Welcome to the Succubus Store, anon
What would you like to order?
im looking for sensei, have you seen her?
>the tan ones on the right and back left
I'd like to trade my soul for 1 blue skinned succubus waifu, please.
I'll have you all burned on a stake
non-humans, demons and their supporters will be purged
I'd like to sign up as a teaching aid for the succubus training program please
I'll have what he's having
>All these fags wanting vanilla succubutts instead of glorious blueberry or even strawberry
I'm disappointed in you guys.
Why not just get a normal girl and stick some fake horns, tails and wings on them.
>that triangle face
>the tits just have 3 in between them
KEK is this the power of japan
>Thats a demon not a succubus
There's a difference?
Also, if you read her profile she isn't really dominant, sure she like to take charge at first but it isn't S&M, and she melts into a classic waifu like every other MGP girl.
One loli please, with a serving of dere on the side.
Yes, I'll take one with the biggest, hugest, most impressive
talent. Or if you have any futas I'll take all of those...
If not I'll take the Incubus(female). You know, the sharp-dressed one in the suit.
Can I tittyfuck you in reality and not in a fantasy?
Male:gender bender, futanari, female:dick growth, slimegirl, ghost girl, glasses, stockings/pantyhose.
Those should be enough keywords to put together a pretty nice succ dream, right?
Have me be a Girl in the dream too
A loli, her oppai loli sister and their ara ara thick mom.
All 3 in a yuri threesome and I get to join and be the only dick around and they are desperate for some. And I want the milf to lactate.
And the small loli must be pure and call me oniichan but the oppai loli must be a complete whore and want it really badly.
I also want to have unlimited stamina and the ability to cum infinitely in the dream.
Do you think the Succubi can do non-sexual dreams, too?
Like, fuck, imagine if you were somewhat smart and could go to a Succubi store and say, "I want a dream that lasts for what seems like years, with just me and whatever I need to work on science." Would that work?
Or power fantasy dreams, like "I want a dream where it's the exact world we're in now, down to the letter, but I have whatever superpower I want, and it lasts for as long as I want it to." Why wouldn't someone go there if you could get these infinite dreams to extend your consciousness' lifespan by decades every dream?
They need to drain sexual energy, that's the whole point of it for them.
If you're not having a horny dream you're not releasing it so they're not getting their nourishment.
They might be able to do that with their dream magic, maybe not. But you'd need to at least give them a reason to do it .
I would like this one that looks suspiciously like Wiz. Thank you.
I’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.
Also for the thickest succubus out of all of you to sit on my face
Not that anon but i would say thats a good way overflow your brain's memory. the human brain can only store 2.5 petabytes. I dont think anyone has ever reached the limit ao im not sure if your brain would just start dropping shit or lock everything new out.
Because man, when you start warping reality with shit like that every time you wake up you are going to become more and more detached. Probably exponentially with every experience.
I mean, I am not a neuroscientist, but I know just having a fucked up dream (good or bad) can set me off for an entire day and sometimes two. Living in a perceived period of time away from reality for years or a decade would fuck your mind sideways.
But I'm not the one with the fetish.
>orders all that shit to feed the succubus
>proceeds to have her sit on his face
>Pay all the money for the food
>As I wait for the food have the succubus sit on my face
>When the food is ready, THEN eat it with the succubus
I never said anything about scat, man.
Sure like to infer literal shit, don't'cha?
>I don't need anything lewd
>just sitting beside her on a couch, maybe watching a a movie while being under a blanket with some popcorn
How it took this long for there to be an actual response is beyond me
and its still fairly vanilla
Nursing handjob from a lactating Wiz
Followed by milky paizuri from Wiz
Consensual Missionary with Wiz
Immediately proceeded by Wiz licking herself clean with the help of a second Wiz
Cuddling and drifting off to sleep in Wiz's arms
That whole "time goes slower in dreams" thing is bullshit. You couldn't actually experience years. You would just bounce around between events without having to wait for time to pass.
1 Koito for a vessel and a dozen big dicked, ripped as fuark anons.
>casually browsing /a/ after a hard workout a steak dinner and am now waiting on my homemade cookies to cool
>think about posting a pumped semi nude with a prominent bulge showing through my jogging pants and saying "I'm in.
>Realize that you're probably a dude
>And that I'll get banned from /a/....again.
I wish to be a demon king who's disguised as a normal ordinary salary man.
