How would breeding with dragons work? They are reptiles and we

When they transform to human form they alter their bodies to become breedable with humans.

>>152460979
Who is the target audience for this anime? Not furfags I hope.

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Dragons existing in the first place is the bigger question

>>152461002
Me.

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>>152460954
We solved that a while ago.

>>152461036
It doesn't solve anything, go back to fucking school.

>>152460954

They're not reptiles, since reptiles are tetrapods.

Also, dragons are fictional. Except for the mighty komodo dragon!

>>152460954
Dragons don't actually exist, so who are you to dictate what a fantasy creature can or cannot do? Dragons could be scaly mammals at the writer's whim.

>>152460954
Magik

>>152460954
They're both girls anyway. They can't create any babies, period.

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>>152461172
This

>>152461220
small bomb

>>152461228
Boku no dragon maid

>>152461228
Boku no Pico

>>152461002
>>152461027

Me too.

>>152461002
She's no more a furry than a goddamn catgirl, christ

>>152461002
>furry
you need to get out of the public education system anon if you think that scales are fur

>>152460954
You put the fertilized egg into her cloaca and wait.

>>152461228
Dyke Dragon to Dragon Loli

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>>152461002
>>152461257
>>152461288

>>152460954
Dragon magic. Dragons can do pretty much anything if they want to.

>they are reptiles
Are they? they could be part of the same group the dinosaur are.

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>>152461330
Talbain is a furry?

>>152461367
They lay eggs senpai. So you tell me.

>>152461350
"dragon" is pretty loose term in this verse. Lucoa is a god but have a winged dragon form and referred as a dragon.

But yeah, Tohru have her entourage are pretty much capable to do a lot of stuff with their magic, being the alpha in their realm and all.

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>>152461391
A lot of animals lay eggs and are not reptiles, see birds, some mammals, etc

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>>152461002
>being this stupid

>>152461410
the platypus is god's joke after watching hxh

>>152461441
>kyoani's character has the most unique artstyle among them
fucked my brainpussy good

Breeding with dragons is not a big deal according to fantasy. More importantly how do 2 females breed?

>>152461474
The dragon could use magic to give their female partner penis, there's like 2 chapter of it.

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>>152461486

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>>152461486
>it's magic
Ofc silly me.

>>152461367
>Reptiles
Draconomicon (D&D 3.5, 2003) says that the outwards appearance is reptilian but most of the other parts are more feline-like.
Reptilians are also usually cold-blooded but dragons are warm-blooded. Since dragons do not sweat, they store the excess heat as energy in an organ that creates the elemental activity inside the dragon's body, ie. the breath weapon.

>>152460954
>fucking magical dragons from another dimension
>can transform at will
>shoots motherfucking laserbeams out of their mouth
and DNA is what you're worrying about?

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Is this translation accurate? Pls no.

>>152461618
Perfectly accurate.

>>152460954
>lift tail
>dick in pussy
>pump action
>release the juice
>magic
>half dragon babies

>>152461644
Really? Doesn't make much sense to me in the context of the conversation.

>>152461653
性的にです

>>152461653
She wants to make sure Kobayashi knows she want to fuck her.

>>152460954
Reptiles and mammals are both fish. Close enough.

>>152460979
But what if she gets pregnant and then changes forms?

>>152461006
Elves can't breed with orcs? I've been lied to all this time...

>>152461868
Ah, question once asked by Ranma 1/2 fans.

>what happen if female ranma got pregnant? What happen if Pregnant ranma splashed with hot water?

>>152461931
Japanese orcs are different species.

>>152460954
>They are reptiles and we are mammals
Magic aside, I think it depends on what type of dragon it is.

If its a chinese dragon, which is more of a chimera than reptile, it might be possible.

>>152461652
Like throwing a hotdog in a hallway....on fire.

>>152461652
Why on earth was "lift tail" the lewdest sounding one to me?!

Is it just me or KyoAni made the show a lot more warmer compared to the crassness of the manga.

