Welcome to the Succubus Store, anon
What would you like to order?
>>152373371
The flat chested cutie is mine.
>>152373442
I'll have what he's having.
A night with my waifu.
I don't need anything lewd, just sitting beside her on a couch, maybe watching a a movie while being under a blanket with some popcorn. That's all I need
>>152373371
All of them.
I want to go home.
>>152373371
I'll take a cheeseburger and a side of fries please. Do you have Coke or Pepsi?
Do you have any slightly chubby huge breasted ara ara type girls available?
>>152373371
im looking for sensei, have you seen her?
>>152373752
Here she is: https://exhentai.org/g/986312/95c7adc14f/
1 (one) Megumin
>>152374467
>Only one
Dream bigger
>>152374488
Two.
>>152374523
Well, that's a start, I guess.
>>152373371
I'll a Kurumu with a side of Mizore
>>152373371
I'LL HAVE TWO NUMBER 9S, A NUMBER 9 LARGE. NUMBER 6 WITH EXTRA DIP, TWO NUMBER 45S, ONE WITH CHEESE AND A LARGE SODA.
I WANT SEX!
>>152373371
>the tan ones on the right and back left
O-Oh my
I'll have two number nines.
>>152373752
>>152374424
Oh shit, look at this one. The art is fucking great.
https://exhentai.org/g/968893/1687e95dab/
>>152373513
Same.
>>152373371
I'd like to trade my soul for 1 blue skinned succubus waifu, please.
I'll have you all burned on a stake
non-humans, demons and their supporters will be purged
Hi yes I'll order a royale with cheese, super sized fries and a medium coke.and a happy meal toy if you have any of the boy ones left
>>152373371
one succubus extra thic please
One succy, extra lewd please
>>152373641
>Do you have Coke or Pepsi?
Yes
I'd like to sign up as a teaching aid for the succubus training program please
I'll have what he's having
Succubi cake
>All these fags wanting vanilla succubutts instead of glorious blueberry or even strawberry
I'm disappointed in you guys.
Why not just get a normal girl and stick some fake horns, tails and wings on them.
>>152375637
>that triangle face
>the tits just have 3 in between them
KEK is this the power of japan
>>152376338
Thats a demon not a succubus she is into domshit
>>152376508
>Thats a demon not a succubus
There's a difference?
Also, if you read her profile she isn't really dominant, sure she like to take charge at first but it isn't S&M, and she melts into a classic waifu like every other MGP girl.
>>152373371
I'll take 1 of everything. Keep the card open, might have to have seconds.
>this thread
ok ok ok /a/ I'll bump konosuba to the top of my to watch list
>>152376708
Watch it now faggot.
>>152373371
Oh gosh, can I see a menu? Designing a full physiognomy a la carte isn't really my cup of tea.
One loli please, with a serving of dere on the side.
>>152373371
Yes, I'll take one with the biggest, hugest, most impressivetalent.Or if you have any futas I'll take all of those...
If not I'll take the Incubus(female). You know, the sharp-dressed one in the suit.
>>152373371
Can I tittyfuck you in reality and not in a fantasy?
Can I get Darkness but she pegs me and calls me her slut and puts her fingers in my mouth?
>>152376752
>10 minutes in
>main character already evilly laughing as he drags aqua with him
OH YES
>>152373442
I second this.
>>152374851
>>152373572
>>152373371
Literally all of them. One for every day of the week and some to spare.
>>152373371
I want to be transformed into a loli schoolgirl with twintails, and get fucked repeatedly by 10 other lolis with huge 8 inch futa cocks.
>>152377440
same, except replace the other futa lolis with old men/anons
>>152373371
Male:gender bender, futanari, female:dick growth, slimegirl, ghost girl, glasses, stockings/pantyhose.
Those should be enough keywords to put together a pretty nice succ dream, right?
>>152373371
Pic related.Have me be a Girl in the dream too
>>152373371
Nothing, I'd rather have drunken with Aqua and make her have a waterfall
>>152378136
Soy
How many levels can they go?
>>152378698
Just dream sex, why they dont do the real thing is beyond me.
