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Thank goodness.
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>>152316057
>64
shit I didn't realize we were so far behind
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I'll post the joined spreads after I'm done
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>>152316190
The gap grows every week ;_;
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>>152316491
I havent read it
But it peaked my interest, i think ill pick it up
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>>152316491
Make me, fuccboi. :^)
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>>152316491
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>>152316626
>still not doing anything
:^)
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>>152316491
I'm wondering why this shit seems like it always appear in Samon thread? Why boku academia exactly? I mean, it's not like this series can threaten any series to be axed soon right?
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SERVICE
And that's the end of the chapter
>>152316707
It's a falseflagger, Anon.
At least I hope it is.
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Author comment
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Joined pages
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>>152316742
>>152316772
Thanks for the dump. Now the author comment makes sense.
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And this was in the magazine
>>152316835
No prob, anytime
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>>152316707
It's the same shitposter who appears in WT threads. Report and ignore.
>>152316821
>that Yada
sweet god
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>>152316742
>>152316772
Thanks for the dump. I hope TL anon shows up soon.
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>>152316491
Weak bait desu.
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>>152316706
EMMIIIIIIII
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If this got an anime, which studio and VAs would be best?
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>>152319686
Sunrise or we riot
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>>152319686
I could see Kamiya voicing Samon.
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>>152319686
It needs to be Sunrise.
Maybe Daisuke Namikawa for Samon.
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so I noticed this is barely scanlated, are there coherent TL threads in the archives that anyone can link or is it just random chapters that have been translated?
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>>152320447
Every Monday there's an anon who translates some chapters from Spanish. You can find them all in the archive. Typeset chapters go up to 23 or so, but Spanish anon is up to the forties.
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>>152320447
Well there's an anon who translates from spanish and a guy who typesets it. I'm supposed to tl check him but I've been caught up in my own series so I didn't find the time yet. Soon though
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>>152320369
The art gives me already some nice Kumeta vibes. Must be the clear sharp lines andwaifus
I'll be honest; I don't read the manga but from the premise and random pics I click now and then in your threads, I would grab this from a bookstore anytime.
One can hope it gets licensed in Europoor, r-right?
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>>152320447
http://desuarchive.org/a/search/subject/Samon
Threads with TLs start from
>>149517213
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>>152316945
TLs will be late today.3 more hours.
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>>152316742
>fucking Kanako
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>>152323734
We will survive!
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>>152319686
Not sure if the voice would be appropriate, but I keep hearing Chiyo Sakura's VA whenever I read Tesshi's lines.
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>>152325301
What are they saying?
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>>152326199
No idea
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Reminder that this exists
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>>152316335
"No, not like that/this(Anri's line in the 1st panel)" isn't a unique phrase at all, but there's a trivial fact about the meme and the author.
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>>152327832
It's nice to see all these little references.
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>>152327832
I don't know how he does it
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>>152316594
The blizzard stopped when Anri shouted "Stop it!" . The caption in the 2nd panel says "Winter is the concept created by the evil god Angra Mainyu."
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>>152328272
How can Anri be so best?
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>>152328272
I keep forgetting that she's reponsible for more than just plagues
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>>152328033
He did't say it clearly but the blue ribbon is Hestia's ribbon from DanMachi. The concept of these drawings is "misusage of the ribbon".
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>>152316221
Yada looking good without her glasses.
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The holidays are over, so from now on I'll be dumping less than 5 chapters again.
Chapter 40: Samon-kun Continues To Be A Fatass
>Narration: Last week, Samon-kun succumbed to gluttony and gained a lot of weight.
>In the end, he started dieting along with Tesshi for a week.
>If you’re wondering what happened to the fatass…
>Tesshi: Hey!! Samon-kun!!
>Narration: Well, he's still a fatass.
>Tesshi: You hid another mini salami under your sleeve!!
>I’m confiscating that!! Hand it over!!
>Narration: Samon, who has absolutely no self-control, loathes discipline.
>Tesshi: That’s enough!! Keep this up and you’ll never lose weight!!
>Narration: And so, the diet continues along with its difficulties…
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>>152329856
Nice.
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Page 2
>Narration: At the same time, the demons started hatching a plan…
>Caption: Spiritual World
>Hat Girl: Ah! Nebiros-sama!
>Nebiros: What are you doing here, Sar?
>Don’t you have work to do?
>Hat Girl: Ummm, I’m free today…
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>Hat Girl: So your superiors called for you, right?
>Nebiros: ...Yeah, I’m already preparing myself for an unpleasant talk.
>If I remember correctly, I’ve been having a lot of problems recently and they've been making my job complicated...
>Nebiros: It’s been a while since I’ve kept an eye on Samon…
>During that time, he must have had his fill of abusing a multitude of demons as he pleased…
>Narration: The scum, who has had his fill.
>Nebiros: Anyways, you need to attend as well.
>Hat Girl: You’re so straight laced~ To think that today is…
>Nebiros: "Today is"?
>Hat Girl: Ah! Nothing…
>Nebiros: ...? Whatever, I’m going.
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>Nebiros: I must have been summoned by “those two”.
>Voice: It’s been a while, Nebiros.
>Nebi-kun, you’re always too busy to ever come visit us.
>More importantly, looks like you’ve been well.
>Have you already gotten used to life on the surface?
>Right: Satanachia
>The second of the six Pillars of the Red Dragon. Captain-General.
>Ability: Controls all women.
>Left: Agaliarept
>The third of the six Pillars of the Red Dragon. Commander.
>Ability: Can reveal any secret.
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Do you pronounce the "ch" in "Satanachia"? Does it matter?
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>Nebiros: It's…
>It’s been a long time…I must say, you both came as always…
>Satana: So formal!
>Satana: Don’t start off with such a straight laced greeting, it’s a waste of time!
>Nebiros: Ca…Captain Satanachia…
>Agaliar: Like she said, let’s get straight to the point.
>You know why we called for you, right?
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>>152330098
Satanachia's ability is "charms all women", not "controls".
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>Agaliar: Nebiros, in the flesh.
>Nebiros: Commander Agaliarept…
>Of...Of course I know why…
>Nebiros: I’ve set aside my duty so I could take on this human body…
>Even now, I still haven’t defeated Samon...
>I’ve been living on the surface as if nothing was wrong…!!
>Nebiros: My incompetence is to blame for all this…
>I will accept any punishment for that!
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>Both: This is bad…
>The tension is too high…
>Agaliar: Th-This is bad, even though it seemed like a great idea in concept…
>...Just kidding! We surprise you!!
>Satana: We made a surprise party to celebrate all your hard work~!!
>The mood is way too cold.
>Satana: What were we thinking? We already invited a bunch of people, and we can’t just cancel the party…
>Hat girl: Woah...A surprise party? Awesome!
>Agaliar: I…I know.
>Our only option is to make Nebi-kun attend the party.
>Nebiros: …
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>Nebiros: Are you going to imprison me?
>Agalia: Eh?!
>Nebiros: If you throw me in jail, then I will accept your decision without any complaints.