Takemoto seems to be doing an Amagi all over again. Not that I'll complain. Amagi anime was miles better than the source material. If he can pull the same thing for Maidragon then that will be nice. I'd love to see a meaningful theme be set in place aside.

I want to breed with the chubby loli dragon.

>>152460954
Don't matter, because is not het that Tohru will intercourse

>>152462274
I think the warmness is better than the crassness, so I don't mind.

>>152461653
The joke here was that it was a reversal of the usual "I don't mean sexually" phrase.
She's saying she wants to make love to Kobayashi.
I don't really get how you mistook the context here, it was a very blunt joke.

>>152462274
I dropped the manga but i'm enjoying the anime a ton so far, it's leagues better to me.

>>152461653
>>152462652

Later there is Iruru, the dragon that give Kobayashi penis and stated her current goal in life is to mate and breed with Kobayashi.

This show is the greatest thing KyoAni has ever made; fuck Hibigay Eufagium

I want to breed a dragon and have my own Kanna.

>>152462274
I remember reading an article a while ago arguing that 'heartwarming' is the thing Takemoto does best.
That's a really useful trait in comedy, because it's easy for comedic characters to come across as jackasses unless you do a good job of making them sympathetic.

>>152460954
We just have to try it until it works.

I just want Kobayashi to try her tail.

you can always satisfy yourself with her breast-pussy
D FOR DRAGON

>>152462924
But this show has gay too.

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>>152462259
Because.

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>>152460954
Is it weird that I just want to motorboat those Dragons non-sexually?

>>152464145
http://imgur.com/a/ivYSg

>>152461289
That sounds so dirty, not sure if I should fap to this kind of fantasy.

>>152461652
>dick in pussy
It's a reptile right? So wouldn't it be cloaca?

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>>152465256
That's not the dragon I wish to motorboat.

I'd even take the stacked shorty.

>>152467182
Nah,that one I'd motorboat sexually

>>152460954
Fertilize her egg, like the humans do, later she lays the egg from her cloaca, in dragon form, wait a few weeks. Then you got a monster half breed.

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>>152467224
Same.
Ara Ara who is just acting ditzy is my dream.

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>>152461618
Why does everyone want to breed with Kobayashi?

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kanna kanna

>>152467532
She's cute and nice.

>>152467532

>Producer: Hey, we need to keep churning out harems, but the otaku feel threatened by any male no matter how weak, stupid and permavirgin we make them!
>Mangaka: What if we make the MC a girl?

>>152467532
she's a lesbian

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>>152460954
>How would breeding with dragons work?

It just does.

>>152467826
You need to cast a much wider net if you want to bait anyone with a brain.

>>152467985
It's true though. Kobayashi's personality is that of an apathetic male harem lead. Nakamura's character even says hanging out with her is just like hanging out with a dude. This could work with a Kobayashi of either gender, and the fact that they chose her to be a she seems like they just want to switch things up just a tiny bit.

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>>152467826

>>152468133

That's kinda cool though.

>>152468133
>Supervisor Mr.s
>Wears a skirt

I uh

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>>152461006
>Humans can breed with Dragons
>But not with Kobolds

Magic.
Fingers.
Orgasms.
https://exhentai.org/g/973436/eafa89a1da/

>>152467182
That's a snake though.

>>152468042
>Programmer
>not apathetic and dead inside

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>>152461006
>mfw nymphs

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>>152461006
>Can breed with celestials
Yes, please.

Inject her tail or vag with my semen syringe.

>>152461330
tfw I'm okay with all of these.

So far down the rabbit hole.

>>152461330
Kemonomimi are monstergirls too.

Monstergirl takes everything between Elf and furry, not including the last one.

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>this is an adult dragon

>>152468133
That's fucking hilarious, I figured the author of this might be a little strange but going off that he seems like a cool guy.