I also wish to have thick sexually deprived christmas cake lust after my dick
And an oral obsessesed short stack girl who can handle something that's fairly large.
Also an adorkable anime girl who has a daddy/daughter fetish
Oh and a magic flying carpet.
Something with a dick. And balls. And no tits. You know what, I think I'm in the wrong store. I only came in here because I thought it was a Hot Topic and I need a gift for my angsty friend.
I'd like you to fill every show with semen demons.
>Succubus states they can do gender-bending dreams
>Realistic memorable dream of being a woman with a cock insider her
The road to insanity.
Yes I know I am looking too hard into a joke/setup
>give it the flat ass of a nip
Meaning and purpose in my life please, with a side order of somebody to hold me close on the cold and lonely nights when all I have is my own thoughts and the darkness to keep me company.
Well to build a succ harem and to pick just from what is shown here >>152380434 , and to use only their looks and what I know of character types, but not characters themselves.
#1: I'd go with bottom right/right as main girl, since she seems like the type that knows all kinds of sexy time fun, but is still intelligent enough not to get carried away and drain me to death.
#2: 2nd row first one since she seems almost like the main girl, except tanned and a less experienced, but still willing to learn with (you).
#3: 2nd row #8/second-to-last seems like the type to go with anything you can ask her, but would like to be the dom in some S&M play, also seems like the type that can get carried away and drain you to death.
#4: 3rd row #7 Seems like girl #3, except a bit shy and pale.
#5: 4th row #1, Seems like the harem manager/leader type.
#6: 5th row #4, Basically the ara-ara~ sensei of the girls, acts a bit shy/submissive but is most experienced/most skilled succubus of them all.
I'll take white ＳＵＣＣ
White ＳＵＣＣ is best ＳＵＣＣ
>You'll never get drained by a succubus
Why even live
Can I become a qt succubus girl? I'll work at the store!
I want to kiss
Still wish they'd draw her like an actual musclegirl though. Nothing too extravagant, just some cut abs and defined biceps would be enough.
No it is madness
>What will you be having sir?
I SHALL HAVE YOUR HEAD ON A PIKE
ALL DEMONS WILL FALL BEFORE MY RIGHTEOUS FURY
>develop some unsavory characterictics
Come on anon. They don't need to drown in despair to develop unsavory characteristics. They will just by going into dungeons regardless.
I can only imagine how fast a crusader would lose all his will to fight if a little succubus girl snuck up behind him and gave an innocent little hug.
Hey wait a minute...
-God is the creator of all things
-This would have to include demons like succubi
-All of God's creations are held to honor and love one another
-If one of God's creations does wrong to you, you're held to turn the other cheek and let them continue
-All of God's creations are held to love their neighbors as they love themselves
Shoot, Crusaders would be the equivalent of a rampaging barbarian with no respect in the eyes of The Lord.
Even worse, he'd think more highly of a barbarian, Crusaders tarnish His holy name!
NONE MY STAY MY BLADE
MY SOUL BURNS WITH HOLY RAGE AND MY HUNGER MAY ONLY BE SATED BY THE BLOOD OF THE WICKED
DEUS VULT DEUS VULT DEUS VULT
Get back, Satan! Go back to the depths from whence you came, and will remain for all eternity!
I wonder who could be behind this post?
In Monster Girl Encyclopedia
Think Square to rectangle.
Demons are specialized angry succubi who go around turning any women they find into a monster. Normal succbi don't usually care enough to do that. They're also more on the dom side. You're right though once she husbandos you it's pretty much the same lovey dovey stuff as most other monsters.
>m-da is slowly moving away with Strength
I won't want to live on this planet anymore.
Just for reference, is there any order they won't fulfill?
I don't want to go into the succubus store and tell them what I want only for them to look at me like I'm some kind of depraved freak
Considering Succubi are supposed to be summoned entities with immortal souls - as long as you don't corrupt a soul - you're fine with anything you wish.
And I mean nothing you do to Succubi body counts as corrupting a soul.
Just don't use her as a fuel for magitech experiments or something.
it is legitimately one of the funniest anime I've ever seen, with an excellent sense of comedic timing and an endlessly entertaining cast of characters. That said, the animation is pretty bad, as you say.
It's okay anon, my first order would be
nns-style woundfucking followed with anal with only blood as lube.
I'm not ok with this on a vast number of levels.
Everything about her is fucking perfect