Snake > all

small boobs

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>>152433387
Yeah, they're wonderful, aren't they?

snake is garbage. she's suck his editor's cock as payment because her manga doesn't sell

>>152434270
>you will never be the cool older friend who buys beer for Nadeko in high school
Just kill me now.

>>152433355
gross, what a garbage girl

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>>152436291
What garbage taste.

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This is a good thread. Let's all love Nadeko-sensei.

>>152434270
>>152434938
I like to think she still drinks after becoming human again. It's a good way to deal with emotional problems and she has plenty, and she seemed to really enjoy it.
Plus her parents are extremely respectful of her privacy, so it wouldn't be hard for her to sneak it at home.

>you will never be her older sister and drink with her while taking care that your beloved imouto doesn't over do it

>>152436473
She mentions that she was already stealing her dad's beer before becoming a god.
>that haircut
More like Sengoku Nadecute.

>>152436421
>animes

>>152436576
>She mentions that she was already stealing her dad's beer before becoming a god.
I completely believe this. Is this only in the novel or did I just miss it?
Either way it's making my fantasies even better.

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You should go back to talking to inanimate objects.

>>152436768
I think it was in the anime, when Kaiki first offers her the sake.

Tell me, /a/, what do snake kisses taste like?

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>>152437086
Old man semen.

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Snake a cute
A CUTE

>>152437253
>Sneak over to snakes house
>Creep up into her room
>She's wearing cute little pink pajamas
>On the phone with someone, maybe a manga publisher
>Looks mad and pissed
>Sneak up behind her
>Jump onto the bed
>Wrap your arms around her waist abd tickle her sides while you roll and pull her on top of you
>She's mad but trying really hard to not laugh
>Starts kissing you instead to hold it in
>Phone is still off the hook, whoever she was talking to can hear everything

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Crab is better in every way possible.

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I see it has not been said yet, so I'll be the first to say that I want to be last in line for Nadeko after everyone has had their way with her.

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>>152436807
Best girl

>>152437790
Well she's already married to me so....

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>>152437721
This. Cat and bat fags need not apply

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>>152436807
>>152437143
>>152437825
>girl

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>>152437790
I'd like to be the one right before you. I'd lick her clean so the only cum left for you would be mine.

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>>152436857
Couldn't find anything about her actually stealing it, just that she's had it. Her dad could have let her try some.
Though she does mention how she's wanted to try sake, and especially after how Kaiki talks about it, she likes her liquor regardless of god-status.

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Impregnate snake.

Bat better

>>152439587
As perfect as she is I don't think Snake would make a good mother.

Sake fucking sucks
Not surprising considering nips have shit taste in everything

>>152437867
>cat and bat fags need not apply
why?, cause you know your waifu is shit?

>>152439870
I've never had sake so I wouldn't know.

>>152439826
Her hips are made for giving birth. Just make sure the baby goes to a good home afterwards.

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Good taste OP

>>152440176
>baby
pretty sure she would give birth to a bunch of snakes

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>>152439870
Better than beer.
One of these days Nadeko's comiket buddies will get her a real mans drink.

>>152439870
I don't like that her arc was finished off in the background of another character's arc with little to no coverage of what she's like after the fact, it's like if Suruga Monkey ended with Gahara getting instructions from Meme over the phone and then never seeing Kanbaru again afterwards. Not even a Snakefag but Nadeko's almost always being overshadowed by everyone else it seems, it's strange.

>>152440791
Are you not aware of Nademonogatari?

>>152440791
She's overshadowed because she's worst girl.

>>152440791
She gets her own LN in Off-Season, which is a lot later on but even so. Apparantly fucking Gaen approaches her for supernatural training or some shit? Maybe she & ghost buster Shiraragi will have to buddy up for an arc in Monster Season

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>snakefags exist in 2017

>>152441035
They like their women manipulative and slutty.

Snake is okay but we need MORE angry KanaHana

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>>152441051
I sure do

>>152441019
I've been saying that Nadeko should become an oddity hunter. I just expected her to lean more towards Kaiki, Gaen was a bit of a shock.