>>152468042
Because they then have an excuse for her to not go lesbian, instead of a beta male mc who'd stutter and blush his way out of any sexual situations

>>152468526
what the fuck is that thing

>>152468604
A chaos dragon that sucks at transformation magic.

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>>152468621
She just wants love.

>>152468526
Well, a child could never wear that kind of underwear.

Kyoani trying to introduce a dragon fetish. I can only imagine the doujins.

>>152468509
>Kemonomimi are monstergirls too.
No, not really
They are just humans with a few animal features, usually no more than tails or ears
Monster girls have more features, and I'd honestly say that furries are more likely to be monster girls than kemonomimi

>>152467532

Will the anime get to oppai loli?

>>152470351
Not a first person source but from what I heard unfortunately no. Which is a shame, because apparently she turns Kobayashi into a canon futa so that everyone can finally fuck her.

>>152470064
Human females don't have animal features.

If they're not human females or furries they're monstergirls.

>>152470351
Nope.

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>>152470382
She wants the magic d.

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>>152467548
I wanna breed Kanna

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Should we get a sacrifice for best girl?

>>152470444
Me too.

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>>152470494
I offer myself.

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>>152461002
Are scalefags a thing?

>>152470494
Quetzalcoatl/Kukulcan actually banned blood sacrifices, he was too attached to humans.

That's the reason they got him drunk and he raped hus sister.

Lucoa goes with this myth on having a soft spot for humans.

>>152470773
It depends on the region. I agree that Quetzalcoatl was actually very chill compared to other gods, in facts, his legend resembles a lot of that of Jesus. But there were some people that did sacrifices

>>152460954
The main character is a girl anyway, they can't breed anyway

>>152471005
Not without magical penis.

>>152468235
probably was just "-san" in the raw and the translator didn't look very closely at the bunny(?)'s clothes

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>>152461006

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>>152471005
>The main character is a girl anyway, they can't breed anyway

You underestimate dragon magic.

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Not like people arent trying anyway

>>152471296
What the hell is wrong with Florida

>>152471296
Topkek. This is why we need sexbots.

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Would you

>>152471296
God bless you, Florida Man.

>>152471296
What does alligator pussy feel like

>>152471351
I don't see the mass appeal of alligator sex bots

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>>152471296
Not the only one either

>>152471441
The dude just wanted something to fuck. Sex bots will fix this problem. Plus if someone really has an alligator or whatever fetish there will surely be skins for them.

>>152471400
Yes.

>>152471400
Just a bite, I'm really interested to see how it tastes.

>>152461006
Gwendolyn FM Kestrel needs to stop having sex with Fey.

>>152471479
iirc the story was that the alligator attacked the guy then he somehow tied it up and said that "next time you try to kill a man you better finish it, you're my bitch now forever"

>>152471296

This guy was molesting the alligator in his back yard. His neighbors heard him yelling: "When you try to kill a man you'd best finish the job. You're my bitch now"

Fucking legend

>>152468530
>he

I want to leglock a dragon girl and ensure the future of her species

>>152471613
well.. fair enough
I won't judge the man

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>>152471437
I'm more concerned about the parrot. With most parrot species, both sexes have internal reproductive organs, so they possess a cloaca.
Mating parrots can hence be compared to two scissoring lesbians, rubbing their cloaca onto each other.
Now imagine the size of that and a dick going in there, it must be tight as shit.

>>152471642
>and ensure the future of her species
They're practically immortal.

>>152471686
as far as age goes, sure, but she was close to death by violence

>>152471686
Not if they run into God

>>152471676
wait. that's not how your supposed to do it?

>>152471712
Hence the "practically".

>>152471718
Joking about all of us being little girls aside, Alligators are actually different.
Apparently males have an eternally erect penis.

Kobayashi will renounce her humanity and turn into a dragon by the end of the manga.

>>152471805
Then get fucked pregnant by thick dragon schlongs and lay a bunch of eggs for tohru

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNMq8XS4LhE

>>152471805
>Implying this manga will have an ending

It's the type of manga that just gets cancelled.