>>152373371
One pure Christian Virgin please
Also could you make it one that has never even touch a man before please
>>152378765
Because the only one they want to fuck is Vanir.
>>152373371
12
14
40
>>152378864
The sad part is that vanir doesnt even have a dick.
>>152378945
He can easily grow one.
A loli, her oppai loli sister and their ara ara thick mom.
All 3 in a yuri threesome and I get to join and be the only dick around and they are desperate for some. And I want the milf to lactate.
And the small loli must be pure and call me oniichan but the oppai loli must be a complete whore and want it really badly.
I also want to have unlimited stamina and the ability to cum infinitely in the dream.
Of like an order of season two, extra budget, skip the QUALITY, with a side of ecchi.
>>152373371
Do you think the Succubi can do non-sexual dreams, too?
Like, fuck, imagine if you were somewhat smart and could go to a Succubi store and say, "I want a dream that lasts for what seems like years, with just me and whatever I need to work on science." Would that work?
Or power fantasy dreams, like "I want a dream where it's the exact world we're in now, down to the letter, but I have whatever superpower I want, and it lasts for as long as I want it to." Why wouldn't someone go there if you could get these infinite dreams to extend your consciousness' lifespan by decades every dream?
>>152379149
They need to drain sexual energy, that's the whole point of it for them.
If you're not having a horny dream you're not releasing it so they're not getting their nourishment.
They might be able to do that with their dream magic, maybe not. But you'd need to at least give them a reason to do it .
>>152379149
That is basically a guaranteed trip down the road to insanity.
Seems to be a good season for succubi.
>>152379244
Well if you say "While also having my waifu to have sex with" with each of those ideas, they'd want to, I'd think.
>>152379248
You think? How come?
I would like this one that looks suspiciously like Wiz. Thank you.
Water.
I'm the designated driver
>>152373371
one Karen bussy pls
Futanari on male, with kissing, and love.
I’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.Also for the thickest succubus out of all of you to sit on my face
>>152379329
Shit. Can she actually be spotted in the episode?
>>152379313
Not that anon but i would say thats a good way overflow your brain's memory. the human brain can only store 2.5 petabytes. I dont think anyone has ever reached the limit ao im not sure if your brain would just start dropping shit or lock everything new out.
>>152379313
Because man, when you start warping reality with shit like that every time you wake up you are going to become more and more detached. Probably exponentially with every experience.
I mean, I am not a neuroscientist, but I know just having a fucked up dream (good or bad) can set me off for an entire day and sometimes two. Living in a perceived period of time away from reality for years or a decade would fuck your mind sideways.
>>152379466
>Also for the thickest succubus out of all of you to sit on my face
But how are you supposed to eat?
>>152379557
The food is for the succubus.
>>152379572
I want a curvy athletic girl who trys on various lingere for me and models them until i choose one to fuck her in.
>>152379586
I like wasting money.
And your time.
>>152379631
Scat is a terrible fetish, anon.
>>152373371
I'll have... a genderswap cocktail first, then a futa footlong. Extra large.
>>152379756
I didn't ask to hear about your fetishes, mister.
>>152379834
But I'm not the one with the fetish.
>orders all that shit to feed the succubus
>proceeds to have her sit on his face
>>152379952
rekt
>>152373371
Is Aqua here?
Do you have someone that is certified to do plumping repairs?
>>152379952
>Pay all the money for the food
>As I wait for the food have the succubus sit on my face
>When the food is ready, THEN eat it with the succubus
I never said anything about scat, man.
>>152379952
Sure like to infer literal shit, don't'cha?
>>152373572
>I don't need anything lewd
>just sitting beside her on a couch, maybe watching a a movie while being under a blanket with some popcorn
>>152373371
That Haku on the right and her fat ass on my face.
>>152373572
>tfw youhold her handunder the blanket
>>152374773
a number 9 large
>>152379123
How it took this long for there to be an actual response is beyond meand its still fairly vanilla
pick one
i want to bang the women in my party.
>>152380434
me in the [2][8]
>>152379505
http://www.hplovecraft.com/writings/texts/fiction/eo.aspx
I'm feelin it
>>152380434
All of them are hentaifu material.
