The anime went kinda retarded with giving sensei credit for shit. There's no way that Macchi didn't know about how to hold her head in order to avoid motion sickness. Originally he was fucking it up and didn't notice until way after the date because Macchi didn't want to kill the mood by criticizing him. Also, Macchi got permission to use a backpack on her own because she's not a total wet blanket. These are changes to the characters themselves. It's not just condensing the plot.
Yeah I didn't like that either. As far as the backpack thing if they really wanted to change it I think it would've been more interesting to have him mention it to succy, then she could bring it up with the principal or whatever
Probably not. She has some head harness things she uses. I guarantee she's tried to walk around with them on and realized it jostles her head a ton compared to carrying it. It also showed her family members carrying her head around. There must have been one of them who did it wrong. Regardless, it's making her look weaker and dumber than she is.
> I guarantee she's tried to walk around with them on
She probably deed and could've as easily deemed them not very effective on the appearance/utility scale and retorted back to holding head with her hands.
All while not giving a thought about the process behind it.
You don't usually think how joints work when you walk or how you spine balances out shit.
Might be the same situation.
It is the change, but not the critical one. And in no way it's portraiting her dumber.
At least twice as much counting only well known characters.
I need to masturbate to vampire doujins that aren't Yupiel please help.
I know the explanation for their condition is pretty hand-wavy already, but it would be kind of hard to explain "being made of the body parts of different people" as a "sudden mutation".
Why is Mina so perfect?
She's up there with Gabriel.
Why does A. Yuki make the best vampires?
What would happen if I fucked a Dullahan's neckhole?
They are hiding bat wings.
Over 30 on this list and I'm sure it's outdated.
>There's no way that Macchi didn't know about how to hold her head in order to avoid motion sickness.
It's not that she doesn't know how to do it, it's that she always did it but isn't conscious of it, since it comes naturally to her. She was uncomfortable being carried but likely had no idea how to articulate a solution to the problem, because she was unclear on why it was even different when being carried by someone else.
Sorry, but I already have a better vampire
Yeah I thought this was obvious, Sensei even outright says that normal humans subconsciously learn to move their necks to avoid the same problem and that arm motion is the equivalent in Dullahans.
Can somebody explain what a yuki onna/snow woman is and what legend I'm supposed to find them in? I'm convinced this was just made up for anime.
If her head falls into the bathtub, could she drown to death? Good lord, how horrifying.
So this is basically like dating a disabled person. She's basically like an infant whom you have to do every little thing for.
No. As she explicitly mentioned, and as the episode also showed, she can handle most things herself. Which actually kind of is a lot like dating a disabled person, I guess, depending on the disability.
Suprised this webm wasn't posted yet.
>But vampires are supposed t spread sin.
My waifu doesn't spread sin
(except when she sends Len as a gift), she's pure and good-hearted
vampires without the downsides are BORING as FUCK, they make any waifu LAAAME
>hikari reaction image dump
Are you the same anon that compiled the nisekoi reactions?
If so good stuff
No, I'm not, but Hikari shows promise for being the best reaction image factory since Chitoge.
Doing god's work anyways anon.
Keep it up.
That's all for Ep. 02, but I'll post the ones I made for Ep. 01, and I'll continue doing every episode like I always do when I find a girl I really like.
Episode 2 sold me on Dullahan waifus.
They are perfect for headpatting.
So (as part of a joke) she mentions that she can be killed by a wooden stake through the heart, but they missed the bigger question in that can she regenerate from other injuries? I'm pretty sure they haven't brought this up in the Manga yet.
Vampires drinking tomato juice is moe
What's that? It looks like Chii-sama can't hear you over the sound of her followers praising her single on twitter.
I have taught Japanese high school girls, many of them are actually this retarded and there are some hilarious interactions. The interview part of episode one killed me, she is the best girl of the season for sure.
boners are made of blood and not bone, so she would shrivel your willy.