>Agaria: Eh...naaah...we weren’t thinking about imprisoning you…
>That’s not it…
>How should I say this…
>Sign: Do not enter
>It’s just that we’ve prepared
>A much better room for you!!
>Top: Thanks for all your hard work, General Nebiros
>Middle: Good luck with your human life!!
>Sign: Reunion for Cheering On the General
>~Do your best with your human life~
>Flowers: Association for the Victims of Samon Shosuke
>Kitagawa Cafe
>Yasu
>Satana: What do we do, Agacchi? Even after all of our preparations, we put off the party more each time…
>Hell’s No. 5
>Satanachia
>Nickname: Nakki
>Hell’s No. 6
>Agaliarept
>Nickname: Agacchi
>Agacchi: Relax, Nakki…We just have to make him calm down.
>W-Well, Nebi-kun, calm down.
>Nakki: T-That’s right, you’re too tense~
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>Nakki: We didn’t summon you to punish you~
>Agacchi: Actually, we wanted to congratulate you!
>You work too much, so you need to rest a little…
>Nebiros: How carefree…!!
>Nebiros: Even as we speak, Samon is sharpening his fangs!!
>We don’t have time to rest!!
>Narration: The scum sharpens his fangs.
>Nebiros: I can’t allow myself to waste a single second…
>Agacchi: C…Calm down, Nebi-kun.
>Nakki: Wait…if this continues, the party…
>Now, invite him directly, Agacchi...
>Agacchi: Don’t be ridiculous, it’s impossible for him to go like this.
>He’ll get annoyed and say, “You’re all a bunch of slackers”.
>(Scary...)
>Nebiros: Well then…
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>Nebiros: I don’t need words of congratulations.
>If you’ll excuse me.
>Agacchi: O…Oi…
>There’s nothing left to lose!!
>Agacchi: W…Wait, Nebi-kun.
>Agacchi: T-The truth is that we prepared a party for you.
>(Heheh)
>Nebiros: A party…?
>Nakki: T-That’s right!! so you could relax a bit…
>(Ufufu)
>Nebiros: What a relief…But I just said that I don’t have time for this!!
>Nebiros: As soon as you look away, Samon will summon demons for no reason and wreak havoc and chaos...
>I’m sure he’s hatching a plan!!
>Narration: The scum hatches a plan.
>Tesshi: Do it over!!
>Diet Plan: Sleep, Play
>Eat whenever I feel like it
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>Nebiros: And that’s why I cannot rest…
>Agacchi: B-But even though you've been work hard all the time, you still haven’t succeeded in capturing him with your current method.
>Nebiros: UGH…This…
>Nakki: Don’t think about it too much, Nebi-kun! Even warriors take breaks!
>It worked.
>Agacchi: It worked.
>That’s right, you need to relax so you’ll feel great afterwards.
>It’s not like we’re just drinking and being rowdy~
>Nebiros: …If you insist so much…
>Nebiros: Let’s go to this party...
>Sorry for the wait!! The host has arrived~!!
>Great, finally…
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>Let the congratulatory party for General Nebiros begin~!!
>Yaaaay!! Thank you for all your hard work!
>Nebiros: Why are there so many participants? Have they been doing their jobs? Though I could say the same regarding my superiors…
>Well, to be honest this feels like a waste of time, but my subordinates need to take a break...
>Nebiros: Well, as long as they don’t do any stupid events like…
>Voice: Alright, let’s start~
>Time for the entertainment portion of the party!!
>Nakki: And first up is…
>Crocell!!
>Crocell: I will now do my famous “boil tea with my belly button” act.
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>Crocell: ...HAAA!!
>SFX: GLUGLUGLUG
>It’s boiling!
>A classic technique!!
>I was waiting for this.
>Next up is Sargatanas.
>Hat girl: I will do my famous “turn invisible and make it look like two action figures are fighting each other” act~
>Sign: The sweets loving battalion commander: Action Figures
>Amazing!! it looks like the G*ndams are alive!!
>Amuro!! It's Amuro!!
>And next is…?!
>It’s now time for “Latte art”!!
>Sign: The general-waiter: Latte art
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>Aggachi: The general is actually employed as a waiter at a cafe in the world above!!
>You’ve been practicing latte art, right?!
>(Agacchi investigated it)
>Come on, show us this ability right now.
>Nakki: We prepared the tools for you~
>Step up, Nebi-kun!!
>Nakki: Ah!
>Kyaa~!! A bunny~!
>Look, guys!
>Isn’t this amazing?!
>Take a picture.
>Agacchi: Nebi-kun, do another…
>Uh, Nebi-kun?
>Nakki: Nebi-ku…
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>>152331044
An amazing battle
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>Latte: I’m leaving
>Nebiros: They were so excited about inviting me, but in the end they only wanted to fool around...
>It wasn’t very relaxing…
>Nebiros: But those guys are always causing me problems.
>While they’re resting, Samon can do whatever he wants and summon demons unopposed…
>Samon: Why are you badmouthing me behind my back?
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>Samon: It’s been a while since I’ve seen you, Nebiros...
>Nebiros: Samon?!
>Nebiros: Y...You’re Samon…Samon Shosuke?!
>Samon: What are you talking about? Of course it's me.
>Nebiros: B-But…
>That’s really Samon?!
>Nebiros: He has the aura of someone who has overcome a great trial…
>It’s like he’s a different person!!
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>Nebiros: What happened to him?!
>Samon: ...Perhaps you don’t recognize me after not seeing me for a long time?
>I’ve been holding out and training for that day to finally arrive…
>Samon: But this ends now...
>Samon: I’ll see you later.
>Nebiros: Hmm…
>That bloodlust directed towards me…
>…means that he’s challenging me to a duel, eh.
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>The other demons don’t get it…
>You’re the only one who truly understands my fighting spirit.
>It's for my own good!!
>Nebiros: If you want to come at me, do it!
>Narration: Afterwards, Samon-kun went to the café and ate a mountain of sweets.
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If that's how Samon turned out, then he either cheated or Tesshi looks like an absolute beast.
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Chapter 41: Samon-kun Couldn’t Care Less
>Oooh, Wow. Look at that.
>They’re going home hand in hand.
>Yep, what a touching scene.
>Emi: ...We’ve been full of couples lately.
>Does summer stimulate romance or something?
>Tesshi: You think?
>Emi: Being surrounded by all these people flirting is annoying.
>Tesshi: Don’t be like that...They all look so happy, don’t you think that’s great?
>SFX: bump
>Guy: Ah...Sorry about that…
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>>152331370
>that dramatic panel and resolution
I love it
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>>152331044
Sargatanas is a brigade commander, not a battalion commander.
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>Yada: What a pain…I’ll slit your throat…
>Guy: EEK
>Tesshi: Stop acting like that, Ya-san.
>Emi: Don’t be so jealous Ya-san. He’s ugly.
>Yada: Don’t try to stop me! Aren’t you guys pissed off?!
>Those guys laugh while look down on us (singles) from their high horses.
>Emi: Don’t put “singles” between parenthesis.
>Yada: Tch...useless…
>All the girls are in “Today I’ll go home from school with my boyfriend~” mode...