I notice that Nadeko tends to be the choice of non-virgins mostly (of course there will always be exceptions on both sides). Nadeko is perfect for me because she reminds me of a girl next door I always brushed off that was head over heels with me. Nadeko was the only realistic girl on the series, the rest are all meme garbage (tsundere, lesbian, incest, etc.)

I feel bad for the /a/ssholes that have never had the experience of a younger girl being mad in love with you.

How do you find that special girl who loves you so much she'd kill you to make sure no one else can have you, /a/?

>>152441445
>nadeko
>realistic

Snakefags sure are a deluded bunch.

>>152441051
Why not be a Crabfag instead then?

>>152441051
sounds like cat

>>152441488
Unfortunately for you the part where snake is best girl isn't delusion.

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>>152441832
Actually it's the most delusional, mostly because snake is clinically insane.

>>152441126
Gaen approaches her about it anyway, means nothing in regards to how she turns out. She approaches Koyomi some point in the future and has him join her squad of pseudo-Specialist police detectives too.

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>>152436473
>Short hair snek
NISIOOOOOOOOOOO

>>152441906
>Nerd girl mad in love with best friends older brother, tries but fails miserably to seduce him when she gets older. Frustrated with life snaps and stops being a pushover

vs

>Tsundere that allows boyfriend to sleaze around
>Literal vampire
>lesbian but is totally into you because you are special
>Your sister
>Your sister
>An underage girl (I will be kind and ignore that she is dead)

And then a handful of other equally unrealistic characters that no one even bothers to claim.

the only other characters that can claim to be remotely realistic are cat, and that trap thing if you are a faggot into traps.

>same birthday as Snake
>zodiac sign is Snake
>have a personality like Snake
Am I destined to become a mangaka?

>>152441465
Either become that girl or marry 2d.

>>152442358
none of the characters in this series are realistic you autistic fuck.

>>152442358
>yandere shit
>realistic

Snakefags sure are a deluded bunch.

>>152442416
No you're destined to be an emotionally unstable freak who falls into a unrequited (2d) love and gets fucked hundreds of times.
You are also destined to be loved by a bunch of anons who also see themselves in snake.

cat×vamp is canon

>>152440322
>Better than beer

Fuck no. You'd have to have complete shit taste to think sake is better than beer.

There's nothing in sake that can come even close to the depth a beer can have.

>>152442549
Name one time (1) that she ever acted Yandere outside of being turned into an ancient snake god thing, which again I was being kind and ignoring for all the characters because of course none of that shit is realistic.

realistic characterization =/= realistic everything

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>>152442283
Needs update

>>152442549
>Get BTFO
>repeat the same shit
sad

>>152442969
>Best friend was one of the Fire Sisters, never considers asking for help and people still try to play the "b-but she had no one to help her!" card
>Sacrificing snakes at a local shrine praying for MC's girlfriend to die is considered realistic now
Maybe she gets way better in Nadekomonogatari, I dunno. From what I've seen she is just a shittier version of Bake Kanbaru though, story/internal conflict-wise.

>>152443011

>this is what autistic snakefags actually believe

keep deluding yourself just like your garbage tier waifu

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Do we like tanned Nadeko around these parts?

Do we need to start purging snakeniggers again, or is this just some stupid shitposting effort where a bunch of people pretend to like her?

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>>152443678
>Being thisss ass mad people have a different opinion/taste than you do

It's 2017 anon. Trump is being sworn in tomorrow and Snek lovers are no longer afraid to reveal themselves. This is going to be a great year.

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>>152443811
I would do anything to be with my waifu

>>152443860
>Waifu

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>>152443893

>>152443811
The sort of people who like a psychotic, murderous cunt because they can sympathize with her or for stupid, shallow reasons are still the bottom of the barrel, even on /a/.

>>152438150
You're an evil person.

>>152433355
How? She's a flawed human being.