>>152380434
None of these look like very good succubutts.
I mean they're hot and all but most of them look like cosplayers.
>>152373371
None of them. I want to keep fucking, not expire after one session.
>>152373371
A sandwich.
>>152373371
A way out.
>>152373371
I'll take the one in the back with the long dark hair, or this, though I can't take credit for the idea. >>152373572
>>152373371
Nursing handjob from a lactating Wiz
Followed by milky paizuri from Wiz
Consensual Missionary with Wiz
Immediately proceeded by Wiz licking herself clean with the help of a second Wiz
Cuddling and drifting off to sleep in Wiz's arms
>>152379149
That whole "time goes slower in dreams" thing is bullshit. You couldn't actually experience years. You would just bounce around between events without having to wait for time to pass.
>>152373371
Gundamu.
>>152376495
note the entire sequence is animated by one guy
>>152378971
and he lacks any care about sex
>>152381062
delete this
>>152373371
One succubus in a dunk tank please.
>>152380434
I really can't pick just one. Can I just bang them all while chugging stamina and MP pots and casting Castle Walls on my dick to keep it hard?
>>152381411
Top kek anon. I would cast all the possible buffs on my dick.
>>152380434
The first one in row 5.
>>152381570
Shit would be fun though. Down side is you could get pot poisoning.
>>152380240Is this the "Onii-chan attack" girl?
>>152381411
>defeat demon lord
>make a wish
>"Turn Darkness into my cock!"
There, you can fuck any amount of succubi with that penile stamina.
>>152373371
Well...
>>152380620
>http://www.hplovecraft.com/writings/texts/fiction/eo.aspx
That's some good shit.
>>152381762YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!;_;
>>152381762
Explain further.
>>152381961
FlipFlap reference.
>>152381367
Forgot to add doggystyle with Wiz
>>152380245
>>152380363
Slander. There's no such activities happening. I simply want to be near the one I love.
A glass of water
>>152381062
>no proneboning wiz
Shit taste
>>152373371
1 Koito for a vessel and a dozen big dicked, ripped as fuark anons.
>>152382540
wow what a fag
>>152381919
Row row FIGHT DA POWER
>>152382540
Don't listen to that other guy. Even if no one else will, I'll fuck the shit out of you, anon.
>>152382821
I'm ready.
>>152382540
>casually browsing /a/ after a hard workout a steak dinner and am now waiting on my homemade cookies to cool
>read this
>think about posting a pumped semi nude with a prominent bulge showing through my jogging pants and saying "I'm in.
>Realize that you're probably a dude
>And that I'll get banned from /a/....again.
Yeah nah.
>>152373371
I wish to be a demon king who's disguised as a normal ordinary salary man.
I also wish to have thick sexually deprived christmas cake lust after my dick
And an oral obsessesed short stack girl who can handle something that's fairly large.
Also an adorkable anime girl who has a daddy/daughter fetish
Oh and a magic flying carpet.
>>152373371
I want to be a loli, and I want to be raped by a loli.
>>152382996
Anon this is a succubus brothel not a genie wish shop.
>>152383108
I want to be the loli who rapes this guy.
>>152373371
Three best friends who joke around and comment on each other's O faces while they take turns riding my dick, facesitting , andhandholding
>>152382909
I'm pretty sure a lot of guys would fuck your brains out if you had that body. Me included.Especially me.
>>152373371
Something with a dick. And balls. And no tits. You know what, I think I'm in the wrong store. I only came in here because I thought it was a Hot Topic and I need a gift for my angsty friend.
>>152383240
>half of this thread confirmed
>>152382996
joff pls go
>>152383206
But would they bring their own snacks? This is important.
>>152383524
No, I'd be the gentleman and provide them with sweets and drinks, but no crackers. I'm not dealing dealing with crumbs in bed.
>>152373371
I'd like the sampler dish. Gotta have a little bit of everything.
>>152380434
I want to cuddle with the Short haired brown one, and pat her head and tell her she is cute.
>>152373371
I'd like you to fill every show with semen demons.