>”My boy friend from the other school will wait for me at the gate~”...
>Looks like everyone's having such a fun adolescence.
>Couple: Did I make you wait?
>Nope
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>Yada: The only guys that wait for me are the neighborhood delinquents who I’ve almost murdered…
>What did I do to them?
>But you just said that you almost murdered them.
>Yada: It would be nice if some day, the delinquents stopped waiting for me at the school gate.
>Emi: You mean like that?
>Yada: Right, right. Like that...
>Tesshi: Wait…You know him, Ya-san?!
>Yada: I remember his face. We fought in the past.
>Yada: So then, have you come for your revenge?
>Tesshi: Look at his face...he obviously has...
>Hey!!
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>Hey you, got some business with me?
>Ibaraki: Hmm…
>You remember me...?!
>Yada: You’re the delinquent who was fighting with Rin, right? I remember you.
>Yada: ...So? What do you want?
>Ibaraki: I-It’s not something that will cause you any trouble…
>There’s a lot of “people here”…
>Let’s go “talk” “somewhere” else…
>Yada: IF YOU WANNA TALK, DO IT HERE!!
>Tesshi: She has zero intention of listening!!
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>Yada: Your plan was to take me to some deserted place and gang up on me, right?
>I can read all you delinquents’ thoughts.
>Emi: Men can only approach Ya-san regarding matters of war, not love.
>Emi: Are you OK, old man delinquent?
>Tesshi: F-For now, I’ll call Samon-kun now that we’re dealing with an oni.
>Ibaraki: A…
>Ibaraki: As I thought, Kanako, you are super “amazing”…
>As expected of the “woman” I’m in “love” with.
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>Kai: HUH?! There’s a man that’s in love with Yada?! He exists?!
>Tesshi: That’s right, and here he is…
>Kai: Uwaa…this crude delinquent…?
>He has the same style as Yada.
>Samon: How unexpected, Ibaraki Douji likes Yada-san.
>Emi: Samon, Tesshi, you guys know him?
>Ibaraki: I’ve “fought” with those two and Kanako before…
>But I’d like for us to “forget everything”...!!
>Caption: Ibaraki Douji
>An oni who came from the Heian Era (794-1185). Was an apprentice of the most dangerous and terrible oni of them all, Shuten Douji.
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>Ibaraki: I don’t want to be on bad terms with the “friends” of the woman I “love”...
>If it’s possible I’d like you guys to “help” me with my “love" for Kanako!!
>Samon: How selfish…
>Emi: Yeeeah!! I’ll help you!!
>Tesshi: Uh.
>Tesshi: W-Wait, Emi, you’re taking this pretty lightly…
>Emi: But don’t you think it’s a miraculous stroke of good luck that there’s a guy in love with Ya-san?
>It’s sorta like being struck by lightning after winning 300 million yen from the lottery.
>Tesshi: But that’s bad luck.
>Emi: Look, old man Ibaraki, what is it that you love about Ya-san?!
>Ibaraki: I-It…was her “great” “strength”.
>Kai: Her strength, eh…I don’t get it.
>What’s so great about a violent woman like her…
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>>152331693
slit your throat -> chop down your wrist
He's ugly -> You're embarrassing
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>>152331693
It always amuse me that Tesshi friends are all basically assholes.
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>Kai: He struck me with the “ ! ” ?!
>Kai: Owww!! But it’s true!! We’re talking about Yada, right?!
>Tesshi: But if she held her tongue, Ya-san would be the most beautiful girl in the school.
>Emi: That’s right. If she were unconscious, she could even be Miss Universe.
>Kai: You call that flattery?!
>One time we went to the hot springs together, and I saw that Ya-San also had a great body.
>Her breasts are like finely polished jewels…
>His nose is bleeding.
>What an old fashioned reaction!!
>That’s a really out of date way of displaying your emotions!!
>Is this old man up to date with the times?
>Tesshi: Well, he’s actually an oni from the Heian era.
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>Ibaraki: Then, that aside, for reference…
>What “kind” of guy does Kanako like?
>Emi: Ahhh~ It’s hard to say, but…
>Emi: Despite how she looks,
>Delinquents are out of the question...
>Kai: Whaat? Why, isn’t she a delinquent?
>Samon: She hates her equals?
>Emi: No, it’s not that.
>Emi: She’s spent too much time living a life of kill or be killed.
>Even now, whenever she sees a delinquent she considers him an enemy and reflexively attacks him.
>It’ll be impossible to have a romance like that.
>Just like a bullfight.
>Reticle: Danger: Low Grade
>Caption: Ya-san's Vision
>Ibaraki: Then you can’t “see me” as a romantic interest?!
>Emi: Not as you are now.
>But no worries, just leave it to us!! The “Committee for Helping Delinquent Love”!!
>Samon: When did we form this committee?
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>>152332228
>What an old fashioned reaction!!
>That’s a really out of date way of displaying your emotions!!
>Is this old man up to date with the times?
I love it when they lampshade things like this.
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>What we gotta do is make you not look like a delinquent.
>We’ll start with your hairstyle.
>Emi: He looks like a young Eguchi Yosuke with his hair down.
>Kai: But with the high school uniform, he looks a lot like Michie in his worst years.
>Caption: Ibaraki Douji
>Now let’s address his getup.
>Well, Michie’s gone now. We’ve created a complete Eguchi.
>Wait, why was goal to turn him into Eguchi?
>Caption: A complete Eguchi
>Anyways, now he doesn’t give off a delinquent vibe!!
>Now to go on the offensive!!
>Ibaraki: H-Hello, “m’am”…
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>Ibaraki: Why don’t we go have some “tea” together…?
>Tesshi: They left that thing over his head!! Which totally gives off a delinquent vibe!!
>Yada: ...You’re the delinquent from last time!!
>Ibaraki: H-How did you know?!
>Yada: So you thought you could fool me with a disguise!!
>Emi: Now that her guard’s up, what do we do?
>We can’t go with him, or she’ll think he’s holding us hostage.
>Tesshi: In that case she’ll definitely kill Ibaraki-san.
>Samon: …
>Samon: What if you sent her a letter or something?
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>Th…
>That’s it, a love letter!!
>Yada: Hm?
>Emi: It’ll be enough to convey that you mean no harm in advance!!
>Tesshi: What happened, Ya-san? You look really happy.
>Yada: Hmmm~? You think~?
>Yada: Hey, you guys ever receive a love letter?
>Tesshi: Eh? I don’t think so.
>Emi: Why are you asking?
>Yada: Nah, nothing important. But…
>Yada: I’ve transformed into a different being than you guys.
>That’s all.
>Now she's really stuck up!!
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>>152332228
Well shit, Kai wasn't wrong
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>>152332410
Just like a bullfight -> Even a fighting bull is more rational than her
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>...Yeah, that's pretty much what happened…
>Emi: Ya-san looked super happy.
>Looks like she’s dying to come here, where the letter said to go.
>If you confess your love for her, she’ll be in the palm of your hands!!
>(It’s even making my heart race.)
>Ibaraki: Y-Yeah…
>Ah! Looks like she’s here!