>>152444405
I am a nice person.
I love that anon so naturally I can't let him taste anyone but me.

>>152444454
Because snakefags say so. If they were capable of thinking, they wouldn't like her.

>>152443811
>thisss
Stop shilling yourself, Nadeko.

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>>152443678
honestly I'd be willing to bet over 50% of this thread hates Snake but is just pretending to like her because memes. I really like her though and she's my favorite character in the show and one of my favorite characters in general.

>>152444486
I'm still the same anon, anon.

Well, she got both best OPs from the series

>>152445954
I didn't know kogarashi sentiment and mathemagics were hers.

>>152445120
>honestly I'd be willing to bet over 50% of this thread hates Snake but is just pretending to like her because memes
No it's the opposite.
We truly love snake but insult her because (to quote kaiki) insults bring her great joy instead.
Also because snake reminds us of ourselves, and if there's one thing I hate it's me.

>>152445954
But Marshmallow Justice and decent black are not Nadeko related.

>>152446002
Good taste.

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>>152445954
But Platinum Disco is the best OP.

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>>152446002
>>152446132
>>152446286
There is no worst OP for sure

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How can anyone look at Nadeko and feel anything but a pure, blinding love in their hearts?

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>>152446672

>>152436638
>Japanimation

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I'm in love with Snake!

>>152437912
>>152442358
reverse traps aren't gay
>if it's got a cunt, it's good for a punt

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>>152446789
The fact that she has more emotions than all of the other characters combined makes me love her more

>>152446552
I bet she's so dirty on her own.
Probably starts threads on 2ch and asks for their numbers to have phone sex.

>>152441445
>Nadeko was the only realistic girl on the series
That's because she is Nisio's self-insert.

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>>152447238
Too much kawaii to handle

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>>152447238
>more emotions

>>152447337
Nisio needs to back the fuck off she's my self insert.

>>152447505
Happiness
Rage
Anger (yes, not the same as rage)
Sorrow
Guilt
Desperation
Envy
Pride
Sorrow
Jealousy

Etc, etc. I could go on but I will stop while you look these words up.

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She's my goddess!

>>152447977
>being so pretentious you assume others dont understand basic english

>>152448160
It's just shitposting. This entire thread is people pretending to be snakefags and acting retarded.

>>152443010
>even bee cut her hair
Thank god I dropped it before it went full shit

>>152448245
The only girls in the series that didn't have short hair at any point were: Snail, Numachi, and that's it.

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snake is shit compared to snail

>>152448160
Well it's obvious the anon I was replying too either doesn't understand english or has never watched the series we're discussing, so I don't find it pretentious at all.

Snake is literally tumblr incarnate. She's constantly pretending to be a victim and lashing out at anyone who tries to get her to stop fucking up her own life. Sure, she grows out of it, but that's by turning into a dyke in a tracksuit who makes unpopular manga, but I'm sure her shallow "fans" don't give a shit about that version of her because she stops looking cute.

>>152448494
At least snake is alive....

>>152433355
I want to lick Nadeko's feet and cute little breasts. And cum in her pussy too.

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This is a really nice thread.

>>152448226
if only anon. if only.

IF(Snake>all,"A","B")............B

>>152448764
And her cute armpits! And her soft, supple upper arms!

>>152448999
But anon, Nadeko doesn't have a tail....

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If you guys really loved Nadeko, you'd have a figure of her. Let's see those figures and settle this once and for all.

>>152451433
Can't take picture now but I have the Godeko figure and her Nendo, which I gave the cute smile and took off her hat so I can see her pretty face.

>>152453717
This one came with another face and a messenger bag, but to put the messenger bag on you have to take her head off. I don't really want to do that to her. The other face looks a little scared almost, which I don't want to use.

>>152433355
u rite

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I'm going to masturbate to snake!

Is that any new monogatari besides kizu?

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>ywn visit Nadeko while her parents are away and get her drunk on some wine coolers while playing twister and convincing her that it's too hot in the house and you both need to take off some clothes or you'll overheat and she ends up in just her panties by the end of the game and you can feel her eyefucking your body

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Did any of you buy a Snake?