More than retarded, I guess they are just like naive and ignorant, even the good students who are smart don't know anything outside academics, like you will ask them questions that seem straightforward but they will be confused and not know how they should answer. And they are often mischievous and say outrageous things without realizing. She is a very realistic portrayal except moefied.
I only wish I had such hilarious interactions with students. Thus far my experience with Japanese high-school girls is that all of them fit into one of three categories:
The 'turn to their friends and giggle for hours on end when you speak to them' type.
The 'have a nervous breakdown if you as much as glance in their general direction because they're that damn shy' type.
and the 'surly, always scowling at you like you just ran over their dog' type.
Where do I have to go to find animeppoi schoolgirls?
So touching Machi's wormhole ( flames ) is basically like touching her erogen zones, is this what you wanna tell me?
Anyone knows what feeling she's talking about? I can't relate it to anything.
How is that haremshit?
There are those ones too, for sure. These are private school Tokyo schoolgirls so they might be more used to gaijin and while also being more sheltered. The best classes tend to be the most rowdy actually, because they are excited about speaking english even if they fuck off a lot on their actual school work. The weirdest thing was that one time we were doing group work and one group kept screaming randomly, when I came over they were like shocking each other with some sort of mini taser thing. I asked them what that was and they handed it to me and I went to test it on my arm and they were like "no no teacher stop, bery dangerous!!" I didn't know what to do so I just gave it back and told them not to shock each other during class.
Oh shit, I just recalled a thread back from when somebody dumped the raw of the first chapter of the manga. How strange that after that thread, I've never seen it get mentioned anywhere until recently.
it was branded with their school logo, some sort of self protection device? Never heard of something like that before, but afterwords I asked the japanese teacher I worked with if they were allowed to have it and he said it was fine as long as they kept it in their bag
>when it comes to naughty things, you are capable of some special techniques
What kind of technique is that?
I forgot almost everything about it, characters, setting and all. It was the MC's dull face and stupid nose that
triggeredmy memory of it. I don't know why, but I'm kind of exciting about it.
>everything he does in the show is anthropology
They're called Demi humans. They're born from genetic mutations. It's entirely possible for twins to not be Demi humans.
Hikari, the best girl, has a younger twin sister who is not a Demi Human. She is human. Therefore, Demi Humans are still humans.
Yes, so why is it that he only does anthropological studies with them if he's a biology teacher?
They're demi-humans. Do you want me to call it demi-anthropology? At the end of the day it isn't biology he's studying.
No, but I expected someone who chose to become a biology teacher would have more biology-focused questions than studying demihuman subculture. You literally have a girl who has her head disjointed from her body, that alone raises a million fucking questions. Instead his ebin experiment was "let's go on a date-oh and talk about how you like your head to be held :--DDD."
There's nothing wrong with anthropology but it's weird that the only real biology-related question a biology teacher asked was "what foods can you eat?"
I'm more upset with how bland the hug scene was. It was a lot more melancholic in the manga.
Also the director really favors the succubus over all the other characters and it's kind of obnoxious.
He asked her about her head being away from her body, what her flame was like to touch, and talked about how she'd develop motion sickness from being carried. He's not going to start dissecting them or taking blood samples to look for surface markers on her T cells. He's just a high school bio teacher.
Now, disembodied arm would really give access to some special techniques.
Biological/physical anthropology is about examining old remains/feces to determine phylogenies, diets, etc. The teacher is instead setting up interviews and meetings with demi-humans and learning about their day to day lives/interactions with regular humans and other demi-humans. That's strictly cultural anthropology. Unless he sneaks into vamp-chan's house to scrape old shit from her toilet for analysis he's not a biological anthropologist and definitely still is not performing any actual biology.
