You have accidentally made a Faustian bargain. If you do nothing, you will be condemned to slavery in Satanichia's domain forever.
How will you get out of the contract, /a/?
You mean this face.
How she makes single men disapear?
Oh no, cute demons are going to torture me for all eternity. God save my soul (please don't).
Luckily the show is about all four of them so Satania is a main character.
Why are demons infinitely superior?
I was hoping Raphiel would be part of the main group but obviously not.
She's not even in the same class, but the OP and ED still count her as one of the main four.
I early await the doujinshi. I just hope it doesn't going into hardcore bully/mind break/forced bestiality and is just light teasing/femdom fallowed scissoring and confessions of love
>Gabriel is literally not sexy
She's literally the only fappable character in the show.
I want to cum inside Gabu-chan.
I want to lick Vigne armpits and do other sinful acts.
Angels don't even have genders. They're usually androgynous in appearance. Shit. Higher choirs of angels are just really fucking weird monsters with several heads, glowing fire for heads, several wings, etc.
Pic related is an angel.
Liberal to the point of basically making shit up to fit the scene and ignoring what's actually said. Fansub groups never used to do it, but it started creeping in over the years until they all fucking died. CR subs were mostly literal until recently.
I ain't no bitch, chef.
You're looking too deep in your Chinese cartoons anon.
It's a silly comedy show, anon.
This is you wallpaper for the season.
People keep bringing that up, but this is one of the rare shows that doesn't seem to follow the pattern. The four main girls are all considered weird because they're too nice for demons and too callous for angels. The other angels we've seen were all normal, and demons are probably the same. And it's purely for comedic purposes because irony is funny.
There are better shows for wallpapers this season.
The show is literally about angels and demons not fitting their given role. I don't doubt it if they forget that later on and it's just four girls messing with each other.
because demon girls do nothing wrong.
angel girls are either flowerheads or insane dominatrixes.
Isn't that how demons got started though? Angels went down to earth to help, gave them magic and wisdom and what not, which they used to slaughter each other
The angels in question were then cast out and became demons
If I remember correctly
>Japan fucking hates Christians
>No other religion killed or enslaved as many people
Here's your respective (you).
Religion and men are two separate things anon, it's not god's will that the man in front of you pulls the trigger.
I won't bother any further with this, ask >>>/his/ or something.
America was for separation of church and state, which wasn't a social norm back in those days.
Nothing wrong with that.
>slaughter in Americas
Americans are nut-jobs, more news at 11.
Aren't that bad, it was English propaganda at a time when England and Spain liked to fight each other.
>Go ahead and show me a religion with even half the kill count of christianity.
Communist Party of China and the Mongolian Empire.
Islam is small time compared to christians and chinks.
i havent found anything online anything to back up your claim, so im calling this utter crap until one is provided - islam has warred plenty across the middle east, africa and asia
How is this even Kana Hanazawa? She sounds nothing like her.
I want to make Vigne and Satanica single mothers
lol no angels saw that women were desirable so they made bodies for themselves and took human wives. They had freakishly strong offspring and created a world of vice and violence. Angels forsaking their place were what the flood fixed. Demons are what these angels were called after they had betrayed god.
Angels are spirit creatures. Before the flood it seemed that they had the okay to create flesh and blood bodies for themselves at will. They used these bodies to have kids with humans. Likely due to some tampering the offspring were large and incredibly strong. They were called the Nephilim. After the flood only when specifically allowed could spirits make physical bodies, thus no more abominations.
the various translations are honestly very close, its only once you get into the nitty gritty doctrinal desputes that they become important detail wise. Angels aren't talked about in much personal detail, but what it does say just opens up more questions. Modern christendom borrows most of its interpretations not from the scripture but from various cultures that it ran over 1500 years ago.
Her sadistic smug personality reminds me so much of this asshole.
Does she have a problem /a/?
Why was Gabriel surveying the tastes of single men? I legitimately didn't get that part.
Hell denizen probably use refined tools like forks and knives.
Have you considered that the reason for his omniscience might be Angel surveys?
>yfw Heaven's only provider is Comcast
This isn't Heaven. This must be Hell.
I relate with Satania on an emotional level
>getting out in the first place
My brother is just like Raphiel. He's a fucking asshole.
I can relate so fucking much with Gabriel.
This is nothing compared to what Junketsu no Maria threads were like.
>tfw reading this post as a younger brother who thinks best girl is Raph
>Taller than all of them
Why is Gabriel such a womanlet?
Being tall is for working plebs.
This is my girlfriend. Say something nice about her.
I WANT TO COMMIT ALL SORTS OF SINS.
Fuck off EOP.
Vigne > Gabriel > Satania > Raphiel
Has anyone made transparencies of these cutouts in the OP yet? I might do some of them if not.
