If faceless men attract lolis into their van with free candy
and lolis attract men into their van with free beer and rock cds
what do MILFs use to attract shotas into their van?
I'll give you a hint: when someone starts a thread with a doujin on /a/, it's usually one of the most recent ones. So just guess a tag or two from the posted pic that you can search for on panda, like "milf, english" and compare the art.
Almost every time the thing that you're looking for will be on the first page of the results.
this one isnt really mean spirited though. besides the first boy crying no one is really mind broken or hurt
it also ends on them going to an onsen where shotas are abundant or something
>If you come into my van, we can do all sorts of dirty things.
>Don't worry, I won't tell your mom!
MILFs are the most honest creature that still succeeds in getting their target to the van.
Football stickers, I would happily give away my pure shota innocence for the Michael Owen sticker I could never get.
I was a very simple child
I'm not sure what else I would want.
no one cares if you call concussionegg football
Get in the car onii-chan
I know your imouto and there's Pink Floyd too
First time I've heard it called that
Literally the same things.
Men don't really change as they grow up, they just get more money to spend on the things they love (which includes their family).
Huh. Pretty true. The same things that'd get me in an abductor's van would still work through my entire life. If a van pulled up to me right now and said "Get in man we have legos" I wouldn't even consider refusing.
>literally on the first page
How is it to be blind?
I agree, but some of the faces gave me instant boner.
>perfect size tits
>goes full on retard size in nexft few panels
>tfw I search for that exactly combination regulary
I prefer when the shotas rape the milfs, but this is good too
>I prefer when the shotas rape the milfs, but this is good too
I used to be like you but seeing milfs raping shotas is just so much better.
I like when she's a bit violent too, she just doesn't care, she's making him as her fuck toy no matter what age he is
Not that guy, but I prefer if the shota rapes the milfs,
but it turned out the milf also wants to rape the shota.
Pic related really is the best.
>never mention sauce
it's like you live off from people getting miserable
Because your average kissless virgin slowly degenerates from vanilla to a variety of fetishes he can self-insert to, slowly turning to monmusu and futa on male, traps, then to amputee because he doesn't believe he can satisfy a proper woman.
Somewhere on that road spiraling down in an abyss is a repressed desire to do nothing and get knowledgeable older onee-san affection and attention.
Literally devolution into a child and then older woman taking initiative with him.
This "slippery slope" argument is as stupid as its ever been.
I've been using the internet for 20 years. I started with straight shota and futa on female. Right now I'm still enjoying straight shota and futa on female. After all these years, futa on male and traps continue to do nothing for me.
I've picked up a few fetishes here and there, but are they insane dicknipple cockvore or anything? No. They're honestly more perpendicular to your asinine "always degenerate into tha wurst fetishes" assertion. Are invisible girls more fetishistic than straight shota, really?
I hate you and everyone who makes the same absurd logical leaps as you.
>h-he c-called my f-fetishes degenerative
>This "slippery slope" argument is as stupid as its ever been
not him, but I've started to believe it as of recent.
I went from strictly handholding vanilla to shota, then to rape, to incest,and to
ridiculously thick BBWsit can happen to the best of us I almost went the futa route but came back to my senses
Your case being an outlier doesn't make the "slippery slope" non-existant. I've hung out lots of normies who started from your base shows like death note, code geass, etc. only to end up as kissless neckbeards telling me about his haul from fucking comiket.
Every time you see someone say "lol ur eventually gonna be gay and fap to traps like me" is just an insecure faggot projecting and looking for affirmation from fellow faggots. They simply can't help it, being mentally ill and all.
Pretty much >>152410283 this. I have a femdom fetish so it goes hand in hand with that.
I don't think that the slippery slope argument is that everyone who ever does thing will then do worse thing, so much as thing can be a gateway to worse thing if the person were already predisposed to do worse thing.
Slippery slope is also the only new age invalid form of argument even though is makes sense in a lot of scenarios.
Of course they are, she even offers to carry her step-sons child!
Then you'll end up even worse down the road.
Probably with vanilla.
It's the circle of fap. When your hand wraps around your penis, that is the circle of fap. Going from the normal, to the strange, wrapping around to the most fucked up things until you go back to normal. And you might keep going around and around for the rest of your life. I think I'm on my fourth circle.
>whoops! can't show this in a Christian manga!
what did they mean by this? I get the blue board variant because it's complaining about not being able to post NSFW despite 4chan being a 18+ older site but what the fuck is a "Christian manga"?