>>152471882
Really made me think.

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>>152471805

>>152467182
Do you think she is gonna reproduce with the shota??

>>152472006
Deep, it means Tohru loves her how she is.

>>152472102
Tooru is not a lesbian, she's just Kobayashisexual.

>>152472044
Nah.

She plays it safe as in pull out game strong.

Amazon position though is her favorite.

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>>152472044
Doubtful. The shota is #2pure.

>>152460954
Magic.
And hey, in DnD dragons can breed with fucking anything by changing shape.
Like horses, goblins, humans or mayflies.
A Dragon maid is nothing compared to that (except in terms of greatness).

this show makes me really uncomfortable,
I cant say why though.

>>152472044

The shota is this anime's Sire Mahiro - he suspects Lady Luccoa to in truth be a terrible Frenchman.

>>152460954
Magical dicks tend to solve that problem. Kobayashi will be the mother

>>152472525
In a good or bad way?

>>152472458

>dem eyes

>>152472309
How does that contradict what I said?

Why is the femMC so unattractive

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>>152472629
>unattractive
Kobayashi is cute. CUUUTE!

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>>152470444
Kanna is too lewd.

>>152472629
What are you talking about, she's cute. Perfect wife material as in it would be actually comfy to spend life with her.

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>>152472707
>>152472814
Go to bed Tohru.

>>152472835
I dont have a bed, I sleep on a pile of trash

>>152472782
>AWW YESSSSS
Nice, I didn't see that the first time.

>>152461618
Hetfags get out

>>152461618
It's platonic anyway.
Not even male Kobayashi or Kobayashi under aphrodisiacs end up having sex.

>>152472782
They won't censor the "loli" dragon and loli girl action, right?

>>152473208
All that would happen is rough, violent intercourse that would last for hours and end up with fertilization, of course, we're talking about platonic intercourse here.

>>152473208
>male Kobayashi
???
Explain, Kobayashi is clearly female.

>>152473305
see
>>152471293

Iruru gave Kobayashi a dick for a chapter or two.

>>152473324
OK, I won't touch the manga with a ten foot pole.

>>152473355
Yeah. I'm sure that a more powerful dragon (like Tooru) could legitimately change Kobayashi's gender if they wanted, but Iruru only made her a futa.

>>152473406
Haha what

>>152461006
>Dragons can breed with literally anything
fucking how??

>>152473464
Also the crazy hormones.

>>152461036
That thread changed my life

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>>152473617
Genetics have no place in magical settings.

>>152461006
>elves can't breed with goblins or orcs
>humans can't breed with goblins
Bullshit

>>152473464
No, it was a full genderbend. Her not looking any different otherwise is just part of the long running joke about her being androgynous. Kobayashi even refers to herself as a guy in that chapter and tells Tooru hes going to teach her about maids from a male perspective.

>>152473689
but that chart is for species that can be breed *without* the use of magic

>>152461060
Yes it does. Woman gets artifically inseminated with viable dragon sperm and therefore gets pregnant with dragon born.

>>152461330
>Fatal Fury out of nowhere
Giggled.

>>152460954
Well you can't make me NOT TO TRY

>>152470444
>Lolicon loli
KyoAni is breaking new grounds here as never before

>>152470723
go on...

>>152471642
You're the one leglocking?
Tricky eh

>>152472006
I want to buy Elma ice cream.

>>152472835
You don't need to be a dragon to realize how great Kobayashi is.

I want her to tame me too.

>>152461006
>humans cannot breed with dwarves
>but can breed with ficking fishes

>>152477850
Seeing how well he and his human get along makes me think this is the start of gay monster/human couples.

I wonder who is the big spoon.

>>152460954
Their eggs would need to be fertilized either way so you are wrong.

>>152472707
>KMB art in 2017

Surprising

Seems there will be a lot of anime original scenes in episode 3

What kind of OC do you want to see in Maidragon?