>>152376056
Curious how it would taste
>>152373371
You got any of that Arizona half lemonade half ice tea? And some fries, thanks.
>>152373371
Hello, 1 succ please
>>152373572
You need some hugs and headpats in there too or you're just throwing the chance away.
>>152373371
I'd like two number 9's; a number 9 large; a number 6, extra dip; a number 7; two number 45's, one with cheese; and a large soda.
>>152384962
>yfw big smoke was actually just restating CJ, Ryder and Sweet's orders, so all he actually ordered was a number 9 large, number 7, two 45's, and a large soda
>Succubus states they can do gender-bending dreams
>Realistic memorable dream of being a woman with a cock insider her
The road to insanity.Yes I know I am looking too hard into a joke/setup
>>152385054
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Svdqbjul1P4
>>152377059
It just gets better from here. (Haven't watched season 2 yet so don't count me on it)
>>152373371
I can take all of them on at the same time.
>>152373371
A dream where I become a little girl and get tortured and forcefully impregnated with the eggs of a tentacle monster.
Thank you very much.
>>152373371
one succubus
chocolate
extra dicks
>>152385351
>ending the dream there instead of after giving birth to the monster
you some kind of faggot?
>>152385397
One step at a time anon, for all I know that could be a hell of a lot more painful than it looks.
>>152373371
I want to be a little girl.
sitting close.
holding hands.
gentle hugs.
>>152373371
Do you have Succubus(male)?
I went to the succubus store today, what a waste of time. They were all ugly. I'll try another one tomorrow.
>>152385649
I'll take one of these as well.
>>152379274
What animu is this
Eris-sama
>>152385819
ぼくのぴこ
Give me the full lolidom course. And don't go easy on the smug.
>>152385854
Probably a very common request.
Even some Axis cultists confessed that they had lewd thoughts about Eris.
Sex
>>152373371
what.
>>152380002
She can be if you want
>>152376508
>Not liking doms
Wew fag
>>152380370
one with extra cheese
>>152380434
I'll take Wiz
>>152380434
I see Darkness, I see Yunyun... Aqua's obviously a goddess, so there's no way she'd be here... so where is Megumin?
Gimme a litre o cola
>>152380434
this semem demon
do you have a name?
>>152390868
forgot image
>>152373371
maria
>>152390868
Silly anon. These things don't need names.
>>152373371
I'd like to order the two-succubus rimjob+deepthroat package please
This
I want a cute girl (male)
>>152391969
>>152379505
>That time where you're sick and the dream lasted ten thousand hours but only an hour passed in real time
I hate it.
>>152373371
How do you feel after realizing each one of these girls has had at least 200 different dicks and cum from different men inside them?
Turned on or turned off?
>>152375637
>>152375667
the animation is terrible in several ways
does this show have anything going for it besides the fanservice?
>>152392959
Yeah man, shit like that is what I'm talking about. I know exactly what you mean and when it happens to me it enrages me.
>>152382996
I want what he is having
>>152374704
>ctrl + f
>a number
>this post
Fucking beat me to it
>>152385649
I too would like all the succubus (male).
>>152392483
What's the source on this
I've searched for so long
>>152373371
Incubusism please.
>Being a NTRee
Fucking faegotts.
>>152394351
bullshit you're just lazy
>>152394474
Well yeah that's true
But I did search and still couldn't find it. Please help me friend
>>152394505
now fuck off
A bus that does not succ
So uh, how does that thing work with making men experience womanly pleasure or whatever?
>>152393217
The fan service was only in one episode.
>>152395181
I'd imagine the succubus probably have THAT experience and can provide it to the person who requested their dream with their magic en shit
>>152393073
Turned off desu
>>152385073
>not autisticly looking into fictional concepts like this to see how far they can be exploited
>>152395200
What? No.
If you mean the succubi, then yes, but Aqua's ass, among other things, is in nearly every episode.
>>152394474
Literally google the image name, I won't even spoonfeed you the LMGTFY link.
>>152381762
MOTHER FUCKER DONT DO THIS
>>152395521
But fanservice is appealing.
>>152380434
>draw succubus
>give it the flat ass of a nip
Fucking why?
