/a/xis cult thread praise Aqua

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>>152459916
Aqua-sama please sit on my face!

Sorry I'm part of the Eris cult.

Aqua needs to be put on a leash.

>>152460061
Aqua-sama needs to put me on a leash.

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>>152459916
What kind of slut walks around with no pantsu. That is unacceptable.

>>152459916
>>152459999
>aqua
>panties

heresy.

Why would you need a thread dedicated to retards? You'll find plenty of them here even if you don't try to look.

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I want to drink the night away with Aqua-sama

>>152459916
post bakas

>>152459916
I want to meet an Axis cultist that legitimately believes in the cult, but is also just a normal person. A sort of Yunyun but instead of not being very chunni, the cultist is a pretty normal priest that believes in discipline and helping people. I'd love to see the contrast between them and all the degenerates they share a church with, but even more I'd love to have Aqua actually meet that person and think of them as boring or something.

>>152462044
Discipline is antithetical to the Axis doctrine. An Axis cultist who practices restraint is the same as a Muslim who eats pork or a Jew who just loooooves working on the sabbath.

>>152462044
But Aqua's teachings actively denounce discipline. Hedonism is a core tenant.

>>152459916
Why does she have midget arms?
Normal-sized arms reach halfway down your upper legs, but hers can barely reach her hips.

>>152461887
S L U T

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>>152459916
What the hell is wrong with her ARM!?

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Aqua is a useless goddess that starts crying whenever she doesn't get her way.

WORST.

>>152461186
She does in the LN. The digits you replied to cement it further.

>>152462787
The artists assumes the viewer to be drunk too so distortions in vision might occur but are nothing out of the ordinary.

>aqua
>female ejaculation
>2 results
Damn.

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Fuck, marry, kill.

>>152462867
exactly

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>>152462867
Fuck Aqua, marry Megumin, kill Darkness

>>152462867
>marry Darkness
>fuck Darkness
>kill Aqua
>befriend Yunyun

>>152462867
Fuck Lalatina
Marry Megumin
Kill Aqua since she'll just go back to god world anyways

>>152462787
fetal alcohol syndrome

Widespread among axis cult members.

>>152462867
Fuck Aqua because her body is literally built for hateful, empty, glorious sex and she'd ruin me with her awful money management if I was to marry her.
Marry Megumin because she's cute and I like her personality.
Kill Darkness because realistically I'd never be able to kill someone that took a Megumin's explosion at full force, but she'd enjoy the fuck out of me trying anyway.

Here. Everybody is happy.

>>152462867
I have literally never seen the anime you guys are talking about nor do I know what it's called. It honestly looks like some Sword Art Online shit from the gift and webms I see get posted.

So as someone who has no bias on this show I will pick

Fuck the blonde one
Marry the mage looking one
Kill the blue haired one

Did I get that right?

>>152463089
Killing the blue one is the right choice. She is borderline retarded and wastes all her money and skill points on useless shit.

>>152463089
It's a parody of the isekai (SAO) genre basically. Pretty fun.

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>>152461179
This doujin was fucking great.

You bastards that insult Aqua-Sama beware, you'll be cursed so none of the toilet in your home can be flushed.

>>152463313
That's why nobody loves you, Aqua. Stay away from other people's toilets, you goddamn moron!

>>152463313
If you degrade Aqua she will punish your wicked ways by breaking a water main in your basement. true story

>>152460020
Pui! Pui!

>>152460020
> liking breast pads

>>152463949
>>152464366
I pray that Eris-sama will heal your brain damage.

>>152464366
That really is Eris's greatest sin. She should be proud of her beautiful flat chest.

>>152460020
> Liking bags of sand and coins

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>>152463271

Why is it even called Axis cult? Why not Aqua cult, like Eris?

>>152465261
Because Eris is a cunt and is full of herself

>>152462867
Kill myself.
Marry Eris.
Fuck and have kids with Eris.
Behead those who insult Eris.

>>152462867
Marry Aqua
Love Aqua
Fuck Aqua

>>152465826
Eris cult, religion of peace

>>152462867
Fuck them all
Marry them all
Kill none

Because screw your rules.

>>152465826
Too spicy. Eris cult is as vanilla as it gets.

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>>152459999
checked

her pee probably tastes delicious and pure because she is a goddess. I want her to sit on my face and pee into my mouth.

>>152466249
>Completely nude besides her ass
It's like bizarro Aqua

>>152465261
Because Aqua isn't even a native goddess of that world. Her old job dealt with Japanese teens on Earth, and they brought the Axis cult over to Eris' world. Japs were part of the Axis of Evil so that's why they came up with that cult name when spreading the word of Aqua.

>>152466324
They should be grateful.