>>152478084
I'm curious if dragons are all pansexual or something
I forget if that's ever addressed in the manga

>>152477850
Fafnir needs more screentime. He's quite literally the best character in the manga and he hardly gets any screentime. It's quite upsetting.

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I feel the need to pleasure this god.

>>152479703
Are you a little boy?

>>152479703
Quetzalcoatl was the only god that tried to prevent the human sacrifice thing in Aztec myths but she was drugged and raped her sister.
>>152479895
She only wants a little boy, yet only big boys can appreciate her. GODDAMN IT!!!!

>>152479095
A half dragon boy who thinks he's the destined hero, tries to find Tooru to fight her, and subsequently gets scolded by Kobayashi. He becomes like Elma; easily pushed away by a silly/stupid reason, except he's condescending all the time about how he's the strongest.

>>152479951
That sounds fucking horrible. Please don't ever try to write stories, Anon.

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>>152479950
She fulfills a lot of my fetishes.

>>152480032
Hey, he asked for an OC, not a well-written character.

I love Kanna sexually.

>>152479095
A holy knight come to the human world to slay Tooru, but finds that she's been easily tamed by Kobayashi. He still goes through with the battle, but ends up just bopping her on the head like a child as her "divine punishment." He then trusts Kobayashi to keep the dragons in line and leaves.

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Hey guys, I've gotta go get some food. I'll just leave this loli dragon here.
Be sure to take care of her.

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My Chihuahua looks very much like this.

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>>152480409

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>>152480409
Oh I'll take care of her alright.

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There will be some melancholic chapters. With KyoAni you can expect them to amp up the emotions and make us cry.

>>152473261
Everything points towards it being censored.
We will know it soon enough, if they cut out naked Kanna, then certainly.
I'd say just don't expect them to animate it.

>>152480586
>What if Kobayashi-san dies?

>>152480586
I don't reckon a titfetish anime can make me cry, no.

Is Tooru the most forward character yet?

There's no finagling around about the whole lesbian thing and no other male love interests.

>>152480618
Tooru going to hell and dragging her back home.

>>152473617
They keep their dragon genes when they polymorph, but also gain the genes of whatever form they are taking.

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>>152480545
OH MY GOD.

WHAT DID YOU FAGGOTS DO?

>>152478538
It's because Kobayashi's VA is the same as Sonya's

>>152461061
>since reptiles are tetrapods.
>snakes are not reptiles

>>152480687
It wasn't me, I swear. She was there just a second ago

>>152460954
magic

>>152481156
But snakes had legs to begin with, and they disappeared over time (they're still visible as stubs or lumps on some mutations, and the bones are still visible). Growing an extra pair where none existed prior is much harder

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>>152473617
If you want the actual D&D reason, it's because divine existences can breed with anything (for a similar reason Celestials and Fiends can breed with anything except each other, because they are mutually incompatible).
Dragons in D&D are actually in a complicated position of all being demidemidemi(etc.)gods. Every single dragon is descended from either Bahamut the Platinum Dragon or Tiamat the Polychromatic Dragon, who themselves are the children of the ancient god Io the Ninefold Dragon (also called Asgorath, the Great Eternal Wheel).
The dragons are much distant from their great ancestors, but they retain the divine spark deep, deep within them, and it's enough to make them universally compatible.
A fun little aside, supremely powerful dragons can activate their divine lineage and achieve godhood under their own power (without acquiring an existing divine portfolio or permission from an overgod like everyone else who wants to become a god).

Dragons are big deals in Dungeons & Dragons. You may guess this from the title.

>>152481522
Are they a bigger deal than dungeons?

>>152481585
In most settings.
Dungeons are extremely important though too. Anyone who's anyone owns a dungeon guarded by hundreds of deadly traps and monsters and stores all their best stuff in the middle.
One of the Outer Planes, the Tarterian Depths of Carceri, is literally just the biggest dungeon in the multiverse.

