anon-kun, get in the damn robot.

What's in it for me?

>>152456885
Anon-kun denwa

>>152456885
But it's not a robot, baka gendo-san

>>152456885
Only if I get a good wage and medical insurance.

>>152456885
>kun

It's Anon-chan you fucking dickbag.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygWPB_FevFU

>>152456885
Watched it yesterday again, for a remake it barely improved if at all. Some parts look even slightly worse (I do like 90s coloration more, so there is some bias, it's more vibrant after all).

>>152456885
Your waifu is shit shut the fuck up.

>>152458634
That's your mother!

>>152458740
My mom is the robot. You aren't trying to tell me to get inside my mom are you?

>>152456885
sure

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>>152458831
You're going to penetrate your mom with a big metal rod and you're going to like it, young man!

>>152458902
Stop! I don't want to fulfill your cuckold fantasies.

>>152458456
are you a cute loli?

>>152456885
What are my benefits?

>>152456885
I get to pilot that thing? Fucking sweet yo!

>>152456885
Can I play some metal as background while I'm fighting? Otherwise there's no deal.

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>>152458959
Yes.

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>>152458433
You will never have to wait for a trauma team and a private room.

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Gendo was best father ever.

How prone is this robot to expoding, on a scale of Leo to Mazinger Z?

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>>152459755
>Left to right

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>>152456885
You think that giving me a robot to pilot sill make me forgive that you abandoned me?

You are absolutely correct. BEST. DAD. EVER.

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>>152456885

Two conditions; We play catch if I don't die, and we seriously discuss combined arms operations.

You've equipped me with a fucking 209mm assault rifle, so those tanks and VTOLS can't be entirely useless. Could actually do some good if you didn't deploy em in the open and run em right into point blank range.

Also, the beard has to go.

>>152456885
This mech is nowhere near super enough. I mean It doesn't even have a chest laser or rocket fist. I bet I can't even rip an angel's head off with my bare hands. 2/10 shit robot dad.

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>>152456885
I did get in the robot though.

>>152458433
>mecha operator's union
I love it, make this an anime

>>152456885
fuck you, you're not my dad

>>152456885
Sure, how do I pilot it?
Don't tell me I have to "feel it" or some bullshit, I'd like some actual controls

>>152456885
FUCK YES!
>kicking ass in a fuckin robot
>get all the girls
>being this much of a badass
>the pain only makes me stronger
You're the best, dad

>>152458484
You forgot your red wine and scarf

Rei is made from Yui's DNA. If Shinji hooks up with her, won't that make him a mother fucker?

Misato is the only route that makes sense.

>>152460984
Who cares?

>>152461051
Incest is wrong. This is a Christian image board.

>>152461111
We're all children of God but that didn't stop Fod from knocking up one of his daughters

>>152456885
Your shitty robot can't shoot laser out of its eyes. It doesn't have light sabers. Or swords of any kind. It just have a small letter opener.
It doesn't even have missiles.

>>152459049

I sure hope you're cuter than the misshapen duck creature you posted.

>>152456885
Fuck you dad! Misato and I are in love and there's nothing you can do about it!

>>152461162
Yeah a sword would have been better

>>152459755
>we order them in bulk

Every time.

>>152460946
youre retarded and deserve it

>>152461178
>Misato

Shit taste, my son

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AYY BUT WHAT COST?

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>>152461162
They have a positronic bolt action sniper rifle.
Make it in wood and with a 5 capacitators mag and I'm sold.

>>152461162
The eye lasers are illegal, you get house arrest for using them, but the Magorox is probably okay if it makes it all the way into a movie.

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Sir why are we using 14 years old pilots?

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>>152461804
It's the same reason skintight vinyl improves their performance. They know one way to make these mecha and it doesn't work with nonperverts.

>>152458464
>Germany is responsible for the Holomap
Maybe is the Atarax, but I smiled.

>>152462644
Imagine masturbating while inside the EVA. Imagine forcing Yui to feel you touching your dick. Imagine using your sexual deviancies to improve your sync ratio because she was secretly a huge pervert. Imagine raping an angel.

>>152456885
>Get in your mom

fix'd

>>152456885
But I don't wanna dad!

>>152456885
Hey Mr Fancypants, Abraham Lincoln called, he wants his look back

>>152461514
BILLY CONNOLLY YA KNO? THE BIG YIN, YA KNO?

>>152458433
>>152458990
>>152460351
>[Dummy plug instalation intensifies]

>>152456885
Okay, but only if you look the other way when I jerk it to some unconscious German girl later on.

>>152464144
Savage.

Hell ye boi

>>152456885
I have a headache

>>152463417
> Absolute_Terror.jpg

>>152463417
I'd do it.

Shinji did nothing wrong

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I'll do it for a full tank of gas.

>>152463417
>>152465037
you would have to breathe your own sperm if you cum in there though, it would get mixed with the LCL

>>152465088
> Not pissing in the pool and breathing in the fresh ammonia musk
It's like you don't even want a high sync ratio.

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>>152456885
B-But I'm not into anal, dad.

>>152456885
That's anon-chan, to you old man

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>>152465206

>>152456885
Fuck you, you're not my real dad.

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>>152463417
Activation is consent.

>>152459865
It works better for the English language.

>>152456885
Why don't you? I've always wanted an imouto. Or do you feel inadequate now that mom has gained several hundred meters?

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Ok father, you're the best..Thanks for everything

>>152460301
Is it for real ? I'm playing the game and never noticed that shit