anon-kun, get in the damn robot.
Watched it yesterday again, for a remake it barely improved if at all. Some parts look even slightly worse (I do like 90s coloration more, so there is some bias, it's more vibrant after all).
You're going to penetrate your mom with a big metal rod and you're going to like it, young man!
You will never have to wait for a trauma team and a private room.
You think that giving me a robot to pilot sill make me forgive that you abandoned me?
You are absolutely correct. BEST. DAD. EVER.
Two conditions; We play catch if I don't die, and we seriously discuss combined arms operations.
You've equipped me with a fucking 209mm assault rifle, so those tanks and VTOLS can't be entirely useless. Could actually do some good if you didn't deploy em in the open and run em right into point blank range.
Also, the beard has to go.
This mech is nowhere near super enough. I mean It doesn't even have a chest laser or rocket fist. I bet I can't even rip an angel's head off with my bare hands. 2/10 shit robot dad.
I did get in the robot though.
They have a positronic bolt action sniper rifle.
Make it in wood and with a 5 capacitators mag and I'm sold.
It's the same reason skintight vinyl improves their performance. They know one way to make these mecha and it doesn't work with nonperverts.
Imagine masturbating while inside the EVA. Imagine forcing Yui to feel you touching your dick. Imagine using your sexual deviancies to improve your sync ratio because she was secretly a huge pervert. Imagine raping an angel.
Ok father, you're the best..Thanks for everything