>(Let’s hide.)
>Ibaraki: Alright, here I go.
>Heey, I’m…
>Yada: What kind of a stupid trick is sending a fake love letter!!
>Tesshi: She thought it was just a trap!!
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>>152332486
Michie means Hisashi Mitsui from Slum Dunk.
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>Emi: I don’t know what to do…
>I didn’t think Ya-san would be so stubborn.
>Emi: The “Committee for Helping Delinquent Love” is all out of strategies.
>Ibaraki: That’s enough.
>Emi: O-Old man Ibaraki…
>Ibaraki: ...I’ve caused you guys enough “trouble”.
>Ibaraki: I’m going to declare my love for Kanako one more time. On my own....
>Without “any” kind of “strategy”.
>Emi: Hey…
>Emi: You’re going without a plan?! Don’t be hasty!!
>Ibaraki: Relying on “plans” is not my style…
>Ibaraki: I’ll ask how she feels “straight to her face”.
>Yada: ...You got a lotta guts calling me out here.
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>Yada: Are you all out of tricks and disguises?
>Ibaraki: Y-Yeah…
>Instead I’ll do “that”.
>A “one on one” duel.
>Yada: Anyways, I’m sick of seeing your face...
>Emi: Do your best, old man~
>Kai: Oi, this isn’t some touching love confession…
>I don’t even know if this is a love confession.
>Yada: I’ll make you stop breathing right now!!
>Ibaraki: I’ll fearlessly convey my “feelings” to her...!!
>Ibaraki: I HAVE A “CRUSH” ON YOU!!
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>Yada: YOU WANNA CRUSH ME, MORON?!
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>Yada: TCH!! I don’t wanna see your face ever again!
>Emi: You alright?
>Tesshi: He’s breathing.
>Tesshi: I don’t think she understood it, even thought it was pretty straightforward…
>Emi: Maybe it came across as a display of power to Ya-san…?
>Samon: So...
>Samon: Now can we leave him alone?
>Narration: It looked like everyone had been waiting for someone to say that.
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>Encouraging his love any further would put his life in danger.
>He could not treat this as a romance that could be taken lightly.
>At that moment, the “Committee for Helping Delinquent Love” was disbanded.
>Nevertheless…
>Yada: You’re back again?!
>Yada: If you place a single hand on my friends or this school, I’ll kill you!!
>(Got it?!)
>Ibaraki: Won’t give up…
>I won’t give up…
>Narration: Summer has stimulated romance within this oni.
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>>152332486
>>152332831
The Spanish TL note only mentions that those two are actors from the 80's and 90's.
>>152332921
>>152332957
Ibaraki says "suki da” (I like you), but "suki da" (left a space behind) is also a phrase that you could say during a fight when you find your opponents weak spot (how Ya-san interpreted it).
The TL note considered it "untranslatable" and just left it like that.
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>>152333148
It's just a misunderstanding. Mitsuhiro Oikawa(another MIchie) never had long hair.
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>>152316742
>>152332228
What a coincidence having both chapters in the same thread
I'm glad the author remembers little things like that
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I don't get it, both the narrator and the characters in story say Ya-san is beautiful, maybe the most beautiful in their school, but Tesshi and Emi are both more attractive than her.
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>>152333616
The other two look cute, but Ya-san looks straight up gorgeous in that hot springs pic. Those glasses definitely hold her back.
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>>152333148
How about "Does it look like I have a 'hole' in my heart!?"
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>>152333616
>>152334024
I wonder how they'd look in a more "realistic" artstyle.
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>>152332210
Amazing how she's still mostly sane after hanging out with them for so long
I hope we get another time travel chapter to Tesshi's childhood. I wanna see what her implied mean streak was like
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>>152334253
I really like that, but I think the context is implying that his confession didn't get across to her at all. Or at least that's what she wanted us to think in that scene.
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>>152334260
>loli Tesshi makes Yada seem like a saint
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>>152334254
We'll find out if Tosh decides to make another pin-up of all the Jump heroines
Yada and Anri will be the most likely candidates, since they're both the most flirty and relatively popular girls in the story so far
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>>152334308
How about "Do I look open to you!?" as in open to attack and also open for dating
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>>152334388
>Tesshi was the bad influence that made Rin who she is today
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>>152334253
>>152334491
Don't forget to think of a matching English phrase for Ibaraki that'll imply that he wants to attack her.
Chapter 42: Samon-kun is Samon-kun, A Guy With an Unnatural and Unrefined silhouette. It's Best to Say That It's Tasteless.
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>Anri: Let’s go to the summer festival!!
>Tesshi: W-Why so sudden?
>(You took me by surprise...)
>Anri: Hehe…I’m great at sniffing out events made for people satisfied with their lives.
>So look what I found!!
>Flyer: Solomon Festival
>An event for adults and children! We await your attendance.
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>The Solomon Festival?
>Emi: Ah, it’s already that time of the year.
>Yada: It’s the same festival they do every year.
>Anri: W-Why don’t we all go together!!
>Even though it’s no big deal since I’m pretty accustomed to festivals…
>Tesshi: Eh? Really?
>Anri: Long ago, everyone all over the world would throw a “Please forgive us, Anri-sama” festival whenever I’d spread an epidemic.
>Guy: Please save our village from this plague!!
>Anri: I was the protagonist of all those festivals.
>Tesshi: Sounds more like you were the villain.
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>Anri: Shosuke, you’ll come too, right?!!
>Samon: It’s a shame, but…
>The two of us will be busy that day, so we can’t go…
>Eh…
>How boring.
>Anri: But…Shosuke…
>Samon: I’m sorry, but we’ve been planning something for that day for a long time.
>Tesshi: A-Anri-san, we’ll go with you!!
>Yada: That’s right, and we’ll wear yukata. We’ll need teamwork if our hunt is to be successful.
>Emi: Ya-san, you’re not very popular because you say words like “hunt” to describe flirting.
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>>152334707
Color.
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>Caption: A few days later
>Ooooh~!!
>You look really nice!! And so elegant!!
>Anri: C-C’mon!! Quickly!!
>Yada: Let’s start by going through the booths.
>Emi: Rin’s not coming?
>Tesshi: She said she’s coming with her friends. They should be here later.
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>>152334491
"You look open for me to take you out!!"
Is that okay?
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>Tesshi: Also, Kago-chan said she’ll meet up with us after hanging out with her first year friends.
>I guess we’ll meet her in time for the fireworks.
>Emi: Oh yeah, that’s right. There’s fireworks in this festival.
>By the way, what were the guys gonna do on a day like this?
>Tesshi: (Ahaha…)
>That’s true…
>Voice: Come on, step right up, welcome.
>Samon: Shoot the target, come play shoot the target!
>It’s the guys!!
>Stall: Shoot The Target
>Shirts: Festival
>Tesshi: So “we’ll be busy” meant you were gonna having a booth!!
>Anri: Shosuke~
>Samon: Hey, you guys wanna give it a shot too?
>Kai: Come, come, we have luxurious prizes~
>Kids: Woah!! There’s a PS4!!