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>>152481700
Can D&D be played as a sexual conquest?

>>152481700
>tfw your party had a huge plot set up to rescue one of your fellow party member's mentor from being held prisoner in fucking Carceri
>Player loses spark and quits, wasting a lot of our play time setting up a really cool side quest that would have been all about him (possibly solving his spark problem too)
Fuck you, Dan.

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ニコ生、小林さんちのメイドラゴン２話。『とても良かった』93.6％。おおお！ 大幅に上がった！

>>152481885
If you have a DM willing to do that

There are a few stories on /tg/ of ERP campaigns, which are usually creepy since it's an amalgamation of everyone's strange fetishes mashed together awkwardly.

>>152481971
I guess I'm just thinking of something like CoC but with less linearity.

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>>152462909
>Later there is Iruru, the dragon that give Kobayashi penis and stated her current goal in life is to mate and breed with Kobayashi.
Really?
>Looks like a dude
>Acts like a dude
>doesn't have a penis
>has a penis

Why not just have kobayashi be a dude? what's the point of doing this loop around?

>>152482035
Anything is possible since DnD is just imagination with a ruleset.

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>>152481885
If all players are in support of it, you can have as many monstergirls to fuck as you please. It's called ERP.

>>152482081
The author's female, and so she wrote a female office worker as the main character.

Not really that difficult to understand.

>>152482081
To show that having a penis would actually cause Kobayashi to lust over her dragons.

>>152482081
Kobayashi was only a dude for a chapter or two. Also, the mangaka, Cool Kyoushinsha, prefers lesbian relationships in his manga.

>>152482255
>his manga
>his

>>152482255
>Kobayashi was only a dude for a chapter or two.
This makes more sense then I guess.

But still, not a fan of dykes.

>>152482081
t. self inserter

>>152482281
That's what bakaupdates says. Like hell am I going to do research on anything.

https://www.mangaupdates.com/authors.html?id=17274

>>152482344
I'm not a fan of you

>>152480687
>WHAT DID YOU FAGGOTS DO?
I'm sorry, but we were too gay. Just too damn gay.

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>>152468407
SHE IS MINE!

>>152470382
I understand that isnt Futa, but full on gender bender.

>>152470970
Probably because they though that as a god, and seeing the rest, he also needed blood sacrifices, but the great Q was the only one that didnt ask for those in any way.

>>152471908
talking about that, I havent see a update for a while, what happen?

>>152482606
It got licenced.

>>152479950
>she was drugged and raped her sister.

and because of that, he/she left the earth and promised to return one day.

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I wonder how tasty Dragon tail is.

>>152482667
Ah fucking damn it.

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>>152480687
Oh I think I found her! Is this what she looked like?

>>152482255
still does some good shota doujins.

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>>152482785
By god, all that's left of her is a keychain.

>>152482785
that is a ballsack

>>152483516
It's just a fuzzy ball anon

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>>152482785
>>152483516
>"Oh! That's where my testicle went!"

I would have posted Barney instead, but I fear that may be a bannable offense at this point.

Tail comes out of?

>>152482432
I'm not a fan of you either

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>>152483939
Typically it is an extension of the spinal colomn emerging from above the pelvis.
So, small of the back, right above the buttcrack.

MC even lesbian or will it always just be the clingy dragon for comedy?

>>152485266
Miss Kobayashi is not for sexual!

>>152485266
She hasn't reciprocated properly yet in the manga.
She sees Tohru more as family than anything else I think, Kobayashi is more lonely than desperate.

>>152461006
>Humans might be able to breed with centaurs
>Humans can't breed with dwarfs
>Humans can't breed with gnomes
>Humans can't breed with goblins
>Humans can't breed with halflings
>Humans can't breed with hobgoblins
>Humans can't breed with Minotaurs

>Humans can definitely breed with dragons
wut

>>152485588
dragons are for fug

>>152461445
>>152461410

But they're not mammals, they're monotremes. Mammals do not lay eggs, ever, for it's not part of the definition.

