>walking back home >see this what do?

>not capitalizing CD
What is wrong with the modern youth?

>>152321750
what the fuck is a cds?

>CD's
>not cassettes or vinyl

I'm 18, I don't like CDs.

>>152321750
Does she have dark side of the moon?

I was taught to never trust a loli, especially when they promise you music.

>>152323558
Well, she IS in the sewer.

Somebody already flushed that loli. There's clearly something wrong with her.

Do you also have beer in there?

Never trust a loli

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>>152321750

Enter into he sewer to get some rock cds.
I'll only freak when I begin to see the signs.

>>152321750
How can she push that cover up with only one hand?
I remember playing around with those things as a kid back in the day and they were super fucking heavy.

>>152323785
The fact that it's so easy tells you this is all a trap.

>>152321750
Only if I'm Adam Jensen

>>152323785
Looks like you've never watched the anime.

>>152323723
who would be writing these though?

>>152323631
This

>>152324306
really makes you think...

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>>152321750
Put it in the hole.

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>>152323610

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Does she have any Ronnie James Dio stuff?

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>>152321750
I follow her down there and meet my horrific demise.

>>152321750
Ask if they all float down there.

>>152324629
kek, took me a second

>>152321750
I don't have anything to play CDs so I would have to decline.

>>152324915

poor anon, he died in a tremendous way

>>152323723
>Idols loli
I laugh every time

Sewer Loli: she watches you masturbate.

>>152325296
Well, so long as she doesn't tape me I still have plausible deniability.

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>>152325296

i am ok with this

>>152325296
Can I watch her watching me masturbate?

>>152325546
Not unless you let her watch you watching her watching you masturbate.

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>>152325674

what if there are 2 loli watching?

>>152325730
The second one has to help if she wants me to let the first one watch me watching her watching me masturbate.

>>152325730
>>152325940
What watching one watch the other watching you masturbate.

>>152326008
Why would a loli want to watch another loli?

>>152326139
The same reason you would want to watch a loli

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>>152321750
Sick japs and their salarymenphile fantasies

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>>152326181

>>152321750
Join her. I've always wanted to be raped by lolis.

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>>152323610

>>152326711
You really don't.

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>>152326247
I don't like beer or classic rock. Will I ever be man enough for a loli to love me?

>>152321750
"Ayy bitch you got that new Death Grips?"

>>152327204
Nope.

>>152327204
>implying ravenous murder machines feel things like love

>>152327204
Don't give up, Anon, once you get to be around the same age as her father then you'll have a chance.

:3 keep posting more "Info" pics like this one >>152323723

>>152327144
But I do. I would love to be ravaged by lolis.

>>152327547
>:3
Kill yourself.

>>152327576
Famous last words

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>>152327576

>>152323723
>walking along the path
>it's dark and wet, the smell is earthy and pungent
>you want those rock CDs so bad
>pull out your phone for extra light
>you see a few lolis around there, they are preoccupied playing with dirt and old toys
>a few "Not dangerous if left alone" symbols dot the walls, you feel what could almost be described as relief
>you continue, the sewer begins ramping downward and it gets darker
>you notice a "Hostile environment" symbol scratched into the wall, on the ground in front of it is a suspicious dark stain
>you try not to think to hard about it and continue
>as you get deeper, more symbols dot the walls
>you're not sure what they're referencing, but they seem to indicate the area is safe
>no lolis have been spotted
>you come to a bend in the path, the smell is worse than ever but you're sure the rock is down here
>the tunnel narrows and you begin crawling
>can only see so far ahead of you with your phone flashlight, the darkness seems to stretch forever
>soon the tunnel is too narrow to turn around, and you'll have to back out from this point on if you need to get out
>the symbols appear even in this tunnel, though they seem different than before
>they're much more random and the drawing style seems subtly different
>eventually you get to a metal hatch, it is not possible to move it
>you're confused as to why the symbols would lead you down this path only to lead to an impassible metal grate when you notice it
>just beyond the panel, which you can reach if you put your arm through the grating is a symbol
>drawn just like the early ones
>"Symbols have been compromised"
>your blood goes ice cold
>suddenly you hear giggling from the other side of the gate
>you try to turn around, but the concrete tunnel is too small
>it's getting closer as you desperately back up and try to get away
>a small hand grabs you by the leg as you rush
>you realize the giggling wasn't coming from the other side of the grate, it was coming from behind you

>>152322157

What are you implying here? That being 18 is too old to like music or that you're too young to care about semi-obsolete technologies?

>>152321750
do these rock cds float?

>>152329246
No, they roll.

>>152329098
I'm guessing the latter; everybody likes music. But I could see someone born in 1998 or 1999 never getting into CDs, since MP3 players became a thing when he was a toddler.

>>152321750
THEY ALL FLOAT DOWN HERE!

>>152321750
What's the worst that could happen? It sounds like she's just trying to liquidate some of her old CD collection and move to digital copies.

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No thanks, the game starts in minutes and me and my bro here are gona tailgate

>>152326247
Why would little girls kidnap grown men?

>>152329794
You don't want to know

>>152329741
>katchup

Look here buddy, you seem like a nice guy, so let me in there, hand me a beer and I'll show you how to actually grill up some meat.

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>>152329045
too spooky

>>152329741
Dude those power tools are awesome, want to build a doghouse or something together? My bro was going to come over next week to fix my fence but I think you and me could tackle that in like, 2 hours. Hey, can you give me a ride to my house dude? Yeah I'll just hop right in okay? And let me see that drill man, that thing is fucking sweeeeet!

>>152329045
Oh come on, what's she going to do to you? It's not like you found out the hole was made for your or anything.

>>152329402
It's weird to look back at my first car, and remember having to put a matchbook under the 8-track to get it to play right.

>>152321750
Follow along, maybe i'll get some rock out of it i don't know yet.

>>152321750
Nice try, I know that's just an acronym for Cannibalistic Dweller.

>>152324274
I Just googled it up and downloaded the series
What am I in for?

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>>152329914
is that...fern gully?

>>152331146
Maximum edge and cute lolis.

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>>152331146
Lots of 10/10 lolis. Also many of them die.

I don't really listen to rock. Don't you have any jazz?

>>152331772
Sure, buddy. We got your Monks, your Minguses, your Coltranes, your Dolphies, anything you want. Just come a little closer and I'll let you have a listen.