This is your vampire for tonight

>>152311688
Why is she such so baka?

>>152311688
Why is she such so nobra?

>>152311847
>>152311825
Both are signs of best girl.

>>152311688
How often does she suck on her sister?

>>152311971
She just nibbles on her (often).

>>152312014
Does she nibble her all over the place?

I want Hikari to suck the blood out of my erection.

>>152312165
Only her forearm. Exceptionally cute, but not erotic.

The anime went kinda retarded with giving sensei credit for shit. There's no way that Macchi didn't know about how to hold her head in order to avoid motion sickness. Originally he was fucking it up and didn't notice until way after the date because Macchi didn't want to kill the mood by criticizing him. Also, Macchi got permission to use a backpack on her own because she's not a total wet blanket. These are changes to the characters themselves. It's not just condensing the plot.

>>152312319
How else am I supposed to self-insert?

>>152311688
Watched episode 1, even smiled a few times at the jokes. But ultimately I dropped it. I think the dullahan isn't cute enough for me to keep watching.

>>152312200
>not erotic
I'll be the judge of that.

>>152312319
Yeah I didn't like that either. As far as the backpack thing if they really wanted to change it I think it would've been more interesting to have him mention it to succy, then she could bring it up with the principal or whatever

>>152312200
What a waste, she has so many tasty spots.

>>152312319
>went kinda retarded
Anon, don't you think that biology teacher would eventually remember some stuff lIke that?

>>152311971
>>152312014
>>152312165
Doujins of her nibbling her sisters 'special place' when?

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Best girl of the season already

>>152312601
How do those hair buns work?

>>152312575
The issue is that Macchi should have known about that stuff well beforehand because it's been critical to her daily life for years.

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I don't understand her hair.

>>152312654
She could've unknowingly adjusted to it without giving process any real thought.

>>152312601
Best meme girl of the season, maybe

whats wrong with her hair

>>152312749
>>152312667
>>152312650
Calm down.

>>152312679
Probably not. She has some head harness things she uses. I guarantee she's tried to walk around with them on and realized it jostles her head a ton compared to carrying it. It also showed her family members carrying her head around. There must have been one of them who did it wrong. Regardless, it's making her look weaker and dumber than she is.

>>152312846
> I guarantee she's tried to walk around with them on
She probably deed and could've as easily deemed them not very effective on the appearance/utility scale and retorted back to holding head with her hands.
All while not giving a thought about the process behind it.
You don't usually think how joints work when you walk or how you spine balances out shit.
Might be the same situation.
It is the change, but not the critical one. And in no way it's portraiting her dumber.

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How many blond vampire are we up to now?

>>152311688
Can not make me immortal. Do not want.

I'm loving this dumbpire

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Hikari is pregnant with my twins!

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>>152313115
4?

She can be my vampire as long as she wants

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Best girl of the season

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>>152313255
At least twice as much counting only well known characters.

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I need to masturbate to vampire doujins that aren't Yupiel please help.

Where is a frankenstein girl?

>>152314391
Not in this series, I assume.
It would be illegal to make a human from parts of others and it can't be born naturally.

>>152314391
I know the explanation for their condition is pretty hand-wavy already, but it would be kind of hard to explain "being made of the body parts of different people" as a "sudden mutation".

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>>152314218

Why is Mina so perfect?

>>152314030

She's up there with Gabriel.

>>152314722
>Gabriel
But least best in her own show.

>>152314240
https://exhentai.org/g/938864/e8a0c33d85/

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>>152314722
Why does A. Yuki make the best vampires?

>>152314722
>She's up there with Gabriel

what

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Sexy.

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>>152311688
What would happen if I fucked a Dullahan's neckhole?

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>>152312650

They are hiding bat wings.

>>152313255

More like 40.

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>>152313255

Over 30 on this list and I'm sure it's outdated.

>>152311688
do you have one that's not reatarded pls

>>152316340

you're the only retarded here, anon

>>152315978
she doesn't have one. It's covered in skin

Sudoku is more appealing than ever.

>>152312601
Correct

>>152314722
>mina
>perfect
She bankrupted an anime studio and her author lost interest in her. She's basically the definition of mediocre vampire girl.

how flat is the vamp?