You don't need any special equipment or research funding to ask something like "When you eat food, Dullahan, how long does it take for you to become full? When you get sick, does it always affect your head and body simultaneously?" The Vampire's diet is also strange, does she like tomato juice so much for some kind of placebo effect or what? How about the snow-girl, does being at a cooler body temperature improve or weaken her immune system? If her body temperature sits around 20 celsius she's going to be very resistant to most human pathogens who rely on a comfortable 37, but she might be more susceptible to others.
Those are the kind of questions I would expect someone with at least a B.S. in Biology to ask.
I'm a biochemistry grad student, and you're a massive faggot for expecting their conversations to be actual lab work, or a purely academic pursuit as opposed to a social one. Get over it.
>I'm a biochemistry grad student
Wohohoo, what a big boy.
>and you're a massive faggot for expecting their conversations to be actual lab work
And you're a dunce if you think asking "does your head always get sick if the boy falls ill" is going in any kind of journal. But if you're face to face with one of the approximately three Dullahans in the fucking world I would expect some sort of question beyond "are you having a tanoshii time with your schoolmates?"
Meh, I've published in top journals already and I spend plenty of time in a lab doing experiments, I don't watch cute anime with monster girls to project my work onto it. Are you sure you're just not trying to compensate or show off? You sound like you have a chip on your shoulder and need to pretend to be a super professional in the wrong place at the wrong time.
You know what I would expect? I'd expect that not everything that happens happens on-screen, because that's how it fucking goes. Maybe the sensei has had a lengthy session asking detailed questions about dullahan biology, but that's not what the show is about.
It is a good question, and her answer was very interesting. And then the conversation goes into an entirely different direction.
Yes Kirito, I'm sure you've been conducting top-tier research that only gets published on the front page of Cell during your undergrad. How you managed to fit it in between your busy schedule of watching monster girl anime and teleporting behind me is an absolute mystery. But not the one I give a shit about.
I am absolutely confused why you people think asking 2-3 more pressing questions about anatomy or physiology is intensive academic research.
Do you know if that happens in the manga?
>grad students can't publish high impact papers
Right, I get it now. You don't actually have any credentials as a scientist and are frustrated about it, so you project onto the show in a pathetic attempt to seen qualified on the subject. Glad we got that out of the way.
And by the way it's Nature, not Cell.
What he is doing is already questionable considering their teacher-student relation, stop being an autist.
Also, they are not obligated to answer anything, he got one of them to be in love with him, and will have many opportunities to interact with demis, if it was you they would probably never visit that room again.
>Right, I get it now.
I thought calling you Kirito would make it obvious, but it seems you've missed it. I hope you're better at maintaining your cool when people criticize your dissertation than when I criticize your chinese cartoons.
Ethical considerations seem to be thrown at the window by this point if a teacher and student are walking around head-and-hand around the Japanese boardwalk.
>if it was you they would probably never visit that room again.
According to >>152312319 you may be right. It seems this is one of those animated series where everyone but the MC loses some portion of their mind.
Oh I get that you thought you were being clever, but you're weren't. I don't give credit when it's not due, and you sure as hell he earned anything outside of insults. Quit pretending to be a scientist, it's embarrassing.
>ohho I got it but I didn't
So you were pretending to be retarded?
Are you on? I just called you stupid. Stop expecting super serious science in anime. Serious portrayals of it are never done right, and are just tryhard faggotry. I'll take light Sol over that pseudo-intellectual shit every day of the week.
You're as bad as the faggots that complain about helmet designs of Not-German soldiers in fantasy anime.
I don't under stand what happened to my
daughter Akariwhy is she such a slut.
>I just called you stupid
People getting butthurt after they get called out on something is nothing new to me. That's quite common in peer review.
Let's put that Nature-published scientific skill to use then, point to me where I directly implied the following:
>grad students can't publish high impact papers
Remember, providing direct evidence for your facts rather than twisting models to suit your purposes is the difference between science and pseudoscience :^) Spoilers:
I implied you're a self-important weenie, not that undergrads cannot contribute to science. And I have a whole host of dumb phoneposts to support that original point.