How can you say you love her if you won't even buy her figure?

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>>152454294
This is all I've seen so far. Some anons said that Moyoi Hell is out and there was one other one I forget. I'm reading Kizu right now (actually about halfway through, just can't find the time to pick it back up) and then I'll watch all 3 parts when they're released of BD or whatever.

>>152454318
I do want that one, but I have no where to put figures at the moment. I'm planning on moving out into my own apartment soon and I'll have a little spot for my own Nadeko shrine. It'd be cool to decorate it like her temple, I'll have to rewatch that story for inspiration.

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>>152454298
>convincing her
That doesn't seem very hard, if anything she'll be convincing you.

>>152454318
I feel like I already answered this question.

>>152454394
How does someone literally miss an entire season?

>>152454456
What season am I missing?

>>152454521
Looks like you're missing owari

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Drunk sex with Nadeko!
Drunk sex as Nadeko!

>>152454562
Oh yeah, I watched that online. That's the one where Ougi and Araragi do some things and then Sodachi shows up, right?

The whole timeline is kinda confusing to me, I need to sit down and read something that maps it out in chronological order instead of release order.

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So where do you take Nadeko when you ask her out on a date. I think she'd act liek she was enjoying no matter where you took her, but I think she'd like certain things more than others.

I would take her to the bookstore and we could browse books together, talking about books we like and books we don't. Manga too. Then I would buy some guides or other books she looks like she wants even though she's too polite to ask or tell me. If we can get to an art supply store from where we are, I would like to stop by there as well. I'd pretend like I needed something, but in reality I have Nadeko show me around and point out supplies she likes or uses, compiling a mental list of good gift ideas.

Then we would go for lunch or dinner, depending. I'd take her to a nice restaurant, preferably something foreign which makes her feel more cultured or unique, even if she only likes Japanese food. After that we'd go for a walk. Maybe a park, maybe a city to do some people watching (a hobby she enjoys as it allows her to judge and compare herself to others, even if she won't admit it). We'd lose ourselves in a great conversation about all sorts of topics, and Nadeko would feel at very special with the way we connect.

After that I'd bring her home and drop her off, then I would say goodbye and pretend to leave. I know she'll be standing there watching me, so I'll quickly turn around and give her a quick kiss on the lips and tell her we need to do this again soon. After that she'll stand stunned in the doorway until I make it to my car and get around the corner.

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>>152454232
Best girl.

I want to taste every inch of Nadeko's snaked body!

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K A N B A R U
A
N
B
A
R
U

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>>152441906

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>>152433355
They can't

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>>152456323
Bestest ever.

>>152445954
Mousou Express was easily the best, but Ren'ai is overrated as shit. The only good part is the beat and you may as well listen to that one rapper that stole it.

>>152433355
I think you mean Crab.

>>152445954
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwKZ_AnALSA

>>152460578
Circulation is good, it's just overplayed. I still listen to it from time to time though. Mousou Express is just perfect though, not even a competition with other openings.

I do like orange mint and platinum disco though. they're tied for second or third for me.

>>152456512
I jist want to give her a big kiss on the lips!

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>>152433355
>psychotic bitch
>perfect

OP, you're a fucking dumbass

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>>152460151

>>152455360
You're a good anon, please treat her well.
She's really perfect and deserves someone who understands her and will give her the love she deserves.

Turning back to kiss her doesn't seem very romantic to me though, I'd say either do it or don't.
And based on her Manga, as long as you're pretty and can throw out cheesy lines, you can be as forward as you want.

>>152466678
You might be right, but then again I'm sure nadeko is always on the lookout for new stories, and if you're charming enough she might find it romantic and use it in one of her mangas.

>>152441051
Hot as fuck.

Nadeko is the type of girl who will poke holes in the condoms you started wearing because she legs locks you even though you told her not to.

>>152471292
would she let me fuck the hair snake mouths?