>>152318447
she looks so fucking old, like a literal old lady.
my dick was never so soft.

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>>152316027
Why are bat girls made for bully?

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>>152311688
I'm okay with this.

what if you steal her body away when she's not looking
you could rape her and she wouldn't even know what you looked like

>>152312319
>There's no way that Macchi didn't know about how to hold her head in order to avoid motion sickness.
It's not that she doesn't know how to do it, it's that she always did it but isn't conscious of it, since it comes naturally to her. She was uncomfortable being carried but likely had no idea how to articulate a solution to the problem, because she was unclear on why it was even different when being carried by someone else.

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>>152319433
this isnt bully, this is abuse

>>152315940
I want her to bite my neck

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>>152313255
Seras is cute

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Sorry, but I already have a better vampire

>>152320378
This. It's the most obvious and natural explanation.

>>152320378
Yeah I thought this was obvious, Sensei even outright says that normal humans subconsciously learn to move their necks to avoid the same problem and that arm motion is the equivalent in Dullahans.

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Can somebody explain what a yuki onna/snow woman is and what legend I'm supposed to find them in? I'm convinced this was just made up for anime.

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If her head falls into the bathtub, could she drown to death? Good lord, how horrifying.

>>152325117
Sure. Some peopl who can explain it have written an article about it on Wikipedia. Your firend Mr. Google can also help.

>>152325117
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yuki-onna

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So this is basically like dating a disabled person. She's basically like an infant whom you have to do every little thing for.

>>152325182
No. As she explicitly mentioned, and as the episode also showed, she can handle most things herself. Which actually kind of is a lot like dating a disabled person, I guess, depending on the disability.

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Suprised this webm wasn't posted yet.

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>>152326278
Erotic.

>>152324282
There is no need for conflict or division

Love all blonde vampires

>>152325144
Only if she fell asleep in the tub. Otherwise she'd probably swoop herself out.

>>152312592
Not only is incest immoral, but so is homosexuality.

Remember, two immoral things don't become wholesome when done together, they become even worse!

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I'm ready for her.

>>152327225
But vampires are supposed t spread sin.

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>>152327364

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>>152328957

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>>152327410
>But vampires are supposed t spread sin.

My waifu doesn't spread sin (except when she sends Len as a gift), she's pure and good-hearted

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vampires without the downsides are BORING as FUCK, they make any waifu LAAAME

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GOTS

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>hikari reaction image dump

Are you the same anon that compiled the nisekoi reactions?

If so good stuff

>>152311823

That girl was human tho

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>>152331491
No, I'm not, but Hikari shows promise for being the best reaction image factory since Chitoge.

>>152331274
>>152331306
>>152331348
>>152331385
>>152331469
>>152331577
More

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>>152331577

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>>152331577
Doing god's work anyways anon.

Keep it up.

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>>152331603
That's all for Ep. 02, but I'll post the ones I made for Ep. 01, and I'll continue doing every episode like I always do when I find a girl I really like.

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>>152331643

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Episode 2 sold me on Dullahan waifus.
They are perfect for headpatting.

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>>152331699
>>152331577

So (as part of a joke) she mentions that she can be killed by a wooden stake through the heart, but they missed the bigger question in that can she regenerate from other injuries? I'm pretty sure they haven't brought this up in the Manga yet.

>>152311688
why does she have cat ear things

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Vampires drinking tomato juice is moe

>>152331777
Bats are kinda like cats.

>>152331866
MFW finally: >>152331274

I want her to suck the blood from my cock.

>3 weeks since last translation
Ahhhhhhhh

>>152332028
Monthly series.

>>152314591
they kinda managed it in the -other- monster girl anime. Just zombies who have to replace bits as they get damaged as they don't heal.

>>152332087
We only get like 15 pages a month? Damn.

I wonder if the detective is actually that nice of a guy.

>>152332430
Kyouko is love.

>>152332485
All of her chapters and interactions melt my heart.

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Chii-sama approves of this thread.

