Can anyone top the Shimada family tree?
>>152476920
Couldn't post in last thread because image limit
sdkfz 254 in OVA 8
h...hello there
derp dance
>>152477242
>616 666
>the two "numbers of the beast"
GuP is the new 2deep4u anime
Evafags BTFO
Use the other thread.
Shimada sisters is cancer.
>>152476920
Erwin is cute!
>>152477381
lol
>>152477772
I want to marry Alisa
>>152476920
>>152478533
Any reason why she's crying?
>>152476206
https://imgur.com/a/E847H
Here ya go, anon.
>>152478574
Her pimp is paying her for a week's worth of hoing
>>152478574
She didn't get the tank she wanted
>come home after a hard day at work
>boss yelled at you for being late, coworkers treating you like trash as usual
>forgot your lunch and had to eat some leftover muffins in the break room
>got bitched at by the secretary for eating the muffins
>just want to go home and lay in bed, a completely shit day
>walk into your bedroom, kick off your shoes and pants
>about to turn on the light when you glance at your bed and see this creature fast asleep in a bear suit
What do you do, /a/?
Erwin is cute and she is also my wife!
>>152478696
Give her a kissu
>>152478721
What would happen if I took her hat?
>>152477242
Just what kind of fucking tank is that? I can't imagine that ever being useful in battle
>>152478696
cut her body into small peaces and eat them
>>152479030
B-but why?
>>152478796
This would happen. She'd get flustered
>>152479136
take my anger out on someone else
>>152478696
Crawl into bed, spoon her back and enjoy a good night sleep.
>>152478796
If would be extremely painful
>>152479240
He's a big guy
Does anyone like tan girls?
>>152478574
She just get sexually assaulted, and lost her virginity by people she thought would be her friends, and even then they rejected her from the tank appreciation club she wanted to be in.
Don't read any of that doujinshi, it's soul crushing.
>>152479949
shit was fucked, but i liked the realistic aspect
>>152480068
>>152479949
Ah fuck that then. I'm not touching that with a 10 mile pole. She deserves to be happy.
>>152480168
The closest she gets to being happy is the night before they engage in a literal battle to the death, she and Miho have sex, only for in the morning Miho to say it meant nothing to her
>>152480168
Yeah, don't read it unless you enjoy suffering.
Read Im Westen nichts Neues instead, it'll be a joyful ride.
>>152481228
Is Arisa evil?
>>152481228
I actually have a physical copy of that doujin. It was an honest mistake from secret s/a/nta, though.
>>152477381
That video was rather funny.
>>152480068
The realism of schools killing one another because reasons?
>>152481418
>17mm
They had it coming, can't really blame her. At least it was a relatively nice and clean death compared to Miho's crew.
>>152481475
Cool.
All three volumes?
>>152481639
>Nice and clean death
Wait what? Is that Arisa picture from a doujin?
>>152480168
Read the edited version some anon posted, where the guys are just nice bros who give her the tank simply for being Yukari and babbling about tanks.
>>152481661
Do you happen to have a link to said doujin?
>>152481475
>It was an honest mistake
>honest mistake
Keep telling yourself that
>>152481659
No. But I'm pretty sure he was talking about THAT one.
>>152481607
well its a little more satisfying than a white flag popping up
>>152481639
Just the first one.
>>152481820
I don't know why someone would lie about that, anon.
>>152481796
Unfortunately not.
>>152481796
http://g.e-hentai.org/g/859643/24013e4fbf/
First part.
But trust me, you're gonna regret reading it.
On all three times I read it, I regretted it.
>>152482591
Well shit I read all of them. I kind of regret it but it is fun to see a realistic twist to the GuP things.
Worst part has to be Prez burning to death or Hana getting her head blown off
>>152482764
The worst part is that it's all based on reality.
I SIGNED UP FOR CUTE GIRLS AND TANKS, NOT WAR CRIMES THE MANGA
>>152483098
I mean there's a sort of disconnect you get if you watch cute anime girls murder each other as opposed to grown men. I didn't blink an eye when I saw people getting blown to shit in Iraq during my tour (after a while at least) but some guro shit still gets to me.
>>152478833
Recon/command vehicle, Anon. If you REALLY think there's no place for those in warfare, well...
>>152479592
I like sweaty brown tomboys.
>>152482764
>fun
There's nothing fun about it, maybe if it was a bunch of no names already thrust into the setting, but seeing innocent and cute GuPs thrust into this tryhard edgy setting is fucking horrendous and degenerate. You aren't a fan of the franchise if you take any honest pleasure in reading any of this doujin.