>We wanna try!
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>>152333148
Q5: What is your favorite Gundam series, Numa-sensei?
A: Gundam Build fighters.
Q3 is about the magic circle on the title page of tankoubon. As you can see, he shows the magic circles of Solomon's 72 demons in numerical order. Volume 6 is Vlaefor(though he writes it as Valefar).
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>...Fall!!
>Samon: What a shame, you’ve run out of ammo!!
>Kids: What?! We hit it but it didn’t fall!!
>Maybe they set it up so we can’t knock down the prizes!!
>This is a scam!!
>Samon: Don’t be silly, kids.
>Kai: We’re not faking anything, see?
>Kids: Whatever, let’s go.
>We won’t forget this!!
>Samon: Hahaha, come again~
>Samon: ...I think it’s already time for a break.
>Hat girl: But I just had to turn invisible and hold up the prizes. I’m not really tired.
>Tesshi: You put together a scam like it was nothing!!
>Tesshi: What are you doing?! Do you enjoy deceiving kids?!
>Samon: Yes. It’s very fun.
>Tesshi: You're the devil!!
>Anri: This looks fun!! I wanna do it too!!
>Tesshi: Eeh?
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>Tesshi: But this Shoot the Target is a little complicated…
>Anri: Then I only have to use a little ammo.
>Here I go!!
>Tesshi: She created a Dragon Ball style explosion with just a little bit of ammo!!
>Anri: Shoot the targets was so much fun!!
>Tesshi: Well, you did send the prizes flying along with the guys running the stand…
>Emi: Dealing with the scum made me hungry.
>Is there something yummy to eat…?
>Voice: Delicious!! They’re delicious!!
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>>152335129
>Tesshi: What are you doing?! Do you enjoy deceiving kids?!
>Samon: Yes. It’s very fun.
fucking Samon
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>Samon: Delicious takoyaki~!!
>Emi: Those two again!!
>Tesshi: Ah, but they’re only 100 yen. That’s pretty cheap.
>Yada: But this is also suspicious…
>Sign: 6 pieces: 100
>Emi: True, but if Kuzuryuu made them then they have to be delicious.
>Gimme one.
>Samon: Got it!! Here you are!!
>Emi: Ah, looks great!
>Here, 100 yen…
>Samon: Wait, customer~ Look closely at the sign.
>Emi: Eh?
>Samon: They’re 100 dollars.
>Emi: Dollars?!
>Emi: Don’t fuck with me!! This is a rip-off!!
>Samon: Don’t say that, ladies.
>We’re running a foreign enterprise.
>Emi: But this is just a festival stall!!
>I don’t think you guys get what I’m saying. I’m not paying for this…
>Voice: Sis!
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Oh right, TS anon, if you're here, let me know so I can send you some TL checked stuff.
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>Tesshi: Rin!
>Rin: Sorry for the wait…
>Emi: Oh~ you look so pretty.
>Rin: Thanks.
>Yada: That yukata looks really good on you.
>Rin: Thanks.
>Did you get taller?
>Just a little.
>Samon: I-Is she gonna ask about our fake stand?!
>Rin: Hey, Shoubou.
>Rin: How much for the takoyaki?
>Both: She asked!!
>Rin: I feel bad for getting these for free.
>Both: It’s fine…
>Tesshi: Nevermind the stalls, come walk around with us!
>Maybe we’ll run into people we know…
>Voice: Sakura-san?!
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>>152334489
>Yada
>Anri
>Tesshi
We win either way
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>Tesshi: Chancellor!! And there’s Nebiros-san.
>Caption: Lucifugus
>The first pillar of the Red Dragon. An otaku chancellor who lives shut inside his room.
>Luci: What a coincidence meeting you in a place like this…
>Ughaaaaagh…
>Tesshi: Uwaa!!
>Tesshi: Are you feeling alright, Mr. Chancellor?!
>Nebiros: He came here to make himself accustomed to the crowds, but this happens as soon as he lowers his guard.
>Luci: I feel sick…when there’s a lot of people…
>Anri: So you’re still continuing this life of suffering as usual, Lucifugus.
>I’ve never had a lot of opportunities to talk to you, but as your friend B I’m worried about you.
>Luci: Ms. Anri…
>Caption: Bocchi: Friends in Loneliness
>Anri: As you see, I’m satisfied with my life and I have a lot of friends!
>I can be your friend too, no problem!
>Luci: M-Me? Your friend…?
>No, it’s just…
>Anri: What!! Don’t be shy!!
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>Luci: No, I’m not being shy…
>I simply don’t want to.
>Anri: D…Don’t want to…?
>Luci: Because you’re really scary.
>I’ve always felt repulsed by you since you’ve been spending ages spreading diseases...
>Luci: That’s why I sincerely don’t want to get near you…
>Tesshi: A-Anri-san…?
>Anri: Watch your mouth, damnit!!
>Luci: Y-You see?! She’s resorting to violence for no reason!!
>You’ve been causing a lot of trouble for the General with that attitude of yours.
>Nebiros: No, she hasn’t been causing me any trouble…
>(Although in reality she has.)
>Anri: Damn youuuu!! I’m a satisfied person who has gone to Round One!!
>I’ve also been to...Round…I’ve been to Round One!!
>Tesshi: You don’t have much of a defense.
>Luci: EEEEEK!! Most people have actually been to that place, right?!
>And the General called you a "flu witch" behind your back!!
>Nebiros: Why did you say that?!
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>Anri: I hate youuu!!
>Tesshi: The pain between two shut-ins is horrible!
>Anri: Teshigawara Sakura, which of us are you siding with?
>Tesshi: Even if you ask me that…
>Anri: UUUGH!!
>Anri: That’s enough!! I have things to do!! I can’t waste my time with you guys!
>Idiot.
>Damn otaku.
>Luci: I…I also have something I need to do…let’s go, General.
>Tesshi: Wait, guys…
>Samon: ...They left.
>Tesshi: Why are two really important demons fighting in the middle of a public place…?
>Although now that I’ve looked closely…
>Girls: Miss, want us to buy something for you?!
>Cotton candy?!
>Ice cream?!
>Nakki: Thanks, ladies~
>Caption: Satanachia
>Second of the six pillars of the Red Dragon.
>Ability: Charms all women
>Tesshi: There are people here that look a lot like demons…
>Tesshi: As well as a bunch of familiar faces.
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>Tesshi: Although they’re walking around freely, people don’t see them…
>Samon: That’s because demons can only be seen by those they want to appear to.
>Tesshi: Then there aren’t a lot of people who can see them besides us…
>Voice: Demons!!
>This place is full of demons!!
>Tesshi: Hmm?
>Emi: Can’t see demons
>Rin: Can’t see demons
>Harae: L-Ladies...carry this pile of salt.
>Or you will be possessed by demons!
>Ladies: Is this one of those shady stalls...?
>Scary…
>Tesshi: Uwaa!! This stall is creating a big commotion!!
>Samon: Well, salt pile boy is right.
>With all the demons running around, something dangerous might happen.
>(Hahaha…)
>Harae: Why can no one see them…?