>>152485684
>Monotremes are basal mammals that lay eggs (Prototheria) instead of giving birth to live young like marsupials (Metatheria) and placental mammals (Eutheria). The only surviving examples of monotremes are all indigenous to Australia and New Guinea, although there is evidence that they were once more widespread. The existing monotreme species are the platypus and four species of echidnas. There is currently some debate regarding monotreme taxonomy.

>>152485684
>But they're not mammals, they're monotremes.
Monotremes are mammals though. They're a sub category of mammals.

>>152485754
>>152485740

Understood.

Though the platypus lacks the mammalian sex-determining gene SRY, a study found that the mechanism of sex determination is the AMH gene on the oldest Y chromosome. A draft version of the platypus genome sequence was published in Nature on 8 May 2008, revealing both reptilian and mammalian elements, as well as two genes found previously only in birds, amphibians, and fish.

What is wrong with this countries animals.

>>152485868
australium

>>152483516
L i t e r a l l y
Blue balled

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>>152460954
>How would breeding with dragons work? They are reptiles and we are mammals. Our DNA won't create a baby.
SOME /tg/FAG POST THAT IMAGE

THE ONE IMAGE THAT SHOWS THAT DRAGON DNA IS COMPATIBLE WITH EVERY OTHER LIVING SPECIES

>>152486590
Are you referring to the third post in this thread

>>152486590

>>152461006

>>152486682
>>152486677
thank fucking god

>>152486590
It was like the third post in this thread

>>152460954
>our dna won't create a baby.
Not with that attitude, try harder!

>>152461931
How many times do the orcs cum inside in most hentai to no consequence?

>>152473768
Those were moon gobbos
>>152477559
>>152485588
This

>>152479411
The next ep will have the Christmas party and he's a central part of that scene nigga

>>152460954
Seriously, how am I supposed to do butt stuff with a tail that big?

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>>152471296
you just made Steve Irwin super proud in heaven, florida m8

gold bless ya

>>152471350
nothing wrong with best state

unless you're caliFAGnia

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Is this yuri?

>>152480608
>>152473261
It'd most likely just be the loli parts and that's it.

>>152487576
Yes, but there won't be any commitment in the end. No kissu.

>>152487576
The dragon is yuri.
The MC is pretty much just a friend

Besides, bros don't fuck

>>152460954
I'd hate to see the electricity bill.

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>>152487676
>>152487726
Oh... what about the other characters? The loli seems pretty gay.

>>152487879
McTitties tries to seduce a shota
Kanna does get vaguely lewd with a classmate in her kindergarten class

>>152487879
It's the same for all of them.
Very obvious pandering to specific groups, but no commitment to them.
>MC Dragon is full on /u/, but the MC woman is not into it
>Loli Dragon ends up with another loli in some explicit /u/, but they never go anywhere with it
>Titty Dragon ends up with a shouta that she clearly wants to "eat" but they never do more than tease
>Unicorn Dragon just follows in the MC Dragon's footsteps trying to fuck the human who doesn't want it
>Only male dragon gets put into a pretty /y/ situation but nothing comes of it

This series is just MADE of teasing.

>>152487999
you forgot the oppai loli, who also wants to impregnate mc

>>152488039
Oh, I thought that was the Unicorn dragon with the fish tail from the opening.

I haven't read the series, just seen people talking about it and seen these first two episodes.

>>152488090
Oh, no, she's different. I actually forgot she existed until she showed up in the op.

kind-of-evil oppai loli shows up and wants to prove that humans can't be trusted so she gives kobayashi a dick, thinking she'll end up raping tohru or kanna

they fight with her and she stops being evil but she says she wants to impregnate them

>>152488209

So the dragons just want to fuck anything, sexuality isn't a thing to them?