Also use the other thread faggots, stop feeding the Shimadafag.
>>152484174
>You aren't a fan of the franchise if you take any honest pleasure in reading any of this doujin
that's not true
>>152484327
Well then you're a pretty fucking shitty fan.
>>152484174
I know you want us to use your thread for (You)'s but I'll stay here. This thread was first and there isn't any good discussion in the other one.
>>152483853
Well isn't it just an iron coffin then without offensive capabilities?
>>152483953
I do too anon. Tan tomboys are a miracle
>>152484587
but i'm a big fan
>>152484601
The other thread has better discussion. This is shitposts and THAT shit.
This thread is shit and you have to stop making these shit meme OPs before mods start deleting them on sight.
>>152484671
If you are that disconnected from the girls you enjoy watching them die you aren't a fan, even if you say so. Fuck yourself with a rake you piece of shit.
>>152484673
If you dont like this thread then dont post here. I dont see whats so hard to process through your 10 year old brain. Just because you created the other thread doesn't mean you have to shitpost in other threads
>>152481418
Arisa isn't evil but she is dirty
>>152484717
why are you getting so upset?
>>152484758
I didn't create the other thread. You trying to hijack these threads with your shitty forced meme is terrible though.
>>152484762
>Anon loves his garupan and the girls in it
>Doesn't want them to die
>Other people claiming to be fans enjoy watching them die
???
>replying to no true scotsman
>>152484856
lets be honest, Momo had it coming
>>152484873
Is it really no true Scotsman though?
Saying you're a fan of characters but then idolizing something that puts them all to death in horrible ways seems like an oxymoron.
>>152484934
>triggered by a literal fanfic
Let's not be autistic.
>>152479949
this is unbelievably horrible. who could possibly hate garupan so much to put in all that effort to make something so awful?
>>152485185
To be fair on that guy it's a shit fanfic all round.
Bad art, bad ripoff of other WW2 stories and just edgy for the sake of it.
It's only posted to upset people who like the characters there's no redeeming value otherwise.
>>152481607
You think that's unrealistic given the circumstances? Oh boy...
>>152484174
I see someone has no ability to compartmentalize whatsoever
>>152485697
I think a lot of people love this series above any other, so anything to hurt the characters they love so much hurts them as if it were their own friends or family being hurt. Even if it is just a shitty fanfic from a failed mangaka.
>>152485427
>>152485468
A man who wanted to create a parallel to what inspired GuP? It's tanks.
They're called iron coffins for a fucking reason.
That being said, I really want to see a series where Mika and crew go into the world of Moomin.
Was there any indication that Shiho and Chiyo knew each other when they were younger?
Who did this
>>152487816
all that autism and they couldn't even bother to fix the typo
>>152487816
>>152488013
I just want to see the shitstorm to how people react in Season 2 when Mika is either confirmed or not to be Alice's sister.
>>152488013
It gets stronger, the autism.
>>152477298
I didn't get this one . Why would she be yandereish
>>152488103
It would be even better if they don't do anything that confirms nor denies the theory
I want to meet the men who were lucky enough to marry and impregnate both these women.
Anyways, I didn't read any of the manga stuff but were Chiyo and Shiho friends?
Would you date this psychopath?
>>152487816
>>152488360
the "shimada" mika meme is utterly retarded but this is pretty funny
>>152489432
Does that parody something?
Reminder that Shiho is a kind mother
>>152490218
I certainly hope we get moving proof of this. She only seemed to come around as the series/film went on, although one could argue her actions in the film were just for the Nishizumi name.
>>152490288
She does definitely seem to care, though I think her kicking Miho out of the house was kind of an overreaction.
In either case, I think their dad would've prevented it from happening
Say hello to the best tank crew in the series. Why are the Fins so great? In fact, why does Japan have an obsession with the Finnish and the Germans?
>>152490952
kantele player isn't a tank crew position.
>>152491020
Well, she does give commands and tells them what to do. Apparently she also has a sixth sense for sensing things.
That being said, I think Ako (the driver I think that's her name) might be the MVP there. She drives like a fucking madwoman
Better question is will we ever see the French or the Czech in Season 2?
>>152490952
>Finnish embassy contains major weebs
>Axis friendship is foreverI imagine they find kraut/finn 'tism relatable, too
>Good ol' Moomin is a Finnish anime classic
>>152491640
>Finnish embassy contains major weebs
This is hilarious to me for some reason. In any case, I hope to see a Finnish tank museum seeing as I have to work there in Helsinki this summer for an internship. Maybe I'll see Mika
>>152491011
Would you sit on Miho?