>Tesshi: Don’t say dangerous things, Samon-kun…
>Samon: It’s not like demons are they only dangerous guys around here.
>Look.
>Voice: You’re so beautiful!!
>Don’t you wanna come with us?!
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>>152335297
I'm here, just send. I'll TS when my pc gets fixed.
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>Samon: Bad things can also happen when humans gather.
>Kago: I have other things to do…
>Yasu: That doesn’t matter.
>Guy: Come with us~
>Tesshi: Kago-chan?!
>Kai: What a horrible way to flirt.
>Yada: Yeah, it’s horrible that they’re flirting with a woman who isn’t me.
>Tesshi: But that's not important.
>Tesshi: W-We have to help her…
>Wait.
>Yasu: Hm?
>Tesshi: This girl is with us.
>Emi: Leave her alone, can’t you see she doesn’t wanna be with you guys?
>Kago: Senpai!
>Yasu: What, you guys are her friends?
>You guys should come with us too!
>Emi: No, we’re saying that we…
>Yasu: C’mon!!
>Emi: E…
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>Emi: ENOUGH I SAID!!
>Emi: Get outta here while I’m still willing to talk it out!!
>Guy: He fainted…
>Yasu: Are you lookin’ for a fight?!
>You’ll be sorry.
>Voice: Heh...interesting.
>Yada: You’re gonna make us sorry, huh?
>Yasu: Eh...?!
>Came to help out...?
>You’re all women, eh…hmm?
>Yasu: ....Eh? No, wait…
>Could you guys be…?
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>>152334707
The Japanese phrase "A wa A de..." means "in A's own way", or "on the other hand". If I translate the title, it would be "Samon-kun, on the other hand, has an unnatural silhouette and he is tasteless, or more like shameless", but there might be better words for BUSUI and GESUI than this.
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>Rin: Who do you think you’re flirting with so casually, idiots...
>Yasu: The ex-leader and the actual leader of Bucchigiri?!
>Yada: Men that try to flirt while ignoring me don’t have the right to live.
>Yasu: Why?!
>Yasu: N-N-Now that I’ve had a good look…this woman…
>Yasu: Uwaaaaaa!! It’s the mastermiiiiind!!
>Tesshi: Mastermind?
>Narration: He believes that she’s the mastermind that manages the city’s gangs from the shadows. (See Chapter 28)
>Samon: What a bunch of rowdy delinquents.
>Even though we’re having a festival…
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>>152336038
>tasteless
>shameless
I need one of those two words for the next page but I'm not sure which one it is.
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>Samon: It’s shameless to put up a fight here.
>Yasu: That's an unnatural silhouette!!
>E…EEEEK. We’re really sorry.
>Tesshi: You showed them the demons, Samon-kun?
>Samon: I only threatened them a little.
>Kago: Thanks so much, senpai!
>Samon: It’s nothing. I’m glad you’re OK.
>But I don’t care about this other girl.
>Tesshi: What's with the different treat…
>Ah.
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>Kago: …Fireworks.
>Tesshi: …Really feels like “summer”.
>Tesshi: ...By the way, where did Anri-san and her companions go?
>Narration: At that moment
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>Narration: In another place…
>Anri: Aka, are the fireworks shaped like Shosuke ready?!
>Aki: Yes, they’re ready!!
>Narration: And in another place…
>General, are the fireworks shaped like Sakura-san ready...?
>Nebiros: Y-Yeah…
>Anri: When they explode, Shosuke’s face will appear...
>And my love will light up the night sky!!
>Luci: I’m too embarrassed to speak to Sakura-san directly, but…
>If I launch these fireworks, I can show her my feelings…
>Anri: FIRE!
>SFX: fsshh
>Nebiros: Hm...? There’s another firework…
>Emi: Ooh! Looks like they’re launching fireworks!
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>Looks like Tesshi’s giving Samon a headbutt…
>Am I seeing this right?
>Narration: Afterwards, the General and the Chancellor were hunted down almost to the point of death by the extremely pissed off flu witch.
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>>152316772
He did it on purpose.
He's literally Samon.
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The end of the chapter blurb says, "Kimura-san, who wants to enjoy summer, has a proposal…?"
Yet it doesn't happen for another seven chapters.
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>>152336448
I've long suspected that Numa Shun self inserts as Samon, but this just confirms it.
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>>152335215
It's not just "very fun", but "from the bottom of my heart".
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>>152336652
That makes it even better
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Chapter 43: Samon-kun Thought, “Your Clothes Also Look A Little Like Pudding”
>Mmm~ That’s good~
>Ah~
>There, right there.
>Rin: You know how to give great shoulder massages, Shoubou.
>Great job.
>Samon: I…I’m thankful for your words…
>Rin: You guys don’t seem to be in a good mood. Relax a little. Enjoy the fact that you’ve been invited to my house.
>Kai: No, it’s just that you said to relax a little, yet you’ve only asked us to give you massages and level up your characters...
>Rin: Got any complaints?
>Kai: N…none. None at all.
>Right Menu: Items
>Run
>Left Menu: Fight
>Coerce
>Tactics
>Rin: Hmm…I’m hungry!
>Shoubou! Go look for a pudding in the fridge!
>Samon: R…Right…
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>Samon: Unbelievable. She only calls us over a few times, just so she can use us…
>Umm, pudding…is it this?
>Samon: Here you go, big sis-sama.
>Rin: Good work.
>I’ll eat it right now…
>Rin: PFFT?!
>What is this flavor?! It's gotta be expired!!
>Samon: Eh?!
>Rin: Oi, trash!! Go throw it away!!
>Kai: R…right…
>Kai: OK, I’ll toss it into the non-recyclables…
>…Eh? This is an uncommon flavor.
>Kai: Is it a special flavor…?
>Chicken wing pudding?
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>>152336824
>>Mmm~ That’s good~
>>Ah~
>>There, right there.
Give her the D
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>>152336961
Doujinsnever
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>Kai: What? A chicken wing flavored pudding?
>That’s gross~
>Rin: Lemme see that!!
>Kai: Eh?!
>SFX: spin…
>Rin: Uwaaa!!
>Pudding: Sakura
>Samon: W...What’s wrong, big sis-sama…?!
>Rin: M…
>My pudding was the normal one sitting in the fridge!!
>This is my sister’s pudding!!
>?!
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>>152337002
>this meme again
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Last chapter for today, and it's an entire chapter full of Rin and friends being terrorized by the family mid-boss.
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>>152337068
Fine, doujins with Rin never
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>>152337089
Sounds fun
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>Haaa…So the stuff I tossed in the trash was a repugnant chicken wing flavored pudding.
>Samon: So that was Teshigawara-san’s (the big sister)?
>But in that case there’s nothing to worry about, right?
>Kai: Right, right. There’s nothing to be frightened about, big sis-sama~
>Samon: There’s nothing terrible about eating that damn woman’s snack….
>Rin: FOOLS!!
>You guys don’t know, I guess.
>My sister turns into a different person when chicken wings are involved!!
>She goes nuts and turns violent!!
>Rin: If she discovers what happened to that pudding, she’ll kill you.