So we could have had a race of Ubermenschen?
That was unexpected and pretty mean. Vigne has a bit of real demon in her.
Yeah, you'd like that wouldn't you.
Gab did nothing wrong.
What would you do if you were in Raphiel's position?
>In demonology, Vine (also known as vain) is an Earl and also a King of Hell, commanded by Satan. He is known to be the trickiest, deadliest demon. He has the power to take one's soul without permission.
Where was she hiding this all day?
She's dreaming about holding Raphiel's nice ass in her hands.
I like to imagine /a/ as Satania and I'm Raphiel.
I'd be your Satania.
Gab with her hair up does things to my penis.
Damn that ED is catchy
Why is this fucker so compassionate, she's supposed to be a D E M O N
>欲求不満 = terribly frustrated
This fucking sub
Is it just me or does this not make any sense in context
Or is Gabu just being very sarcastic
I want to tell Vigne that she's
I bet she'll eat anything
Gabriel is so small and cute.
The only thing that's fat is her chest
How would you bully Satania?
PS the dog already stole her melon-pan
It does make sense. The chopsticks have this perforation in the middle that helps you separate them. She, instead of using the perforation as a reference, split them apart across the perforation.
Source: I am japanese
I want to go to hell.
I was gonna say give her her least-favorite kind of bread in a melon-pan wrapper, but she will eat anything so that probably wouldn't be that effective
So I'll go with headpats
Don't equate the rest of us with Protestants. Also killing pagans and Muslims is acceptable, since they're not people
Jesus Christ I can't stop laughing to this retarded fish.
>they see your penis
Don't agree. I go easy on Christianity because of its influence on both the world at large, and particularly in Western society, but generally speaking, desert kike religions have nothing to do with us. Polytheistic paganism is the true nature of our Proto-Indo-European ancestors.
Cause I'm a piece of shit, it ain't hard to fucking tell. It don't make sense, going to heaven with the goodie-goodies, dressed in white. I like black tims and black hoodies.
Why is she always taking a shit?
It was a mistake to even participate in the retardation going on in here.
I'll just see myself out.
And apparently it didn't post my pic.
Also, in one of the art things, Vigne also has a panda kigurumi, so that's another parallel with this particular Yui
Who gives a shit what those faggots were doing way back then.
Even China was beating us in technology at that point for the most part.
It was also christianity that guided us after the fall of Rome.
Damn at least WW2 can be explained as multiple people's fault.
>I wonder what an Angler Fish would even taste like
Vigne is the straight man, dude. She has some yamato nadeshiko traits, but she's less that than a straight man. She exists to balance Gab and Satania's boke's acts.
Top cute, I just want to pinch her cheeks and ruffle her hair.
I want to register a relationship with Vigne and have a dream wedding at Tokyo Disneyland.
You couldn't come up with a dumber name if you tried.
>all those exposed shoulders/back and armpits
It must be heaven for my dick.
I want to cum all over Vigne's small chest, hear her soft moans with her eyes closed as the hot splashes land on her skin, and watch her rub my semen all over in circles until her breasts glisten with my cum.
Unf, those tiddies
can't wait for the coffee shop and beach episodes
>The fucking bass is fucking raw Satania!
Was she poooping or peeing on this scene?
I'm guessing that pooping because if she was only peeing, not having TP would be a minor inconvenience, but if she was pooping then the lack of TP is pretty bad, as her reaction made it seem.
>I'm guessing that pooping because if she was only peeing, not having TP would be a minor inconvenience, but if she was pooping then the lack of TP is pretty bad, as her reaction made it seem.
Your logic is cruel and sharp like a katana.
The low twintail hairstyle really does things for me. Shame it's always outnumbered so significantly by the higher twintails.
Low twintails by themselves are incredibly attractive, but when you have them hanging over your chest like Satania does then it makes dick transcend diamonds into whole new uncharted levels of hardness.
angels confirmed for not being able to win against the cock
>not wearing them as a sockmask
satan uses an edgy scythe btw nerds
Her socks do unhealthy things to my dick.
Your loss kid, more sensory pleasure for the rest of us. Do you even like to sniff girls?
does the thought of eating pussy disgust you as well?
I want to be her dog and lick her foot.
Did anyone else notice that Satania recognized that Gab was angel before she even saw her, whereas she didn't realize Raphiel was one until she was told. Plot hole or intentional?
I love how Satania still tries to act cool, even when she's extremely nervous. I can't blame Raphael for messing with her. It's hard to resist.
How evil would it be if I poured rotten milk all over, covered her lunch with eraser shavings, drenched all her books and stuff with water, and carved "GO KILL YOURSELF CHUUNI" all over Satania's desk?