>>152332827
Failure

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>>152333384
What's that? It looks like Chii-sama can't hear you over the sound of her followers praising her single on twitter.

>>152311688
this show would be good if the girls weren't ugly

>>152334127
average anime fag

>>152332827
Why the egg?

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>>152311971
>>152312014

>interviews with monster girls
>it's just a haremshit with a teacher immorally dating his students

I don't see the appeal

>>152334235
To symbolize that she's ready to be fertilized.

>>152334788
>immorally dating cute monster girls
>I don't see the appeal
Sorry to break it to you, but you're probably a faggot anon.

>>152334788
>taking a shitty translation of a title at face value
You're a big retard.

>>152326278
pretty lewd

>>152334788
>haremshit
Two people does not make a harem, newshit.

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>Vampires in this thread
>No Remimi

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>>152334788

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I have taught Japanese high school girls, many of them are actually this retarded and there are some hilarious interactions. The interview part of episode one killed me, she is the best girl of the season for sure.

>>152335397
>retarded
Rude.

Speaking of vampires...

Would a blowjob from a vampire girl be good or bad? Because i'm thinking those fangs + penis are a bad combo.

>>152335397

she is like that for reasons, anon

>>152335448
A bit of chafing would probably make it feel better to be honest.

So is Dullahan the real main girl? She's on more stuff it seems

>>152335397
where can i subscribe to your blog of retarded high school girl stories

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>>152335448

boners are made of blood and not bone, so she would shrivel your willy.

>>152311823
But those were just communists that happened to also be vampires, vanilla vamps are A-okay

>>152335512

You know vampire fangs are designed to cut through raw human flesh, right?

>>152335570
Oh I thought we were talking about vampires from the series, not vampires in general folklore.

>>152334788
2 girls don't make a harem, at best it's an unrequited love triangle if I stretch the terms.

>>152335425
More than retarded, I guess they are just like naive and ignorant, even the good students who are smart don't know anything outside academics, like you will ask them questions that seem straightforward but they will be confused and not know how they should answer. And they are often mischievous and say outrageous things without realizing. She is a very realistic portrayal except moefied.

>>152335550
retardedhighschoolgirls.tumblr.com

Imagine how Macchi would feel if you touched her flame while fucking. It'd be similar to the effect of sleeping pills + sex.

>>152335397
I only wish I had such hilarious interactions with students. Thus far my experience with Japanese high-school girls is that all of them fit into one of three categories:
The 'turn to their friends and giggle for hours on end when you speak to them' type.
The 'have a nervous breakdown if you as much as glance in their general direction because they're that damn shy' type.
and the 'surly, always scowling at you like you just ran over their dog' type.
Where do I have to go to find animeppoi schoolgirls?

>>152335397
That's because Japanese society is fucking retarded.

>>152312396
It's crazy how wrong a first impression can be

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>>152335651
But that's not how Machi works.

>>152335896
Sounds similar to what she said she feels like when something comes into contact with her flame.

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>>152336078
So touching Machi's wormhole ( flames ) is basically like touching her erogen zones, is this what you wanna tell me?

>>152336240
???
The flames aren't the wormhole.

>>152336240
Next chapter when?

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Anyone knows what feeling she's talking about? I can't relate it to anything.

>>152336565
try pressing on that soft spot below your ear, I guess

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Truest words in the manga

>>152335676
All three of those sound like anime girls to me, to be perfectly honest.

>>152336613
DON'T DO THIS, YOU WILL DIE

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>>152334788
>haremshit
How is that haremshit?

>>152336565
i want to bully this dullahan

>>152335676
There are those ones too, for sure. These are private school Tokyo schoolgirls so they might be more used to gaijin and while also being more sheltered. The best classes tend to be the most rowdy actually, because they are excited about speaking english even if they fuck off a lot on their actual school work. The weirdest thing was that one time we were doing group work and one group kept screaming randomly, when I came over they were like shocking each other with some sort of mini taser thing. I asked them what that was and they handed it to me and I went to test it on my arm and they were like "no no teacher stop, bery dangerous!!" I didn't know what to do so I just gave it back and told them not to shock each other during class.