Can someone clarify this for me? Are all of the girls in the series Japanese? Like even Kay, Darjeeling, and Katyusha? They all have blonde, brown, and whatever hair colors. Not to mention, they match the cultural identities of the schools they attend.
>>152491710
In addition to reclining and sleeping on!
It's hilarious how scary Nonna and Katyusha can be
What did she mean by this
I love black-haired Erwin!
>>152484922
Momo deserves love and respect. Don't be a jerk.
Is there anything close to something like real Sensahdo?
>>152484873
I want Erika and Miho to make up and become friends
>>152491987
>>152492318
Paintball?
>>152492474
Yukari is such a sperg. She deserves light bullying.
>>152493082
>>152492882
>>152492523
Despite the fact you called us shitposters, here's your render.
>>152493162
thanks, anon. it's everything i could have hoped for!
>>152493199
No problem. I usually lurk around GuP threads, though I like to stick around the Shimada one for now seeing as it's quieter and there's less shitposting here (i.e. non-stop talk about fagfag) or whatever.
So yeah, for future reference if you need any renders
Looks like Standardizer the shitty admin unedited the wiki page for Mika. It was fun while it lasted.
RIP Mika Shimada Wiki Page
>>152493910
at least she'll always be a Shimada in Japanese.
God damnit I just read the whole thing. I wish I didn't.
>>152493946
Oh fucking lord, I hope that fucking moron admin doesn't notice. I got banned 1000 years for posting a comment asking why the page got changed.
Dude is on a powertrip of massive proportions
>>152493946
Well, as long as that's there, I'll keep this picture in handy.
>>152493910
>cryptic proverbs
Since when was saying that the wind did everything a proverb?
>>152494082
It's not. The guys who run that wiki do so terribly and with some shitty facts and grammar.
The very fact that Mika Shimada is still there says a lot.
>>152493162
Looks pretty average tbqh, what's with all the white shit on the edges?
>>152495235
I dunno. I did this in like 10 minutes because no one else was doing it for the anon who asked. I'm not someone who usually does this type of shit
>>152494910
God damn. tan girls are fucking perfect. I want to lick her abs
I want to make love to Pepperoni and make her blush when I tell her I love her
>>152490509
How did that anorexic looking woman gave birth to two healthy girls?
>>152496414
The same way Chiyo gave birth to Mika and Arisu without losing her body shape
Those Shimada and Nishizumi genes are good for strength
>>152496860
>>152496414
I wonder if Mika and Arisu's father worries about his daughters seeing as one is socially inept and the other is a hobo
>>152485468
Just ridicule it.
For example, imagine the student council sitting around their burning Hetzer and roasting potatoes on sticks.
>>152485468
>Bad art
If you think that's bad art you just haven't seen enough doujinshi.
It's mediocre, nothing more and nothing less. But the rest of your post is right on point.
>>152495786
>that Caesar
>>152497434
It is bad art though, there's lots of really really bad art though. You're just setting your bar too low Anon.
>>152497501
If you wanna see bad art, look at the covers of the first GuP manga. The characters looks so bad it almost stopped me from picking it up. The tanks are pretty nice though, and that's probably why the artist got that job in the first place.
>>152497682
And you're probably right, the tanks was exactly why he was chosen to do it. TKs art is bad, but that doesn't mean the worst.
>>152497682
It's way better in his Maginot and Erika manga, though.
>Confess to Erika
>Get kicked to the ground
Is there any way to make her love me?
>>152498042
You must defeat her in a all-night endurance contest.
I want to date this tan mechanic tomboy
>>152498042
Maybe if you can catch her in a weak moment and cheer her up. Just be there for her.
>>152498130
How does one confess to Pepperoni? I think she might be slightly oblivious to my confession
>>152498740
The "I'll play along" line here always bothers me
It's more in line with "I'll give you advice"
>>152491708
http://www.panssarimuseo.fi/kehys-e.html
>>152498808
So you just basically tell her, "I like you, Pepperoni" and then I assume she'll blush and ask if you're kidding. Then she'll look up and say, "Really?" where you hug her and she starts to panic but accepts it.
Except this will never happen. Just fucking kill me.
>>152498970
God damn the Finns stole a lot of tanks, but those are pretty fresh
>>152498130
Just that Erika would likely explode in anger if anyone sees her in a weak moment, at least anyone she isn't already very close with, or Maho, to who she probably never say a bad word.