Oh good lord, you're actually one of those STEM undergrads from reddit who thinks shouting about objective scientific proof means anything in a normal discussion, and that people can't read implications in your posts because "I didn't explicitly say that!"
Man, I can't believe you actually had me going.
Shitposting faces are better than the epic "no argument" face, phoneposter. At this point I'm beginning to think you're a confused intern drawing in the magazines by the lobby.
>This anime sucks because it doesn't reach my scientific standards, and I'm the authority on science!
>Oh you think you've bested my logic? Haha, you need to provide a peer reviewed paper quoting my posts verbatim with significant statistical power before I'll acknowledge your post!
Just run along back over to Reddit where everyone else is as stupid and as much of a tryhard as you are.
>I literally can't prove a point
Like I said, self important weenie.
If you say so :^)
You're not wrong.
>What's he gonna do with those pliers-
It should be illegal for short-haired girls to have bodies that beautiful.
>wanting a boy when the cutest succ-sensei is right in front of you
Why dumbpires are always great?
A Tokyo anon, huh. I'm Tokyo too, or near enough. Out Kita-Senju way, slightly far from the good shit.
Like any other job, if you prepare for it you can get in easily. If you don't prepare for it, you can still get in but you don't have any advantage over the masses and masses of weeb competition vying for the places.
Anyone with any EFL teaching experience whatsoever, or a teaching license, or a TEFL qualification can get into Japan blindfolded. Anyone who only has a degree to rest on, well you'd better apply for a lot of shit and hope for the best.
All of this assumes you're white, of course.
I'm not really sure, sure there are some breast shaming but I've never seen this specific nipple thrust thing in anime
maybe that's just because my watched anime hasn't reached 500
That's definitely more respectable at least
It's not too hard, I had no teaching qualifications whatsoever, just a science degree, and got an ALT job with JET
it's quite cushy especially since I spend most of my days at work doing fuck-all
Goddamn, it takes me an hour densely packed on a train with kuso oji to get to Shibuya. I think I might hate you too. But at least I can get there. I do feel sorry for JET types.
Disgusting. Would report to the PTA.
Love this little vampire.
Pretty sure this is supposed to be her which is sad since if I had the art skills, I would alter it to be my Shinobu.
>dumpire is the best part of the show
>wont be the focus for most of it
Just read the manga up to the latest chapter, remove dullahan, yulo and sucubus, they really lowered my fun with it.
I just read the manga too. Dullahan and succubus are not bad, but yuki onna isn't quite interesting. Maybe they'll explore her character more later, but so far her traits are kinda depressing.
I have no idea why the shota exists though.
Most yuki onna stuff was unnecessary edge, it was like 4 chapters all because of fucking feet sweat, goddamn it. Dullahan was inoffensive (she was just there, not entertaining but not annoying either), but i thought most sensei stuff annoying, it wasnt unnecessary like yuki since she actually has problems, but at the same time i just dont like her character for some reason.
>I have no idea why the shota exists though.
God i had forgotten about dick jr, what an uninteresting character, hopefully just dick sr shows up from now on and they dont force the little twerp after this "parallel universe" arc is done.
This is what made me confused. Even in a world where demi-humans exist, taking out a head on a date would cause an uproar. People would just think you'd be carrying a dead person's head.
>Why is Mina so perfect?
Because, in my humble opinion, she kinda is like the typical Japanese Mary-Sue style vampire.
She's literally too perfect. As soon as manga/anime writers pull the...
>She's really a grown woman with DD tits in her true form, but choses to appear as a 10 year-old Loli
...bullshit, you are not dealing with writers who truly understand or care for Vampire lore and fiction, but are just pandering to another kind of audience.
Now, of course vampires are fiction and so they can go from rotten undead walking corpses like Nosferatu, to the sparkling fashion model "vegetarian" vampires depending on who's writing them, but personally, i feel that in anime and manga, this specific kind of vampire is more erotic fantasy than vampire fiction.