>>152380434
>That Wiz
>>152373371
I'll have one portion of handholding with crossed fingers.
>>152373371
The best succubus
>>152373442
Agreed, ill have it as well
>>152397699
No, Carrera is the best succubus ever.
>>152385649
Hey buddy I think you got the wrong door the faggot club is two blocks down.
>>152373371
Give me a Eris-sama pleasewithout the pads
>>152399200
You go to Home Depot to buy wooden planks, sir.
>>152373371
Meaning and purpose in my life please, with a side order of somebody to hold me close on the cold and lonely nights when all I have is my own thoughts and the darkness to keep me company.
>>152399647
I came here to fap, not to feel.
>>152398407
>>152399256
lolthisthings
>>152373371
Well to build a succ harem and to pick just from what is shown here >>152380434 , and to use only their looks and what I know of character types, but not characters themselves.
#1: I'd go with bottom right/right as main girl, since she seems like the type that knows all kinds of sexy time fun, but is still intelligent enough not to get carried away and drain me to death.
#2: 2nd row first one since she seems almost like the main girl, except tanned and a less experienced, but still willing to learn with (you).
#3: 2nd row #8/second-to-last seems like the type to go with anything you can ask her, but would like to be the dom in some S&M play, also seems like the type that can get carried away and drain you to death.
#4: 3rd row #7 Seems like girl #3, except a bit shy and pale.
#5: 4th row #1, Seems like the harem manager/leader type.
#6: 5th row #4, Basically the ara-ara~ sensei of the girls, acts a bit shy/submissive but is most experienced/most skilled succubus of them all.
>>152380370
a number 6 with extra dip
A number 18 please
>>152373371
What is your soup of the day?
>>152373371
I want a dried fish pls
>>152380434
Second from the left on the bottom please.
>>152400975
and a large soda
>>152396785
Ill fite u m8.
>>152402262
Soda-chan is not for sexual!
>>152373371
>>152380434
I'll take white SUCC
White SUCC is best SUCC
>>152373371
This one.
r8
>>152373371
I would like one sex please.
Will the succubus store make another appearance this season?
i want to bully a succubus
>You'll never get drained by a succubus
Why even live
>>152388905
Now we know, who that 'demon lord' is. Sasuga, Ainz-sama!
>>152408971
>>152373371
One fully loaded flamethrower and your death in agony, dirty heretic abomination.
>>152409269
>No new episodes
Kill me
>>152373371
Can I become a qt succubus girl? I'll work at the store!
I want to bully the Succubus loli
Aqua succubus
>>152373371
haha succ haha
>>152410378
Quality post, Butt-Head.
>>152373371
I'll have two number 9s
a number 9 large
a number 6 with extra tits
a number 7
two number 45s, one with thighhighs
and a T H I C C loli
Gimme that ss
>>152410890
I want to kissLalatina'sabs.
Still wish they'd draw her like an actual musclegirl though. Nothing too extravagant, just some cut abs and defined biceps would be enough.
>>152410890
>>152410173
Is this Blasphemy?
>>152411035
Considering she was a goddess of...reincarnation, i guess that's been reduced to a sprinkler and water purification system, probably not
>>152411035
No it is madness
>>152409518
Their sales likely wasn't enough to produce a third episode. Best you play the game instead since its out in English.
I want a holy hero succubus
>>152373371
I'll have the sturgeon with a glass cava
Am I not allowed to just give them my horny energy directly?
>Tfw you won't be a suitable succ meal because you don't have any repressed sexual energy because you release it every night
Is the source for OPs pic Kono Subarashii Sekai ni Shukufuku wo!?
That's what google tells me but it doesn't look like a titty monster succubus shop show?
>>152413782
Get the fuck out
>>152373371
>What will you be having sir?
I SHALL HAVE YOUR HEAD ON A PIKE
ALL DEMONS WILL FALL BEFORE MY RIGHTEOUS FURY
>>152413901
Don't forget your torches, crusader-kun. Lest you drown in despair and develop some unsavory characterictics
>>152414162
>develop some unsavory characterictics
Come on anon. They don't need to drown in despair to develop unsavory characteristics. They will just by going into dungeons regardless.