I want Shizuka to ride me like a horse!
>>152499970
Rin, please. She's already doing that.
>>152500397
What in the earth kind of shit art is this
>>152499970
Chances that Shizuka appears in Season 2?
>>152501941
is that even canon?
>>152501941
That would be Mizushima trolling his audience. I'd rate it medium-high.
>>152501941
God I hope so, just imagine how beautiful she would sound~~!
>>152502090
>>152502052
Who would Shizuka's seiyu be in this case?
>>152502003
Eh, it's a bit iffy. No one really knows but Ribbon Warrior does get the scoop on some things that didn't appear until the movie.
>>152491011
that had better be a left-hand drive car. otherwise, that's mako's seat
>>152501941
As a small cameo of a literature girl in a library daydreaming about having "tankathlon" adventures
>>152478696
sleep on the couch, quit next morning, and find a better job
>>152478696
Why isn't Mika there, cuddling in the same bed with her sister?
>>152502330
Because nobody cares for your retarded fanfiction
>>152502330
>sisters
>>152492318
>>152502500
>>152502357
They're sisters because they both came from this same vagina
>>152502330
I wonder if I'll be the focus of "Final Chapter"?
Yareyare, What are you saying?
It's definitely going to be about me.
>>152502579
The ultimate troll:
>Show Chiyo and Alice together in the sunset.
>Mika walks up to them
>Camera pans in on Alice's face
>Alice: Do I know you?
>>152502505
Putin is making GuP real?
Fagfag made me feel loved.
>>152502732
it's a good start, although it's just driving and shooting at stationary targets.
but, still, i have more good news. look at how the participants of the first tank biathlon have painted their tanks in an homage to ooarai's practice match against st. gloriana!
>>152502547
" (Mika) Was joked about being related to the Shimada family by some of the fans of GuP. This is non-canonical but there are several very interesting similarities."
>>152502933
>Actually believing the words of a Wiki page with spelling and grammatical errors
The fact that I was able to edit that shit and say she was a vampire indicates how poorly run that entire fucking site was
>>152502976
if i remember correctly there was never any evidence that Mika and Alice was related, if so please share
>>152503093
I don't even believe the theory but it's interesting to say the least. I think it would add an interesting twist to parallel Miho and Maho
>>152503145
i agree, but don't you think its a little bold to claim something like that without any "real" evidence?
>>152503307
I never said it was real to begin with. Half the shit here is posted jokingly. I don't believe anything unless it comes from the Word of God or appears in the series itself.
>>152503359
>Half the shit here is posted jokingly
shit man, don't you think its hard to tell over the internet?
>>152503483
BLUE BOARD
Do you think Hana would actually enjoy sex with Hanafag? Or we she just opt to have threesomes with Saori and Saorifag?
>>152503829
Hana does not believe in sex
>>152502844
Is this real?
>>152504021
it's real.
>>152503829
Rude, Hana loves Hanafag.
>>152502844
I dunno, is there a way to create bullets that explode and damage tanks but don't fuck up people?
Even rubber tank pellets will split you in half
>>152503145
On one hand, Mika and Arisu makes sense.
On the other hand, doesn't this really just seem like a bad case of sameface?
>>152504267
like i said, it's just driving and shooting at stationary targets, like winter biathlon, but with tanks instead of rifles and skis.
>>152504267
carbon coating
>>152477381
What is this and where can I find it?!
>>152504593
Can you explain what that does? I am not a science man.
>>152503093
Interesting tidbit. The person who does the art for GuP is named Fumika Shimada. Mike is short for Fumika in Japan, and almost all art with just Miho, Maho, and Alice also happens to always involve Mika.
So there's a little trivia
>>152505100
the tanks have carbon coating so nobody can get hurt
>>152505100
Because graphene and carbon nanotubes n shit makes for very effective armor.
>>152505100
but like i said before, its not enough to claim something like two characters being blood related
>>152484601
>the only value of a recon vehicle in battle is its own offensive capabilities
Pffffffft
>>152491020
Usually it isn't. Neither is active sonar operator.
Just that Continuation's BT-42 is a bit... peculiar.BTW, that's fucking canon. I fucking wish I was joking.
Would you save your Guppie from a financial situation?
>>152506624
Yes, if she needs my help in any way shape or form, I will be more than happy to help her.
>>152506624
>Kay
>needing money
In any case i'll be the one asking her for money.
>>152508469
What is she going to ask from you in return?
>>152508616
I don't think she will mind helping me, but no doubt she will ask for some favor later.
>>152509497
What kind of favour?