>>152336240
Couldn't this happen to any part of the body then? There's no reason it would have to be the neck

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Oh shit, I just recalled a thread back from when somebody dumped the raw of the first chapter of the manga. How strange that after that thread, I've never seen it get mentioned anywhere until recently.

>>152311688
I'm calling Blade.

>>152337789
>i handed my students back their taser
cool story bro

>>152337840
If it hadn't gotten an adaptation I probably would've never known about it.

>>152337876
it was branded with their school logo, some sort of self protection device? Never heard of something like that before, but afterwords I asked the japanese teacher I worked with if they were allowed to have it and he said it was fine as long as they kept it in their bag

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>when it comes to naughty things, you are capable of some special techniques
What kind of technique is that?

>>152337968
That makes sense. I work in an American school and it's such a pain when the students are slow putting their school-issue assault rifles away

>>152337882
I forgot almost everything about it, characters, setting and all. It was the MC's dull face and stupid nose that triggered my memory of it. I don't know why, but I'm kind of exciting about it.

>>152338016
getting cucked by her own body

>>152335397
You a JET nigga anon?

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Can't wait for this episode. True dumb.

>decent forearms from strength training
>watch adventures of iron man and friends
>add volume into routine
Who else did this?

>>152337789
Private school, eh. I never thought about one of those.
You work for one of those all-girl private high-schools don't you, you lucky dog?

>>152338016
NTRing sensei with her body while he takes her head on a date.

>>152312601
Not even the best in her own show

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>biology teacher
>everything he does in the show is anthropology

>>152339396
What

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>>152339412
?

>>152339396
>monsters
>human

???

>>152339396
He's a high school bio teacher. Do you expect him to start sequencing their genes?

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>>152339396

They're called Demi humans. They're born from genetic mutations. It's entirely possible for twins to not be Demi humans.

Hikari, the best girl, has a younger twin sister who is not a Demi Human. She is human. Therefore, Demi Humans are still humans.

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>>152339663
Yes, so why is it that he only does anthropological studies with them if he's a biology teacher?

>>152339585
They're demi-humans. Do you want me to call it demi-anthropology? At the end of the day it isn't biology he's studying.

>>152339632
No, but I expected someone who chose to become a biology teacher would have more biology-focused questions than studying demihuman subculture. You literally have a girl who has her head disjointed from her body, that alone raises a million fucking questions. Instead his ebin experiment was "let's go on a date-oh and talk about how you like your head to be held :--DDD."

There's nothing wrong with anthropology but it's weird that the only real biology-related question a biology teacher asked was "what foods can you eat?"

>>152312319
I'm more upset with how bland the hug scene was. It was a lot more melancholic in the manga.

Also the director really favors the succubus over all the other characters and it's kind of obnoxious.

>>152339396
Biological anthropology is one of the subfields

>>152339911
He asked her about her head being away from her body, what her flame was like to touch, and talked about how she'd develop motion sickness from being carried. He's not going to start dissecting them or taking blood samples to look for surface markers on her T cells. He's just a high school bio teacher.

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>>152337828
Now, disembodied arm would really give access to some special techniques.

>>152339396
Fuck off

>>152340016
Biological/physical anthropology is about examining old remains/feces to determine phylogenies, diets, etc. The teacher is instead setting up interviews and meetings with demi-humans and learning about their day to day lives/interactions with regular humans and other demi-humans. That's strictly cultural anthropology. Unless he sneaks into vamp-chan's house to scrape old shit from her toilet for analysis he's not a biological anthropologist and definitely still is not performing any actual biology.

>>152340165
You don't need any special equipment or research funding to ask something like "When you eat food, Dullahan, how long does it take for you to become full? When you get sick, does it always affect your head and body simultaneously?" The Vampire's diet is also strange, does she like tomato juice so much for some kind of placebo effect or what? How about the snow-girl, does being at a cooler body temperature improve or weaken her immune system? If her body temperature sits around 20 celsius she's going to be very resistant to most human pathogens who rely on a comfortable 37, but she might be more susceptible to others.

Those are the kind of questions I would expect someone with at least a B.S. in Biology to ask.