>Narration: Usually, those two would dismiss those words with a smile.
>Narration: However, those words came from the seasoned veteran Rin.
>That’s why they did not ignore them, and instead believed that those words were the truth.
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>Accepting this reality also bought a sense of terror along with it.
>Samon: Wait…Don’t threaten us!!
>Kai: That joke was in bad taste!!
>Rin: I’m only telling the truth.
>Rin: My sister could kill us if she really wanted to…
>For her, it’s a simple task to down a chicken wing pudding like a drink…!!
>Kai: How do you ingest that like a drink…
>Rin: You guys are taking this emergency way too lightly!!
>Are you ready to take responsibility if my house is converted into a sea of blood?!
>Samon: W-We’ll be responsible, you say…
>Samon: No, first off.
>Who’s fault is all this?!
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>>152316707
I think the only series samon could potentially cause cancellation is sesuji wo pin as well as vice versa. But i pray it never comes to that and both can survive together cause basically both series have been those miracle entries that have narrowly avoided cancellation though samon is significantly better off since jump is pushing it where as sesuji is kind of eating shit.
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>>152335555
The last panel: Most people... -> That Round One should probably be like the center of bomb blast(or gROUND zero) now, right!?
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>Kai: The one that brought the pudding from the fridge was Samon.
>Samon: T-The one who ate the flan was big sis-sama, right?
>Rin: But the one who threw it away was the trash.
>Tesshi: I’m home~ Are Samon and company at our house? I see their shoes at the entrance.
>Rin: Uwaa, she’s back.
>Hide the container.
>Tesshi: Did you guys come to play with Rin?
>Samon: Ah…um…yeah…
>Rin: G…Guys…not even if she tries to bring up the flan!!
>Guys: R-Right…!
>Tesshi: Ah, if you’ll excuse me. Let me put away the groceries in the fridge.
>Everything rots quickly in the summer…
>Both: You can’t go there!
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>>152316057
>still only 24 chapters translated
FUCK YOU
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>Samon: I’ll do it, go sit down!!
>Tesshi: Oh?
>Then I’ll grab some tea from the fridge. It's hot outside.
>Samon: I’ll get it.
>Tesshi: What’s with you today? You’re repulsive when you behave too friendly you know, Samon-kun?
>(So repulsive that I want to die.)
>Samon: Hahaha, the things you say~
>Guys: We’re saved!!
>Tesshi: Looks like I’m being a bother, so I’ll go to my room to study.
>Have a good time you three~!
>All: OK~
>…
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>Rin: ...Listen up!!
>My sister always has a snack at 3 p.m. sharp!!
>She won’t eat the pudding until then.
>Rin: Our only option is to buy another pudding before that time!!
>Rin: This shouldn’t be difficult, but we’re running out of time.
>Kai: B-But it’s all over if she opens the fridge, right…?
>Samon: Don’t worry about that.
>Samon: I made the shapeshifter transform into a pudding.
>Shifter: I’m not edible, but I can still maintain appearances!
>Guys: Ooh!
>Samon: I’ll leave it inside the fridge until 3.
>Even if she opened the fridge right now,
>There shouldn’t be a single prob…
>Samon: …lem.
>SFX: cough…
>Well I’m seeing a ton of problems here.
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>Rin: If my sister sees this, she’ll figure it out instantly.
>Kai: The transformation is undoing itself?!
>Samon: The Shapeshifter can’t handle the cold!!
>Q-Quickly everyone, warm it up!!
>Rin: Feel better, feel better!!
>Nice!! It regained its shape…
>Tesshi: What are you guys doing?
>(So noisy.)
>Both: HYAAA!!
>Tesshi: …Is that my pudding?
>Were you guys going to eat…
>Both: N…
>Samon: No, it was just so unusual that we wanted a closer look.
>Just out of curiosity.
>Rin: Our intentions are completely innocent!!
>Tesshi: Ahh, I see.
>Samon: It’s the first time I’ve seen this pudding.
>Rin: I was about to ask if I could upload a photo to social media or something.
>Tesshi: That’s fine with me~
>But…
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>Tesshi: When you’re finished, put it back where you found it.
>Both: THAT WAS SCARYYY!!
>That was dangerous…!!!
>If it goes on like, this we’ll be done for immediately.
>We have to buy the real pudding right now…
>Kai: Y…
>Kai: You guys, listen to this….
>I have good news and bad news.
>I was looking around for that pudding on the internet…
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>>152337302
Sesuji has gotten 5th twice in the last month. The last arc had a lull but the rankings have gotten better since it finished. Samon should be safe too since while it has varying rankings it's a gag manga and once Gintama leaves it'll probably fill the spot.
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>>152335802
Oh what happened?
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>Kai: First, the good news.
>I came across the place where they make it.
>Looks like it’s a limited edition flavor that’s sold locally in Nagoya.
>Kai: Now for the bad news.
>Kai: The special chicken wing flavor pudding…
>…is no longer on sale!!
>W...We’re doomed…There’s nothing we can do…
>There’s no way to get another…
>Samon: …No.
>Samon: Wait a minute…
>There’s one more method!!
>Rin: What, Shoubou?
>What’s are you saying…
>Samon: Kuzuryuu-kun, you’re a skilled chef…
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>Samon: You can make pudding, right…?
>Kai: Are you asking me to make chicken wing pudding?!
>Samon: We still have the container, so we can put the pudding inside it!!
>Kai: B-But I don’t know how to make it.
>The ingredients are…
>Eggs
>Sugar
>Milk
>Caramel sauce
>Dextrin
>Chicken wings.
>Kai: The list of ingredients is way too unspecific!!
>Kai: Where am I supposed to put the chicken?! This isn’t a stew!!
>Why that? The chicken wings are the root of all evil here. Without them this list would be pure happiness.
>Rin: Quit your whining!! It’s our only option!!
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>>152337595
>Top 10 Horror Manga
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>I’ll go buy the chicken wings.
>OK! As soon as everything’s ready we’ll begin making it.
>Kai: H…Hey.
>Kai: Those two talk like this was no big deal.
>It’s impossible for me to make chicken wing…
>Kai: I MADE IT!!
>...For now, we have Prototype No. 1 of the chicken pudding!
>(He succeeded, how unexpected.)
>Rin: Good job, trash.
>You’re the only one who’s tried the real thing!! Test it!!
>Rin: O…Oh...
>Rin: …It’s no good!! This won’t do, the flavor is too good!!
>Kai: Never heard that phrase before.
>Rin: It’s too well made and the flavor is so good that it’s unbelievable…!!
>This product far surpasses the shitty original.
>Kai: That’s…
>Samon: I never thought that being a good cook could be a bad thing…
>Kai: Shit!! I’ll make another one! We have a lot of chicken wings, so I could try some…
>Voice: Ooooh~?
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>SFX: creak
>Tesshi: I think…
>…I smell chicken wings?
>Kai: C…
>SFX: creak
>Kai: Crap!!
>Looks like the aroma from all the chicken wings we bought…
>Is drawing Teshigawara’s attention!!