Reminder that Aqua-Sama is the senior.
Reminder that eris causes the people in fantasy australia to refuse to reincarnate.
Reminder that Aqua-Sama is only trying to help eris
Reminder that Aqua-Sama gives boost and artifacts while eris is too cheap to give anything.
Reminder that Aqua-Sama is generous with resurrection while eris tries to prevent trashzuma from resurrecting.

>>152466465
Reminder that Chris is the one that spread Kazuma's bad reputation and awful nicknames in town. If you call him Trashzuma you play on team Eris.

>>152459916
>Wiz reveals new converts receive an immediate debuff to their Intelligence stat after joining. Unsurprisingly, Axis Cultists have a reputation for having "brain problems".
Eris Sect is best.

>>152466249
>THICC thighs
>flat butt
>shit personality
I want to hate her, but her thiccness is winning me over.

>>152466886
>Reminder that Aqua-Sama is only trying to help eris
> Aqua
> Created the idea of sending Japanese heroes
> Chooses the LEAST worthy people and gives them cheat powers
> Introduced the completely broken class and level system into Fantasy Australia because "hurr grll gamer exs dee"
> tricked Eris into wearing pads that one time and now every Eris statue has it
> Probably broke the demon seal on Fantasy Australia in the first place
> TRYING TO HELP


RRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>152467042
I don't remember any of this in the LNs

>>152459916
>>152461887
it's easy to forget how shit Aqua is when she is being so cute.

>>152467196
I'd warm her freezing body if you know what I mean.

>>152459999
>>152459916
>posts two pics of aqua
>both with underwear

you fucking suck OP
abort thread

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>>152467196

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A Q U A S A M A

>>152466249
This isn't even aqua, it's the girl from Arpeggio of blue steel

>>152462867
Marry Aqua because she is perfect.
Fuck Megumin.
Kill Darkness, she'd get off anyway and it would be tantamount to sex for her.

>>152462867
Darkness might prefer to be killed tbqh

>>152467083
Sit with me, child.

Any time you have doubt in your heart, just recite this mantra and Eris will be with you always:
It's all Aqua's fault. It's all Aqua's fault.

>>152462867
already in order from left to right :^)

>>152467496
> 60FPS

>>152467561
Its Aqua's fault for giving me this damn heart boner

>>152467364
Nice tetos.

>>152467589
I would if i knew how, Anon.

>>152461179
I don't want to ask for source but i will. Source?

>>152467364
Why is She so adorable, gosh darn it.

eris could only hope to be 10% as good as Her. Thank you based Aqua for making episode three Aqua centric.

>>152462867
Kill all three and marry Rin.

>>152459916
If I join the cult do I get a complimentary facesitting session from Aqua?

>>152469479
Some people get the int loss immediately.

>>152460020
What exactly is Eris' appeal, other than not being Aqua?

>>152462867

Fuck Megumin
Marry Aqua
Kill Darkness

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>>152470002
Fuck Aqua
Marry Darkness
Raise Megumin

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>>152459916
MORE OF THIS ARTIST

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Aqua is for holding hands with in public.

>>152470323
not enough abs

>>152462901
>>152462898
First and second posts best posts.

>>152467352
she isn't wearing anything in the OP

I've never looked into this show but what are Aqua's powers?

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>>152472245
Healing, buffs, revival, purification, water magic, party tricks, and wall building

>>152470805
>I_lived_a_life_full_of_shame.bestboy

>>152472343
I thought she was useless

>>152468050
https://nhentai.net/g/175220/

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>>152473250
She's incompetent. Her powers are very useful but she rarely uses them appropriately and always gets in trouble.

>>152462867
fuck aqua, marry darkness, kill megumin
I didn't want to kill megumin but gotta marry darkness for the easy rich life and gotta fuck aqua because i mean c'mon guys

>>152462867
Kill Darkness
Marry Megumin
Fuck Aqua

>>152470595
FUCKING SLUT! LEWDDDD!

>>152473250
It's a meme made by fags who think a chuuni that can use one spell a day is somehow better

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>>152462867
Kill Megumin
Sexually Assault Aqua
Enslave Darkness with my dick
Marry Yunyun

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>>152464366

Even though it had shit art I really liked that doujin where the blonde gets corrupted by a succubus.

Also I've never watched this show, is Megumin best girl?

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>>152476525
Best girl who wins and is the only one actually running.

>>152462867
Kill all of them and bathe in their blood.

>>152466249

I drank only water for a while,and probably too much of it.Made my pee clear,tasteless and ,smellless,like water

>>152467496
>dat ara ara

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>>152476525
By a lot, and not just for memes.

>>152462684
Her right arm she has her shoulder raised so the arm seems shorter than it is and her left is just a really weird perspective.

>>152459916
aqua a shit

INTELLIGENCE
BELOW
AVERAGE