>>152328957
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>>152331274
>>152331348
>>152331385
>>152331469
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>>152331615
Literally the best reaction images since Yuru Yuri.

>>152340452
I'm a biochemistry grad student, and you're a massive faggot for expecting their conversations to be actual lab work, or a purely academic pursuit as opposed to a social one. Get over it.

>>152340540
>I'm a biochemistry grad student

Wohohoo, what a big boy.

>and you're a massive faggot for expecting their conversations to be actual lab work

And you're a dunce if you think asking "does your head always get sick if the boy falls ill" is going in any kind of journal. But if you're face to face with one of the approximately three Dullahans in the fucking world I would expect some sort of question beyond "are you having a tanoshii time with your schoolmates?"

>>152340774
Don't kid yourself, you too would want to know if that flame where her fucking head is supposed to be is hot long before you'd think of other more scientific questions.

>>152340774
Meh, I've published in top journals already and I spend plenty of time in a lab doing experiments, I don't watch cute anime with monster girls to project my work onto it. Are you sure you're just not trying to compensate or show off? You sound like you have a chip on your shoulder and need to pretend to be a super professional in the wrong place at the wrong time.

>>152340774
He's a school teacher and they are students, not sure why you are expecting serious academic research.

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>>152340774
You know what I would expect? I'd expect that not everything that happens happens on-screen, because that's how it fucking goes. Maybe the sensei has had a lengthy session asking detailed questions about dullahan biology, but that's not what the show is about.

>>152340950
It is a good question, and her answer was very interesting. And then the conversation goes into an entirely different direction.

>>152341005
Yes Kirito, I'm sure you've been conducting top-tier research that only gets published on the front page of Cell during your undergrad. How you managed to fit it in between your busy schedule of watching monster girl anime and teleporting behind me is an absolute mystery. But not the one I give a shit about.

>>152341054
I am absolutely confused why you people think asking 2-3 more pressing questions about anatomy or physiology is intensive academic research.

>>152341326
Do you know if that happens in the manga?

>>152341608
>grad students can't publish high impact papers
Right, I get it now. You don't actually have any credentials as a scientist and are frustrated about it, so you project onto the show in a pathetic attempt to seen qualified on the subject. Glad we got that out of the way.

And by the way it's Nature, not Cell.

>>152341608
What he is doing is already questionable considering their teacher-student relation, stop being an autist.
Also, they are not obligated to answer anything, he got one of them to be in love with him, and will have many opportunities to interact with demis, if it was you they would probably never visit that room again.

>>152341799
>Right, I get it now.

I thought calling you Kirito would make it obvious, but it seems you've missed it. I hope you're better at maintaining your cool when people criticize your dissertation than when I criticize your chinese cartoons.

>>152341927
Ethical considerations seem to be thrown at the window by this point if a teacher and student are walking around head-and-hand around the Japanese boardwalk.

>if it was you they would probably never visit that room again.

According to >>152312319 you may be right. It seems this is one of those animated series where everyone but the MC loses some portion of their mind.

>>152342402
Oh I get that you thought you were being clever, but you're weren't. I don't give credit when it's not due, and you sure as hell he earned anything outside of insults. Quit pretending to be a scientist, it's embarrassing.

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STOP FIGHTING

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>>152342613
>ohho I got it but I didn't

???

So you were pretending to be retarded?

>>152342752
Are you on? I just called you stupid. Stop expecting super serious science in anime. Serious portrayals of it are never done right, and are just tryhard faggotry. I'll take light Sol over that pseudo-intellectual shit every day of the week.

You're as bad as the faggots that complain about helmet designs of Not-German soldiers in fantasy anime.

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I don't under stand what happened to my daughter Akari why is she such a slut.

>>152342844
Are you ok?*
Damn phone

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>>152342844
>I just called you stupid

People getting butthurt after they get called out on something is nothing new to me. That's quite common in peer review.

Let's put that Nature-published scientific skill to use then, point to me where I directly implied the following:

>grad students can't publish high impact papers

Remember, providing direct evidence for your facts rather than twisting models to suit your purposes is the difference between science and pseudoscience :^) Spoilers: I implied you're a self-important weenie, not that undergrads cannot contribute to science. And I have a whole host of dumb phoneposts to support that original point.