>>152488311
i don't really think their sexuality is brought up, but probably

she talks about wanting to continue her lineage etc

>>152488346

But if it's DnD like, then they can breed with literally anything. From the names I saw during the first two episodes they are drawing from every cultures fiction, so I guess nailing down what bits and pieces are 'true' for this story will take time.

>>152488394
Their "home world" isn't brought up all that much aside from there being "good dragons" and "evil dragons" (tohru is "evil", by the way), maybe she just wants to fuck her because she's a "good" human?

>>152487576
It's like Tenchi Muyo
all of the lady dragons want to fuck the MC but the MC is too sexually repressed to reciprocate with any of them

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how does she even poop with that giant tail in the way?

>>152488708
She can hide the tail.

>>152488708
just put her tail right besides your shoulder and open your hands wide.

>>152460954

Dragons have magic DNA.

They can breed with anything. Anything.

People. Mushrooms. Dogs. Cats. Statues.

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>>152481971

Do dragons have liquidy poop like birds?

>>152490111
>Do dragons have liquidy poop like birds?
Strangely, it is one of the things the manga actually settles. They have spherical solid poops.

>>152490370
so they're rabbits

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>>152485740
Why does Australia have all of the weird animals?

>>152481971

It feels so weird meeting another fa/tg/uy on /tv/, explaining concepts that have been known to us since the dawn of time.

>>152490493
Our home is girt by sea.

>>152490493
The male platypus is also venomous, so it can kill you just as well as any other animal here.

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>>152490863
Who's Gert

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>>152491025
What's a drop bear?

NEW EPISODES WHENNNNNNNNNNN

>>152491476
A large bear that lives in trees, waiting for unsuspecting people to wander or camp beneath them. They are quite savage.

>>152461006
I want to see a minotaur sprite hybrid.

>>152482255
>prefers lesbian relationships in his manga.
but all his/her doujins are about shotas almost literally drowning in giant tits

>>152492353
well we have quetz for that

>>152461036
>masturbating to Esdeath

>>152491476
An Australian cryptid. It's basically a predatory Koala that drops onto you when you walk under trees.

>>152482255
>Also, the mangaka, Cool Kyoushinsha, prefers lesbian relationships in his manga.
>Ojojojo
>About an old fashioned guy hooking up with an Ojou.
>Danna ga Nani
>About a girl who married an Otaku guy.
>Fukumaden
>About a Princess who's part of the male Hero's harem and wants to be the last one pregnant so she can claim him as her husband after the others are sent home.
>Komor-san
>She hooks up with the manlet.
>Rabuta
>Fat guy meets girl.

For every yuri manga he makes, he has a straight manga as well. The romance is usually the focus in them as well while in his yuri series it's played off as part of the humor typically.

Overall though the dude just likes big tits.

>>152492793
Does it have boxing punches too?

>>152492954
>Overall though the dude just likes big tits.
This is a bit of an understatement

he fucking loves massive tits so big they could kill a small child from weight alone

>>152493146
and he prefers them on lolis it seems like based on his porn.

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>>152493243
Lolis were his previous preference

>>152492064
>Bloodthirsty bears glomping down from trees.
Holy shit Australia.

>>152493437
I hope he never stops loving big tits on lolis, his doujins are great.

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I need more fap material, this wait feels like an eternity. I need more Tooru nudes.

Please, Kyoani, don't fuck up the bath scene.

>>152492954
>Komor-san

Shit, I was wondering why Tooru looked as damn familiar, they are basically clones with a pallet swap and a couple dragon parts added.

>>152493437
He says he prefers huge breasts, he never said what body type and has a ton of oppai lolis.

>>152491025
Platypus venom isn't potent enough to kill a person it will just hurt.

>>152470773
>>152470970
Who are you guys?

>>152461006
>Humans can't breed with dwarves
Kek. Tell that to my neighbors.

>>152493630
Don't expect any nipples
it's TV anime after all

>>152460954
NOT WITH THAT ATTITUDE YOU CANT

Magical lesbian spawn