposts and THAT shit.
This thread is shit and you have to stop making these shit meme OPs before mods start deleting them on sight.
If you dont like this thread then dont post here. I dont see whats so hard to process through your 10 year old brain. Just because you created the other thread doesn't mean you have to shitpost in other threads
Arisa isn't evil but she is dirty
To be fair on that guy it's a shit fanfic all round.
Bad art, bad ripoff of other WW2 stories and just edgy for the sake of it.
It's only posted to upset people who like the characters there's no redeeming value otherwise.
I think a lot of people love this series above any other, so anything to hurt the characters they love so much hurts them as if it were their own friends or family being hurt. Even if it is just a shitty fanfic from a failed mangaka.
A man who wanted to create a parallel to what inspired GuP? It's tanks.
They're called iron coffins for a fucking reason.
That being said, I really want to see a series where Mika and crew go into the world of Moomin.
Was there any indication that Shiho and Chiyo knew each other when they were younger?
I just want to see the shitstorm to how people react in Season 2 when Mika is either confirmed or not to be Alice's sister.
I want to meet the men who were lucky enough to marry and impregnate both these women.
Anyways, I didn't read any of the manga stuff but were Chiyo and Shiho friends?
Would you date this psychopath?
Reminder that Shiho is a kind mother
I certainly hope we get moving proof of this. She only seemed to come around as the series/film went on, although one could argue her actions in the film were just for the Nishizumi name.
She does definitely seem to care, though I think her kicking Miho out of the house was kind of an overreaction.
In either case, I think their dad would've prevented it from happening
Say hello to the best tank crew in the series. Why are the Fins so great? In fact, why does Japan have an obsession with the Finnish and the Germans?
Well, she does give commands and tells them what to do. Apparently she also has a sixth sense for sensing things.
That being said, I think Ako (the driver I think that's her name) might be the MVP there. She drives like a fucking madwoman
Better question is will we ever see the French or the Czech in Season 2?
>Finnish embassy contains major weebs
>Axis friendship is forever
I imagine they find kraut/finn 'tism relatable, too
>Good ol' Moomin is a Finnish anime classic
>Finnish embassy contains major weebs
This is hilarious to me for some reason. In any case, I hope to see a Finnish tank museum seeing as I have to work there in Helsinki this summer for an internship. Maybe I'll see Mika
Can someone clarify this for me? Are all of the girls in the series Japanese? Like even Kay, Darjeeling, and Katyusha? They all have blonde, brown, and whatever hair colors. Not to mention, they match the cultural identities of the schools they attend.
It's hilarious how scary Nonna and Katyusha can be
What did she mean by this
Momo deserves love and respect. Don't be a jerk.
Is there anything close to something like real Sensahdo?
I want Erika and Miho to make up and become friends
Yukari is such a sperg. She deserves light bullying.
Despite the fact you called us shitposters, here's your render.
No problem. I usually lurk around GuP threads, though I like to stick around the Shimada one for now seeing as it's quieter and there's less shitposting here (i.e. non-stop talk about fagfag) or whatever.
So yeah, for future reference if you need any renders
Oh fucking lord, I hope that fucking moron admin doesn't notice. I got banned 1000 years for posting a comment asking why the page got changed.
Dude is on a powertrip of massive proportions
Well, as long as that's there, I'll keep this picture in handy.
It's not. The guys who run that wiki do so terribly and with some shitty facts and grammar.
The very fact that Mika Shimada is still there says a lot.
I dunno. I did this in like 10 minutes because no one else was doing it for the anon who asked. I'm not someone who usually does this type of shit
God damn. tan girls are fucking perfect. I want to lick her abs
I want to make love to Pepperoni and make her blush when I tell her I love her
The same way Chiyo gave birth to Mika and Arisu without losing her body shape
Those Shimada and Nishizumi genes are good for strength
I wonder if Mika and Arisu's father worries about his daughters seeing as one is socially inept and the other is a hobo
If you wanna see bad art, look at the covers of the first GuP manga. The characters looks so bad it almost stopped me from picking it up. The tanks are pretty nice though, and that's probably why the artist got that job in the first place.
It's way better in his Maginot and Erika manga, though.
>Confess to Erika
>Get kicked to the ground
Is there any way to make her love me?
I want to date this tan mechanic tomboy
Maybe if you can catch her in a weak moment and cheer her up. Just be there for her.
How does one confess to Pepperoni? I think she might be slightly oblivious to my confession
So you just basically tell her, "I like you, Pepperoni" and then I assume she'll blush and ask if you're kidding. Then she'll look up and say, "Really?" where you hug her and she starts to panic but accepts it.
Except this will never happen. Just fucking kill me.
God damn the Finns stole a lot of tanks, but those are pretty fresh
Just that Erika would likely explode in anger if anyone sees her in a weak moment, at least anyone she isn't already very close with, or Maho, to who she probably never say a bad word.
Chances that Shizuka appears in Season 2?
Who would Shizuka's seiyu be in this case?
Eh, it's a bit iffy. No one really knows but Ribbon Warrior does get the scoop on some things that didn't appear until the movie.
Why isn't Mika there, cuddling in the same bed with her sister?
They're sisters because they both came from this same vagina
it's a good start, although it's just driving and shooting at stationary targets.
but, still, i have more good news. look at how the participants of the first tank biathlon have painted their tanks in an homage to ooarai's practice match against st. gloriana!
>Actually believing the words of a Wiki page with spelling and grammatical errors
The fact that I was able to edit that shit and say she was a vampire indicates how poorly run that entire fucking site was
I don't even believe the theory but it's interesting to say the least. I think it would add an interesting twist to parallel Miho and Maho
Do you think Hana would actually enjoy sex with Hanafag? Or we she just opt to have threesomes with Saori and Saorifag?
On one hand, Mika and Arisu makes sense.
On the other hand, doesn't this really just seem like a bad case of sameface?
Can you explain what that does? I am not a science man.
Interesting tidbit. The person who does the art for GuP is named Fumika Shimada. Mike is short for Fumika in Japan, and almost all art with just Miho, Maho, and Alice also happens to always involve Mika.
So there's a little trivia
>the only value of a recon vehicle in battle is its own offensive capabilities
Would you save your Guppie from a financial situation?
In any case i'll be the one asking her for money.
What is she going to ask from you in return?
I don't think she will mind helping me, but no doubt she will ask for some favor later.