>>152413901
I can only imagine how fast a crusader would lose all his will to fight if a little succubus girl snuck up behind him and gave an innocent little hug.
Hey wait a minute...
-God is the creator of all things
-This would have to include demons like succubi
-All of God's creations are held to honor and love one another
-If one of God's creations does wrong to you, you're held to turn the other cheek and let them continue
-All of God's creations are held to love their neighbors as they love themselves
Shoot, Crusaders would be the equivalent of a rampaging barbarian with no respect in the eyes of The Lord.
Even worse, he'd think more highly of a barbarian, Crusaders tarnish His holy name!
>>152393217
>>152413901
>>What will you be having sir?
THE LIBERATION OF CONSTANTINOPLE
>>152414319
Is that the same girl from all that H-stuff? you know the ones
>>152414162
>>152414341
NONE MY STAY MY BLADE
MY SOUL BURNS WITH HOLY RAGE AND MY HUNGER MAY ONLY BE SATED BY THE BLOOD OF THE WICKED
DEUS VULT DEUS VULT DEUS VULTDEUS VULT
>>152414447
Get back, Satan! Go back to the depths from whence you came, and will remain for all eternity!
hello yes where's the incubi store im asking for a friend
>>152414548
I wonder who could be behind this post?
IT'S FRIDAY DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOUR KIDS ARE
>>152373371
A dream about healthy relationship based on care and trust.
A 9mm for when I wake up from it.
>>152415065
>you've come to Succubus Store
>'Welcome, anon. What would you like to order?'
>telling her your deepest dream
>crying
>half of the succ personel now comforting you
>>152376609
In Monster Girl Encyclopedia
Think Square to rectangle.
Demons are specialized angry succubi who go around turning any women they find into a monster. Normal succbi don't usually care enough to do that. They're also more on the dom side. You're right though once she husbandos you it's pretty much the same lovey dovey stuff as most other monsters.
>>152415262
>>152415262
>They mercy-kill you via orgy
>>152381762
goddamn dude you just can't do things like this
>>152415912
>m-da is slowly moving away with Strength
I won't want to live on this planet anymore.
Just for reference, is there any order they won't fulfill?
I don't want to go into the succubus store and tell them what I want only for them to look at me like I'm some kind of depraved freak
>>152415998
Considering Succubi are supposed to be summoned entities with immortal souls - as long as you don't corrupt a soul - you're fine with anything you wish.
And I mean nothing you do to Succubi body counts as corrupting a soul.
Just don't use her as a fuel for magitech experiments or something.
>>152415998This is an anonymous imageboard. Tell us your most shameful fetishes, anon.
>>152415998
Anything and everything is okay, I'm sure if you ordered a night of being a young girl tentacle raped and impregnated you wouldn't be the first.
>>152415992
>>152393217
it is legitimately one of the funniest anime I've ever seen, with an excellent sense of comedic timing and an endlessly entertaining cast of characters. That said, the animation is pretty bad, as you say.
>>152415998
It's okay anon, my first order would benns-style woundfucking followed with anal with only blood as lube.
I wonder how they'd react to floor tiles.
>>152416199
I'm not ok with this on a vast number of levels.
>>152373371
A brownathleticsuccubus (male) shota, please.
>>152416499
is the code name for nigger?
>No age limit
You know damn well where this is going.
>>152416645
Lighthearted banter over Skip-bo and Cribbage with a group of 70 year old succubi?
>>152380434
Honestly none of them, they are all hot but very generic. I guess my imagination will always be the winner in design.
>>152415912
Daimonds
>>152417464
Everything about her is fucking perfect
>>152416898
The loli succubus is 70 year old.
>>152417877
That's fine. It's not like the wrinkles give the banter.
a birthday party for yun yun
>>152380620
I'm dumb and didn't get the ending.
Did he stay beyond the door or did he just wake up again?
>>152373371
A white blonde European loli, a strawberry blonde brown loli and a ash grey haired, hazel-brown Japanese loli succubi please.
>>152418445
You can't afford it.