You need front brake pads, the rotors need to be turned, the left inner tie-rod is bad, outer is going as well, you have a nail in the right rear tire, left rear is bald on the inside and at the cords, you're overdue for an oil change by 2000 miles, coolant is low, and your air filter looks like a piece of deadwood.
Call it however you like.
It's still degeneracy.
>3dpd is fine as long as it caters my fetishes.
>3dpd is fine
My first anime was Dragonball, then Naruto, Eva, Death Note and then I just opened the floodgates
But at the same time I was already masturbating to hentai already
If I told my 10 year old self that more than 10 years later I'd have been watching big breasted high school girls fighting half naked in inter-school tournaments with super powers my 10 year old self would probably be super interested
these days, minecraft merch and dark red sneakers
>mfw 16+ years ago they would kidnap my dog and say they found him and have some next generation pokémon stuff to sooth the fear of almost losing my dog.
fun fact she did infact have some import pokémon stuff but I couldn't have it.
>girl loses all her shota hunter points the second they go to her house and start having vanilla sex
Great art though.
>tfw ISP censors my searches so I can't google image search to find my hentai
>don't want to be a sauce fag so I wait for someone else to ask and then get the link that way
I wish your ISP would censor your posts as well you dumb hamsterposter.
Texas. AT&T Uverse.
It was the last thing I expected, I thought I was just doing it wrong, then I compared google search screenshots with someone in my discord and they had the exact fucking manga as the first result.
No, safe search is not on, there's no family filters or anything.
>listen up ya'll, we're gonna get us a possy together and make sure them darned pedofiles don't get their hands on our shotas!
It was definitely an image. Both Jpegs and both under 1MB.
here's the image that didn't work. I know the sauce I was just testing it.
>ding ding ding
What did he mean by this?
>low level but got 5 stars for free
guys i'm super scared right now
Your fucking existance deserves only to be erased.
Is your post unrelated to pic?
Because it's not a maid anime, it's a bible anime.
>I thought it was Isekai truck
>But it was /ss/ van
>Now I have childhood trauma
>And trust issues
You get out of van and follow full course >>152431746 route without catching any break.
>Be a warring atheist
>God breaks personality memory erase feature in your source code
>Die regular death on Earth
>You get on a world saving rollercoaster through Isekais
>From ugooboogo tribal warfare to space operas with blasters
>Most of the time covered in blood, shit, vomit and alien space aids barf
>You can't even dodge "You're chosen hero, go defeat Demon King" flags they hit you in the back of your head the second you turn around to run away
>Best you time you've got is first years before your brain develops and you remember all the shit you've been through in all your previous lives
>You start to look PTSDed even in cradle with tit in your mouth
>You feel like 10 thousand years old now
>God: yeah bitch, you have piety now?
Did you try maybe looking through the fucking thread?
It's been 10 hours since I've jacked off with it.
That's even worse than regular yuri.
After jacking off to /ss/?
It wasn't even intentional.
Just as long as you don't keep them up past bedtime!
>not shotas tricking cakes into coming inside their secret house in the woods
I don't know, seriously, I don't give a shit about porn manga and I'd need to go check if I saved the doujin on sadpanda but I'm too lazy for that. Search for incest, I guess.
>Side-effect of the amnesia spray that the son used on her was extreme fertility.
But why Toyota Hi-ACEs specifically? Surely there are other good vans out there?
>MFW shotas that banged hot milfs/old girls exists in real life
Why i wasn't one of those shotas? also pretty sure most of those shotas are actually smart and remain quiet about it.
How did I not think of that? Enough panda for me this day.
For me, the best are:
>Tachiroku (even though he's only got a couple of /ss/ doujins, one not even scanned)
>Sena Youtarou (mostly for the feels)
I tend to prefer /ss/ that doesn't include wildly disproportionate breasts and giantesses
His Takao doujin looks REALLY promising. A few low res images are up on his twitter.
Not the image I posted, but this one is (excuse the shit file size). Atago gets BTFO.
Honestly the same, the most I've drifted took me 14 years and I'm now okay with 100% consensual futa on male.
In another 14 years I might drift a little further but it's nowhere near the level of degeneracy people would suggest.
I think it's what happens when you consume too much hentai.
Self-insterting as the girl is the way to make vanilla doujins more interesting. Before you know it, you're unironically worshipping cock and self-inserting into gangbangs.