>>152339663
That they're not supernatural beings is pretty disappointing.
Feels like wasted potential.

>>152342402
>>152320378

>>152343075
Oh good lord, you're actually one of those STEM undergrads from reddit who thinks shouting about objective scientific proof means anything in a normal discussion, and that people can't read implications in your posts because "I didn't explicitly say that!"

>shitposting face
Man, I can't believe you actually had me going.

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>>152343393
Shitposting faces are better than the epic "no argument" face, phoneposter. At this point I'm beginning to think you're a confused intern drawing in the magazines by the lobby.

>>152339396
Yeah because no one has ever taken a job to pay the bills while leaving a hobby they love behind.

>>152343592
>This anime sucks because it doesn't reach my scientific standards, and I'm the authority on science!
>Oh you think you've bested my logic? Haha, you need to provide a peer reviewed paper quoting my posts verbatim with significant statistical power before I'll acknowledge your post!
Just run along back over to Reddit where everyone else is as stupid and as much of a tryhard as you are.

>>152341132
The shitposters are stepping up their game I see.
Where will it end?

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>>152343703
>I literally can't prove a point

Like I said, self important weenie.

>>152343793
>No empirical evidence in a thread about a SoL anime? Looks like I win!
Don't forget pick up your fedora from the coat room on your way out.

itt: people that are either stem grad student or pretending to be stem grad students are autistic as shit

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>>152343920
If you say so :^)

>>152343952
You're not wrong.

>>152343952
>People on /a/ are autistic
I don't believe it. We'll need anon to gather some hard evidence to prove his point and then send it to /fit/ for autism review.

>>152344064
/fit/ mostly does homo review, no homo

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>>152319433
>What's he gonna do with those pliers-

Carmilla?

>>152344130
You have to eat all of the eggs.

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?

>>152314391
She was abandoned.

>>152337072
He's a retard who saw "Monster Girls" in the title and though it was something to do with MonMusu.

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Fuck vampires, post dullahans.

I just want to cuddle with that spiky dullahan head. Nothing lewd.

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I want to FUCK this dullahan.

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>>152345371
Get in line.

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>>152345371
It should be illegal for short-haired girls to have bodies that beautiful.

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>>152345371
>wanting a boy when the cutest succ-sensei is right in front of you

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>>152311688
Why dumbpires are always great?

>>152346114
Can't wait to see animated Succey on her day off.

>>152345371
I want to her sit on my face while sucking me off.

>>152346405
She get some good scenes? Also strange to be all shy and announcing that you are a succubutt.

Also imagine the parents reaction to giving birth to a dullahan.

Is this the meme girl of the season?

>>152332430
FAAAAAAAAAAAKE
That's not even the Shinkansen platform
Though I understand the creator not wanting to buy a shinkansen ticket just for a meme photo

>Hikaris voice while escorting Macchi to the bathroom

Lel.

>>152335397
>>152338406
>>152335676
how many ALTs are there in this thread
cuz im one of them

>>152347106
Not an ALT, friendo. I have to teach class solo, like a damn fool.

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>>152347096

> shashashashasha

>>152347106
Is it that easy to just go yell at Jap kids for money? How does this work? Are they that starved for BIG FOREIGNER COCK? What the fug

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kooooooohhhhhhhh kuehh!!!!

>>152347106
Not an ALT, but I'm the grad student who was stupid enough to take the bait from the other guy in this thread, and I'm in Tokyo.

>>152347840
A Tokyo anon, huh. I'm Tokyo too, or near enough. Out Kita-Senju way, slightly far from the good shit.

>>152347789
Like any other job, if you prepare for it you can get in easily. If you don't prepare for it, you can still get in but you don't have any advantage over the masses and masses of weeb competition vying for the places.
Anyone with any EFL teaching experience whatsoever, or a teaching license, or a TEFL qualification can get into Japan blindfolded. Anyone who only has a degree to rest on, well you'd better apply for a lot of shit and hope for the best.

All of this assumes you're white, of course.