>SFX: creak
>Kai: I hear her coming!!
>Kai: T-This is bad, if she sees me cooking we’re done for!!
>Rin: But still, how can we hide all these chicken wings…
>It’s impossible!!
>Samon: N-No.
>In that case, we just have to fool her nose.
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>>152337639
Dunno, doesn't start and stuff.
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>Shax!!
>Erase her sense of smell!!
>Caption: Shax
>Marquis of hell, can block the five senses.
>Ability: Nullification of perception
>Tesshi: …Huh?
>Tesshi: The smell vanished? Maybe that was all just my imagination…
>Samon: Alright, she left!!
>Kai: The hell was that?! We were just making pudding!!
>Rin: Doesn’t matter, keep cooking!! We have to do something while Buddha isn’t here!!
>Narration: And so, the production of the chicken wing pudding continued.
>Narration: Of course, it was a road full of difficulties.
>Kai: It’s useless!! I can’t make garbage like this!!
>I just can’t imagine a person eating this with a smile!!
>Samon: Idiot!! You mustn’t image a human eating this!!
>You need to make it while imagining a farm animal eating it!!
>Narration: They had to adopt a philosophy that reduced the sense of taste of a human to that of a farm animal.
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>Narration: And then…
>Kai: I did it!!
>I think it’s a great imitation.
>Rin: Phew…
>And just in time! Put it in the fridge right now!!
>Right!!
>Tesshi: It’s snack time~
>Tesshi: ...Hmm? What? Why are you you guys staring at me…
>(You’re embarrassing me.)
>Rin: D-Don’t mind us…
>Tesshi: Oh?
>Well then!! Time to eat!!
>Tesshi: Mmm~ Delicious~
>Chicken wing pudding is the best, of course…hmm?
>Huh…?
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>Tesshi: The flavor isn’t the same as usual.
>Tesshi: It’s much different…
>Rin: T-Think we’re done for...? I’m scared of what’ll happen next…
>Samon: Y-Yeah…It’s best to tell her the truth…
>Um…The truth is that…
>Tesshi: ?
>Tesshi: Eh?! Kuzuryuu-kun made this?!
>All: We’re really sorry!!
>Tesshi: Wow, what a surprise…
>Tesshi: But this is incredible! The flavor is almost identical!
>Rin: Y-You’re not mad…?
>Tesshi: (Ahaha)
>You apologized sincerely, so I’m not mad.
>Rin: You’re so kind, sis…
>Tesshi: Besides, I thought I wouldn’t be able to eat this again because it was a limited edition flavor.
>So now I’m even happier!
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>Rin: H…Happier…?
>Tesshi: Since you can make the same thing, that means…
>That starting now, you can make me a ton of chicken wing flavored pudding.
>…Isn’t that right, Kuzuryuu-kun?
>Narration: And so,
>Narration: Everyone thought that the dilemma ended without any problems.
>But…
>Tesshi: Kuzuryuu-kuuuun!
>Tesshi: Make me another chicken pudding~!
>Both: Eek, it’s the chicken wing monster!
>The chicken wing monster!
>Narration: Tesshi kept chasing Kuzuryuu-kun around for a while.
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>>152337603
yeah sesuji did have a big jump (thank christ) but once this arc ends i wouldnt be surprised if the ranking tanked and it got shitcanned again. I'd love to think its safe cause it survive a year and a half but then i remember Mx0.
I'm positive samon is safe cause for starters jump is pushing it, and also cause gintama already technically ended as their gag manga since its been a serious action series for 2 years now. It and saiki are its replacements.
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That's all for today. Next dump will be around the same time next week.
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>>152338232
Thank you for this, anon.
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>>152334707
One more. This one belongs at the beginning of Chapter 42.
Samon the Summoner: One Page Extra Short!!
>Narration: The General's celebration (see Chapter 40) continued despite his absence.
>Now!! It’s time for the closing act!!
>Agacchi: My act will be the last one: “Agaliarept's Magic Card Tricks”!!
>Nakki: Yaaay!!
>Sign: Commander Agacchi
>Magic card tricks
>Agacchi: And now, assistant Nakki!! Take a card from the deck.
>The card you have chosen is…
>Agacchi: The 3 of hearts!!
>Nakki: Wow~ You were right~!!
>Give him a round of applause!!
>SFX: clap…
>Demons: How weird~
>It’s a human trick.
>What a weak act.
>That didn’t deserve to be the finisher.
>Narration: Agacchi, the commander of Hell and third pillar of the Red Dragon.
>His power is incredible, but also really boring.
>Nakki: I-I really liked your act, Aggachi…?
>Caption: Agaliarept
>Ability: Discovers all secrets.
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>>152337821
The three of them are absolutely hilarious together.
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>>152336475
Q4 is about the first(or given) names of Teshigawara family. All the others are named after a circle, or a ring, but why is Tesshi Sakura(cherry)? The anwser is her name comes from "circle crusher" which means a person who destroys a circle(as a group)'s harmony. it represents "Tesshi is not absolutely right"="The good doesn't always leads to the best result."
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>>152338005
Well alright then, I'll try and get some stuff out. If I forget about it, email me when you get your computer back
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>>152316859
>shitposter completely BTFOWTfags continue to deliver
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>>152337603
It kind of already fills Gintama's spot, which has had 2 years straight of serious story arcs now. Saiki and Isobee and Samon are the only gag manga in Jump (excluding Spring Weapon which is dead meat), so I think all 3 are safe since Jump values diversity of genre in its lineup.
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>>152338479
The moral checks out, since most of the endings to these stories were solved with anger, harsh words, and excessive force.
And I wouldn't wanna have it any other way.
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>>152338214
Well, Sesuji has the new manga buffer, since it appears that they're keeping amalgam and spring weapon for the time being. I don't know about Demon's plan or Golazo, but if they're floating dead, Jump can't afford to kill Sesuji off.
Samon's safe. Don't worry about that.
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>>152338232
Thanks anon
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>>152338232
Appreciate your effort anon.
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>>152337068
This one is better.
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>>152337821
5th panel
Rin: ...It's no good!! This is a failure that's not yucky enough!!
Kai: What a strange phrase("Japanese" in Japanese).
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>>152338582
>discovers a fun new Jump manga to fill the hiatus shaped void in my heart
>even comes complete with small but nice threads
>spots the exact same faggot who used to post shitty, poorly typed bait in the World Trigger threads within the first few posts
Damn straight.
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>>152334945
>The character named Sakura shows up to the matsuri wearing a cherry blossom themed yukata
It keeps happening
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>>152335003
That's one hell of a roundabout confession, but I'd be lying if I said it didn't give me a chuckle.
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>>152340326
Well it fits the pun, so I did the best I could
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>>152338426
They're all the fun of the scum duo combined with all the bossy gloriousness of Rin. We really do need more chapters starring the three of them.
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Why are Samon and Sesuji almost always brought up when one or the other is mentioned?
I'm almost convinced that Samonfags and Sesujifags are one and the same
I'm convinced
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>>152342324
There probably is a lot of overlap, and with Kimetsufags too. For example, I like all three.
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