>>152347959
Thanks for the info senpai. If I want to get a job in Japan I'll just keep doing the photography assisting thing though.

>>152347959
I live 5 minutes from Shibuya. The few JET friends I have out in the sticks hate me.

>>152347796
What other anime does this happen in? I'm sure there are other examples but none are coming to mind right now.

>>152348023
I'm not really sure, sure there are some breast shaming but I've never seen this specific nipple thrust thing in anime
maybe that's just because my watched anime hasn't reached 500

>>152347567
That's definitely more respectable at least
>>152347789
It's not too hard, I had no teaching qualifications whatsoever, just a science degree, and got an ALT job with JET
it's quite cushy especially since I spend most of my days at work doing fuck-all

>>152348013
Goddamn, it takes me an hour densely packed on a train with kuso oji to get to Shibuya. I think I might hate you too. But at least I can get there. I do feel sorry for JET types.

>>152348099
Duly noted. Maybe if Abe actually goes full One-Party state with the remiliatization I'll come check it out. Thanks again for the info.

>>152347096
I want my own Macchi for escorting to bedroom.

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Disgusting. Would report to the PTA.

>>152348579
He really crossed a line there. This guy has no limits.

>>152349135
This settles it. 9/11 was an inside job.

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Love this little vampire.

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>>152348579
>>152348847

> normalfags

>>152346976
Pretty sure she's super shy BECAUSE she is a succubus. Magic sex powers that drain life energy and Japanese school systems aren't all that compatible.

>>152349372
>that drain life energy
No headcanon, please.

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>>152314218
Pretty sure this is supposed to be her which is sad since if I had the art skills, I would alter it to be my Shinobu.

>>152348230
Don't get too jealous, my commute is like an hour each way. I can't wait to move.

I read the manga and I skipped all dullahan chapters. Dullahan-chan is ruining the manga

>>152349206
>dumpire is the best part of the show
>wont be the focus for most of it
Just read the manga up to the latest chapter, remove dullahan, yulo and sucubus, they really lowered my fun with it.

>>152351048
I just read the manga too. Dullahan and succubus are not bad, but yuki onna isn't quite interesting. Maybe they'll explore her character more later, but so far her traits are kinda depressing.

I have no idea why the shota exists though.

>>152351134
Most yuki onna stuff was unnecessary edge, it was like 4 chapters all because of fucking feet sweat, goddamn it. Dullahan was inoffensive (she was just there, not entertaining but not annoying either), but i thought most sensei stuff annoying, it wasnt unnecessary like yuki since she actually has problems, but at the same time i just dont like her character for some reason.

>I have no idea why the shota exists though.
God i had forgotten about dick jr, what an uninteresting character, hopefully just dick sr shows up from now on and they dont force the little twerp after this "parallel universe" arc is done.

>>152312954

This scene was hilarious.

>>152331699
>It says here you're a huge faggot

>>152331671
>Check out my d.ubs

>>152331643
>I happen to be an expect on the subject

>>152331770
>D-delete this

>>152350896
>I didn't read her chapters but they suck
Sounds credible.

>>152349135
That's a cute batman costume.

>>152351574

That's a man-bat.

>>152347924
This is what made me confused. Even in a world where demi-humans exist, taking out a head on a date would cause an uproar. People would just think you'd be carrying a dead person's head.

>>152351649
It's moving, so it's not dead. People would think it's a electronic or something similar.

>>152339976
Guess he's got good taste.

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>>152314218
>>152314722

>Why is Mina so perfect?

Because, in my humble opinion, she kinda is like the typical Japanese Mary-Sue style vampire.

She's literally too perfect. As soon as manga/anime writers pull the...

>She's really a grown woman with DD tits in her true form, but choses to appear as a 10 year-old Loli

...bullshit, you are not dealing with writers who truly understand or care for Vampire lore and fiction, but are just pandering to another kind of audience.
Now, of course vampires are fiction and so they can go from rotten undead walking corpses like Nosferatu, to the sparkling fashion model "vegetarian" vampires depending on who's writing them, but personally, i feel that in anime and manga, this specific kind of vampire is more erotic fantasy than vampire fiction.